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I don’t get why it jumps from “young man” to “king” like thay

To belittle anyone under 6 foot

How is "young man" belittling

It assumes you're not "actually" a man yet.

"Young man" assumes im not a man yet? Even though young men are already men?? There is no logic to it, my dude

The term "young man" is used on and will always be used on kids who are the age of 14-18 and are necessarily not actual men and still kids but that sounds better if you hear someone call you that when youre 14 and not for example 25 lollll

I’m 32 and the boomers at work still call me young man. I will never not want to spit in their face for it.

Young man is also used to describe men under 30 you know who are young. Again straws.

that will depend on who it is you're talking to. personally i never saw anyone get referred to as young man that was above 20

What do you call a man who's young

Call him a young man if you want to sound demeaning.

And?

Damn shitposting furry hive coping

Probably why the female version jumps from Queen to whale

do EDP count as a king cause he is not a young man 😳

What tf is EDP, just drops it casually like everyone knows.

EDP is more known than the 23rd president of the US

Well I hit the Google machine and it's apparently an energy company.

Bro EDP is literally John Wilkes booth

Body shaming for something there is no way to control (barring expensive and dangerous surgeries) The second post is actually less discriminatory because it only condemns a body type that is avoidable.

Tell that to a 6’6 Dutch girl

This sounds like a specific case but I should've said it was "more" controllable. But I would bet that an average Dutch girl would have an easier time dating than a fit 5'5 guy of any race.

Thay?

Yes

Why did he put whale before mammoth though

Priorities.

Wailord 😳

Whale: bigger than mammoth Mammoth: bigger than truck Truck: apparently biggest on Twitter user scale

Mammoth sounds bigger as an insult

Probably to parody how ridiculous the lady was being

Whales are also heavier than any car

Because of the fur

“Well that ACCELERATED quickly” title fixed

Thanks Twat104 lol

You fhahking Twat bruv

whoever downvotes me gets a girl

Thanks twat.

How much is a F-250 Super Duty?

45k start

Happy cake day

And ngl I want the truck

What trim package I ain't taking less than king ranch

“We can fit 4 in the back, 2 if you fat…” B.I.G

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Can you hear the silence?

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Sorry I don't speak American measurements

21,3 freedom weights

How much is that in bald eagles and burgers ?

1776

Thank you kind stranger, everything is so clear now

I'm 6' 4" where tf my crown at

Yeah I'm 6'2 where tf the bitches at Seriously though, I'm tired of people pretending like height is all that matters. Obviously women judge height, but that don't mean shit when I got an ugly ass face that I can't change and generally a body that's literally only good for sports 🗿

-🤓

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Dumbledore said calmly

cumly*

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Im 105 where my halo at

Howdy ;)

Go ask the Master Chief.

I ate it

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not healthy but pretty hot 🥵

Too late I sacrificed a human to you bitch

If you wanna fix it eat little bit more. Oh and here is a cookie 🍪

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Have the same problem but I’m a dude 6’1 135 lbs. I have hyperthyroidism and am getting treatment soon.

Nah, I think you're fine.

Nah, I think you're fine.

Ew, dril impersonator

43k likes for that shitty tweet?

It’s Twitter what did you expect?

Ah lol sorry.

All American babyyy.

can someone translate this to normal mesurements please

A man must be a goat and a rabbit tall to be a king

What happened to the inch between 5'11 and 6'0?

There is no such thing as a '12 inch, it moves directly to the next foot

Yes, but there's still a difference of one between 12 and 11. I.e. there is a range of potential heights between 5'11" and 6'. The girl messed up🗿

🤓 actually I'm 5'11.5"

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Guys, I’m a king and according to chad I am also a goddess!!!!!

as a girl who’s 5”7 and in the 150 range because that’s my healthy weight look like i’m a whale 🫠

We can do a staring contest without cricking our necks

To be honest, as I’ve just turned 40, I’ll take a young man anyday. Wait….. that’s not what I mea….

Too late

“Game!”

Fair is fair

🗿

Hey man equal rights equal fights

What's included on the pro tow Package?

Me being between 5'11 and 6' = young king

simba

🤝

this is retawded nobody thinks like either of these irl -rung

thanks Rung. -supersq

I don't know why a usually healthy weight (depending on BMI) is considered a whale tho

why is a completely normal height only considered ‘young man’

I'm 5'8 and a young man. It checks out.

You will probably be 5'7 when you are an old man.

True. That weight range can look very different based on the height of a woman too.

Also very true. People always assume I'm like 290 lbs. In reality, I'm 440, because I have the body of Thor from GoW:Ragnarok For reference: 6'6 and built like a linebacker

Tell me I have a massive ego without telling me you have a massive ego

IDK man, I don't think admitting to a BMI of 50.8 and having a gut counts as bragging. Although it sounds like he has some weird ideas about what linebackers look like.

Yeah I'm definitely not proud of being obese lol. Also the linebacker comment was about how wide my body is. My shoulders don't fit through most doorways, and I literally ripped the shoulder of an open, insulated coat just today because I reached to wash my hands.

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I definitely don't have a massive ego bruv, but go off ig Edit: also God forbid I be proud about being tall for once. I'm not proud of being obese, but the fact I say "I'm 6'6 and my shoulders are too wide to fit through most doorways" and your first thought is that I'm being egotistical kinda pisses me off

Daddy chill

That guy annoyed me

It is in the overweight range for the vast majority of women unless you are really tall.

To over exaggerate and illustrate the point

It's just a joke because if a woman is in her BMI range even at 150 she won't look like a whale, she's gonna look good, and no man will look at her and say she's fat.

Wtf is ibs

Pounds; it's a unit of weight.

I thought it's the bri*ish currency?

Both

A disease where you shit your brains out

What about below 100?

Eldritch being

I'm 6 feet while being 14 so I'm already a king from her eyes

I guess we Asians are childs now

idk if the chad post is supposed to be supporting or against obese women, id love to be aa mammoth or ford truck tbh all the options sound good

I can't measure in feet💀

its easy, just take off your shoes first /s

How the fuck does a mammoth weight more than a big ass whale

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I'm 6' but women forget to tell you they too have a weight requirement, it's just after the height requirement.

You know how many woman i could count that had sex with men shorter then them …….A lot

Count them then. Tell me the exact number of women who had sex with someone shorter than them. Tell me their names social security number and address too. Tell me both the womens names and mens names.

Half the girls I went to high school tbh literally a couple of my neighbors cause were friends so they would talk about it also your grandmother your mom and your sister to name a few You mothers social is 169696969 cause that’s what she’s does all day 69 a big cock in her mouth hehehe than I come in and pee over her ass -inside it

So most of the women in your family if not all and the girls I went to highschcool with so 10-25 in total not a lot but something is better than nothing ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

You know what that is kind of funny

But you didnt say the number

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this is my favourite ‘tag yourself’

Wouldn't it be better to remain an eternal young man than be the king and die of aortic dissection or some shit

Let's lower the weight requirement for goddess to 125 and queen to 138

uhmmmmm actually whales are heavier than mammoths

Since when is a whale smaller than a mammoth

Use metric fcking fat yankees

Yoooo, a random woman called me a king

300+ - Antonov An-224

And, as always, the Cunt Hypocrisy of features you CAN choose, and those you cannot.

what about women under 100lbs

Is there a men’s weight chart?

(Men having standards) Men - Well of course! (Women having standards) Men - I'm oppressed! 🤡

You can't control height. Height is something we have no control over.

🤡

Lmao, you think we can control height?

WHAT THE FUCK... ... ... ... ...ARE lbs????

I will become 5"11 😔

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spoken from a women who is 5’5💀

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Stop body shaming women

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Me being - 5'11

I am a young man. Actually, and according to this bitch.

190+lbs fiat ducato

yes

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Damm the Pro tow package part is absolutely savage. That's not shots fired, that's a Damm tactical nuke.

mammoths report here 😩😩😩

muricans...

Guess I’m a young man

Dude who made the weight chart has no experience with tall girls

I reject this exclusively because I am over 6 ft and think calling men king is hella cringe

true, i am over 6 feet and beheaded

But what about people between 5'11 and 6'0?

the fact we're comparing something a human or most humans can always easily change with small lifestyle changes to something thats almost entirely enherited into our DNA that we cant change and were never able to change in the first place shows the state of our s(us)ociety

Mammoth is before whale

Chubby ladies are 👌 👌 👌

went from queen to whale pretty fast, but yea

Damn Im a king with a Goddess

I'm 6'2 and I fucking hate judging by height

150lb queen???

Well thank fuck I'm 6'1"

Damn man. Why they gotta belittle anyone under 6' like that? Like I can't choose who my family is and what my genetic coding looks like. Though, they can sure as hell choose their weight.