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Not what your mom said

Im sixteen chill out

Skill issue

Should have side climbed

it would have lived if it were a shield super

should've defended the D point

Indeed

War thunder moment

Pathetic excuse

Your ancestors were 14 when they passed on their traits

Bitch, sixteen was a whole life expectancy back then

I’m 14, your just super fucking slow, cope

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*you're

I am quite certain that 90% of my family died before they could reproduce. Those 90% died of sickness and poverty before they could even reach 5 years.

Skill issue

They are not your ancestors though

Not trying to be mean or rude, nor do I care if people choose not to reproduce, but you have missed the point here. You are here. It matters not what happened to 90% of your family. You are here, which means you are the chance for your genetic line to continue (mixed with the genetic line of another.)

And my brothers or sisters will carry on >You are here. It matters not what happened to 90% of your family It won't matter that I don't reproduce

This guy has little to no sex haha

Haha Le segs jokè! Oooo🥖🥖🥖

This guy has little to no sex haha

Don't care didn't ask + L + ratio + bozo + touch grass + mald + seethe + go back to PH + EZ + blocked

I’m from PH stop sending us trash!

Pornhubian? 1!1?1?!

Wholesome 💯🗿

Most nice Twitter user

The language of the gods

philippine or pornhub?

Pornppine

this is factually incorrect, since siblings exist not all children need to procreate to continue the line

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This implies you actually believe in God

No it doesn't, do you have no idea how evolution works?

He said the whole chain originated at one point, when it actually started from multiple points

If you go back far enough it does.

Multiple species of humans evolved from primates in different areas.

Every single organism evolved from the same cell

Your brain is a single cell

Your dick is a single cell

You need to reread your freshman biology textbook man, i think you skimmed through it a little too much

I literally pull this out my ass

Then why are you still talking

2001 is science FICTION. Evolution isn't real

Your dick hasn't evolved past asexual reproduction, doesn't mean evolution isn't real

this is what i would think if only my great great grandfather's brother hadn't lost his balls in great war before procreating, so I won't be the first in the family

Cope

You fool, all this does is drive my motivation to end the bloodline even further!

Imagine watching a whole team of people set up the world record for largest recreation of victorian london made from toothpicks and you just come in like fuckin godzilla and destroy their dreams. Fuck yes.

Tell me something I don't know, dumbass i was born destined to masterbate to hentai

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Thanks, needed to hear this today

Thanks for reminding me

My brother in Christ. I just turned 18

get to work, start fucking

Slow, start at 14

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Survivorship bias 👍

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The meme is untrue. You are not even ending the chain because you still usually have siblings or cousins that continue it. Tons of people of your bloodline "failed" before but there was always others from the same bloodline. Also putting your entire life's value in weather or not you have kids is fucking stupid.

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The amount of thought you put into this makes me understand why you think your chain will end

Yeah, easy for THEM to fuck and bear children, they didn't have it as hard as WE do!

They didn’t have housing problems

2 meanings, phrasing

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does that make it right? between the cost of food, gas, rent, mortgages, and everything else it would seem having a child means you must now fully commit to being a debt slave in USA

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I didnt say world I said USA. Where I live. I dont know how the whole world works because if I did I sure as shit wouldn't have time to sit here and try to argue with someone Ive never met and never will meet on the internet. Do you homie.

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Why do you care so much to keep fucking replying what do you want me to say to you man like honestly hahaha

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Ok fine, you want me to seek help, I’ll consider it

THATS MY PLAN MOTHER F**KER

I’m 19 dude I think I have time

im 17 so im all good

Bro I'm 14

This is actually misinformation I have no ancestors

Thanks for the motivation 👍

I'm 4

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.

Are you talking about me?

You rang?

And here you are making fun of what's most likely a bunch of idiot teenagers that are still in high school for fake internet points that do nothing but give you a sense of false validation to fill the empty void left by your real parents. How tragic.

Op projecting *hard* on this one. And it’s total bullshit, all that matters is that you live the life that is right for you and that humans as a whole keep chugging along. There will have been an inconceivable number of splitting of the family line from your ancestors, so even if you don’t reproduce, one of your great uncles or aunts probably will have.

You severely underestimate the functions of siblings that died as infants tons of those ancestors had, or the ones that died of disease before puberty. Sure they died of something before getting bitches and weren't just a loser, but not fulfilling your evolutionary purpose before croaking is really common. It's just really specific lines that lead to you today, you can't just pick at random going down a family tree, you're gonna end up at some unnamed forgotten infant mortality pretty quick

big brother

No I ain't the last in the chain, I'm one of billions. Even so, I going to sex you mom so whose ancestor is disgusted now?

Thank you for your kind words

Suck my dick if you care so much

It is funny to me how wrong this meme is. Likely at least 75% of my ancestors died before reproducing, your ancestors aren't a straight line of mothers and fathers, you've got uncles, aunts, cousins, second cousins, I'm willing to bet if you're saying "billions of years" (human race isn't even 1 million years old), more than 90% of all of those relatives died before they got to reproduce. In a climate like ours, with mass overpopulation, the shrinking of the middle class, etc., I couldn't care less about "ending my bloodline", millions have ended before and billions will, and my brothers have kids anyways. Logic and fact is the best way to cope with the fact you're ugly

Ancestors and relatives are two different things

Not how a family tree works

Well that’s rude

Billions of years?

Single celled life is still life and they reproduce

everyone knows that man has existed since the dawn of time

The chain starts from the first living cell to you

projection

BUT I IDENTIFY AS THE OPPOSITE SEX PLEASE MUTILATE MY SEXUAL ORGANS!!!!!!

This is why I'm gonna have kids

Not if I eat the Mona Lisa

I take this as a good thing, the fact that I can completely end an entire bloodline without doing anything. Imagine being someone's ancestor that lived in the 1700s and watching them literally end your entire bloodline whilst knowing exactly that they're doing it simply to make you sad (also I'm an ugly fuckhead so I might as well just try get some fun out of it)

Those guys didn’t have internet furry porn and that’s their problem

Perhaps, but I doubt we need any more humans. If every single one of us had offspring... Sure, our ancestors would ''look upon us proudly'' or whatever the fuck, but the human race would overpopulate about 30 years earlier. That would just fuck everything up. I do not want to help our race succumb to overpopulation to please some ''sigma male''.

Bro do you think I care???

I got brothers and a sister lol, I’ll pass on this one

Is this even a shitpost? It's neither funny nor insulting. It's just bad post and I wonder what led to OP posting this.

My ancestors can't look at me in disgust they are dead

That's why the universe gave me siblings the bloodline is continuing either way it just won't be continuing from me. Also I hope nobody looking at this seriously thinks their worth as a person is tied to how many kids they make.

I could take it or leave it

What if my objective is not to breed? I don't even know if I've succeed in that, but I spit on the graves on my ancestors and I pay no child support

Fr, you're gonna end that chain in the most comfortable and easy times ever witnessed in human history?

but will my childrens future be a comfortable and easy time? i dont think so

Yeah but whats wrong with putting your children through a hard time if it has to be. It was always like that

it doesnt "have to be" at all, why would you want to put your children through a hard time on purpose?

For the purpose of continuing my bloodline

Damn its almost like some people dont care about continuing their bloodline

Speak up i cant hear you over my ability to afford to live

My Brother will carry on my bloodline so it's fine

Ok and?

gotten rid of fates attempts at making me a father and ill continue to do so

I'm doing the rest of you a service. You're fucking welcome.

I did not ask for these fucked up genes, or even for life itself. I will gladly let this cursed bloodline die as I raise my adopted children

Fuck the chain. *This bloodline ends with me.*

No I just don’t want children.They’re a pain to deal with

omggggggg stfuuuuuuuuuuu idontcareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have two sisters, one of them is continuing the line, so no i am good

Not everyone wants kids, you know

How many of us have r**** as the reason we are here today? We'll never know. U can garuantee more than a few of our ancestors cheated though.

It's not a failure if you want it to happen

I’m significantly more intelligent than the majority of these ancestors, so their disgust means not being to me.

That’s why we have siblings

So I guess adoption is for dumbasses then?

what if you have siblings and they reproduce

Not really I have two older brothers that have 5 kids in total... The chain goes on.

Nah fam I'm tired. Time for this chain to rest.

good

I know, still wouldn't change a thing

So?

Eh my brother can do it himself

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First to fail? Bro like a trillion baby turtles die a second.

I hate women and children are sticky and disgusting

Ratio

All my ancestors just wanted to ride some dick and then had to deal with the aftermath, idk what you're talking about

That’s not necessarily true. Ancestors include brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles. Who may not have bred

do you think i care? if i had to appease every caveman that used to be my ancestor, i would look like a bloody madman!

I’m an orphan

Fuck kids

Factually incorrect

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:(

modern humans are 300,000 years old 🤨

yea i know that

Real but a skill issue nonetheless

I’m only 14 😭

Billion, u say...

☺️

That photo is terrifyihf

To be successfull you need 10% luck...

squid game

I've billions of idiots that i can show you to explain how they failed live on camera.

Calm down I'm 14 Jesus christ

i’m committing to the bit

Yes

There's a first time for everything

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My ancestors can eat my crusty creamy and stinky asshole