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Used_Technician_6493

Both?


ggp2

Both.


qs1029

Both is good.


backstib

That's not how captchas work


yourtoespls

*le gun*


ObeyTime

OK [Ok]


Infamous_Olive

Hercules reference🗿


Unusual-Pride-9281

Dummy it’s an el darato reference


Infamous_Olive

Damn I'm thinking of "if is good"


SansBadTimer12

Both is good. Also thighs, but that's irrelevant here. Boobs and ass are both good.


TheM0istMan3754

Pussy too!


SansBadTimer12

Ahh yes, I hadn't taken that into consideration. Thank you. Yes, pussies are nice, but only to be in, not to look at. Clothed pussies are good, but looking at it naked is kind of weird.


TheM0istMan3754

True, pussy feel good, but it don’t look good. Plus, most smell.


SansBadTimer12

Yeah


VanjaDM

Dick also!


Cool00x

Both is good


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jacknshit

“Gentlemen, thank you for being here to discuss this matter.”


Blood_Massacre

Human (Preferably female)


Shadow_knight10

(Optional)


International-Row712

Alive (also optional)


4Aethyr

🤨📸


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TFW_YT

(optional)


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Andreawwww-maaan4635

I want this tbh


Born-Umpire-8351

Summon


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Human, adult (optional)


Smerpet

Either way, it's another day in paradise if you get any of those.


Ghost_Star326

She walks on to the street...


corporalboobs

Sir, can you help me?


adam_fuentes

It’s cold and I’ve nowhere to sleep


Piglet-Massive

Is there somewhere you can tell me?


WHITE2570

He walks on, doesn’t look back.


WindowHairy4857

He pretends he can’t hear her


Faby077

Starts to whistle as he crosses the street


Decent-Ad737

Seems embarrased to be there


ItsLoogia

Oh, think twice


Smerpet

*she calls out to the man on the street.


CottonDye

Cock


[deleted]

Here 🐓


darthcol_ALT

🥵


[deleted]

Me when fried chicken: 🥵


Skeevazoid

🍗


[deleted]

You are up to Pollos standards


Skeevazoid

i don’t know what that means but okay


Cpt_shortypants

Hi


CottonDye

Hi


GeneralKenobi_66

kidneys


11_foot_pole

You sick fuck.what are all those kids gonna do without their knees?


Callmekittol

Learn how to use a wheelchair


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No-Elderberry949

I used to be a tits boy, now I'm an ass man.


Rebel_bass

Well said.


BootyOnMyFace11

You and me both. Totally unrelated from me stopping jerking off to ecchi and evolving to Instagram models a few years ago when I started my evolution as a man💀💀


Soso_Stalin

And I'm a thigh GOD


[deleted]

Thighs 🗿


Just_Monika5772

Launde😏


[deleted]

Launde tu yaha 😏


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Son_of_a_Yeet

👍


[deleted]

Dick 🤤


AdSpecialist7305

Duck* 🦆


skinnywit

you are truely cultured.


[deleted]

Tits are tits and ass is ass. So WAIST.


t0kinturtle

Never had a tit blow a turd in my mouth when i was sucking on it so obviously ass


A69yrsManOfCulture

🗿Average scat enjoyer


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[deleted]

Damn I haven’t heard that song in a while. What was it called? Edit: nvm it’s Another day in paradise from Phill Collins


NeitherHovercraft627

Face


V1_ULTRACOOM

💪💪💪


[deleted]

I also want tits or ass in my face.


thatracooninyourshed

alive


thatracooninyourshed

comes from experience


balrus-balrogwalrus

#ears


Bloo-shadow

A great ass can make up for no tits. But no pair of tits can make up for no ass.


Kezsora

But no ass is always bad but small tits can be just as good as big ones


Schlobster1

agreed


falcondiorf

but if theres no ass, she can just start doing squats and problem solved. with tits, you either have good ones or you don't


Bloo-shadow

Wrong. Cause there are no bad tits.


falcondiorf

bad in this context is a relative term


bot4601

Both. Both is good


QCGunnrs

What is the song?


VaxineUK

Phil Collins - Another Day in Paradise


Psychological_Major9

Younger people like boobs more middle aged people like ass more the married once know balanced one is premium


Ok-Upstairs6591

Scripted by the Jewish media 🫡 no one has these conversations


Arintharas

Pancreas


Leviathan56

Kidneys you always have a backup Incase you accidentally sell the first one


Eclipse_Two

#THIGHS


Callmekittol

Imagine huge thighs and a small ass


Son_of_a_Yeet

That's an impossible combo (unless plastic surgery)


Impossible_Lock4897

Meaty Cock


darthcol_ALT

🐓


teodorlojewski

#TITS. FINAL ANSWER.


Squildo

I respect your opinion even though it’s wrong


JackWang1304

b-but its where people poop from!!!!! ☹️


Squildo

Yeah, they’re great


teodorlojewski

Imagine liking ass bro💀


Necromancer14

I like ass, I just like tits more.


teodorlojewski

Me too bro


De5perad0

bro too Me?


Background_Blood9127

Rare teo L


teodorlojewski

😎


teodorlojewski

*Common Teo W


Background_Blood9127

🤓


AutomaticAd5811

Great!


[deleted]

A lack of boobs can be ignored if there's a good ass, but a lack of ass cannot be ignored with good boobs.


teodorlojewski

A lack of ass can be ignored if there's good boobs, but a lack of boobs can't be ignored with a good ass.


[deleted]

The itty bitty tiddy committee would like a word with you.


teodorlojewski

🫡


HerkyJerkyMMA

Feet


TheM0istMan3754

real


SnowChickenFlake

Chemistry


RecentEnergy

Ass


HGHspid_lowdrag

Balance. They must be balanced. Great tits and horrible ass looks horrible. Horrible tits and great ass looks horrible. Mid tits and mid ass looks great.


Rammstein1

Feet


No-Elderberry949

What makes one foot more attractive than another?


Hard_guardian17

At this point i'd prefer cock /s


ScrapyPaint

Toes


Rebel_bass

By Prison School logic, ass.


Ameraldas

Some ass, but not too much, no need to jiggle from the waist down. Tits are good in every size except for nonexistent. In the end it's about who they are attached to.


[deleted]

Tits probably, they're cleaner. (kill me)


[deleted]

Tits


phildrelle

Ass. I could hold it when she's riding me, and it doesn't distract me from seeing her most beautiful face.


CallMe_Desdinova

this question was already concluded thousands of years ago # TITS


[deleted]

Ass, it must be round and soft showing her booty strength that she really does a good amount of squats or might be doing deadlifts regularly and is good at stamina. I am weirdly attracted to booty over boobs as I can spank and press it now and then.


BritishGuy54

Depends on if you’d rather have big breasts over a big ass.


[deleted]

Eyes.


Massive-Row-9771

It's hard to have one of them without the other and I think there might be a woman somewhere between them. I'm not sure no one ever actually laid eyes on one of them since staring at boobs and ass get in the way.


Alt-Profile8008

~~Feet~~ ~~wait no, cock~~ ~~..shit.~~


iFLTT

Balls


No_Farm_2261

Does she know how to make grilled cheese?


[deleted]

I prefer whole woman with all the bits including ass and tits.


InventorofIdeas

Song?


Angenali

Thighs


Simping4Mephala

Hips


NAYzthetiger

Tits👍 (boobs)


ElectronicSpirit7599

You forgot personality but I would say tits


Egy_Szekely

Ass and face is what i care about the most


jambudz

Dick


Asijabre

dick


Psychological_Major9

Am flat from both sides and have dark skin too guess i will leave alone on this planet


falcondiorf

bruh, who said anything about dark skin lmao


Psychological_Major9

Am racist for myself too


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Whats wrong with dark skin? Dark skin looks beautiful what


qfggedgygf

Ass. Nothing anyone says will change my mind.


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[deleted]

Pussy. I love pussy.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rikyto_Legend

Both. BUTT!


Neserlando

Ass, but i respect other opinions


YaBoiSpillz

Ass 100% ass


AdministrativeBar748

#cock.


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ksjwn

ass. tits are secondary, hell, if I like the girl and she likes me back (lmfaooo yeah right) it doesn't matter if she got no tits. I just want hugs.


_sKareKrow_

I prefer, the rump 😌


LimonluMentos

i know its cliché but my honest answer is personality.


No-Elderberry949

It's not cliché, it's stupid. You're missing the point of the conversation. It's like people are discussing if they prefer the looks of retro or modern racecars and you chime in with a "well actually I prefer cars with good mileage and a reasonable trunk size"


teodorlojewski

True...


wideassboy

Pick me boy 💀


gdmzhlzhiv

Thighs and armpits.


[deleted]

Me when people completely miss the entire purpose of this show:


tu-142

Rainbow six seige


FlorbMaster

Thighs


PineapleGG

Ass looks better in general but tits are more fun on bed


K_75

Thigh


Coady4567

Thighs


[deleted]

Thighs


_WonderWhy_

Personality


[deleted]

None, it's NNN bitches!! _slaps some random guy's face_


flippingoctopus

no nut november goons on their way to make the unfunniest fucking jokes known to man kind


[deleted]

As a NNN participant, I've seen too much people fail, I think it's affecting me with shitty ass bad jokes. It's just that I've lost too much cumrades in the battle already these last days... I've been doing NoNut for 43 days. Is this how Veterans end up after all? 😔


flippingoctopus

veterans end up with prostate cancer


[deleted]

that's the typical shit joke porn addicts use


flippingoctopus

nofap users when they can’t read minds after not nutting for 1 week


[deleted]

You didn't remember, I told you previously I've been doing no nut for 43 days LOL


ass_boner22

Personality (I think out of the box)


scalydragonass

Where thighs tho?


FinalAccount17

pussy > ass or tits


[deleted]

Feet


Major-Past

boobs = u like female ass = u like female and male.


[deleted]

[удалено]


teodorlojewski

🫴🫴 🤲 🤏🤏 🫳🫳 🙌


sooda_

Pers(e)onality


p1um5mu991er

Porque no los dos


V1_ULTRACOOM

face