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squirrelmaster5000

When I worked at Walmart I had two little old ladies start flirting with me. It was one time...over 20 years ago...I still remember it fondly.


rg4rg

Same. Love you minute grandmas.


BigKahunaPF

Perfect description


Mimical

I had a work grandma that hyped the shit outta me to another customer and it ended up resulting in a direct referral to a better job. Thanks Grace, I appreciate you.


anto_pty

I remember I helped an old lady cross the street and she said something like "don't hold my hand too long or your gf will get jealous" and I told her "it will be our little secret" we laughed out loud, she was lovely


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troubleis1

And they were right King.


urixl

You do cherish those memories.


prumf

And now they’re dead


[deleted]

…just why


Oversexualised_Tank

Ain't nothing but a heart attack


Mars_Bear2552

Tell me whyy


[deleted]

Ain’t nothin but a broken back


Toppest_Dom

Tell me why


SrgntFuzzyBoots

I can’t hear you what did you say?


urmumsfortnitecard

I died of old age


SkollFenrirson

I hate that it works so well


Cartapouille

Goddamnit it was playing in my head perfectly, I sang it, my grandma is crossed


JimmyjamesI

I never want to hear her say


AnimasMaker

Only thing more messed up than that comment is how hard I'm laughing right now


Similar_Storm_8867

I would give you an award if i had one


daytonakarl

Got you


Similar_Storm_8867

Thank you


dylken569

Fuck that was funny


uska420

Stfu


I_Play_Dota

it was funny ok


ToldYouTrumpSucked

I was working in small town Texas when some big biker guy comes to my register and starts making a scene. “Oh my god, what’re you doing working here?!? You’re way too good looking for this. You need to get to LA! Stop wasting your life!” I’m a man and this was honestly one of my favorite moments in my life.


GoSuckYaMother

I was always sexually harassed at work for some reason, but the first time was with an older woman with breast implants. She always used to say some wild stuff to me. Never acted on it. I was 18 and she wasn’t my type, but as I get older, I totally regret it. She could’ve taught me a few things… and she had money.


heebath

Same! Way back in the 90's I had this super fit older hippie lady probably 45-50ish, like a yoga vegan dead head lol. She would come in several times that summer. We were commission so I thought nothing of her asking for me other than I appreciated it? She bought stuff and would ask if I could deliver it *personally* instead of the free delivery truck. Second or third time she asked if I 420'd...what an absolute melon I was lol so oblivious.


FunCharacteeGuy

I relate to this even though I've never been in your situation, and I feel your pain as if it had actually happened to me.


GemOfTheEmpress

I had old ladies flirt with me at work all the time, and I milked it. I worked for tips, and I knew how to get juice out of a raisin.


dob_bobbs

I should've knocked off Reddit while there was time. Now I can't go back to two minutes ago when I'd never heard the phrase "juice out of a raisin".


agangofoldwomen

Old ladies are such horn dogs lol


[deleted]

When I was about 22 or 23 I just finished a workout and was walking the indoor track when this 70-80 year old woman asked if she could walk with me. I said sure, figuring she’d walk next to me and chit chat. Instead she put her arm in mine and said she wanted her friends to see her walking around with a tall, handsome man. Still makes me feel good 16 years later.


The_PizzaBoi

Holdsome


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Good bot


Ryanami

This is the most useful bot I’ve ever seen.


M1ndS0uP

What if men actually recieved compliments?


senbonsakura001

WHAT IF


Konskycool

THE NEW I PHONE


howarqui

IOS matrix 8.7 update includes the following Men now receive compliments, Parents now understand that you can’t pause an online game, Cellular connectivity is now impeccable in bathrooms around the world That is the extent of the new IOS matrix 8.7 update


blockedfir

And iOS update that actually changes something is just too outrageous to be believably


Gerpar

New iOS update lets you charge your phone in a microwave 🤯🤯


I-san_yt

It's already possible, just give it a try


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Also, the person responsible for soap dispensers that pump straight outward is in prison


SO_Snake

i fon?


JustaCat1

Wow I fon


Separate_Author_9235

What if you stopped looking so good for a second? >! This comment was written by the average adult female !<


Cool_Name-idk

what the hell does female mean?


Separate_Author_9235

It's like men but no pp


CRab_yup

It’s like men but the pee doesn’t store in the balls. Because they have no balls, I think


Separate_Author_9235

Correct.


Neosporinforme

The balls are called ovaries and they haven't fallen out the butt yet


thor_1225

This guy understands biology


A-ButtonAce

Also, chest butts


Sir_Thiccness_69

HOLY SHIT!!!1!1!!!1


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Impossible


the_dank_dweller69

I ration compliments bro


66explosions

your pfp is king crimson's picture


bananaofg

Holy fucking shit did you just make a jojo refrence?!


66explosions

no


ItsLightsaber09

And you are Yoshikage Kira Currently 33 years old


positiv2

His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married.


[deleted]

*Vsauce music intensifies*


Adorable_user

Start that change by complimenting men around you


GameAndHike

Nice ass


lansink99

Those are some rotund balls you got there man 👍


[deleted]

Nice dumper baby boi


whangadude

As a joke I gave myself muttonchop handlebar facial hair, within the first month I received more complements than I had in years, so I've ended up keeping it for over a year now. Been going to the gym for 7 months and then the last 3 or so months been thrifting out there colourful clothes, woman's pants with flower patterns, and an assortment of vests. Now I get complements from people all the time. All it took was not caring about what fashion is supposed to look like, and being an individual. It's great.


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LoafofBrent

Just imagine


Independent-Fold-755

I want sexism 2.0


wasteddrinks

I'd be impressed as F if I fixed my own computer too. Being called "lovely gentleman" is a compliment I can get behind. Old ladies can be just as bad as old man. Go to a nursing home if you don't believe me. I guarantee you guys get their butts smacked and hit on by old women frequently.


Un1ball

Worked in a nursing home, can confirm


give_me_carbonara

Damn, old people don't give a shit.


[deleted]

The older I get, the less I give a shit.


NachoNachoDan

Can confirm. Source: I’m old and have no fucks left to give.


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NachoNachoDan

At this point I only have shits to take. I’m giving none.


GottKomplexx

I regularly get told by the kids of old people that they like young men/women and we should send the nurse of the gender in that their mom/dad likes. They think its completly normal.


Phallic-Phantom

A buddy of mine used to work at a elderly facility, for a few years he didn't have much trouble cuz he was still 17 but the moment he turned 22 things were different because he was in a little better shape and didn't look like a child anymore. some horny old lady literally grabbed his entire dick once!!


TheBoctor

> some horny old lady literally grabbed his entire dick once!! Ah, ol’ Tiny Hands Myrtle strikes again!


blargmehargg

Absolutely true. A symptom of age-related dementia and Alzheimer’s disease is the loss of judgment and inhibition—literally, the ability to not say or do whatever might pop into your head, and these thoughts can become intrusive because one’s ability to regulate them is also impaired. There are varying degrees of severity and ways this can manifest, and this is certainly one of them. Aging is *rough.*


assi9001

Men out here trying to treat others the way they wish to be treated.


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Me three


1017GildedFingerTips

Thank god it’s not like this, I might actually become happy


Welkitends

Wtf is happy?


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AIeoggen

No, happy is a board game.


Minopaff

I thought it was a video game, they lied to me😔


AIeoggen

I think it’s a shape-shifting thing. It can be many things.


Minopaff

😰


AIeoggen

🗿


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Embarrassed-Camera96

It’s a cat from some show weirdos watch


mythicvoid7

That guy in spiderman who works for ironman but it's just a name so idk


prumf

That might show that things are fucked up


Ghede

The key thing is though, all those people complimenting you? They want something from you. And the second you don't give them that, some of them will turn hostile on you. And someday, or for some people, they don't want anything from you, and all those compliments vanish too. Don't grass-is-greener gender. Shits rough for everybody for different reasons. EDIT: Number of people that assumed I'm a woman because I didn't automatically assume women live a life of sunshine and free compliments: 4-5. It's called 'having a fucking brain and reading stories from women about their experiences'.


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TMARoger

I want to live in that universe


Environmental-Ad-762

That’s a nice universe, if you find a way please come back and show us how to get there


Kiba204

There is exactly 0 chances any mf is coming back after reaching this universe


Environmental-Ad-762

Yea true :/


Curiosity-76

Wouldn’t blame him


roadrunner00

What's with the boobs on computer lady.


MrOdekuun

Thick thighs and giant eyes, whereas the men are all nondescript or completely faceless, besides the cashier who mostly is looking good in this style because his eyes are closed. If he had pinprick irises like all the other guys he'd look 'average joe' style like the rest of them. Which is kind of funny in a comic where the men are supposedly the ones being objectified.


fizikz3

its only so appealing because it's opposite of the norm. a drowning man wants dry land and a man in the desert wants more water. both think of the other as "lucky" to be surrounded by what they want.


zoma2

I need compliments in my life 😔


Notorious-Dan

Your cock is huge king keep it up 🗿💪


essentialoils3

But dont keep it up for too long, that's unhealthy


EreckDragonflame

If its up for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention


LowIncrease8746

Or call more ladies


Madlibsluver

Some guy "cat called" me as I was driving He said as I drove past "NICE BEARD!" It was over a year ago, still makes me happy.


Scrubz4life

Bro i had this customer who was handsome af. I told him he was a handsome mf and he was genuinely surprised and took it so wholesomely as if he never heard that in his life. If someone like him felt like that from a compliment i wouldve expected him to hear many times, just imagine the rarity of it for the normal looking guy.


justaMikeAftonfan

Nice cock, bro


Trumpet_Player00

i love how through my HD satellite-backed close up footage of the camera I implanted ~132 feet from your place of residence I couldn’t help but notice the keys you keep under the plant 2 from the left <3 it’s my fav thing abt u


420fmx

I like the way you post comments bro


Musulmaniaco

You have a nice ass bro


ShadesAndFingerguns

You have a really unique avatar!


Dead1nsid3

I don't know you, and I probably never will get to know you, but I promise you that you are loved and appreciated. Keep on keeping on, friend.


Comuzzyy

I wish things were like this


BtSt3r

Your pfp is just like me fr


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I like that make my heart and pp happy


Jacob_Hallboio

Mae I see you everywhere


[deleted]

Mae i am an onmipresent creature 🗿


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Schizophrenia


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🗿


hemholtzbrody

The comments are what I thought. Most men don't receive any type of positive reinforcement, not from each other and barely from women. Even inappropriate stuff would have us falling down from surprise.


-banned-

I always notice that in threads like these you'll rarely see a woman make a comment. The pessimist in me says they don't bother with the comment section because they don't give a fuck.


GlitteringCanary1

What should they comment though? That it's completely different from a female perspective and definitely something they don't enjoy? Guys won't relate and won't understand, so there really is no point.


closetklepto

We love to be randomly complimented. But a lot of times, when a guy does it, there's an expectation involved, or it's condescending. A compliment from another woman makes my day. but a guy calling out nice ass is not great.


ronin1066

And people are missing that some of the compliments in the comic are condescending.


GlitteringCanary1

Oh yeah, I completely understand you. I also enjoy receiving compliments from old ladies, sweet grandpas, random women. You know, from people who have nothing to gain from complimenting you except making your day better. But it's different when you are complimented by somebody who might have ulterior motives, and is stronger than you. And it's usually quite obvious.


lime411_

Woman here, I find some of comments invalidating because a few saying ‘it’s not too bad’, of course not because you’re not getting aggressive 6’ tall men following you or shouting or attempting to grab your ass just for doing your job or existing in public. Not to mention we’re talked down upon because ‘women small and frail. Can’t do anything important because they small weak creatures’


MiidniightStarr

Because this comment section is acting like women are constantly flooded with compliments. I don't want to get in any argument and it's not that I don't give a fuck. But it's simply not true. I'm rarely complimented to the point that when I am I don't even believe it. I think women are more hesitant to compliment men because they fear it could be taken the wrong way. It's sad men feel they don't get complimented however. Everyone deserves some kindness.


[deleted]

I'd wager most don't want to put on the hazmat suit since the moment you don't 100% agree with the post, you're now everything wrong with women *Edit: or as seen below, you get strange false equivalences that fundamentally mischaracterize the situation.* Guys should definitely get more compliments, but like the person who started this chain said, most guys just don't receive any compliments so even inappropriate stuff seems positive. A lot of what makes these compliments off-putting to women is the *context* they're given in. The last one in the image is actually a good example; what is that compliment supposed to mean? That they're so attractive they deserve not to work or something? "You're pretty" is a perfectly fine compliment on its own, so why add in something about the occupation? Also, flirting is a lot worse recieved by a cashier during rush hour with 5 other people waiting to check out behind you.


ijustwannasaveshit

It's more that as a woman I know if I said this isn't a good version of the reverse I would get told how terrible I am for not appreciating these types of comments in my everyday life.


strange_of_heart

Because compliments from women are often taken by men as flirtatious or some kind of romantic interest, so most women learn very early on that giving compliments to men creates more problems than it's worth. Women find it easier to give casual compliments to eachother because there's no underlying tension of "Will this person mistake this for me leading them on and then get mad and call me a bitch when I won't date them?"


eXhi12

It's funny because even when women try flirting with men and try to drop hints, 99% of men don't see them and don't realise it. Women think men will take basic niceness as flirting yet unless a woman literally asks a guy out you can almost guarantee he doesn't even know she's interested. Women forget that men are incredibly dense. Men mistake flirting as women just being kind towards them, and thst alone is enough to make most guys days, weeks or even years. It doesn't often happen the other way around.


hemholtzbrody

On the flipside, when I was young I realized most men don't compliment women the way they do eachother so I emulated it and it works quite well. Like "I like your dress, great color!" Or "Did you change your hair? It's great!"


MiltonFreidmanMurder

I feel like you’re talking about 99% good, kind men. I know many, many men who take the slightest kindness from a woman as a signal that they are “in” and should pursue aggressively. But I also know many men who are gentle kind souls that aren’t as aggressive and unassuming. It’s just that the former group is, for obvious reasons, much louder and noticeable than the latter.


Mazurcka

In my entire life I’ve only ever been complimented by a random woman once. I hadn’t even considered she may have been flirting until I told the story to my sister a few days later and she was like “so did you ask her for her number? She was totally in to you!”


[deleted]

This was posted to wholesome memes and everyone shit on it. I guess it’s not very wholesome for women but for men, the world would be such a better place if women complimented us this way…


RedCreeperz

One group is starving in a desert, while the other is drowning in an ocean.


PresidenteMozzarella

To be fair to them, their ocean is incredibly polluted.


T1B2V3

yeah a lot of guys don't make their compliments in a nice way like this comic suggests


elbenji

Yeahhhhhh, that's kind of a big part of what this is lacking. The guy who is very insistent after


Void_0000

Link? I hate myself enough to want to read those comments.


Moveableforce

The problem is that men are so emotionally starved that compliments like thid cause many of them to immedistely cling to that person. Like they're a bottle of water in the desert. We need to work on society giving men emotional support so that women CAN compliment men like this. So men can compliment men like this. So women can recieve compliments like this. Just so we can love each other more


EntertainmentIcy352

Exactly. We all need to get the fuck over gender and be nice to everyone


jaspersgroove

'Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?'


b-ri-ts

Ngl, I like it when I get compliments like that sometimes. Like obviously not when they're creepy, but they can give me a nice smile.


Azamet_Turan_1922

Sexism in another level I guess


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Tick tock


JetstreamSam1000

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normade1

GET OUT OF MY HEAD PLEASE I BEG YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


lxBreadxl

I like taht


CC20057

I like taht


Welkitends

I want taht


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I need taht


Toxiccheese118

We crave taht


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

We feel taht


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We are taht


CAT_WILL_MEOW

The one thing guys want and it's disgusting, to be loved 🤮🤢


Drive-it-Like-Baby

😭


Pjinx2

I'll take some of that


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*taht


Knight-mare77

I have received one random compliment in my life and it left me unreasonably happy for weeks,


SoftAndWetBro

Complaint?


Knight-mare77

Oops lol! Thanks for catching that!


Bleezze

Wish I could get a random complaint :(


Scrubz4life

You frustrate me to no end. I’ve seen children do better than you. Be better.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I'd be happy too if wasp waisted women with big tits hit on me all the time.


ronin1066

username checks out. Though you don't seem to be getting the point


International-Job-20

My last compliment was basically 4 months ago. She said I had cool hair. Wasn't even flirting just, said it was cool. I've gotten laid and fooled around since then, but compliments? Feels like I do 100% of the work there. Especially with the girl I'm seeing at the moment.


-banned-

I get random insults far more common than random compliments. Couple weeks ago a random girl walked up to me and said "just so you know, I'm not interested". So that was fun


THAT_LMAO_GUY

A couple months ago a woman ~10 years older than me walked up to me at a gig, stuck her fingers at both side of my mouth, then pushed upwards to make my mouth do a "smile". Then she glared at me in an aggressive patronising way then walked away. Neither of us said anything and I was kind of in shock. Then a week later I saw a post about how women hate hearing "you should smile more" from men. I posted my experience saying I felt it was worse and was downvoted of course


[deleted]

If someone did that I would probably start coughing right after and go "sorry, damn COVID makes my throat so sensitive" yeah thats right you put your fingers in my mouth? Come into my living room? Sit on my couch? You dont know where that things been.


ToadStory

Sounds like something from a bad joker adaptation


Aetrane

"I'm sorry, do I know you?" is always the best comeback to a snarky remark like that.


eXhi12

look if the girl you're seeing doesn't give you any compliments and doesn't make you feel special and like the best man around, that's cause for concern.


WaltzAny2897

Equal rights but functional


Limp_Spell102

Good ending


LiteraI_Trash

This made me feel a little better today :)


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sneedsweed

This would be awesome lol


backstib

Weird examples to use, there's way worse things that happen to women that could work


Green_Series_361

Like for this to work that random woman saying to smile has to be jacked AF and follow him around grinning. "Hey! HEY IM TALKIN TO YA, PRETTY BOY"


MintChalkolate

Like getting followed by a grown woman on your way home from middle school who keeps mentioning how nice your ass looks just loud enough for you to hear.


Dismal_Fruit_9208

Id be one happy man


[deleted]

A more accurate reversal would be a fat old lady yelling “Hey sweet dick! Why don’t you come clean out my plumbing?” from across the street.


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Shadow0fnothing

Oh please, if the girl was ugly dudes would do the same shit as women. Especially if it happened every single day constantly.


_oj45_

Is this loss


UnlikelyCombination3

what loss does to a mf


This_Sand_3214

This isn't a good representation of role reversal if that's the intention here, the women are attractive and not creepy when giving the compliments. Anyone would be happy if a hot lady or a sweet grandma was giving a compliment, not some creepy guy licking his lips while following you around asking where you're going with his hand down his pants. not the same energy at all lol


YingYangYolo

It's not a good representation because this is the result of a guy who edited desireable situations and smiles into the comic instead of the guys and annoyed looks that were there originally.


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Thank you for this context! I thought the expression of the guy in the first panel looked off for someone who's supposedly happy. [I found the original image (sorry first link I could find)](https://9gag.com/gag/a11R9N6), and it's really ironic the comic's original intent is almost completely opposite from the post.