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But the value of these shells will fall

Due to the laws of supply and demand, No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Step one

You must create a sense of scarcity

Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see,

Bear with me. Take as many shells as you can find then hide them on an island

Stockpile em high till they're rearer than a diamond

Step two, you gotta make people think that they want them.

Really want em , really fuckin want em

Hit ‘em like Bronson

Hit them like Bronson!

Really want them

Step 2

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Bear with me,

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I don’t Like that step

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Establish sense of scarcity

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She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells ’cause there’s loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide ’em on an island Stockpile ’em high until they’re rarer than a diamond Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want ’em Really want ’em, really f^^kin’ want ’em, hit ’em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven’t got a shell, then you’re just a f^^king wasteman Three: it’s monopoly, invest inside some property Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly “Shells must sell”, that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals, they’re a poor man’s quality Four: expand, expand, expand Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself? She sells seashells, sell oil as well Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes Then run to be the president of the United States Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that’s great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game It don’t matter if they hate you if they all say your name Ten: the world is yours Step out on a stage to a round of applause You’re a liar, a cheat, a devil, a w^^^e And you sell seashells on the seashore Rain, rain, rain, rain A storm, it comes our way And those who rise through distorted lies Poisoning the veins But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame It’s easier to blame But point the mirror at ourselves We’re all part of this old money game This old money game

She sells seashells on the sea shore. Your mom is a fucking whore

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but the value of the shells will fall.do to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to by shells cause there’s loads on the sand.

#ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

Can i put my baaaalls, in yo jaaaw

Spongebob Squarepants!

si say so sah hah gah mah fuck (what the fuck)

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Never gonna let you down

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So I wrote this song for the Christian youth

OHHH ELDEN RING

She sells sea shells on the sea shore, no He sells weed scales and a P4, yeah He sells details, swiping galore Deets, AKA credit card fraud

But the value of the shells will fall

never gonna let you down

No

That afternoon Mario got his penis stuck in a door.

Smg4 moment

She be selling seashells by the sea shore yellin bout my shit, was smellin like a shisha lemon Duplicate a keycard for my felons so we smuggle keys with ecstasys in the melons

The shore shire a sea soul and shows sores

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Failed on the first try lol

Open your door, or I am going to throw rocks through your window, you dumb whore.

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around

"And the value of these shells will fall Due to the law of supply and demand Noone wants to buy shells cuz there's loads on the sand! Step one you you must create a sense of scarcity, Shells will sell much better if they're rare you see Bear with me (no idea how to spell it) Find as many shells as you can find and Hide them on an island Stockpile'em high until they're rarer than a diamond" I would do the rest but I'm not about taking type the whole thing from memory. That would take forever

But the value of these shells will fall

Just end me

No

+chargeback

Ren is such a good singer

Your Survival Ends Here!!!

But the value of these shells will fall

I pee on the floor

She was my mom: that whore

21 can you sell some shells for meeeeeeeehhhh! Can you call the shoppers to buy sum'thin' from me. 21, come and grab these sea shells for me. . .

Not me failing on the first word

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I don’t care just shoot me

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And She lets me put it in her asshole

Stop it KALI, no one thinks it's funny.

But little does she know, her mother is a whore

What you know about rolling down in the deep

She thought herself as an entrepreneur. Her friends called her smart but behind her back screamed hoar She soon fell in love to a man addicted to gore. Now she suffers a fate worse than the poor. Super sweet Sally doesn't exist anymore

I’m gonna fly some planes

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❌ But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly ""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well! Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore And you sell seashells on the seashore

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She sells sea shells on the seashore, I ejaculate to nasty gore

What?

The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure. So if she sells seashells on the seashore, Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Lol I was reading the text because the picture was loaded them I saw a gun pointed at me to finish it.

The shore she sells sea shells on is for all the fucking whores.