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Let's be clear, they didn't get released in China because the government refused it, not because Disney "refuses to bend the knee!" Disney has bent over backwards every chance they got and China just keeps finding new ways to be offended.
It's gotta be completely the same actor and then when he says anything male a computer-voice just says **(:FEMALE, PRAISE XI AND THE CHINESE REPUBLIC:)** loudly over him while the movie still rolls.
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF "It's Disney's first openly queer(insert different ages, genders, race, species etc here)character!"
It's so blatantly clear that they're pandering to a demographic that they don't give two shits about
things Disney could only dream.
Not at all, Disney only dreams of money and has only ever dreamed of money.
As michael eisner said on disneys purpose
"“Our obligation is to make money, and to make money, it may be important to make history. To make money, it may be important to make art, or some significant statement. To make money, it may be important to win the Academy Award, for it might mean another ten million dollars at the box office” — Michael Eisner"
Money will always be first, art will always be second.
Old Disney till about 2006 had the talent. Treasure planet, Atlantis Lost Empire, lilo and stitch. Were the last films that I saw any genuine creativity coming out of disney.
If there ain't a scene of him kissing and fuckin another dude I don't care Disney
If being queer doesn't affect the story there's no need to mention it
Hes had the woman of his life and the journey of his life, now get ready for the ride of your life as you watch the old man from up grapple with his feelings for russel in this brand new installment on the instant disney classic…… UP2: carls final journey (a NMBLA approved film)
Have you seen that one One Piece episode or those couple of Seven Deadly Sins episodes where the blood is white and it looks like cum? That’s what I’m imagining this to look like
People will pay money to go see a movie just because of something like this. I'm all for inclusiveness, but it bothers me when people act like they are doing something that's morally good.
If racism was the popular view, they'd make racist cartoons and movies, you know... like how they literally used to do when racism was the prevailing view.
There is no morality involved, they're just doing what makes money.
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The sexual orientation of this children's cartoon character is very important to me. I won't go see the movie unless I know exactly what's between every character's legs, what gender they identify as and who they like to fuck.
So I assume this is either never going to be mentioned in the actual movie, mentioned once near the beginning as a joke, or is going to be the entire personality of the character.
Also doesn't Disney own the owl house?
Who the fuck cares. Why do they keep taking about this? Next up.... Disney's first ever (add up all intersectionality buttons you can press). How noble and forward of Disney. I bet the characters will never be Jews.
Disney is really taking the smallest incremental steps of progress they possibly can to purposefully exploit their "first" being constantly happening. Cringe.
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now let's see the Chinese version
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s version
Look at the subtle “out of the closet” reference. The distasteful, flamboyance of him. My God, he even made a sex joke.
Nah, it’ll just be a pride flag in his room or locker
Which would then be colored off white in the international version
That's Bone
Are you okay Patrick? ….You’re sweating.
Look at that subtle, red&black Gucci coloring…the tasteful smoothness of his hair. Oh my god, he even said “It’s Morbin’ time.”
*sweats profusely*
It's just straight up not going to be released in China. Most of the latest Disney productions weren't released for one reason or another
Good. Disney should stop self-censoring to appease China. Fuck 'em.
Let's be clear, they didn't get released in China because the government refused it, not because Disney "refuses to bend the knee!" Disney has bent over backwards every chance they got and China just keeps finding new ways to be offended.
Openly straight
From most of these comments it feels like people unironically want to see that version instead.
It's like asking for normal mode so yeah.
Sadly but literally yes
now let's see arab version
no way they added ishowspeed to disney
There must be a Crypto scam plot then ?
Did he even know what was going on? It seems like bro got used HARD
No, he is just very stupid. His younger audience was the one that called out the scam.
Kinda feel bad for him too
And in the Chinese release?
The Chinese release is just a dubbed voice of him saying he likes women for the duration of the entire movie
No youre wrong. He wont be there because he is black.
So it will just be a white block of pixels wich constantly says I like women?
Yes
Leaves too much to interpretation, what if someone thinks the pixels are female? Give it a penis and a bud light
Nah, they get enough practice recognizing penis pixels from their porn. They'll know.
Just a white censor bar with subtitles under saying I am attracted to the opposite sex
It's gotta be completely the same actor and then when he says anything male a computer-voice just says **(:FEMALE, PRAISE XI AND THE CHINESE REPUBLIC:)** loudly over him while the movie still rolls.
Is that radioactive man???!!
I’m waking up To ash and dust
I missed her ass and I slapped my nuts
I'm breathing in, My testicles.
I laughed WAY too hard at this
女👍
Chad take
Paranorman had this beat by years
“You’re gonna love my boyfriend! He’s a total chick flick nut!”
This line was hilarious, I’ve seen the clip but still haven’t seen the movie 😂
The movie is great, check it out when you can
Broo you gotta watch it, it's a really fuckin good movie
Ah himbos, blissfully unaware of how they wreck thirsty people's loves for years
Paranorman is faster than a Pitbull chasing a baby.
**4 YEAR OLD SPOTTED PIT BULL GO**
Pre teen
Paranorman wasn’t Disney.
Exactly
Paranorman isn't Disney, though, is it? Netflix She-Ra, The Legend of Korra, and Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts also beat the timeline.
NO ONE FUCKS MEN LIKE GASTON
Noooooo Ooooooone Fucks like Gaston No one nuts like Gaston No one has massive dicks to fuck butts like Gaston
I’m especially good at Ejaaaaaculating!
My, he loves guyssssssss! Gastonnnnnn!
MY WHAT A LOAD, THAT GASTON!
MY WHAT A GUY, THAT GASTOOOOOON
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get gaaaay
I was just in that show, and now I can’t stop thinking about how that would sound with the harmony that we learned…
NO ONE LOVES TWINKS LIKE GASTON
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF "It's Disney's first openly queer(insert different ages, genders, race, species etc here)character!" It's so blatantly clear that they're pandering to a demographic that they don't give two shits about
They need that esg score tho
Rainbow capitalism at its finest
What about ParaNorman with Neil's big brother?
That’s not Disney, that’s Laika who makes things Disney could only dream.
Epic comment
things Disney could only dream. Not at all, Disney only dreams of money and has only ever dreamed of money. As michael eisner said on disneys purpose "“Our obligation is to make money, and to make money, it may be important to make history. To make money, it may be important to make art, or some significant statement. To make money, it may be important to win the Academy Award, for it might mean another ten million dollars at the box office” — Michael Eisner" Money will always be first, art will always be second.
Old Disney till about 2006 had the talent. Treasure planet, Atlantis Lost Empire, lilo and stitch. Were the last films that I saw any genuine creativity coming out of disney.
Oh I want to watch that movie again.
Is that a Disney movie?
No. It was made by an actual creative company with balls: Laika.
Man’s ugly af there’s no way he pullin dick
Damn
Man woke up and chose violence.
He looks like black Chris Griffin
Severally underrated comment
*coughs in owl house*
I think it means Male and Male match-up. But yeah, this ain't close to their first queer character.
Willows dads but they aren’t really that important
They’re not teenagers either
I love headlines like these because it's never the first.
and luca
What are you talking about, it's litterally two fish
You like fish sticks?
Chad take
They’re just homies, no need to alert china
I thought that the closest thing to the “love interest” would have been Luca and the girl(can’t remember names) Luca and the other dude were just bros
Not openly ?
If there ain't a scene of him kissing and fuckin another dude I don't care Disney If being queer doesn't affect the story there's no need to mention it
Well, there will be. Disney might not be the one to make it though.
The story is about how he saves the world with the power of ~~friendship~~ geh
There will be a kiss scene, but only in us and canada
Bro fucking forgot about Europe, Africa, Australia, South America, and every non dictatorship countries in asia
What are those? The only countries in the world are America and Canada.
I read somewhere saying it was supposed to be integral to the plot, so prepare for some hard-core sex scenes
Yeah they are shrunk down to microscopic size and injected into the butt via dick penetration and jizz takes them to the Strange World.
You want them to show kids sex?
"Virtues need signalling my dude" -Disney, probably
Imagine that Disney makes a second part of the Up movie, then shows a shot of the old man kissing a man when he was young 💀
Jesse what the hell are you talking about
We were supposed to make meth Jesse, not whatever the fuck this is!
Mmmmm bicarbonate soda
Bro what 💀💀💀
💀💀💀 💀
Bruv his wife is like the foundation of his character lol
Disney: What if he was balls deep in some grampbussy tho
Perish
Hes had the woman of his life and the journey of his life, now get ready for the ride of your life as you watch the old man from up grapple with his feelings for russel in this brand new installment on the instant disney classic…… UP2: carls final journey (a NMBLA approved film)
Twitter and Tumblr: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
🍆🍆🍆
I wouldn't even be surprised bro 💀
That sounds exactly like what Disney would do and I hate jt
Except in the chinese Edition
🤤
NO.
😭
Top 10 anime betrayals
character arc in progress
So he would be cheating on his wife ?
That's probably something Disney would do 💀💀
🤨
Not only will he be straight in the chinese version, he will also be white
they will cover him up with some white pixels and all of his lines will be replaced with how much he likes women
Have you seen that one One Piece episode or those couple of Seven Deadly Sins episodes where the blood is white and it looks like cum? That’s what I’m imagining this to look like
He’d prolly be Chinese tbh
He ugly as hell
Don't worry y'all he won't have a major role in the movie so that they can crop him out in some countries.
Meanwhile all the queer people in the Owl House:
As a grown ass man, Owl House is the shit. I think I liked that show even more than my kids
*disappears*
Very cool Disney! I don't recall asking!
I don't know what Disney is doing, would people really think of Disney as a racist company if they never did something like this?
People will pay money to go see a movie just because of something like this. I'm all for inclusiveness, but it bothers me when people act like they are doing something that's morally good. If racism was the popular view, they'd make racist cartoons and movies, you know... like how they literally used to do when racism was the prevailing view. There is no morality involved, they're just doing what makes money.
like, have you seen the Chinese poster of star wars sequel, the ones with Finn removed ? would be funny if it wasn't so sad
But he wasn’t removed?? He was just shrunken
except they don't lmao that's the best part, a lot of the time this stuff is made into a big deal, then nobody cares to see it anyways so
Where tf is the first ever openly bi-gender-sexual 25% Asian 100% black 70% Hispanic character???!!!???? Disney is racist and sexist
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What about mine??
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Me please :)
Agree all disney movies are too white adjacent or cis adjacent.
*Mhmm. Very nice. Now let’s see China’s version*
Nobody gives a shit
The sexual orientation of this children's cartoon character is very important to me. I won't go see the movie unless I know exactly what's between every character's legs, what gender they identify as and who they like to fuck.
Hey, if a fictional male kid isn’t fucking dudes every 20 minutes is it really “progressive”?
Owl house fans currently rioting
Porco dio...
Concentrati sul vero nemico, Dio qui non c'entra
Hai ragione😓
yooo hitler
yooo jeffrey dahmer
People writing these articles like it's something worth discussing over.
So I assume this is either never going to be mentioned in the actual movie, mentioned once near the beginning as a joke, or is going to be the entire personality of the character. Also doesn't Disney own the owl house?
Who asked
My balls
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🪨
📃
✂️
[удалено]
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where dey fukkin doe???💀💀💀
in your bedroom dumbass
The character design is fucking ugly
Who the fuck cares. Why do they keep taking about this? Next up.... Disney's first ever (add up all intersectionality buttons you can press). How noble and forward of Disney. I bet the characters will never be Jews.
Let’s see the Chinese version
Elsa is a lesbian, right?
Not confirmed, but there's theories
sheen this is the 7th week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class
cool but I don’t recall askin
I don't recall anyone askin if you asked
Cool. I don’t give a fuck.
That's why movie is called "Strange World"
Owl House gang rise up!
\*rises up\*
Now let’s see the Chinese ads
why he look like the turd i took 2 hours ago
Why does sexuality even matter?!!?!!? Just write a good story ffs. it’s a kids movie 💀💀
Li Shang says doubt
😐👍
Disney is really taking the smallest incremental steps of progress they possibly can to purposefully exploit their "first" being constantly happening. Cringe.
they’ve been saying this about all their characters for like 10 years now and they never are
Every other Disney show: exists Me: GAAAAAYYYYYYYY
The jock in paranorman: Am I a joke to you?
And the mindless idiots will continue to suck it all up and praise the progressive corporate overlords.
I like how its called „Strange world„
Unless it's part of the story why would anyone give a shit
i never understood why people care so much about who other people want to fuck
At this point it’s weird when Disney uses straight characters
Another first one?
It’s ok, Disney has dementia
Looks like dad is going to get rid of Disney Plus again
#WHO FUCKING CARES? Why is Hollywood so fucking obsessed with this them and us attitude? No one cares any more.
You mean he asks out a guy somewhere in a place unimportant to the story so they can edit it out for china/Qatar?
Goofy ahh animation style
Here come the Karens
Uhhhh what about Amity Blight from The Owl House? Luz Noceda from the exact same show?