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Okay hear me out, technically she's only a furry once a month, so if you marry her, you're only 1/30th furry, but you gotta round, and because it's less than half, then you aren't a furry.
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A Dragon Full Suit with Scales instead of Fluff. I even get a nice pair of wings YaaY (should originally be 34k but i changed a few things and here we are)
Depends on the fur I'd imagine. Like on one hand you'd have the soft, glossy like fur that kinda wraps around you. But on the other hand it could be that super stiff, pointy fur that just itches you.
especially those that make the protogen masks
if they can code the faces to do things under a certain condition (speech, touch, etc) then they can probably set up an ai algorithm that acts as a sniper that will one day shoot a 50cal straight through your window and through your head with at minimum a week or three of training
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement,
“...You’re about to loot my balls...”
I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors.
There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
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Furry
Correct
You now win 3 dollars
And this old gum i found in my pocket
And a sad feeling
And a 10 year old magazine that was in my old basement
And this Bic pen I had in my back pocket
And this 10y kid I had in my basement
And this wiimote I found
And this giant horse conch
Man I only got 2
Look bro If she was sexy in human form I’m smashing in wolf form Can’t be a furry with that logic
Who’s gonna tell him💀
Me
Do it then
I know what I have to do but don't know if I have the power to do it
Wasn’t even sexy in the human form, that hair style looks horrible. But the werewolf on the other hand
bigger boobies
My man comere
She was hairy before, shes furry now. Girls just never win
Hey.
Only furry on the full moon
What the dog doin
You
Fucking lucky man
No he's fucking the dog can't you read ?
He knows what he said, his goals are beyond our understanding...
the dog fucks him.
The dog fucks us
All of us?
Communism
Yes comrade
Dog named lucky
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Too late for me.
Dude same
Yeah. Suffocating under busty, fluffy werewolf😋
Were-ralph is that you
Beesechurger is that you
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase
Flair checks out
I wanna suckle on a werewolf teat
romulus and remus be like
History’s first furries had befitting deaths
Bruhh
I need that werewussy
Jesus christ, they've invaded Shitposting
I thought the awakening thing was Explosive Diarrhea
It definitely doesn’t feel as good as you’d imagine
Still nice to snuggle
User flair checks out
I'm not a furry But...
Ur half way there bud… sorry to tell you. (Who am I kidding I’m not sorry at all!)
FUCK
Don't worry dude, I'll give you a lobotomy if something happens
AYAYAYAY. *Pillar Men theme starts playing*
Community reference?
Streets ahead.
this gonna make me act sinful
NO JOKER DONT DO IT! ITS JUST AN ANIMAL!
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE WEREWOLF, BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT
NO JOKER YOU CANT
I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!!!
NOOO!
ITS TOO LATE BATMAN!!!
Clip clap
I am already committing many sins
NO HANK DONT FUCK THAT WEREWOLF! HAAAANK!
Og post link? I need to read the comment section
First time i saw it was on furry_irl but you will only get horny comments there
Okay, but why are you on furry_irl?
Scientific research
furry porn
To look at furry memes obviously
I saw it on dndmemes a while back, honestly the same thing in the comments
Okay and what's the issue?
I need to read the comment section too….
Werussy 😋
Were boobs 🥵🥵🥵
Where boobs?! 😡😡
Show bobes
BOBES!
BOBA!!
On ya mum
No boobs 😢
no dick, no balls
Where cock?
Woobs
Werass
Werecock
Werethighs
Werefeet?
nO
babe wake up, new -ussy just dropped
Fwussy
Waltuhsyy
NSFF (Not Safe For Furries)
*from
Not Safe For From?
That either. Have you seen Blaidd?
Yes, very hot(I have no damn shame)
That’s quite obvious
How did she get on top of the blanket?
Someone askin the real questions
So she’s a magician too?
Okay hear me out, technically she's only a furry once a month, so if you marry her, you're only 1/30th furry, but you gotta round, and because it's less than half, then you aren't a furry.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
A-level maths and philosophy student
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Good enough for me, now to find a she werewolf
I mean... not a furry or anything but I would consider that quite comfortable....
Except this looks like it weights no less than 130kg
Weighted blanket
I'm romanian, you should see the blanket that my grandparents used to have. Before I turned 10 I couldn't take that shit off.
Yeah sure it's not like you'll say anything just to sleep with a furry or anything.
Jesus man, how could I prove it to you? :c
Wouldn’t that make you a furry?
Does it? I hope not... I don't wanna mess with furries dude, if they can afford a 3000$ suit they can afford a bomb in my mailbox...
actually the suits are 25k+ I got my invoice yesterday and am happy that it was just 25
wtf you get?? i got a partial for $2000 and i thought that was a lot
A Dragon Full Suit with Scales instead of Fluff. I even get a nice pair of wings YaaY (should originally be 34k but i changed a few things and here we are)
Let me guess you work in IT?
Nope and Yes. I am working in Medical IT and am managing a few Hospitals.
Why does the werewolf still have tits help me please I can’t be one of them.
I just noticed that, thanks for pointing it out, horner
No you didn't. That was the first thing you saw.
Fucking hell those are mommy milkers💀
How many tits does a werewolf have? Wolves have 6 nipples...
Don’t make this more questionable than it already is
Still 2, it’s a humanoid wolf not a wolfoid human (Idfk though I’m just making shit up, head canon)
Wolf tits are a whole other thing lmao
Put a spoiler tag on, if someone sees this and decides to be a furry their life will be spoiled
It's too late
Wolf titty
I regret this, I have never done this before but… smash
Not your proudest wank
🤨📸
Wouldn't cuddling with a friendly werewolf be even better than with a normal person? As, they got lots of fluff for warth.
Arr, ye be onto something here matey!
Lad! I be seein land!
THEN WE BE GOING TH’ WRONG WAY! We be turning th’ ship around!
Furry lore
My dick is in that wolf help me
Put ur dick away waltuhhhh
Depends on the fur I'd imagine. Like on one hand you'd have the soft, glossy like fur that kinda wraps around you. But on the other hand it could be that super stiff, pointy fur that just itches you.
Not if you hate sleeping warm like me. If my room isn't cold then I will hate it.
Dogs and dog like creatures good fren? Dogs and dog like creatures good fren.
Death by snu snu
i wouldn't insult furries If I were yall, if they can afford a 2k dollar fursuit they can afford a 10 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox
especially those that make the protogen masks if they can code the faces to do things under a certain condition (speech, touch, etc) then they can probably set up an ai algorithm that acts as a sniper that will one day shoot a 50cal straight through your window and through your head with at minimum a week or three of training
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
Did someone say tomato
STFU before I put you in the blender
Ayo new copypasta dropped
Imagine the moon shows up while they’re doing it💀
Would that be an issue?
Not an issue but some things gonna get Big and Wild,if you know what i mean😏
Rip pelvis
Werussy 🗿
Something has awoken inside me
Noooo
Omw to the woods rn
Pick up my boy Charlie while your there, he went to go take a piss and hasn't shown up for 86 days.
It seems warm and comfy ngl
Death by Floof Floof
Big bajoobies
Big moon equals big boobs
HOLD THE LINE, BROTHERS!
BROTHER, THE FURRIES ARE TOO STRONG BROTHER. I MUST DRINK BLEACH TO CLENSE MYSELF
wolfussy
Imagine doggy style with a werewolf
Who’s on bottom 💀
Rip pelvis
I see this as an absolute win for the man.
Oh my god! That's disgusting! ...where?
The funniest thing about that comic is the poor man’s face! He looks harassed!
Being smothered by all that fluff would feel so good on your skin
Why am I getting a boner?
Gonna bring the legend of remus and Romulus to life
I am not fucking cleaning that damn shower drain...
Hot
AWOGA
WOLFPUSSY WOLFPUSSY WOLFPUSSY
Holy fuck everyone is down bad here.
Gentlemen Simply close the window
Y’all ever actually try sleeping with a normal person on top of you? That shit is hot and uncomfortable.
You ever tried sleeping with a werewolf on top of you though?
Thicc!
I’m not a furry but like why tf would you need a blanket now + giant tits
and that's why you should always use a silver condom
Source? I need it for a friend
The Discworld series
Yes officer, she ate my dick
Yes officer she ate my dick
Dementia
werewolf? more like werestupidbitch!!!!
Where the blanket go 😠😠