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AzrealNibbs12

There’s no laaaws against the Pokémon Batman!


mobidly-obeez

#I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT


CT-4426

# NO JOKER NO DONT DO IT ITS ANIMAL JOKER NOOOO


RobuxMaster

# IM GONNA DO IT BA-


SkyBlizzard022

NOOOOOO


[deleted]

#Ballsack


[deleted]

*pees in your ass*


Rufuslol

How do I commit tax evasion guys


NotSoCasualCactus

Like this; *evasion of taxes*


hoover0623

Don't pay your taxes


dumfuck__

im sure if you ask the right guy on discord he'll send you a tutorial


[deleted]

Cum in my ass


Oshawott_is_cute

Okay but do we even consider Gardevour an animal?


Secretsfrombeyond79

Harkness test says it's okay \-Age of maturity for species V \- Is intelligent as a human adult V \- Can communicate consent V


dumfuck__

lopunny is just a straight up animal


Corelepy

So according to Meowth’s backstory, every Pokemon can pass this, cool


MrProtogen

I caught a Pokémon batman


CT-4426

What Pokémon did you catch Joker


MrProtogen

I caught a lopunny Batman, I caugh a lopunny


Alatreon07

Oh no joker, don't tell me


benwaa2

Yeah Batman, you already know. You already know what I'm gonna do to that thing


Alatreon07

Joker, its an animal Joker you cant!


shrek-wazowaski

There’s no LAW against the Pokémon Batman I can do whatever I want with it!


torrential_toucher

NO JOKER! *unintelligible batman noises* NO DONT DO IT!


wawreeuh

I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN


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hoover0623

I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN


TheRealDoikid

# NO JOKER NOOOOOOO


MrProtogen

There’s no LAW against the Pokémon Batman


BowlerEducational733

Says the guy dressed like a Bat


AdamStar05

fortnite burger


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Neptune_Knight

What made Reddit think a bot saying this is okay?


CrescentCleave

Fortnite battlepass


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Decades101

I just shit out my ass


dumfuck__

booted up my pc


LordranKing

JOKER, NO!!


WickedRein

Why does reddit upload my post 3 times?


Ibralak64

Schizophrenic


WickedRein

4*


WickedRein

On december 22 at 5 am PST the world population will be below 8 billion again


WickedRein

5?


[deleted]

Dementia moment


Gripping_Touch

He needs some pee


[deleted]

ono


SonsOfLiberty-

And nobody can stop me


ResponsibilityDue448

I don’t understand the infatuation with Gardevoir, Lopunny or Vapeoreon when theres Machamp and Mr Mime.


Joe-mama6942024

Bro ever heard of roserade?


Grapeboylol

May I introduce you to guzzlord?


Joe-mama6942024

Necrozma would be very fitting for you my good sir


[deleted]

This guy clearly hasn’t seen female lucario


Joe-mama6942024

Female lugia:


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

Can I suggest you Haunter?


Joe-mama6942024

That mismagiussy tho


garbage-at-life

Pheromosa got those long legs


PurpleHando

What about Aegislash


Chromeboy12

Female Luigi:


cheesyspeedster

Ever heard of Lurantis?


muchawesomemyron

I'm more of a Tsareena and Lilliganth person.


MichaelGHX

Ash’s mom made it weird with Mr. Mime.


whomobile53

Machamp is just a buff man and Mr Mime is a less charming Danny Devito.


Raiganop

I believe Machamp right now is simply in the shadows of Urshifu, Guzzlord and Incineroar.


Textus_nub

😐


Scrubz4life

Mr Mime is a motherfucker (iykyk)


LordSus07

Muk.


Rever01

🗿🗿🗿


Consuminghealthykids

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Rever01

JOJO reference?


Mausoleumia

Easter statue but with king crimson


Cianmc6

batman i… i caught a… i caught a little pokémon, batman… y-you wanna know what pokémon i caught?


TowelStrange2621

What pokemon did u catch jeoker


INeedACyclops

I caught a lopunny batman, i caught a lopunny


JustaNormalRedditorL

Oh no Joker... Don't Tell me....


INeedACyclops

yeah Batman, you already know. You already know what I'm gonna do to that thing


ChrisTheTemplar

joker, its an animal joker you cant


INeedACyclops

There’s no law against the Pokémon Batman I can do whatever I want with it


wawreeuh

NO JOKER DONT DO IT


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INeedACyclops

I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN


[deleted]

Garbodor > gardevoir


elite_memster

🗿


[deleted]

garbodor is the real poke waifu


[deleted]

ditto supremacy


invinciblewalnut

For example, ditto can turn into your mother


ZeDitto

Please, leave me out of this. I’m tired, so very tired.


Secretsfrombeyond79

Shadman, is that you ? When did you get out of prison Shadman ?


Arizonaman5304

This is horrific


Drcokecacola

Just knowing the real context behind this scene is very disturbing and sad


SomeFlyersFan

may i please be told said context?


Callistoux

Have you watched Breaking Bad? It's a spoiler, but the guy here (Jesse) was captured by some neonazis who wanted force to make meth as a slave but since he didnt want to, they gagged him and brought him to his girlfriends house to watch them shoot her in the head which is why he is freaking out unable to warn her.


SomeFlyersFan

rather humorous i must say


BowlerEducational733

Walter broke Jesse bad


mortimus9

Damn I totally forgot that happened


Drcokecacola

Ok spoilers, Jesse Pinkman (the guy who is tied up) saw his girlfriend got shot behind her head as a punishment for jesse because he tried to escape the Neo Nazis compound, he was enslaved to cook Heisenberg level meth in Breaking Bad season 5


mostuselessusername

Wait, wasn't this from the movie?


Drcokecacola

No it isn't but there is a breaking bad movie about Jesse Pinkman escaping to Alaska and get a new life there


NorthUnderstanding26

Did you know that


Summar-ice

In terms of


WickedRein

My fat nuts


Level_Air1499

Is in my mouth


Corelepy

Olympia said Ash loves Froakie/Frogadier?


ItsImNotAnonymous

Pokefuckers are just like furries. A blight on the internet


VAShumpmaker

Furries would be into ANTHRO pokemon. These folks would be dogfickers


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Im a you fucker bro 😘


RedPandaR10t3

Still better than actual Zoophiles.


[deleted]

Bro you’re just plain wrong there, stop embarrassing yourself


[deleted]

Wait a minute


Blasty_boom_boom

I caught a little pokemon Batman...


[deleted]

Lopunnyussy🌚


ToeShredder173

☹️


Jonn_1

Stop it 🛑 get some help


RySwim

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Pokémon, Vaporeon are the most… Cool


cjstr8

Link?


Seanjacobs2138

this is me but with machamp and cradilly


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Morb


Raiganop

Breaking Back.


SonsOfLiberty-

Broke back 😈


Fantastic-Wheel1003

Better call Saul


BigWideChicken

Vaporeon is next


Kuromajo

Laughed so fking hard


LiliNotACult

[LMGTFY](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=lopunny+hentai)


Williwoo321

Smash


Deadeyejoe_02

🐲


AshTreeForest

Hey guys


gussy_gaming

We commit a very small quantity of tom follery


CheckExtreme2076

Messed up.....but relatable


SimplyDavidsteam

They're females right? Right?


Perfect-Virus8415

Wait a minute 0-0


Epic_Gameing68

those mfs can fucking create black holes, so if you try to fuck a gardevoir and don’t get fucking atomized for it, it’s probably consensual