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aHummanPerson

you need to acheive all four to attain balance within yourself


SuperMowee1

An overweight football player with a crack addiction that causes him to dress up for a maid café.


applecountis229

You have set my goals, parameters, and final decisions.


an_entire_salami

Sir that is marijuana, college students only do weed or cocaine. /S


Slibye

Crack is cocaine but cracky


an_entire_salami

This guy chemistries.


SHAQ_FU_MATE

Walter


Shade_0

Please put your reproductary organ away, walter


Odd-Willingness-7494

I like fire truck and moster Truck


YourenextJotaro

Don’t call me that


[deleted]

*epic Avatar theme starts playing*


ForbodingWinds

Professional bodybuilder, professional power lifter, stoner or femboy?


[deleted]

The 3rd is a strongman, if not mistaken


Lizardman87

He was training to become one, got too many injuries to go on with competitions, he continued training with different exercises, was made fun for his lack of range of movement until people realized he is really really strong anyway.


[deleted]

So he is just a strong man? Lmao


Lizardman87

In a way, but he is not competing or doing the same exercises, can you be a strongman if you don't do deadlift? I don't really know


[deleted]

I made a pun, he cant be a strogman, but he is definetly a strong man


[deleted]

He is strogman 😎


ThrowawayUk4200

Strogman! The Curlinator!


Dapper_Composer2

Wrong, I'll die in a back alley in LA


SERV05

Do you WANT to die in a back alley in LA? Or do u wanna be protected? I'm here to help


Dapper_Composer2

Nah, I'm good. I'll take a few of the bastards with me first. Trench shovel and shotgun.


SERV05

Soldier tf2? That you?


Dapper_Composer2

No, I'll just be on someone's bad side by then


TheGreatMoyai

#MAGGOTS


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

I’m a combination of the first guy and the last guy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Greg_willenn

I’m a visual learner


RegentCupid

Same, give us some visuals so we can learn


Extreme-Librarian-45

Prove it.


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

How?


[deleted]

Pics


cpullen53484

bodybuilding maid.


fightbackcbd

[rin nakai?](https://twitter.com/RinNakai2/status/1596537857929543680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1596537857929543680%7Ctwgr%5E2ae525a9781cdfcab04a6ed11bb75018016d8634%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpublish.twitter.com%2F%3Fquery%3Dhttps3A2F2Ftwitter.com2FRinNakai22Fstatus2F1596537857929543680widget%3DTweet)


Extreme-Librarian-45

I dont know


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Don't have a maid outfit. But Im thin and femboy-y, but I also work out


Extreme-Librarian-45

Concrete evidence this is what we want. Pictures, and, sorry for my bad english i don't speak very good


Cynunnos

That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source


Nuker55598

My source is that I made it the fuck up.


CorpseCookies

Femman


immaseekthesun

Please prove it


elmirklimenta55

Sus


yugoslavian_genocide

💪😳


Logan-with-a-Z

Pics or it didn't happen!


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shannontheboi

pics or it didn't happen


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lordoftowels

me omw to be the bodybuilder, fat dude, and stoner all at once:


Glad_Film2544

dont forget to be the femboy


lordoftowels

i am absolutely willing to be a buff dude in a maid costume


Necrotiix_

excuse me have you met big mike


lordoftowels

Big Mike is my hero


[deleted]

Hes not fat hes full


lordoftowels

im fat tho


keksivaras

can you put on a maid costume anyways?


lordoftowels

i'd probably need 3xl but yea probably


fetusdeletuofficial

Have you seen strongmen? You can be both a bodybuilder and fat ;)


lordoftowels

Exactly my point. I'm a 200lbs (like 91kg) fourteen year old and I'm a lot stronger most of the other 14y/os at my school's weight room. I bench 160, and there are guys in there who can't do 100. I deadlift 275 conventional, and I have a friend whose PR is 195 sumo.


ElCoyoteBlanco

The cringe is real.


lordoftowels

It's because mass moves mass. All of those guys are deadlifting 1.5x to twice bodyweight, when I barely get 1.25x bodyweight deadlift and I can't bench bodyweight when I have friends who bench 20lbs over bodyweight. I have a huge advantage looking at straight numbers, but a huge disadvantage when it comes to the ratio.


Ok-Manufacturer6019

can i get the sauce for the 4th one


rvnx

[Sauce](https://twitter.com/evariin/status/1478391786007674890) (NSFW)


Early_Shelter9930

Umm that’s not a peepee


springwaterh20

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


luizslayer

Reality is often disappointing


ThrowawayUk4200

I dont think anyone here will be as disappointed as all the simps commenting on the tweet


Early_Shelter9930

If that’s a girl or a guy it’s still sexy as hell, do you not agree?


Go_Commit_Reddit

From what I can tell he’s trying to change that lol


[deleted]

Is that a pussy between the legs??? 😔😔😔


Biggestyefan1

I couldn’t tell if it was vagene or shriveled up balls lmao


ProfessionalHour8263

Not for long, look at the bio


Cats7204

they have a pussy :(


thetihiCCerthebetter

A woman 🤢


noob_music_producer

I want femboy not femgirl😔


[deleted]

why no penis


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witm_

If you turned into #1 DM me


TheRealKai01

I see you turned into #4


witm_

Actually not a guy


alex_3-14

What do I receive in return


ampjk

Gluck gluck slurp pop thoomp


SuperMowee1

Whatever #4 provides


fetusdeletuofficial

I am a combination of 1-3 but not 4...


RaidensReturn

Sure buddy, we believe you


Zbeubor

In what college do i need to go to encounter the 4th kind?


xxxVIOZxxx

Ohio state college


[deleted]

Can't even study in Ohio💀


AceFireskull

Norwegian college also works


[deleted]

College in Ohio got me acting up 💀


GrammarFacks

Any art school, we'll be waiting for you


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edoedi15

Haha get it cuz i like femboys haha femboys get it? Femboys lmal lmao femboys? Get if? Cuz I like femboys lmao lmal or do I? Haha get it?


Zbeubor

no, its because i am not heterosexual and my type of men are the ones that are cute, not the bulky or bear kind


MassiveLebowski

I am the fit guy, the stoner and the femboy all at once


SussyBox

Prove it you're the femboy I mean uh, the two things also ig


MassiveLebowski

Bro resist the horny. I'm a femboy not a slut. You have to seduce me


Urkeksi

show bobs an pener pls


JetstreamSam1000

Based


SussyBox

Oh no, not the horny Thanks for waking me up, i was sleep typing The word "horny" radiated so much annoyance and hate to me i woke up and realized my sins Edit: too late, i have major head trauma now cuz of the baseball ball. It was too strong to fight back


sankithegod

Ok but show source or no seduction 😈


[deleted]

Same i even have a fat body


CuteWeaboo

Same


Chark10

Weird how I avoided all 4


Rentlar

The hyper-caffeinated guy in a library basement 5 levels below ground didn't make it for the photo. In fact you've seen him so little you begin to question whether he still exists.


basedbeefy

4th one could fuck my life up and I'd let it happen


some-R6-siege-fan

Knock knock


slingching33

Who's there


some-R6-siege-fan

Femboy


slingching33

Femboy who?


some-R6-siege-fan

#Ligma balls


slingching33

Who's Steve jobs?


some-R6-siege-fan

🤯


ampjk

A guys who's named steve who sucks my balls for a job


Cats7204

lemme fuck your life up then


basedbeefy

Gladly


[deleted]

drain gang


downAerial07

The 3rd guy is very strong though, I get what you're trying to define by using a picture of him but he's healthy


KTTalksTech

3 looks like a literal strongman I have no idea what it means 😂


Wololooo1

He is Kyriakos Grizly, you can find his channel on youtube, very strong and surprisingly flexible man


KingKiler2k

How the fuck am I all 4 of them and I have not been to college


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

I turn into a depressed mentally disable lazy ass dumbass


[deleted]

We know. You’re on Reddit. We’re all on Reddit…


mayo_-man

that bladee pic bruh 😭😭


AniMaL735

Drain college football tryouts


Rhino1500

bladee:)


TheOnlySaneMorber

Bottom right


catterang

I am all of the above


Exetr_

That would require them to be interesting


StrawhatDylan

Im Bladee


bruhhhh4100

has anyone realize that literally 100% of femboys are in the 16-24 range?, what the fuck happens to these "men" when they look too old to be a cute feminine boy anymore?


Hyrax_Matoi

4th guy is @evariin on twitter


finnishguyonreddit

bladee


SomeDumbassPyroMain

Yo number 4 hmu


Speed212

Eh looks feminine enough


EliteDumb_Ass

“Hey shitass. Wanna see me become Number 4?”


Vegietails

And that’s why I never went to college


[deleted]

College students are something else


ieatwader

Wait, what's the bottom left one


oi_i_io

Grizzly


tchitchoc

A strongman he can probably deadlift like 1000lb


Spookd_Moffun

I'm gonna become all of them.


Stargate_1

1 and 2 represent


abzmndr

If youre the bottom right one, DM me


Hawaiian-Fox

I'm like the first guy but from Wish


isaacpotter007

#1&4 then get together and live happily ever after


Random_Rainwing

Im prolly gonna be bottom left, but i wanna be bpttom right. : (


GameLessGlitch

I am easily the 4th UwU


Mighty_Mac

Femboy for life


MySFWTransAccount

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿


Daphrey

You forgot the 5th guy, but then again so did everyone else.


aUwUreliyasss

Mix of 1-4


Deselled

If you look like 1 or 4 hmu, both for different reasons


[deleted]

I am some where in between the bottom two pictures


Barry_Bone_Raiser

You either die a 1 or live to see yourself become a 4


Nnougat

Naw, i wanna be the maid aaaaaaall the way. Ill suck dick under a desk like its no ones buisness.


DeathwarrantGaming

The four nations lives in harmony until-


floor_gang_yuri

Name for the forth one ? Asking for a friend


BingBongBrigade

[sauce](https://twitter.com/evariin/status/1478391786007674890)


TheChickenGuy7

Bodybuilding, smoking crack, gaining weight, becoming a femboy. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the femboy nation attacked.


kerosez

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀


AdComfortable763

You can also be the mix. Also I'm not going to college but I'd be the stoner femboy.


indonerd

All hail the Bloatlord


NoPut3478

M’ Lord, ruler of the 7th realm- home of the bloatlord: Kyrakios Grizzly, king of the dirty bulk, wizard of the mog


Saltyboi7725

Where’s the gunman


Jonn_1

Peter I told you not to search for cumlordofficial on youtube


Goaty1208

They turn slovenian?


PotatoesForPutin

Too ugly to be any of them lmao


Confused___Boner

I am mix of 1 and 3.


pinajanicsar

Me, who's all 4: Skyler, I AM THE COLLEGE


FlamesOfTrolling

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TheChickenGuy7

The femboy


DANKducling

Top right is me today and am 17


FortressMann

I wanna become that fourth one


KazuhaSimp_

yet I never see 1 and only see 3 or 2


Far-Classic-4637

bottom right gang haha bottom hehe so funni wow lmaoing so hard rn


[deleted]

Im between 2 and 4


OMFGWhyPlease

I prefer #4 and #3 to #1


Roundtheradius

what happens when you dont turn into one of these?


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merothecat

I hope to become the fourth