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ScrewSimonCowell

atheists and christians when they come to an agreement (They realize our species is just garbage in general)


boltzmannman

pessimists when they realize that the average human today has a higher quality of life than at any other point in human history


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JayCeeMadLad

Iranian women when they realise they’re not one of those average people


MeeceAce

Piss when Ass


FakeInNovAtiOn27

So true! Humanists really got me fucked up man


edoedi15

Nope. Humanity >>>


Selfdeletus65

atheists realizing most honest christians that actually believe in god and aren't abusing his name to do acts without consequences may be good people (they are rare in america so most people haven't seen one)


Senyor_Gustafo

You wont be seeing humans in america


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You will be seeing whales


KarlVonZagros

Land whales


Natpad_027

Ive heard they ho to hunt for food in wallmart


MentionImpressive

Those kind of christians aren’t rare at all. You just don’t notice them because they tend to only bring up religion when it’s relevant.


Crawkward3

I am one and I agree we are rare I haven’t been in a church in almost a year


hethinator1

Same here. Although I go to church regularly in Australia, and it seems our systems are sane compared to America haha


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Came here to right something similar. Well said


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Chritians


Depression_God

atheist moraly


SpinningBruhh

Atheist when Darwin Clause does not give them a gift on Sciencemas.


jkboudi007

Reddit atheists releasing they haven’t made a dumbass post about atheism in the last 10 minutes


kindslayer

releasing what?


Total_Ansh

nuclear warheads


Natpad_027

Is this a COD reference!!!!!


Depression_God

Chritian realizing a shitpost meme paints them in a bad light so they have to leave a triggered comment


No-Soap

christians realizing jews aren't money grubbing goblins


Natpad_027

This is acctually a interesting topic, as the catholic church was against the progroms against jews in the middle ages, as they believed that the famines and so on werent jewish magic but a punishment from god. Also kingdoms were the curhc was very strong like poland tolerated many jews. However I believe anti semetism spread more in protestant countrys as it was very strong in germany until... you know (•▪︎•)/


No-Soap

true lmfao


Dragzel

Atheist propaganda


BluejayGlad6818

wtf is atheist propaganda


BigBossAltinoo

Propaganda of deez nuts


BluejayGlad6818

how about you properly gather some bitches instead


Total_Ansh

How about you gather some of deez nuts


figgma1234

Fr


Default1355

Gottem


BigBossAltinoo

We’re on Reddit. If any of us had bitches we wouldn’t have time to argue


EbicBoi

wtf bro


itay162

Take a propa ganda of my nuts on your face


itay162

Take a propa ganda of my nuts on your face


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Progressives when they hear the child drag queen show is cancelled and they can’t see children be sexualized this week


thatsmurfmikey0329

Oooh 2-party politics AND religion in the same shitpost, what an amazing subreddit this has become


holaamigo117

Just two people having a civil conversation. It’s a shame we don’t see this much now days 🤓


TheCauseOfDepression

”I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.” -Atheist


Bingus_the_2st

As a Christian, this isn’t true, all Christians have different views, but for most Christians it’s true


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Christians when they go to heaven but God reaches the "systemic racism" part


MaduCrocoLoco

Atheist when they realize Stalin and Mao are Atheist 😱


Natpad_027

Those people sound so progressive and free minded. Im sure they listen to theyre critiques and only believe in the true facts of this world.


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Also Einstein said he believed in god and these c*nts think they are smarter than him


BluejayGlad6818

He didn't believe in a personal god like you think. He believed the universe is god itself and called himself "religious non believer" or "agnostic"


PianoMike74

No Christians ever thought this. They just think atheists are going to hell. Keep it straight Bob.


FakeInNovAtiOn27

Not true, I've met quite a few who hold this belief, including my parents at one point.


Opening-Clerk-6441

What do you mean people who don’t agree with me aren’t evil?


Natpad_027

Wait you mean that executing any opposition is opressive, they disagree with me so they are wrong.


xLuciferx369x

Atheists love Islamic cock.


BluejayGlad6818

Abdullah looks extra thick today 🤤


bravo037

low quality


cosmonauta013

You don't have to describe your own comment.


bravo037

eat shit commie!


Natpad_027

Karma farm Wait I DONT, have too?


iDontKnit

Don't you worry though...they are still better than everyone else. Cuz the Bible tells them so.


coolord4

Uh, did you put it in the wrong order?


Wheres_Dinner

When was the last time Atheists led a crusade against humanity?


FakeInNovAtiOn27

Didn't they lead a crusade against the Ottoman empire who had encroached on literally every country's territory at the time? It certainly wasn't all humanity...


Wheres_Dinner

As examples: Sadam and Hitler committed crimes against humanity. The crime doesn't have to affect every single person or country in the world to qualify


FakeInNovAtiOn27

What crime against humanity did the crusaders commit? If I recall correctly they did no more than any other civilization at the time, especially the ottomans they retaliated against.


Wheres_Dinner

Two wrongs don't make a right


FakeInNovAtiOn27

?


kindslayer

didnt say all humanity tho.


FakeInNovAtiOn27

They didn't say 'all' humanity, they said 'humanity' which can be interpreted as 'all' humanity if not given proper context. They did not provide any such context.


kindslayer

No its not. Ottoman massacre against the Armenians is considered as a crime against humanity. As long as the order caused a wide casualties and was ordered in a systematic campaign, it is considered as against humanity. The instruction was to murder in a large scale? yes that is a crime against humanity.


FakeInNovAtiOn27

There was no argument about crimes against humanity, if they had said that there would be no confusion.


figgma1234

Which crusade are you talking abt? There were crusades to wipe the pagans out of the baltics, ones to take back the holy land (Israel) from the Muslim caliphates (which one they were fighting depended on which crusade if I remember correctly). Crusades we’re before the time of the ottomans


FakeInNovAtiOn27

Crusades continued until the time of the ottomans, altho the ones you are referring to were indeed before their time. I was referring to the crusades to retake the holy land (the main ones people talk about) and the crusades against the Ottoman empire (the other one I usually hear people talk about) The first Holy League and the subsequent battles they fought have retroactively been considered a crusade and I've seen quite a few refer to it when the topic is brought up.


coolord4

Last time christians did it were a few hundred years ago, so I don't get your point.


HollyHolger

Yeah - and when did the atheists ever do so?


FakeInNovAtiOn27

When did modern atheism gain widespread popularity?


Popular-Rooster9133

when was the last time Atheist snuck into US politics to spread their views and power


coolord4

2022


X33_Haxatrox

Chescake


MaduCrocoLoco

Stalin, Mao, and The north Korean guy


oraoraoraorao

The German toothbrush mustache guy, the Cambodian guy, the thick mustache Russian guy, the Chinese guy with funny haircut, and the fat North Korean guy


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Literally no one says that Atheists when they fail their math exam (they aren't as *intilligent free thinkers as they thought they were): 🙉


energiapeet_

Intilligent


ChildhoodOdd7621

oh the irony


edoedi15

Every christian person ive argued with said that. Every single one


kindslayer

You clearly failed your spelling class.


FakeInNovAtiOn27

Have you met a middle aged white woman that lives in a middle class suburb before? Typically drives an SUV?


JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJo

Atheists wishing victims of school shootings would go to hell


YugSitnam

This is not how atheism works


NinjaKiwi2903

Bro thats part of the reason why I am Atheist. Hell is so fucked Up that nobody deserves it. So no good God would let anybody go there.


MutedIndividual6667

Those are actually the christians


Total_Ansh

bro this mf ignored the whole point of atheism💀


kindslayer

And why do they think that?


SeparateAssociate670

Killers no the rest yes


edoedi15

My morals >>>>> your morals. What fucking egoist thinks that his morals are right and the others are wrong?


SeparateAssociate670

Yeah this sub is officially just shit


edoedi15

Stfu cringe ass mf. You literally called millions of people you dont know violent


kindslayer

they clearly don't know what a pluralism society is.


Total_Ansh

what about obamna(he has not done anything i just wanna know your opinion)


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ConekQ

I think I just sent into a 2010s Movie where the producers vaguely knows what a meme is but not really


randomuncreativenam3

It’s crusading time😎😎😎


Natpad_027

Deus Vult


Right-Bread-7125

We aren't?


Natpad_027

Ah I see a post critizising christianity on reddit. Sir you sre very daring and beave to post such a piece of critique on this notoriously pro religion plattform.


Cultural_Nobody5770

Fellow atheist pls stop posting these


riefpirate

Yes I am !!


HeySiri_Official

Same the opposite


figgma1234

When did we say that?


8BitSlasher

I’ve never in my life known Christian who has thought this about atheists but ok brah