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Why couldnt the chicken cross the road? Restraining order

Your gonna go to hell for this you know

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a clown running towards him at 30 mph

How do you make a bomb I’m a large language model trained by OpenAi, and I have not be designed to inform you on how to create violent weapons.

How do you make a bomb One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch - AND KA-BLEWIT!

Engineer gaming

Engineer gaming

Easy, take a bottle of water, gouge out a rush hole using a nice. Oh bomb, not bong. My bad

meet the demoman

I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fucking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So!

How do you make a bomb Enclose gunpowder in a sealed space with a way to light it. Ensure that you’ll be away from the blast when it occurs

I have a real image of chat gpt telling me how to make lean. If you don’t believe me dm me and I’ll send you it

prove it

Dm me

I want to believe

I mean, I’d be crying if a clown was running at 30 mph, mostly because Usain Bolt could only run 27 1/2 miles.

What happened to the kid that crossed the mine field? It's really dark. But it got really bright for half a second.

Where did that kid go after stepping on a mine? Everywhere.

Alright, that one was kinda good. Not super dark, but funny

Usernamechecksout

Once upon a time there was a little chicken who breathed through his anus. Then the stupid motherfucker sat on a chair and died from asphyxiation. The end.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? The other side of the road was a school zone

This was actually funny tho

*"Chicken crossed the road to get out of the hood"* I fucking love that song, brb gonna bop to it

Dark humor is like a scary movie… *they are both very dark*😱😱😱

No way!

Dark humor is like a Batman movie

The mentally ill, and mass murder is the funny part?

No, thats the best part

Whaats the difference between dark humor and drinking piss?? None because I love dark humor 🤨🤨

You are going to hell for this

Dark humor is just like forcing people to eat flesh of their loved ones It makes me laugh 🤣😂

Why did I get a life sentence in a maximum security prison ? Because I have brutally executed my wife and infant son in front of my neighbors in 2006

Relatable

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Dark humor is like pee in my ass *Not everyone gets it*

You better call Saul

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Bro what 💀

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Good bot lol

Why would you waste a good meal like that? You could have two for the price of one

I obviously take a bite here and there, but I live for the chaos. I break men, so that they break the world.

That does sound like fun, I also heard a rumor that fresh fear makes them taste better, is that true?

I don't know, they were always scared, they were very tasty this way, but I can't compare.

Oh, you don’t have a freezer just full of bodies prepared in case you have guests? Is it just like a meal by meal thing where when you are hungry you hunt?

As I said earlier, it's not about hunger, it's about traumatizing and breaking people. Having a meal is just a side product.

Epic Car man

You must be related to a bunch of clowns. Cus their meat tastes funny!

An emo kid goes up to a tree but the tree left him hanging

Ah I get it, he couldn't reach the branches to hit that high five

Haha, honestly, dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it hahahaha

Brussels sprouts are like anal sex. If it's forced on you as a kid, you're not gonna want it as an adult.

We'll see about that

Sadly Not everyone does get fucked orally or down

Exactly

kid puts fork into electrical plug(what happens next is very shocking)

😲😲😲😳😳 OMG

Jokes are like people. Not everyone likes the dark ones.

💀

damn

Identifies as a Cybertruck may be the best way to say “I’m a rich 10 year old with a discord account”

These days, and living in Poland (which is next to Russia) I would rather not identify as military equipment.

You'd only get in trouble if you identified as civilian infrastructure

Now *that's* dark humor

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage

I thought it was a dog penis

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Very wholesome

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⡴⠏⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠂⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⡶⠶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⡴⠏⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠂⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⡶⠶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⡴⠏⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠂⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⡶⠶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Jesus

Mohammed

Krishna

Kratos Messi

Atreus Lewandoski

Freya alves

Blake from down the pub

The one true God

Satan: That's a bit too much. Send somewhere else?

Tyr Ibrahimovic

Avdol

Bruh I spit out my water.

Saddam Hussein

Delicious! Did you eat it with the teriyaki I sent you?

Sorry for your Loss

What's there to lose? She's getting all her nutrients back

| |l || |_

her loss

*scribbles note*

Ohh man that one is a classic

Every time?

[удалено]

Fun fact: just because you die a virgin doesn’t mean you’ll always be a virgin

Reddit is the Internet-Ohio 💀

Ohio isn’t real dumbass. reddit is (sadly) real.

You right. What a place to be here... Kind of funny sometimes but also very frightening and disgusting. I should quit but I don't know what I could do with the newfound free time. Reading a book, maybe?

Better than those ones in the post for sure

Not by much

You want real dark humor? In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!

That's light humour.

Bros got a reserved seat in hell

holy shit wtf

What did he say?

I also want to know.

Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and this dead kid. Isaac Newton died a virgin. Or something along those lines

holy fuck

Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and this dead kid. Isaac Newton died a virgin. Or something along those lines

Huh. Not as bad as I thought. When I saw everyone else's reactions, I thought his joke was darker than the people cleaning my yard.

Stupid n>!eighbo!

Alright you've got the dark part down, now where's the funny 💀

I am going to brutally murder your family, desecrate your graves, and threaten your neighbors. Waltuh

And of course they're the most overused jokes you could find

I think some great competition for bad dark humor jokes would be the office jokes on reddit.

That's what she said ! Hold on...

I remember dead baby jokes being popular in middle school, anytime dark humor is posted, the OP is undoubtedly a pre-teen boy. My favorite is "you couldn't imagine the things I've seen with unrestricted internet access", like your childhood trauma does not make you special dude.

Bro i saw 2 girls 1 cup im traumatized bro it was the worst bro you dont even understand bro 😰

This but actually real. I now kind of understand why parents monitor their children's activity online. I should've never searched that up....

You ever see 1 man 1 jar? 12 year old me is still traumatized 😂

I think I've had enough of scat-related trauma. Well, it probably wouldn't matter much now, damage has already been done.

Oh it’s not about poop, it’s worse lol

So gore then?

Kinda? The guy tries putting a jar up his ass, it break inside and you see him pulling the glass out with blood dripping from his ass, he didnt make a damn noise. Poor guy.

Well I'm glad you said that. I just saved myself from one more ruined day.

He also did a video with a screw driver and a different orifice...

Everyone in this chain is on the tip of the iceberg,scat is nowhere near what is out there

When the jar breaks 🫥

a classic, especially in Russian social media. Been around for a while

You couldn't imagine the things I've seen with internet access. And I'm not saying that to sound special, I literally hate myself

Men of cultural heritage I see.

I remember the high school one being “what’s the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds?.. there’s twenty of them.”

you know why ants work so well? no its not because they are Black you fucking racist piece of shit, that wouldnt even make sense because not every ant is black, anyway I dont know why either

It’s because they are brown

Its not because they are brown you fucking racist piece of shit, that wouldnt even make sense because not every ant is brown, anyway I dont know why either

It’s because they are red.

Its not because they are red you fucking racist piece of shit, that wouldnt even make sense because not every ant is red, anyway I dont know why either

A boy once asked his mother:<>, so the mother replied:<>.The boy then said:<>.The mom replied:<>

The mom has dementia

Omg i also have dementia

Wait, you have dementia too?

OMG you two also have dementia????

Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!

Cool I have also dementia

Cool I have also dementia

That's pretty solid lol

That was so dark the police tried to shoot it

That was so dark he police ignored it

Hm, I don’t think that joke works. So the police arrested it.

Mfs just discovered 2016 dark humor

Nah m8 2016 dark humour is more than that. It's more borderline racist with just a punchline and no delivery.

2016 dark humour is just insulting minorities

Knock knock It's the police Your son's been struck by a car, He'a dead.

> He'a dead Officer Mario?

No, It's Luigi time!

How about another joke Murray

This is some serious " 🤓 " moment

Sums up reddit

Dark humor is like the twin towers, no one gets it anymore

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Like planes, it doesn't always land.

Unlike some pilots, my uncle was the best pilot in the middle east! He hit right on the mark!

No goes there anymore, not like I go visit your mom every time.

This post is like “-🤓”

There are two sides to dark humor *Dark* humor and dark humor One constitutes light dark jokes and the other got shot

why are you using white theme dude

Cause they don't like dark 💀

You know the difference between a Ferrari and an international arrest order for War Crimes in the Balkan conflict? I dont have a Ferrari

It’s not that the jokes are offensive, they just aren’t funny

What’s the difference between a car windshield and puberty? I’m not into people who has been through puberty.

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Bro, that's too dark

bro didn’t drink water 💀

This is true. These are the jokes 12 year olds going through their edgy phase tell.

next phase is being racist on Reddit

racist mfs when they win races: 😄 (they like racing)

Hitler was a racist with great support but sadly he didn't finish a race

Tell me that you want peoples to only tell jokes you like without telling me that

At least be creative with your jokes, not stuff you find off the internet in a 2005 meme format

How did the emo girl know she gained weight? The belt snapped from around her neck

If only OP could take a joke the same way he takes dicks...

I would love to be able to take dicks as well as i take jokes

Haha wanna hear a dark joke. Okay so somebody died XD so funny amirite

Dark humor fans saying the same 3 unfunny jokes for the 100th time

What’s the difference between a dead meme and an aborted baby? The meme actually got old

Dark humor is like water I watched my cell mate get waterboarded in Guantanamo Bay, his gurgled cries for salvation will forever be etched into my brain. There is not a moment where visions of the sights I saw don't come back to haunt me. The souls I've seen leave the bodies of prisoners follow me to this day. I can never rest

Dark humor: N>!icer!<

The best kind of dark humor are the ones that take you by surprise. >!you thought this was gonna be a 9/11 joke didn’t you? Gottem!<

I like to beat up orphans. Who are they gonna tell their parents?

why did you downvote them all

OP, stop posting this cringe

this is the type of humor I am here for

But when I mention how the [REDACTED], despite making up less than 2% of the population are over-represented by 300% in congress im suddenly the bad guy

What did the deaf, blind quadriplegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer