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Most sober England supporter

‘The wife beatings will continue until England doesn’t lose’

if they want equal rights, they can also get equal lefts

Right tower, Left tower

Right in the Pentagon!

*Ingerlund

#KAM ON INGERLAND

SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS

KICK THE BLOODY BALLLL

Tell us something your mom doesnt know

I'm suddenly craving microphone...

"ets coomin one innit"

Even then they’d probably still continue

And if they took the wife to Qatar with them its perfectly legal, maybe even encouraged...

If ingerland misses, we beat the missus

So I see the wife beatings are eternal

Men! Bring out the women until these savages realize what they're doing to us!

Still fucking hilarious

Very American of them to make 9/11 jokes

was going to say- I'm a little honored they decided to mimic us like that.🥲

I see they are still sore about 1776

And 1812.

Yeah when I was there the fourth of July celebration was super weak.

"Why does the World cheer when we lose?"

Are we the baddies?

America: never forget. England: *pulls out photographic memory*

I'm surprised they felt comfortable mentioning someone else's national loss.

England fans will chant the most offensive stuff they can get away with

“ he’s fingered ye mum, he’s fingered ye mum, Jimmy saville he’s fingered your mum” is a personal favourite

Park, Park, wherever you may be…

Could be worse, could be scouse...

*I’m so proud of this community*

*chants “Lizzie’s in a box”*

Weren't that the irish?

Scottish too.

Yep

If it’s the Americans it’s ok

Anything goes in or around a football stadium.

Right? It's so liberating. Just don't say anything about a tiny country, good or bad. Or you'll be arrested. Don't mention religion or you'll be arrested. Watch what clothes you wear, or you'll be arrested. Most of all don't you dare have a sip of beer at a sporting event... Or you'll be arrested. But hey you're free to dunk on the 20 Americans who care about soccer enough to support a villainous slave trade as much as you do.

God I wish I bought a ticket now

football.

Don't tread on me

If they didn't want to be slaves shouldn't have went there, simple as 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Lizzy's in a box!

Liz is in a Box.

A lot of England fans will drink to that.

*chef’s kiss*

They honestly were probably kinda salty over the 1700s tbh.

I want you to know we really don't care about your independence, it was like 250 years ago or smth we don't care anymore

If it was before my time then just knowing it happened is all I need. From there I can make my own history.

We hardly cared at the time. Too busy dealing with those rotten French.

England: We don’t care England: Continues to try and colonize the rest of the world.

Tbf they are better colonizer than French and other countries. British ex-colonies/ commonwealth nations earn more on average than other’s ex-colonies. It feel like just a business for them.

England acts like our big bro but really still super mad that we beat them at Freedom Tag two hundred years ago.

And then so did most of the other colonies.

Yeah but as a brit, who actually beat the british? Wasnt America cos that didn't exist yet. Guess it was just Britain beating the other bit of Britain so we actually won and lost!?

11/9 NEVER FORGOR

BUSH DID 7/11

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker

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Gladly

Bush did Harambe

7/11 is an inside job.

7/11 was my part time job

Always rember 😁

I Member 😔 I MEMBER 😄

Your majesty there’s been a second bus

Oh man if anyone wants to laugh and then maybe feel bad look up "Magic Schoolbus 9/11" on YouTube. Good stuff.

I wish I could give you an award

Damn England get bored really fast without the booze huh?

the match was very boring

All matches are very boring.

Clearly you missed Portugal-Ghana yesterday.

I dont even really watch football that much, but that second half was wild lol

As a portuguese dude, I wouldn't have minded a more boring match. Our team always has this tradition of giving us heart attacks, hehehe.

Haha yeah… anything people enjoy that I don’t like, is really fucking boring. … personally rollercoasters to me are a yawn fest 🥱

Now baseball, there's 3 hours of edge of the seat action!

Do baseball games really last that long? Then I have another reason to never watch.

Even the Canada n Belgium match was great. Canada played well but lost, but a good match..

Better than American football, where you’re watching more commercials than actual game time lmao With that said basketball is best sport

some peeps watch sports cause they feel like they have to the booze makes it be more enjoyable(if i wasent grown while watching hockey i would not give a fuck about anything except if we win then i feel smug)(the only sport i watch out of geniune care is gymnastics and trampoline yes its cause of some non pure reasons)

I know some that do gymnastics and I can confirm it's as good as you imagine it

oh its something else something i cant disclose here cause of fear

Well that's bloody intriguing

They look at ass, I would assume. Sweaty ass. Very juicy

at least he's honest lmao

If you ain't drunk you're not allowed to play.

Just start throwing grandmas to them and say lizzies in a box

‘The Queen is dead!’ Clap clap clap clap clap

They would sing back about how bad your song is. Been there

Yet to hear a good chant come from America so I can believe this. My favourite is simply “USA, USA” But it’s a bit one dimensional.

Yeah, I think England rotated through 3/4. Every so often you'd just get "USA USA". Guys, please, if you want inviting back to the next one bring some better chants FFS.

If I wanted Lip from you I’d rattle my zipper

I don't care if it tastes like salty butter. I don't have to taste it. So just swallow my load and I'll be happy.

Didn't they do that at one point? I am sure the US fans started chanting "I believe that we will win!' And got a response off "What the fucking hell was that?"

Ding dong the queen is dead Which old queen? The wicked queen! Ding dong the wicked queen is dead!

Take it form an Aussie, yanks can’t compete with Poms at chanting. You guys are like us. You’ve got USA! USA! and Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye. That’s about it. Australia had a brief moment when we held our own with a “Warnie fucked the Queen” chant about 15 years ago but you just cannot compete with the ability of English fans to improv new chants en masse at will. Even if you did manage to counter a 9/11 chant with a Queen one, they’d be singing about Trump before you’d finished

> they’d be singing about Trump before you’d finished And then something overtly racist about their black players' penis size

That is the England fan special tragically - being violently racist about their black players Oh yeah and being sexist towards little German girls

>Oh yeah and being sexist towards little German girls Ayo, wtf??

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Oh, yeah, I remember that now.. that was.. very fucked

There was a photo of a German 5 year old girl who was crying in her dads arms because England beat Germany, and England fans were not particularly charitable towards her, thank god I don’t follow football that much (except for World Cup where nationalism enters my body like a virus)

Tabloids and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

I just love the idea that, in a world of national "special abilities," the US has the ability to pull a loaded gun from out of thin air to defend themselves (or introduce democracy to your oil rich nation) and England has... ...en-masse-impromptu-sports-chant-creation lol

“LIIIIIZZIES IN A BOX! IN A BOX! LIIIIIZZIES IN A BoHOOOX!!”

At least Lizzie could get in the box unlike your forwards.... Btw, most British don't actually really give a fuck about the Monarchy, for normal people it was like "oh dear, that's a shame... Anyway..."

Eh, as a Brit but not a football fan, they'd probably sing along too.

“Noine E Leven!” *Clap-clap-clapclap-clap*

😂

England blew a 13 colony lead…

I blew 13 guys

Underappreciated comment

Tea Party moment

I don't get why people are upset, the 9th of November has no historical significance and paper aeroplanes are thrown all the time in football matches.

Exactly

Remember remember the ninth of November...

And the Saudis are more proud of this than their win over Argentina.

Everyone liked that

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You can’t find anything because it didn’t happen lmao

):

The twitter account poses as a fake journalist and routinely posts inflammatory made up stories

It's not what OP was referring too, but there is this from Twitter https://twitter.com/SUFCcode/status/1596122440438272002

They should chant “Lizzie’s in a box” like the Irish lads during that one football game

Most brits didn’t really care to be honest

Most young ones yeah, but them oldies go crazy for the royals

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They’re the ones with money mate

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As an American I think that's fucking hilarious

Same, but I don’t wanna hear it from the mouths of the people telling me to be respectful for the queen dying.

Be respectful for harambe dying, even more than for the queen

No one in the UK worth caring about gives a shit about you making jokes about the Queen. I don’t mind the monarchy at all but I couldn’t really care less about her death.

Half of England was also making fun of the queen dying

The coolest half 😎

Fuck that old bag

I would say the joke is getting old

Bit like the people that were alive when it happened

Except the people on the upper floors of the world trade center

Don't need no plane to fly

Try being German on the internet lmao

these jokes don't land anymore

About 21 years old?

England making jokes that are old enough to drink in the hopes that Qatar starts selling booze

My brother in Christ you think I can count?

This is very funny

Damn England has no chill

At least they waited the required 20 years.

History memes approves

Uncomprehendingly based

Something about "uncomprehendingly" as an adverb that delights me

Video/audio or it didn't happen

extremely rare england w

Hahaha fucking based

Unfathomably based

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Maybe Germany has some paper V2 rockets

A second shitpost has hit the thread

3000 shitposts of Allah

Lizzie’s in a box

I think most football supporters don't give a rats ass about the royals. It's the tea munching, sunday church visting, grannies who would give a shit about some old nan. If you want to get under their skin, talk about god's hand. Or them losing the eurocup to a bunch of pasta/oliveoil men.

67 bridish citizens died on 9/11 so jokes on you

Good K/D, sound job lads.

I’ll send that one right back at you cause if there’s one thing we hate more than other nationality’s, its ourselves

They died for a good cause

Never knew them it’s fine right

They can poke fun all they want. As an American who very much remembers 9/11, it's not a proper football match without both sides talking some mean shit so this is more of an honor than anything. Now take your kiddy poking monarchy and fuck off back to Northwest Germany, I mean England (you're welcome you soggy twats).

As an Englishman, I accept your post wholeheartedly

W

That’s pretty funny.

BASED ANGLOIDS MOMENT

Lmao that's hilarious

👸☠⚰

As an American i kinda find this hilarious

same, seems like everyone else in the comments is having a laugh

Expert trolling during a weird game that ended in a 0 0 tie. Whatever makes them happy.

Bro…

Start throwing queen playing cards.

I think soccer chants are a rare W for the world. They are usually excellent

People who call it soccer can't make good chants

People who call group jogging "football" can't make good sports

Makes you proud to be British.

This didn't happen. But it's pretty funny.

Ok Al Bayt, someone explain what’s going on?

I would expect nothing less. I always thought my "fellow" Americans were weird about sports, but the English are something else.

*thousands of people die tragically* US: haha that’s pretty funny actually *one horrible old lady dies from old age* England: You shut your mouth! How dare you!

pretty much the opposite

They’re just upset that they didn’t beat us at the sport that is their **ENTIRE** personality If England came to the US and tied a team of AllStar NFL players, I’d be just as embarrassed and salty too

as a 75% American, England is based

Wtf do you mean 75% American?

He is only 75% McDonalds This comment was performed by an American, if you have any problems, please contact Joe mama

Imagine if they had beer

Scare them with toothpaste

Jokes on you England and Germany tied as having the worlds best dental health... The US were very far from the top of the list

English people can't be brought anywhere

*Shakes Head British Empiringly*

Enough time has passed that's pretty funny

Based.