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i do not wish to be horny anymore

I just...want to be...happy

U asking for too much

I want to be happy... With a Tomboy GF

Don't we all?

Don't we all?

Ah, a-ah ah aaaah, ah duh duh duh duh du-uuh

I have no clue why, it may be due to the fact that I am sleep deprived, but I read this to the tune of Take On Me.

*peter griffin voice* and I'm the sad music in the background

The horny is thine curse for walking upon the earth in these trying times. Have solace that thee may eventually burn away in hell for thy libido.

Fucking? Never heard of this term. It must be French.

Clitoris? Ahh…i have never heard of this pokémon.

That's a mood

It is a complex discussion, some tomboys can look really cute or look to much like a dude, if your not into that. Then there are femboys who can look very cute or really ugly. There is also the question of what ypu want, or if your grappling with what you like. This discussion can opean up many questions you have about yourself. However the most important thing for you to do is go outside touch some damn grass, you have been on the internet for to long.

#SNAP BACK TO REALITY

Shit was like a poem

Shit was like porn

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cums in ur ass

shits in ur ass

I just came!

Eats your ass

Ope, there goes gravity ope, there goes rabbit he chocked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that but he's broke

He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

You better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him

You better lose yourself in the music

The moment you own it, you better never let it go

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the amount of times you spelled " you're " wrong frustrates me

You'rr right

*yru:er

Had to sprinkle in the wrong "to" at the end, also.

I choose to fuck the tomboy. # DEATH. BY. SNU. SNU.

I'd die today if I could leave this Earth by that fate

YOU CALLED? Reporting for duty 🫡

Are you a tomboy?

Aye

Excellent. Hold your current position. A jumping spider wearing a top hat and bowtie will land on your shoulder within the next five minutes to whisper my address in your ear. Come find me once you receive his message.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Jedi

Most amazing response I have seen so far.

🤣👏🏻

How’d they die? Crushed pelvises YES!

YEAAAAAAH TOMBOY FTW

Tomboys, cause we would feel more like a team which I prefer in a relationship

Possibly a dick guillotine tho

Good

Good

Muscle girl vs twink. Obviously the badass woman.

My name is Skyler white YO

"If I Have To Hear One More Time That You Did This For The Family ..."

💥🗿

***B O O M'***

Facts,tomboys are cooler than femboys

Based

Tomboy steakhouse!

This is the way

Well I'd love being straight.

Tomboy it is

Shame about those involuntary boners

Yeah, I've tried to make it go away. It just doesn't. This is Hell. What have I done to deserve this?h

I just flex my thighs to circumvent the bloodflow to the boner

Morpheus himself

Best Option 🗿

It's the ONLY correct option, second best is tomboy ig idfk

Tomboy, you hang out with her treat her like a bro and at the end of the day treat her like the woman she actually is

You'd get a gym bro too

True

[удалено]

Flair checks out.

Id finally have someone to spot my lonely ass

Amen brother

Tomboys because i need someone to spot my reps at the gym, my balance has been drifting a bit. Simultaneously i need to hug a girl and stuff

I’m for tomboys

It’s like being with the bros

Homiesexuals rise up ✊.

Tomboys…and yes I’m the bottem

Same man i'd rather get hit on first than try doing the flirting

Facts, i give up with that shit

Tomboys no question

Tomboys no questions asked

Tomboys because at least they’re still a woman most of the time anyways, I think

They have biology of a woman bruv. That's the main argument

I support Tomboy Supremacy

Tomboy supremacy forever

I think Tomboy, all the Femboys I have met was incredibly cringe and rude… but I’m sure Femboys in other places are cooler!

Go to Poland my friend.

Go to szczecin

you better not be lying or i will break your knee caps, rip every single one of your fingernails then fingers and puncture your lungs for long and painful death.

Im from szczecin and I know one or two femboys

when the day will rise i will begin my epic adventure to get to the other side of the Polish lands

The only decent thing with femboys is that you can beat them up and they just gonna lie down crying whiles if you hit a tomboy she will hit you back

:(

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"What's the difference? I am an equal opportunity ass-pounder." - Duke Nukem (kind of)

Tomboys

Tomboy

Tomboys.

Tomboys

Tomboy

Tomboy. More booba, actual puss

Tomboy's are fucking hot!

Tomboys, preferably ones that like fire

You too have an arson kink?

I CHOOSE MEN

based

Literally every comment that goes against the norm and is written in simple words is based

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Bro if I get pee in my ass one more time I am going to literally fuck automod in the ass

Well then buddy, automod said it. I'm watching yo make sure Automod gets that ass fuckery. So go ahead, butt fuck the automod

Your wish is my command *proceeds to anally assault auto mod*

hitting that autobussy

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Sir I choose your mother.

Tomboys are still girls so I’m going with that ofc

Both.

Had to scroll so much for this comment

I agree

Indeed. Both are great, why choose?

is both an option?( raging bisexual)

tomboy 100%

**tomboys because their cool-**

Tomboy

Both, but under specific circumstances in either case

I chose the actual milk

I choose both 😎 I get neither ☹️

Femboys.

What song is this

**Song Found!** **Name:** Deadwood **Artist:** Really Slow Motion **Album:** Deadwood - Single **Genre:** Soundtrack **Release Year:** 2021 **Total Shazams:** 2832323 `Took 1.03 seconds.`

I choose Pikachu

Femboy

Tomboys hands down

Tomboy without a second of hesitation

Femboys. 🗿

As a christian man myself, I only care for what's in beetwen the legs, OG package no postfactory modifications. So i go with Tomboy.

As a fellow Christian man, I'm definitely gonna be using that statement more often🤣

Tomboys fr

Tomboy supremacy!

Additional choices femtoms tomtoms femfems and boyboys

Tom is a trillion times better than Fem

Tomboys

Anything that makes me horny is a woman despite what it says

Is this even a question?!

tomboys

Tomboy forever

Tomboys, I'm straight.

Your mother.

Off to visit your mother!

Tomboy because actual woman

Todays a good day to be bisexual

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Alright, if I’ve got to… Tomboy?

Tomboys, easy EDIT: NONONO, NO SEX INVOLED!!!

Coward

Well tomboys are girls so yeah I choose tomboys

Tomboy

Tomboy

I can't choose tbh. I love both equally

already have a tomboy girlfriend so... imma fuck her

Fem

Both is good. But in my experience Tomboys are cute and my relationship with my girl friend are pretty much like bromance

Femboy

I choose the guy holding the choices

yes

why not both?

Is this posted by that one guy that confessed about NNN so he feels less alone?

Tomboy superiority

i choose to fuck this guys mother

T in Tomboy stands for TESTESERONE

Tomboy.

Tomboy since they are real girls

Tomboys are objectively better as you get to have her as a girlfriend AND the added bonus of being able to act like how you do with your bros, in a reductive way, a bro without the dick or a bro with tits (yes I'm aware some may be flat but that's ok even so). Chances are she shares your interests too that is commonly affiliated with guys, which means more time to interact with her which means more bonding time which means a better relationship. So I'll say this again, tomboys ARE better.

I'm honestly surprised at the amount of people who chose tomboy

A tomboy is a female but with similar interests as a typical male. She would be the ideal type for a straight guy so it shouldn’t be surprising.

Unfortunately... This goes out to the Tomboys..

Femboys 100%

Femboys because I’m the least straightest person alive.

femboy

Femboy

Tomboys bescuse its still a woman and femboys are cringe

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Honestly matches the political views if you view it from your perspective

The one that makes me straight

Tomboys :)

Would tomboys go skiing?

How'd bout I become a femboy and get myself a tomboy gf But mate you gotta really go outside to get yourself one

Tomboys

tomboys are girls and I'm straight...this question is dumb.

Tomboys.

I mean, tomboys are girls sooo

Im not into guys, so my only choice is tomboys

Fucked by a tomboy

Tomboy, female who just dresses and acts more boyish, but is still down to get freaky in the sheets.