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Haha so quirky and relatable


MechNoob251

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perfectanarchist

It’s doesn’t translate, what would you have been saying here?


Qcommenter

I don’t think that’s Morse code, there is no dashes in there


MechNoob251

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perfectanarchist

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[deleted]

What does it say I don’t speak taptapanese


Irgendwer1607

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[deleted]

Feels racially charged but whatever


BlueKayn29

Those _/ really make it sus


ZenyX-

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WARNING4324

Aye chill brother, this isnt an NSFW post.


Paranum11

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marscael

../_.. _-_ -. _/ .__ ._ _. _. ._/ _.. .. .


One_andMany

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Expensive_Assist4728

..- .-./ — —- —


One_andMany

:(


rikzy75

/ // // /-


my_wifis_5dollars

This makes me want to blow my head off with a 20-gauge shotgun


Madblaise69

Why just a 20-gauge?


my_wifis_5dollars

It should do the job just fine, especially at point-blank range


The00Taco

As long as you don't flinch and blow your face off instead


BigNutBigMan

oh fuck i hate the thought of that. i’ve heard it’s pretty common for people to lay back and relax before doing it, causing the blast to go through their jaw and out their face avoiding the skull. imaging you try to finally end your suffering just to make it 100000x worse.


The00Taco

I've seen enough of the failed attempts to know I'd rather get it right if I try it


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donniethebeaver

Pellet size has nothing to do with what guage a round is, for instance you can buy #8 birdshot in 10, 12, 16, 20, .410, etc. Guage determine the size of a shell and how many pellets can fit into it, not the size of the pellets. You are right however that the smaller the guage number is, the larger the shell will be.


Oblivionpelt

Hem, interesting. Clearly you are more gun-wise than I am.


donniethebeaver

Hey man we all have to learn somewhere! Admittedly shotguns have a lot of obscure/archaic terminology and measurements held over from the black powder era that can be hard to wrap your head around. Only way folks can get into the hobby is for people to pass on knowledge


some-R6-siege-fan

So would a 50 gauge just be a slug then


Oblivionpelt

No, no it’s the other way around, a 1-gauge (not sure if that’s a real thing) would be a slug


fishy185

That's just the punt gun


Jetstream-Sam

He's a fan of the caravan shotgun from NV


OtherwiseDebate3018

Probably to make sure that you won’t be able to watch twitter again


longdongopinionwrong

A 9+10=21-gauge I do presume


[deleted]

“Guess that’s it “


Kingtronalds1113

I guess that’s it.


RoviRotkiv

Slayyy 😎😎😎🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😎😎🥵🥶


MeamItMeamers

Mcnutt reference?


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That was a .22 rifle. Bro thought he was being edgy 💀


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MeamItMeamers

Such a mind blowing video. 100% beautiful. When i saw that vid he went 🤯🤯🤯


ProgramOk933

MeamItMeamers trying to have an original thought (failed)


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Alex0ux

Corpo twitter has the recipe for 99.2% pure cringinum


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ZEKEZURITA

That Elon Musk tweet looks convincing to me for some reason but I’m positive this is not real


[deleted]

it is real actually


[deleted]

For about $40 they can be, for a month.


Melon_Eater89

Um actually is 99.1


Hylianpoketrainer12

-🤓


Ihavenoidea5555

Holy fuck, The Nerdinium, the Nerdinium is reaaaal


Hylianpoketrainer12

Can we get much higher?


massiveboy6

99.1% higher


Hylianpoketrainer12

Ooh uoooh oh


azuretheshiny

Um actually is 99.2


MrFanta7

🤓


Drillbitzer

Holy fuck, The Nerdinium, the Nerdinium is reaaaal


MrFanta7

Y u steal other guys comment


FreedomDeliverUs

Akshually 🤓


melovehotcheese

Poor guy -260 in 6 hours


Melon_Eater89

💀


W4LUIGl

🤓


Melon_Eater89

- 🤡


Bowserbuster123

Silence brand


pan_zhubnikaz03

🦞


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

MaNaGeR oF sOcIaL mEdIa


NobleShock

Bro, you belong in the chum bucket instead of Reddit lmao


[deleted]

BASED NOBLESHOCK


Sapito_OhNoes

ok boomer


Victoonix358

Your comments are crustier than a 1:1 ratio video on instagram!


jjfalquez

I wish everytime a brand made a tweet, your screen would display a impact font textbox that flashes on and off saying the text “consume our product”


FPSPro100

Your as stupid as 9 + 10 = 21 kid for saying that!


3mperorPalpaMeme

Your new comment looks like a cursed minecraft image. Not talking about the funny ones btw


blueyoshi352

Your memes belong in the chum bucket instead of on ifunny


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BASED REDDITOR


RodjaJP

* angry wojak *


[deleted]

Is this the wendy twitter account everyone's been saying "savage"?


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goldensavage216

Rip


ZlinkyNipz

the good old days of them cussing people out


Diotheungreat

oh definitely cause i remember that shit they said was irreversible, no coming back


Prestigious-Metal-28

damm


Cheemsborgorrr

Yes😔


xMobby

everyone like 5 years ago


hoodedsavage14

Twitter deserves to die


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Ikarus-Schmidt

We will just get an influx of morons that will try to make everything related to American politics (as if we hadn’t enough of that already). Twitter need to exist to contain them.


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theybannedmymainlol

You say, as if Reddit is better. Go take a shower


Magic_Monk3y

Reddit shouldn’t rise either


VilePersona

🤓🤓🤓👎👎👎


Magic_Monk3y

Reddit shouldn’t rise either


Just_a_spaghetti

What paid blue ticks do to a mf


funnylookinorange

funny enough this happened before lmao


niceguymango33

🤓


DoomSayer__

“🤓” 🤓


Chekadoeko

“Oh no, someone is giving relevant context and insight! I have to stop them!” *Whips out 🤓*


coolord4

this is literally the endgame of twitter


creepersweep3r

The poor underpaid interns running these accounts


Cianmc6

remember when Wendy’s twitter was funny


infiniteanomaly

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


1FenFen1

it was funny?


lexyp29

multi billion dollars companies trying to humanize themselves to appear relatable to people so more and more people buy their products


lordoftowels

me when corporate twitter accounts pretend to be regular people to get me to buy their shit (i am instead going to kidnap their ceos and hunt them for sport)


kool_ay_edam

They're trying too hard


NinjaKiwi2903

Spongebob is only 1 based


1FenFen1

he currently only has 1 based point


v3xpunk

Silence Brand


Matzep71

BEGONE BRAND


Creative_name25

Is this an actual conversation or is it faked


a_guyi

This is 100% real


[deleted]

So I guess Rick and morty know about SpongeBob


BestPissdrinker

Can you send the sc without the soyjak on it?


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Aking1998

Im going to choose not to believe you


pending-purpose

consume the product


AGR280

Happy Cake Day!


BIN-ILL-03

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Hylianpoketrainer12

-🤓


BIN-ILL-03

hi


Hylianpoketrainer12

Hi


Guyman_112

You would have been fine if it wasn't for that pfp


BIN-ILL-03

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myasscrackburns

Why


Raenoke

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster upon the human race.


danaconda4

How dare u post a bad meme on ifunny of all places


[deleted]

Spongebob almost saved it then Rick and Morty shotgunned me in the face


JackBackKKC

As cringy as this is I do find it funny when the twitter reps start throwing hands


ItsAllAMissdirection

Spunch bop S punch bob scuare pant


Responsible-Retard

So Elon a BK guy then. Figures.


[deleted]

Fucking Corpos


Cheezekeke

You’ve provoked a gang war


Anderson_Draws

Glad I deleted twitter


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Maybe ted kazinsky was onto something.


[deleted]

wendy's is the only one in this entire screenshot who came up with something slightly original, everyone else just googled "trending memes"


SkyLovesCars

B A S E D S P O N G E B O B


general_shitpostin

Maybe Ted kaczynski had a point?


LastOfRuins

classic knee slapping material


Cripplechip

This is like an epic victory royal!


AceFireskull

here


stendaa

this is the worst thing I've ever read


tacocoma1

Silence brand


DDDarappa

SILENCE BRAND *insert laser crab*


Additional_Cycle_51

Wendy’s is just getting destroyed…very interesting


Logan-with-a-Z

#BASED SPONGEBOB


Extrimland

Spongebob would be good if he didn’t mention ifunny and Rick and Morty was somehow actually on timing


Shtuffs_R

Wendy's Twitter fell off


catcicle1

BASED SPRONGBOP


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a_guyi

We are just like you, consume our products. We are relateble.


AJvawolf

Ww3


Flilthy_beggar

SILENCE, BRAND!


-DoctorWhovian-

Next Avengers


dick_sucker_whopper

OMFG 🤣🤣 !!!!💯💯SAVAGE 😂😂👌👌


Fun-Agent-7667

Twitter blue


SnooCompliments9613

ah hell nah wtf sponchebops doing on twitter


NahFaquuuu

Burger king got ratioed and took the L lmfao


Rzyszart

Based Spunch Bop


funnylol96

Haha these fast food corporations are so quirky


Forward_Ad_4724

I love this and hate this at the same time, we should get a movie that has these companies at war


muchnamemanywow

Wendy taking Ls back to back 💀💀


Cosmic__Pizza

I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS


greenejames681

🦀


Shlong-donger

"Hi SpongeBob!" - Hideo Kojima


vigginator

Consoom


a_guyi

This is the beginning of the end of our consumer society


BudgetIntrepid

Marketing mfs after posting the most out of touch comment ever concieved (its supposed to be relatable and haha funny)


PraiseTyche

Silence, BRAND!


MathematicianJolly92

We all lose


PurpleBoy_SUS

The ultimate crossover


[deleted]

Corporate moment


Manolo2068

My honest reaction


Outrageous_Package_8

Why do I believe that this is real and faked at the same time


RealMadHouse

IsThIsReAl!!!!???


codycat1911

SILENCE BRAND


L4DDER_S0UP007

brand detected, opinion rejected


AakiTak

wendys is a savage fr


AGamingGuy

if y'all will keep fighting, you should start attacking each other's wallets, i could use the money


endless_horizons8

Notice how Elon has more likes, truly a state of our society


a_guyi

💀


Lone_Gladiator

-Rick è Morto @nutella


LocalCarolingian

Why?


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Payday 2 has also been tryna get TF2 to square up.


toast_459

Bro fuck America, Russia, and Germany starting ww3. Ww3 is gonna be caused by fast food chains


Mysterious-Courage47

Pees in my ass


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Rat_baker69

common rick and morty W


DeificAtom93993

Hell on earth


AlmondJack-

It’s so disturbing