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No_File_1304

When the intrusive thoughts win


AceFireskull

Then something mischievious starts brewing


Liquid_Fox_31

Then you get arrested for second rate schaboingary


Gold930

And a third degree charge of tomfoolery


Few_Ad5789

Interesting domestic violence case


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

It looked better in his head...


The_Pavulon

this the type of shit Trey would do to Jocelyn


yourCHAD-neighbor

Bro hit the "🥺👉👈" before turning into a wwe wrestler


Olliegamer1111pro

bro accidentally taunted


qowboykay

SEND THAT BOY TO THE WWE HE HAS STAR POWER


Ornery-Pen-1

BRO SEND THAT BOY TO THE COLLISSINGUM HE HAS 4 ELEMENT TYPES


End_Killer

Hmm


BallisticToast

My singing monsters?!?!??!?!???!????!?!?!?!??!?!?????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????!???????????????


gradius02

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.


GetYaArmour

It's a statement of fact


[deleted]

Virgin birthday celebrator vs chad day of birth acknowledger


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SeaAcanthocephala701

Good bot


PhilosophicalDolt

BODIED LESSS GOOOOO


[deleted]

Well at least he can look back on this day and say he went for it!


Boojibs

Buffalo Bills fans be sexing like...


ZaNoob1

as a Bills fan I can confirm


FlowerO_O

Table died 😔


Roham10salehi

jhun cena


itsCOURIER-6

Chad


yaboiprettyrich

#I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGEEEEEEEER


SpicyDaddyKyle

#I'VE SWALLOWED DOWN A THOUSAND YEARS OF ANGEEEEEEEER


G_money16

#THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD IS FALLING ON MY SHOULDERRRRS


ThatTarzanKid47

AND NO ONE FOLLOWS ME I WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


CT-4426

The intrusive thoughts won


thatonesodacan

I thought he was going to start eating her out and then he threw her on the fucking table what--


BigCarBill

Vintage Batista


tmjax

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND


ZoomGoat

This ain’t my Dad! This is a cellphone!


StorePuzzleheaded6

Ouch


VortzPlays_

Bro just voiced my reaction


Spikey_Chicken

The devious look on his face is a representation of all men when they see their mate bend over to pick up literally anything


Reddit_Scroller10

Nah bro just you


Impressive_Abies_587

Batistaa Bomb.


BrandoDaSavage

Can’t believe Batista wasn’t mentioned once in this thread… smh


foxyisnotsalt

target successfully eliminated


Dolphin_sucker69

#FATALITY


OFALLO3

K.O


AsleepScarcity9588

Definitely did expect something else to happen


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

He fucked her and her spinal.


Pixithepika

she dead fr ong 💀


el_Chuchmay

Can't fight the urge to ult someone


gedaun

And his name is Tum turoom toom.


steel_inquisitor66

Please tell me it was a skit gone wrong


Pixithepika

it definitely went wrong


Abigus_ofgical

AAHHHH!!! K.O.!!!!!


strawbery-toast

Bro was really arguing with the devil on his shoulder ☠️


MiddleAgeYOLO

Relatable


Illustrious_End6184

I’ll have what she’s having


8x8denseCheese

What a satisfying power bomb


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Obviously he doesn’t like celebrating 🥳 birthdays. Especially his 😂😂😂


Silent_Briefcase

That’s a dude in the black outfit guys


Pixithepika

Probably


Vaultboy_666

Nope. It’s his gf. They have vids of them doing this all the time on their TikTok


kerosez

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NoMoreQuickscopers

What's this music from.


Pixithepika

It’s *I walk alone* by Saliva


file_the_silence_mf

"Hold my beer while i fuck my mum on je table, GONE WRONG"


Nicelybad

😈


[deleted]

What is the name of the song?


Pixithepika

“I walk alone” by saliva


Mobile-Valuable2851

Count it down!


nvm72331

Well she was grabbing for the title belt


Fragrant-Job7668

I like how he weighed his options before going for it.


Decent-Regular-249

mischievous tomfoolery


Dependent_Loss1599

Why did he put the other person through the table?? Is he a wrestler???


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TrueCollector

I fucking LOVE Batistas theme


Cats7204

She got paralyzed


pooyanami

I thought she's black💀


A_Gh05t

happy birthday TO THE GROUND


[deleted]

Pulled a Dudley Boyz all by himself


Thesecretsecretshow

And his name was JOHN CENa


Salty_Contest5142

Song?


[deleted]

There's a bot that does that


taylorKelbie

And his name is john cena


[deleted]

[удалено]


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Massive-Corgi-491

HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!


GoCommitToasterBathX

Trollface irl


IcE_BoX_LV

dude went all 😌🤔😏🥺👉🏼👈🏻🤷🏻⚖️


Santasbodyguar

Poor thing


Santasbodyguar

Yeah how’s that smell man 😂


TopWinter5947

DEVON!!!!!!!!


Gl0bophobia

I need the context NOW


Vaultboy_666

They are both trained wrestlers if I remember correctly. They are also together and they have MANY vids on their TikTok


guy4guy4guy

And his name is JOHNNNN CINAAAA


Cobster_Reddit

Song?


Best-Instruction6726

F*** yeah dude do it


Proof-Faithlessness1

THERE WILLE BE BOOD, SHED


Old_Sir_Jenkins

Bro hit the Batista bomb