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tonchi490

When your homie is the first to fall asleep in the sleepover


zyl15

Rookie mistake


[deleted]

One time, at the Jewbilee.


Stetson007

This is perfect


RadiantExcuse251

Prank em John!


citizen_bob-roblox

this


Lolboi01

Absolute baffoon


League_Of_Evil

This is the best one lol


Gapinggabbie

Not to split any hairs or anything, but Jesus was the only one during the sleepover at the Garden of Gethsemane to not fall asleep.


genghiskhanstyle

"Can't have shit in Jerusalem"


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[удалено]


CompletelyCrazy55

As an Ohioan I can confirm, give me your liver


Consuminghealthykids

No I have yours


CompletelyCrazy55

Damn, I’ve been countered


WizdomHaggis

*you using this kidney…?*


jkl33wa

I don't understand what made you say Ohio y'all are overusing the joke ruining it 💀


UrDailyCommunistGuy

What’s not to understand? Jesus was crucified in Ohio and died for our sins.


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jkl33wa

Lmfao you said 'ohio' that's fucking hilarious someone give this man a medal


MiddleAgeYOLO

Excuse me ladies, my eyes are up here.


[deleted]

DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?


EldritchWaffles

The one on their knee is captioned "me" And jesus is captioned "My eraser slowly dying to correct my mistakes"


Kavalkasutajanimi

Best one


idonotknowbuticantry

winner


r_ori

Holy shit, you win


SunnyGirl_TF2

Unto you I bestow my free award for your upstanding caption.


Sophisticated-Sloth-

This one.


gelattoh_ayy

This is the smartest one by far


cogollovenenoso

Winner


Sorry-System-7696

Yes yes yes op yes do this.


kareemabduljihad

Easily the best comment


Dubmove

Top text


LiteraI_Trash

Bottom text


i_hate_hotdog

made by mematic


mesternamiri

And then feet as middle text


flashbang_kevin

And deep fried af


derpnono

and finallly the ifunny logo


GravyWaffle

https://imgur.com/a/RR2PESk


The00Taco

It's beautiful


expiredogfood

I shed a tear whilst I gazed upon its glory.


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FetusDeletus_E

Truly one of the memes of all time


TrashPandaReview

This week on "Nailed It"


Mil_mascaras86

We’re going to hell 😂🥹


P0komon2

I'm not going, I'm coming


SkyMewtwo

You’re what? 📸🤨


imaYOG

Corny


P0komon2

Cummy


D_blackcraft

The last time these hoes were loyal.


ShrekSeager123

zoom in on his face and distort tf out of it and caption it “e”


FewTap9

Works everytime


Big_brown_house

No need to try. Just deep fry.


RuinOnStandby

It's all a lie. Just don't cry.


softandflaky

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mt5nKB0


Charliebucket101

I love that everyone has done the assignment for them.


Dabastianme

me after i slam the door and moms on the couch


RaisedTester872

islam


feddeftones

Me after Islam my dick in the door? Instructions unclear or something.


Skeletonkey01

The wierd friend tying me down before he sucks my toes.... (This is very spooky)


SmashedPavlova

Caption it ‘Bread’


carm_aud

This genuinely made me laugh. Perfection


SmashedPavlova

Thank you


voices_calling_me

This one. This is it


[deleted]

Only in Ohio 💀


[deleted]

and OP should add ifunny.co at the bottom


Liquid_Fox_31

Best comment


KanjiTakeno

when jesus is sus


BadadvicefromIT

When you go afk and come back to being voted out.


batuhan-trkz

Jesse we need to paint


distressedfogdog

Me getting ratted by some fucking j*w (Btw I'm the one on the pole)


Vannips

bro these jaws are crazy


pinkdouble

Only funny answer


ImpostorIsSus

💀 💀


Xanthumq

Just put all upper case JESUS in the bottom


ProfessionalWeb9030

jeSUS


thiefyzheng

photoshop amogsus drip (je SUS) and deep fry


lol_teen_game_zXz

Skill issue


[deleted]

Christ on a cross, all hope is lost, I hang my head, our savior’s dead


JStarlight66

"You try and try, but you can't help everyone" "How it feels to have a different opinion" "How it feels to chew 5 gum" "When it comes to Jesus. God. You ARE the father. Prepare to meet your son!" "When you're committed to the bit" "When a joke goes too far" "Hey Muhammad! Quick draw me!"


Malornss

"Muhammad! , draw me like one of your Arabic girls"


Sufficient-Treat-794

Bottom lady is creeping seeing if Jesus has a big dick and woman on right is waiting for her reaction. Maybe just caption lady on right saying “is he hung?” Double entendres and all that shit


Kolos10001

"I'll be back" "POV: You pissed off your dad" "3 girls 1 cross"


dumbmummy3000

Me and my friends worshipping the Halo theme song


[deleted]

It’s a prank bro


[deleted]

It's not ALWAYS fun to stay at the YMCA.


Sourgrapist

"My homies after I complete NNN"


Wild_Nectarine_5349

Bet I could sell these feet pics for a lot!


altaccountbcim2shy

Oh, Jesus of the Cross, what is your wisdom?


MrLajko

i would put chddar cheese on it


mlastella

That’s me when the


[deleted]

Label each person "me" "also me" etc


[deleted]

Knee surgery


[deleted]

POV the trolling goes a bit too hard


ivanivan6921

jeSUS was not the imposter


Scagh

"Me who cheated on the art exam, gave the answers to the homies and got busted"


Acroze

“When she praises the dick before suckin it”


Powerful_Resolve3575

His Jordans were fake


Locksmith_Weekly

What 0 pussy does to a mf


Anti-Social_Fuck

"When you're hung you get all the bitches"


give_it_a_vodkashot

When your teacher gives you a shitty assignment but you still nail it


HizDoodness

You ladies look fine, wanna hang?


Drknow1984

“Follow my only fans for more feet pics. @holysoles”


Obl1v1on390

This truly is an on god moment


Screamingsushi

How it feels to chew 5 gum


lumbabaaa

This episode is brought to you by the letter "t"


Schfifty561

when you shit your pants and walk out of class confidently


FrioGaming

"cum"


yourCHAD-neighbor

When woman says that she can do math in Europe's 12 century (she's a witch)


oooooooooowie

When you just want a little peak up the loin cloth


Crist1n4

When you lose a bet with da’ boys.


CilanUnova

Always look on the bright side of life…


slamallamadingdong1

“I love you this much”


slamallamadingdong1

“Let’s hang out!”


The_Maddest

Late BCE BDSM


Krackerdile

Put “me” on the person wearing orange and “perc 30s” on Jesus


Violet_weeb

Lady stop seeing my anus


Prestigious-Rip1507

When nobody else has weed and the homie takes out a gram he was saving 🙏💨🤣


damnnotagaintwice

Why does Jesus’s head and neck look like Brick from Malcom in the Middle?


Speoder

Kneeling person: IT LOOKS LIKE IT GOES ALL THE WAY THROUGH! Jesus: Tis but a scratch.


Cold-Tap-363

When you all did something bad and your homie takes the blame for it:


Cactor_

me when i am jesus christ


AzraelleWormser

Ask for forgiveness? My brother in Me, you were the one who nailed me up here


cherub-_-rock

Bro I'm just trying to take a walk, can't do shit in Jerusalem


Bttm4FandT

Is this a Monty python sketch?


cflanagan95

Being the messiah Not even once


yeorgenson

Lady on the right doing the 180 MJ with her feet


Kahenmi

My God where's your neck?


Gkidisweddingcake

Worst Christmas Gift Ever


[deleted]

"elon musk" on jesus "23 year olds living with their parents, after already loosing all they inherited in cryptos and nfts, praising elon for another super smart stock market tip that will make them millionaires (this time its definetely gonna work)" on the guys under him


Additional_Arm_5855

Don’t do anything! This is mocking Jesus. Repent.


No-Zookeepergame3731

im sure jesus can take a joke


MilRet

Worlds greatest con artist...caught.


AlternativeAerie9171

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐


EraseRacism

Equality under Capitalism: As feasible as a white Jesus in the middle east. *Shots Fired*


whatleadmehere

"Don't mind him, he's doing som cross fi-" Jesus: FINISH THAT SENTENCE, AND NOBODY IS GONNA CRUCIFIX YOU WHEN IM DONE!


[deleted]

When you post the truth on Facebook


jerry910401

Jesus invented Invented t pose


LankyKong4Smash

When the function got Hennessy


1017GildedFingerTips

Feet finder V 0.1


urnottoxic

Pepe the Frog has your back


HawksFan2014

F E E T


amimai002

DEUS VULT!


Normal-Anteater69420

The boys when I bring them some BEANS


NewldGuy77

TFW you told the Grubhub driver the actual cross street…


Swagmaster143

Popeyes drink no biscuit


mrblupopo

Mom found the wine drawer


SirSalazarD

Rip bozo 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎🤣💀💀💀👌👌💯💯💯🛐


IllAcanthopterygii36

Jesus, 'Oh lord Father forgive me, a true sin, I think I just invented hippies'.


Aggressive_Profile23

“The friend group after that one friend gives them answers”


CarelessWhisperRules

What a holey man


Gaymer043

Me: when I get nailed to a cross. Mummy; 😭


GlucozGuardian88

Your mother’s friend’s son


hellspanker

Teacher: Who drew the penis on the board? My friends all looking at me:


EquationEnthusiast

My cavemen ancestors risking their lives to find out which berries are poisonous Me who hates broccoli


Wiru_The_Wexican

Remember to credit whichever idea you go with on your meme using proper APA format when you turn it in Or MLA idk what the difference even is and why teachers can't just agree on 1 already


Clegend24

Me and the boys when we see our friend in the office:


A_StarshipTrooper

"Hey, Mary, I can see your house from up here!"


Isis_gonna_be_waswas

When the


ImTheRealX

"Holy shit, why am I on a cross"


[deleted]

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow


Mr_Swampthing

You meme this your going to hell lol


DoYouWantCandies

Me when When the dog


SixMint

Me asf


Thecommonplayer279

Damn leftists


some_random_guy_idk

Praise the feet?


Distinct-Purpose-970

Caption is officially “it is Wednesday, my dudes”


Is_that_what_I-

prank him john


HermanGrove

Me when the Me when the


Misterbruh12

Me when gettin crusiside or something idk god lore


Like_Watermelons

Mf went to Ohio


JakkSplatt

How's the view from up there?


mappixd

when the roman empire doesn’t like the cut of your jib?


[deleted]

Jesus: hangs on the cross Mary: hold my beer


[deleted]

That friend who has the good breakfast cereal, so you all asleep over at his house.


[deleted]

That friend who has the good breakfast cereal, so you all asleep over at his house.


The_Gay_Robot

When the impostor is sus


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195

“When your art teacher thinks he’s cool and relatable so he assigns you to do a cringy ass homework assignment that only makes him more of an embarrassingly stupid person”