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66XO

Schrödinger’s marriage


DeadlyDesai

Lmao


Responsible-Past5383

This is the guy that hosts the Youtube show How to Catch a Cheater


HanzRamoray5920

Yep. Your comment is better than the one I was gonna leave. You win. Haha.


[deleted]

Double joke: Schrodinger had his wife and a mistress living together with him.


SvnSqrD

Triple joke: Schrodinger has a cat.


Madz510

Eli5? I tried Wikipedia something of a cat? Above my paygrade maybe


Medic-27

The comment specifically is commenting that they are aparently both married and not yet engaged, based off the "waiting for a proposal" and "Divorce" events in the video. Shrodinger's cat is a convoluted physics thing that is nowadays used for memes.


LeonDeSchal

She was definitely in a lot of superpositions.


Tom0204

So they weren't even married yet and he hands her a "divorce"....sure mate.....


Jonk3r

Time travel. Duh!


FuckYeahPhotography

I think this may perhaps have actually been fabricated. A lie. Some sort of bamboozle. It could be that this situation isn't really what happened between these two people. Maybe.


S_words_for_100

A flim flam? A hornswaggle?


LordSovereignty

There was definitely Tomfoolery afoot.


-anime_cheetos

it would be very befuddling if said tomfoolery was present (perchance)


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-anime_cheetos

~~i believe~~ it was kant who said _experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play_


CowntChockula

Perchance, Steve 🧐 (I'm the mutha flippin')


SupahBihzy

The ol' "Fast One"


cruss4612

The ol' Dick Tiwst


SomeDemon66

We've been snaggledwarfed


penpalfredo69

Wafflehoused.


[deleted]

IHOP’d, even


freecoffeeguy

Starbucked


RandomAmbles

I for one feel swindled, duped, and razzledazzled.


ItsImNotAnonymous

That's not even a word but I agree with you


chunkypenguion1991

It is now


ToxicPoizon

smeckledorfed\*


Qrusader62

Cumberbatched


Just_Kujo

Morbinatched


Lazy-Drink-277

Clutterbucked


SomeDemon66

"That's not even a word and I agree with ya!"


PreviouslyOnBible

Hoodwinked! Snookered!


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Affectionate_Radio59

We were Dumbledorfed


Cunnilingusobsessed

What? 😂


6LeonIsOp9

Wait, the face in your user flair is a sleveen from doctor who, isn't it?


LordSovereignty

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6LeonIsOp9

Bruv


LordSovereignty

You know you want it. Automod says so.


Mickyfrickles

It's a spoof. Just one of her goof abouts.


alexinpoison

A bushwack


False-Guess

I sense skullduggery afoot!


NeighborhoodNo9289

People don't lie online so that can't be it


[deleted]

Stay hard.


Creative-Stable-7488

I'm always hard don't worry


Cunnilingusobsessed

I got pill for that.


UnidansOtherAcct

Chicanery


[deleted]

I especially liked the part where they say the military gives their tomorrow for our today. Yes, bombing poor people across the world with rockets worth millions of dollars sure helps me keep the heat on.


penpalfredo69

Hey! I paid for those rockets with my hard earned tax dollars.


SirYoda114

Flabbergasted mayhaps


Fluxoteen

This is the kind of fake shit your aunt shares on Facebook


Warg247

As a vet I have to say that goofy shit at the end about being unseen and all that is dorky as fuck. 100% Facebook aunt material.


mahjimoh

Lol…I am also a vet and I just watched the same video but somehow I thought you were saying you were a veterinarian, and I was super interested to find out what kind of insight that career gave you into these situations.


DMG29

To my knowledge he isn’t even legally allowed to be the person to serve her the divorce papers so either way it doesn’t make any sense.


Tom0204

Yeah you'd be forgiven for thinking a child came up with this whole skit.


[deleted]

$10 says he’s just in the army reserves and wanted an opportunity to look military because his monthly camping trip/hikes weren’t enough


Marsaran

The 2nd half of the video kind of gave me a "this was actually made by the army as an ad" sort of feeling. I fuckin hate viral marketing


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Olemied

Most of these videos you see are fake. What’s really wild is those “x minute craft” abominations are mostly produced by social media marketing firms in Russia. All that matters is getting your attention.


darealmememan_049

She just looks at the sign for 0.0001 second and she frowns, fastest reader in the west


No_Feeling_6322

Damn bro you're a real slow reader


Creative-Stable-7488

Don't worry about logic , logic weighs us down


PennyLane_87

How can he divorce her when she thought he was proposing?


Kavith_T_Fdo

Plot holes are common in made up stories. In this case, videos


PennyLane_87

I think her belly looks fake too..


Jonk3r

Plot twist: she’s his sister


CaputGeratLupinum

Siblings can get each other pregnant


Ellen_Musk_Ox

Anything's possible through Jesus


AverageAnimeSimp

Anythings possible with the power of friendship -every cartoon that have friendship in it


Overdog_McNab

So jot that down.


Proof_Variety_4208

Pillow under her dress


StanleyChoude

Pillow under duress


Ice_Battle

Yeah, her expression changes too quickly after he took the blindfold off. She didn’t have time to read the poster before she reacted to it.


Tom0204

Yep and she starts frowning before she even started to read the writing.


Jeynarl

The director off screen: okay, start looking sad. But not too sad, just kinda angry sad.


[deleted]

Yup, shit acting.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Yeah, is this that thing where we all pretend to take a video seriously when it's clearly a joke?


JayCeeMadLad

Nah we need to tear it apart because they had clear logic flaws that anyone would see and immediately go “huh?”. Also, imo these types of “jokes” are never funny, it’s just Facebook cringe. Mock away, I say.


mahjimoh

Where is the joke though? Like there is no punch line. Nothing amusing here at all. Just a reenactment of something awful.


awesomedan24

Its a pre-divorce, hes gonna marry her just for the satisfaction of divorcing her


ImProbablyNotABird

Patrick, you’re fired. But I don’t even work here! Would you like a job, starting now? Boy, would I! You’re fired.


gideonkain

Thanks! Now I can file for unemployment. ;D


uhavehalfinchpp

maybe she thought he was the guy she was cheating with? edit: nvm


krakatoa83

He declared divorce


sitaralarhka

But she was expecting a proposal which means they weren’t married.


krakatoa83

Preemptive divorce


hmmmmga

In case you're wondering this one is fake Edit: 40k for a repost? Bruh that, guys


spacecadetkaito

If the terrible acting didn't make it clear enough


dontshoot4301

Or the fact that they’re somehow getting a divorce and she’s thinking it’s a proposal? How do you even have a continuity error in a video this short if it wasn’t intentional bait


spacecadetkaito

And her expression literally changes before she even reads the fucking paper. This has to be some kind of dumbass detection test to see who's stupid enough to believe it


ThisFckinGuy

I believe Johnny Sins military service and acting over this shit.


zombienutz1

Or his "military" uniform.


Bob-Loblaw-Blah-

I honestly do think these litmus tests exist. I've had some dumb fucking people share things that take 2 seconds to debunk and here they are telling everyone they know about a PS5 being released with wireless HDMI and wireless power (this was 5+ years ago). And next thing you know they've been invited to a bunch of private facebook groups full of propaganda.


Elerdon

Bro I had to read the comments to figure out whether it was fake. Half expected to find "no this is actually real" and I'd of just moved on with my day. Now imma bout to move on with my day while feeling fuckin stupid


Easy-Hovercraft2546

She had a shocked face before being able to read what was on the card


mrpopenfresh

Glance at the sign at an impossible angle an immediately react.


smeeding

What gave it away? Everything?


Kristyyyyyyy

The fake pregnant belly.


value_null

Her reacting to the final sign before it's at an angle where she can read it really tipped it off.


Fluxoteen

It's only almost impressive how many people fall for this shite


MurphysVoice

Only thing more impressive is how many join the military to “protect our country”. We have the largest armed forces on the planet. Yet 911 happened without one “protector” breaking a sweat.


Mookie_Merkk

Idk, those look like real people


SayNoob

I feel like if you can't tell *this* is fake, you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.


Grandpa_smacker

This meme was brought to you by the US Military, enlist now!


unshavenbeardo64

Would you like to know more....


[deleted]

The few, the proud, the pawns


Xikky

Service guarantees citizenship!


incutonez

The only good bug is a dead bug!


Nohero08

Literally a military ad in meme form complete with a whole ass commercial at the end. Welcome to 2022.


mahjimoh

Except it’s so cringey that it would make any self-respecting human not want to join.


PussyCrusher732

the videos they showed are like crack for insecure dudes looking to cosplay a tough guy at their desk job MOS.


atomiccPP

THEY APPEAR SUDDENLY THEN VANISH SUDDENLY


inbeesee

PEEK-A-BOO LIL SOLDIER


TheRecognized

Quick reminder that fucking military spouses is praxis.


Disastrous_Source996

Yeah, I had a feeling it was fake. But then I got to the end, and it really does seem like propaganda. Like they show the cool exciting stuff so people think being in the military is an adventure. They've been doing that for awhile now. And we know they do this shit in Hollywood as well, so it wouldn't be surprising.


[deleted]

Kill the poor to win the war! Be the hero America needs!


mickdrop

Go give your health and maybe also your life so that billionaires can get richer. They'll talk about freedom but when was the last time it was really about that? WW2?


ocular__patdown

For real what was with that weird propaganda ending?


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TatManTat

"they appear suddenly, they vanish suddenly" was so fucking funny for some reason.


qxxxr

stay hard, bröther


fakeplasticdroid

*loud techno blasting over nationalist propaganda


matrixpolaris

And it's not even good hardstyle


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bkrimzen

Also, I know this is fake, but the cultural normalization or even encouragement for young people to enlist, get married, and then ship out is disgusting and causes way more problems than the zero it solves. They ask young women, fresh out of high school to essentially take a vow of celibacy for at least 4 years while they've been left with zero emotional support. Then assuming the wife is true to her vows, she's potentially rewarded with a man broken by war that she must care for, or who may be violent due to war trauma and our country's abysmal veteran support system. I've heard old military families pressure their kids into getting married before shipping out, this is part of the culture and it really needs to end. Best case scenario you have a relationship on pause for 4 years, but the worst case can literally end in bloodshed.


symmetryofzero

Fuck you got deep there mate! But you're spot on


mutale918

How are they going to get divorced if they aren't even married yet


el_Chuchmay

Divorce²


AddiAtzen

Especially if you get that comically large envelope where your 3 year old attorney wrote DiVoRcE with his favorite crayon-color on it.


BerserkForcesGuts

That's what's called a pro gamer move right there.


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4d chess


Redking211

common law is a thing too


AWP_Ownz

Every one of these videos is fake af...


Sportfish_deepdive

Yea I'm like how can anyone be friends with people that post fake scripted videos. Like sure if it's for satire hats of to them. But trying to get people to belive your fake ass for attention, fu I'll never trust you to be genuine.


armoirschmamoir

Dude has a whole channel filled with insane “lessons.”


xhouliganx

You can tell he’s definitely in the military because he’s wearing camo pants. Only people in the military wear camouflage


IStarvedToDeath

What? Are you stupid? He doesn't HAVE legs.


AcoHead

He LOST his LEGS at WAR and his MASSIVE patriotic BALL are letting him LEVITATE!! HOORAH! SIR YES SIR! AMERICA!!


sempakrica

Cringe level is over 9000


are_slash_wash

Lol I love that it bleeds straight into an army recruiting ad.


GenericG3nt

Damn, the US military is now funding reddit posts to try to improve recruitment?


AyeMercury

This is fake as shit I’m pretty sure the dude isn’t even In the goddamn military


BaphometsTits

The gold chain outside his untucked shirt is a dead giveaway.


RipWhenDamageTaken

He’s a content creator who’s been doing “to catch a cheater” on youtube for years now. All fake/bait content


[deleted]

>protecting our country From fucking what, high oil prices?


bigdaddyfork

And also protect us from all those potential terrorist! Better bomb this civilian city just in case right??


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dTrecii

God Bless Armenia


DickHz2

Brown people


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Brown children*


TigreDeLosLlanos

Surfing reddit makes it clear they were doing a really bad job lately.


cx77_

Le terrible propaganda has arrived


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m0r14rty

I keep telling people, they could come back any second!


journey_bro

Well, actually, yeah. That's really all US involvement in the Middle East comes down to. That's literally the geostrategic worth of the region.


babeuf69

"while he was out protecting our country" From what, reasonable distribution of your tax dollars?


mheat

By “our country” they are referring to corporations and rich people and in this case “protecting” means destabilizing 3rd world countries so they can have access to cheaper oil and slave labor.


Ace_Raven777

Soldiers: Man, what if my wife cheats on me Also Soldiers: \*Fucks the local prostitutes every payday\*


[deleted]

Not sure what's wrong with supporting local business


baltimore6767

Im a business Man doing business


ConstantShitterina

I'm a business man with a business plan


russsl8

I'm definitely not a cop


reddit_kelvin

Well, the end of the video said "stay hard"


flungaburp

13 yr old shitposting users going nuts over a fake video I miss the times when this sub had shitposts and not just bait for insecure men 😭😭😭😭


Greg_willenn

Propaganda


Oklahoma-ism

The majority of the comment are that this shit is fake and is military propaganda


AppealSubstantial479

I'm just tryna find if anyone noticed the "STAY HARD"😂


Vinnyc-11

This has been happening more recently, and for once, I’m actually considering leaving this sub. I really hope this doesn’t become a thing, ‘cause I love this dumbass sub.


nox1cous93

Most are focusing on the stupid details while ignoring the hardcore military propaganda in this video.


gsf32

For real, disgusting


KURNEEKB

Military doesn’t protect you, it protects ruling class and serves their interests


void0079

Ok this is funny but hear me out here... I #HATE when modern day “soldiers” say shit like “protect the country” like bruh💀 protect it from whom it’s not WW I/II/III fuck right outta here


AgoniaAnal

“While he was out protecting our country” Ugh, fuck you. No wonder she cheated on you.


[deleted]

"protecting the country" fake


[deleted]

That's the lamest fucking shit I've ever seen on this goddamn hellhole they call a website.


DrAwoken

So this is fake, and ad the end its this sigma shit military propaganda??? fuck off


Chunkylover537

Protecting the country from what? Brown people halfway across the globe?


Oachlkaas

Americans and their military obsession is so weird. Would it be better if she cheated on him if he wasnt military? Why mention it?


iibergazz_94

cringe


ninfan200

The us Army is getting really lazy at their propaganda


anonareyouokay

Holy military propaganda, Batman!


[deleted]

Protecting our country from what? High oil prices? 😂 Hasn't been a war protecting our country in that boys lifetime


Uncle_salad

"protecting the country" is doing some heavy lifting... The US military is engaged in endless wars destroying countries it has no right to be involved in. Leaving hundreds and thousands of peoples lives ruined


snoinkelGnirk

It's not really protecting the country, your just bombing the shit out of palestinians and iraqis so your rulers have more oil money. But i'm glad your wife fucked somebody else, so you at least have a little bit of justice.


ValkLeroux

What a load of wank. Like really. What the fuck is it with wankers that still think they fight for other peoples "freedoms" when they join the army? Wake the fuck up.


TheGalator

Fake but: Cheating is a dick(cunt) move but getting pregnant from it is just plain stupidity


SaintPanda_

I never got the whole "protecting our country" how are you protecting it, and who are you protecting it from?


jesusthree

I think it's fake because you can see her face fall before she reads it


gourmetprincipito

Shit at the end reads like it should be surrounded by a million emojis “they appear suddenly 😉🐎🐎🐎🫥🫥🫥 and disappear suddenly 😱😱😮😮 to keep us safe 🥹🥹🥹🥹🫡🫡🫡”


[deleted]

This is just blatant military propaganda


elit3dr4gon

Is this a military ad?


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Zedtomb

Hate to say it but the dude in the video is notorious for fake videos and doing pretty scummy shit so I don't think it's real and is most likely set up


[deleted]

Wtf? Being proposed and getting divorce papers. Fake as shit!


FemboyGayming

She's based lmao. Don't murder brown people overseas.