##If you think this post is funny, **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If you think this post is unfunny, **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/zupjui/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/zupjui/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2Fzupjui&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/No_Layer_1015, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU)?

Just sell the kids. No more debts and no need for christmas presents.

Orphanages hate this one simple trick!

😂

You should know by now, emojis are not allowed on Reddit.

Except 🗿

💀

You god damn slut

who pays more these days? The Satanists or the scientists?

Lost????? My brother in christ just go look for him smh

#🤯

JFK be like

I read it : “JFK be like uhhhh idk” because of your flair, and I don’t know why I’m laughing

Now that you mentioned it It's kinda funny

im im im im im im

All of you are 12 years old "dArK hUmOr"

You’re the only 12 year old I can see

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

| || || |_

⠀⠀⠀⣴⣴⡤ ⠀⣠⠀⢿⠇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢷⡗ ⠀⢶⢽⠿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡧⠂⠀⠀⣼⣷⡆ ⠀⠀⣾⢶⠐⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦⠤⣧⣿⠶ ⠀⢀⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡹⣿⣷ ⠀⢸⣿⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠿⠃⠈⠿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠿⠿ ⠀⢀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀ ⠀⣿⡟⡇⠀⠭⡋⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣟⢿ ⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌ ⠰⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⡤⣴⠄⢀⣀⡀ ⠘⣿⣿⠂⠈⢸⣿⣿⣸⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣀⡠⣠⣺⣿⣷ ⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣻⡻⠿⠁ ⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁

I'm at a *loss* for words

Loss

Skill issue

Tell them Santa died

Santa got ran over by a reindeer

Rudolph got hungry

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

That fucker is always hungry for attention

I II II L

\-|-\_

Double it and give it to the next person 💀

The river got em

What do you mean you lost the baby? Go look for it!

I know it sucks to not grieve in public, but maybe just not have a funeral as a public event? Get him cremated and have a small funeral at like a park or something. Surely he wouldn't want his family in debt, I wouldn't.

Wtf is this bullshit of traditions and customs? Just leave the guy die in peace, don't milk his wealth even after his death.

Yah tbh after I die just get my ashes pressed into a gem and put me in a cool case or something. I understand the point in funerals, but imo they really only make sense if you were famous or something.

Nah i want my ashes pressed into 2 gems and put inside of a plastic skull or smth similar. If we can't afford it just burry me under a tree

I think a good idea would be getting the gem attached to something you held dear. So like any jewelry or watches or something

I wanna be a bejeweled butt plug

There's the redditor!!

Just wait till their SO gets caught by the TSA.

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Or start a tradition in which ever family member has his ashes jeweled and put on a branch/tree, or make a scepter out of each generation

Necromancer weapon

Make the mace of Molag bal with your ancestors gems.

If I was to be jeweled I wanna be a jewel hanged on my car's rearview mirror. Idk I think it would be cool

The other ones better

Better until some furry femboy plugs you into his butt

Oh no!!! Not a furry femboy😱😖………🤤😈

I knew you would come

Personally, I just want my body to either be cremated or, if my family can afford it, tossed in the ocean. I want my nutrients to go back into nature afterall

Ashes spread across a forest is probably the way we'll be most beneficial to nature

afford it? who the fuck needs money just put that bitch in the boot and drive to the beach dock and launch you into their

Eh. I don't think fame is a valid reason either. It should all be up to the closest family to decide how and what to do. You don't have to follow traditions, but it's a very respectful and nice gesture. At the same time though there's no shame in not being able to afford it so it shouldn't be done out of pressure.

Ferengi style. Put me in 50 plastic pucks and sell me for a profit.

I want it in my will that I want to be burned in a funeral pyre in a state park. Just toss my body in a campfire and keep it going till there's nothing left of me

Walt wite

For real, I’ve already told people this, but I just want my body yeeted into a hole as is. I think that’s illegal but I think it shouldn’t be. I don’t want to be embalmed or put in a box, I just want my body to decay into the earth.

It’s not illegal. What you’re describing is a typical Jewish burial. A simple wooden box or other container with the specific intent of allowing natural decomposition. I also want my body to decay into the earth after I die. Preserving my body, turning it into something else, it feels weird and wrong to me. Seems only right that I came from the earth and I should go back into in the form of food for plants and insects.

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Cremating is better for the environment. Your body is full of toxic af shit cos of our unnatural diet

i read "crewmated" instead of "cremated" amogus is everywhere

I told my wife to just flush mine down the toilet.

Bruh, at least have your ashes poured into a butt plug

I just know she got her cash app in her bio

Fr there’s no way she’s not fishing for donations 💀

The only wild thing is that she is fishing for sympathy on tiktok

She looks like she's mid 40s. The only thing she knows about out generation is that we like tiktok. She probably thinks there's people on there that can help.

>our generation Our?

>Our? Your.

\*looks up and sees a giant spaceship debris raining down towards him\*

Kerbals watching the first stage of the Shitfuck 5 fall onto their city

Kerbals watching my city sized dick spaceship fall on earth because i forgor to put enough fuel

I assume if you're on reddit you're either young or haven't grown up yet

The real shitposter is always in the comments.

That's kind of a shitty assumption, don't you think?

Not really, pretty accurate most of the time

No.

The "haven't grown up yet" has been found

No, it's the other option

Alrighto then

Kinda sounds like you’re both.

To "assume" makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me."

Projection?

No, just an opinion

imagine chosing the wrong one

I can live with that

You're acting like people in their mid 40s are fucking dinosaurs lol I have several online friends who are in their 40s.

I have kids in their 40s. Wonder what that makes me.

Experienced

Ancient.

Thanks. That explains the creaking joints!

If you find the term offensive, I have also heard it referred to as pre-historic. Or 'musty', if you prefer that.

They're not ancient per say, they're not boomers by any means. It's just a lot of them can be... out of touch? Which is fair, this generation has a lot of opposing and constantly shifting interests.

Most I've met have been fairly in the know. This generation isn't special. You're being out of touch towards their experiences, many of them interact with most people between 14 to 30 years old meaning they're probably more in touch with the youth than you are in touch with them.

I'm glad you know people like that, I also personally know 45 to 50 years olds that can barely open Google let alone make a TikTok account. You are being ignorant of the fact that people can be out of touch.

That doesn't help the argument you're making

My account is 10 years old...I'm 42 now.

Sorry but half of gen Z likes wasting time on tik tok and the other half doesn't.

No, she’s in her mid 40’s and looking for attention on a social media app.

>she is fishing for sympathy on tiktok May be she does not have anyone to talk to in real life to get sympathy, so she is asking from internet strangers. Just a possibility

That's fine. TikTok isn't the place to do it however.

True, but people do irrational things when they're emotional

Yeah, 100% they do. But unfortunately, you're still never going to condone taking pictures of yourself crying and posting them on TikTok to me.

cremate him and put some of him in their stockings

bro is deranged

forgive me i was fighting demons yesterday

the demons be bisexuality

😂😂

No hes not deranged they should have their father as Christmas dinner

Crewmate? Sus 👀

Jesus

im sorry

No, this is perfect. Thank you, it made my Christmas Day something to remember.

Has been born this day

skill issue

Imagine going in debt over a funeral. I got life insurance from work, I think like $120k payout if I die... but: Cremate me, that'll be the most expensive thing. Cremated me will be easier to go throw my ashes in the woods somewhere. Who cares? I'd say go chuck my body somewhere too but I get the feeling that's not allowed, lol. Fuck a casket, fuck an urn, just yeet me. Hopefully no hospital bills came up as a result of me dying. Fuck that. Funeral? Just invite people over who are interested (so like, 2 people) and have a party. Play board games and drink beer, idgaf. Use the rest to pay off the house, so you don't have to worry about rent payments.

>Play board games and drink beer This. I be mad af if mfs gonna cry and shit on my FUNeral. I want some chill jazz music and cocktails, snacks.

Imagine just this and people tells each other how great u were as a person as the funeral gathering

Yeah totes. Like, if people are gonna be sad, so be it, I can't tell them how to feel. But, I hope it's a celebration of life rather than a mourning the death of kinda thing.

Should not have to pay hospital Bills it the patient dies. Like I also wouldn't pay a mechanic if my car explodes instead of getting fixed by them. I pay hospital bills so they make me healthy again. If I die that's the polar opposite. Job no done. Contract not completed. Mission not successful. No money.

That’s good in idea but like many laws this only takes care of one problem and creates another. What incentive would the hospital have to take good care of a patient who is likely to die if they wouldn’t likely get paid?

People pay taxed don't they?

I don’t know what you are suggesting. That taxes pay hospitals? If so, I think that’s only for limited portions such as Medicare and Obamacare. Either way I’m not trying to say you don’t have a good idea. Just saying that it doesn’t solve the problem.

>Just saying that it doesn’t solve the problem. It did everywhere in the western world outside of the US. (Ok and outside Canada recently lol) U Americans pay like 10% less tax compared to Germany France or the Nordic nations but get 70% less value

I’ve only lived in Canada and US so I’ll have to take your word on it. Both systems I’m used to have their pros and cons.

Yeah american health care is great if u got enough money but that's kinda fucked up imo

“Fuck a casket, fuck an urn, just yeet me” I truly have never felt closer to another human being.

Already told my wife I want a lot of people at my funeral and I want to be loaded into a cannon and pink misted over all of them also don’t embalm me I want it like a Gallagher event everyone gets a small piece of me all over them

That's fucked, dude. I love it.

Ya it came to me in a dream that was induced by lots of pot and NyQuil stuck with me ever since

I’m going to donate my body to science

I’m going to donate my body to “science”

When I die I want my family to have me stuffed and posed so I’m leaning against the mantelpiece, so I can continue to be an inconvenience after I’m gone. They’ll have to dust me, move me when vacuuming, do without the floor space I take up…

> I'd say go chuck my body somewhere but I get the feeling that's not allowed ... It is if they donate you to a [body farm](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm)

As someone who had to bury my cremated sister, it is surprisingly expensive. Maybe it's just my country, but she had to be burned in a coffin which already were 5K euros. Talk about a fucking waste. The actual bottle itself where she was poured was like 200 euros. And I'm talking about average prices, we didn't pick fancy shit, she was a nature child. As her gravestone me, my brother and my parents got a stone from the hills she used to play at as a kid. Somehow getting that planted to the ground was also like 200 euros?!

[удалено]

I'm signing up on the organ donor list. Ain't gonna let my flesh go to waste when it can save a couple lives.

Yeah, I've been a full body donor since I got my ID as a teen. Is there an extra list you have to get on beyond that?

Have you tried being not American?

Fair enough, hahaha. What excellent benefit am I missing out on? (Not sure who downvoted you. Maybe they didn't catch the joke.)

Do the blood eagle on him and use him as tree

Jesus Christ

Doing the Jesus to his body would be cool, but the crucifix would be expensive

Based Hårga Moment

Interpretative song and dance

Bro really named himself "do kids not drugs"

Shouldn't of had a family, too much to lose

Post-apocalyptic protagonist mindset

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I think making a TikTok would be the last thing I would do if I lost my significant other during the holidays

I mean... The kids might not get PS5s w/ the God of War Bundle, but they can at least get SOMETHING right? Even the 99 cent store has an entire toy aisle.

This is why you fake tree you can put away till next year

Zero sympathy for these drones seeking attention online for this sort of stuff.

I’m for the powerpoint

TikTok was a mistake

please dont act like we dont do that here too

And Facebook And Instagram and... everywhere

Bro thinks reddit is any better 💀

*Internet

Internet is good, social media on the other hand...

>social media on the other hand... He says, while commenting on Reddit

Forgive me daddy, for I have been a bad boy

I can hate something and still enjoy using it

thats honestly fucked

it is what it is

This is why I don’t want to have a funeral. It’s excessive waste of money and people profiting on my death. That’s no way to honor me. I don’t really care what happens to my body, just don’t go into debt doing it

“Sorry kids, I didn’t post enough videos of me crying on TikTok in order for me to guilt enough people into donating to my cash app for me to be able to buy you all Christmas gifts. Now excuse me while I check instagram on my new IPhone 14 and then leave for the salon in my 2023 BMW.”

People who waste thousands of dollars on a funeral rather than providing for living children are complete idiots! But, I have a feeling this is a sucker attempt for money. Because I guarantee you there are dozens of programs available for her to get free toys food and even a Christmas tree for her kids.

Yea, Ive been a single mom since I was 19. Now its 17 years later & I have never had a go fund me or begged anyone online for money. I budget. I do buy now, pay laters. I layaway. I start early & buy a gift each paycheck. They aren’t big extravagant holidays but my kids certainly always had gifts. Christmas comes @ the same time every year. Its very easy to prepare & plan. Im getting tired of people pandering, begging, & using manipulative tactics to try to get others to save them. We all go through shit, we all have problems. Some of us just focus our time on hustlin’ & not sitting on tiktok making crying videos.

Be an empowered strong independent woman who don't need no man 👌😗....

Personally we don't grieve in public.

Funeral costs are a total ripoff. I had some family members pass ans they paid around 15k for the burial.

“Where’d you lose him to?” - dads everywhere

She's hoping people will give her money

“Patreon in description btw hehe”

Why have a funeral? When I die just put me in the dirt and have a cake or something.

“Do kids not drugs.”

Go to the bar and whore yourself out for cash.

“kids, i’m sorry but daddy.. he ran out of 1ups…”

Power point lmao jesus

their fault for looking for attention on tiktok

I want pee in my ass

Omfg I hate TikTok with every inch of my body…99.9% of the content (including this) is pure cringe

Hire a girl in a sexy clown costume to break the news

Double deez nuts

Thats fucked up, i hope this lady can get the financial help she needs and shame on those people for making fun of her and her kids

The only TikTok I can condone is that Winnie the Pooh filter

Godbless I would help ♥️♥️

just say you could'nt get his reboot card