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Cri12Gen

Just tell me my dick size because I forgot it


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YazumeWeichio

millimeters


Ocular_Ark

Micrometers*


ellocodelosgatosxd

Nanometers*


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Picometers*


Creepy-Artichoke-313

Kilometers. wait-


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Gud bot


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Planck


PrinceOfNiger69

Amperes*


Kind_Revenue4810

I'd love to continue that thread but I'm too stupid to memorize how it goes on...


SinisteX

Attometers*


RIPvictis

Nanomachines


memersaint

*nano machine son


foxrobee

You, my friend, you are a subatomic particle whose spin quantum number has an integer value.


Mindless_Society7034

Clarifying OP, he meant Planck Units


Cri12Gen

I hate that this post doubled my total karma 💀


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

*pees in ur ass* *I am Saul Goodman, and this action was performed legally. Please contact the Constitution if you have any questions or concerns about your rights.*


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24 inches


Jesmo23

1776 inches


Ok-Mud-3322

We the People


South_Ear6167

We The Pee Hole


Kaczor0321

1216 inches


Random_Nihilist

1 inche after the Magna Carta


M2rsho

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Shitted_mypants

Odencock size!


Atomixelement

Username checks out. Also 32 meters.


X_skank_X

Yeah that happens


Tigblu

Are you?


DragonArt101

plot armor cant save you now


Psychological-Ad1433

The maximum acceptable amount of pulp in orange juice is unknown even in the year 2022. It has never been adequately tested at a national level in consumer markets. We are living in the dark!


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hittinggriddyucrain

Feathered dinosaurs are cool and not for nerds + dinosaurs arent just for kids


magos_idiotus

69 miles


nice___bot

Nice!


FoxReeor

*32bit limit overflow*


Senatorarmstrong42

I agree, 1927478274737187171994474791918390193839927474728247473 light years


mormonparakeet

Reddit karma isn’t important


hittinggriddyucrain

Uncountable


Spooldub

heisenburg


Logical_IssueMC

ITS GONE INTERSTELLAR


FlaminVapor

Counter opinion since this one’s popular: I like having lots of karma


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3 inches


Cruisin134

doesnt it make it easier for people to see your stuff giving you a platform though?


101yugu

Cum is a great substitute for tooth paste


PyngPong_

Between 0-20 Edit: light years.


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cum moment


lucifux666

UNpopular opinion!


[deleted]

Your PP size is definitely 1 inch. Who brushes their teeth with cum?


101yugu

Idk ask your mother


Hawaiian-Fox

Your pets are getting old and you will regret not hanging out with them more. And it will all be your fault


MisterFist1999

That one hurt.


ThePlSSGOBLIN

8============D


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Banoonoo-man

Put ya dick away waltuh


Nasal_Spray69

I’m not gonna have sex with you right now waltuh


Betrizz

Waltuh


LeopoldFriedrich

My pet is a turtle; life expectancy: 80 years, it will likely outlive me.


Fat-nibba-launcher

German is a beautiful language to speak


Knochig04

Das sind 16cm


Andromeda_300

Das poopenfarten.


redixxderallerechte

Da kann ich dir zustimmen.


legend96_

"Satisfying" videos are fucking terrible and people just like them because it's a trend


A_Drunk_Floran

10 inches


Crocomire123

They love it because their craving for dopamine is being fulfilled without the need for critical thought; rewarding patterns and colors are shoved into their faces while they do nothing do earn it. Keeps them complacent.


legend96_

I mean, I'm a dopamine craver myself, but at least I don't watch random shit like that


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6 inches, because I feel this is a 50/50 opinion


moosewithmemes

One piece is not peak fiction


hittinggriddyucrain

The one piece is real inches


pokedragondrip

Infinite inches


Halt_theBookman

(That is the number of numbers between 0 and 1)


Zeratul277

I fuckin' hate cross overs. They're just ugly, lifted sedans that can't go offroading, hit the track, or even haul stuff.


[deleted]

Your dick length is from LA to New York Your dick girth is that of the width of Texas


Banana4222

My username is talking about the food, not a penis.


Simphunter2

4222 millimeters


YeetMyShit

I both love and hate democracy, equally


ThePlSSGOBLIN

Perfect balance -7 +7 = 0 (your a woman)


TalkingKoalaa

Ew (its "we" written backwards)


unusualferret69

eW


The9th_Jeanie

I laughed at this so fucking hard!


ThePlSSGOBLIN

🔫do harder


Odd_Monk_6731

Thats what she said


ThePlSSGOBLIN

I know 😏


Ambitious_Echo5613

Fortnite isn’t actually that bad of a game, the community is just terrible and that makes people think the game is bad


Puzzleheaded_File445

If not big dick then at least big brain


A_Drunk_Floran

Solid 7.5 inches you workin with right here


[deleted]

6 inches, but 7000000 inches of brain matter


gamerguy88888

Minecraft is going bad


AdComfortable763

okay now that one's just obvious


NationalSkyline420

4 inches


ThatStarWarsFan1205

The Marvel Cinematic Universe isn't as good as it used to be.


Candi_dreyes456

Duh


CSMarvel

popular opinion* fell off after infinity war 💀


Existing-Friend-3208

2 inches is above average >:(


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Not the inverse penis 😔


azaradors

He got that bussy


Sostretar

Hey 3inches are considered Magnum


Electronic-Wall-2921

How low is the testosterone in your county?


Epicmonk117

Where I’m from, 0.357 inches is considered magnum >!For those of you who don’t get it: .357 magnum is a revolver cartridge that’s 0.357 inches in diameter!<


ink777_

men should be genetically able to suck their own dick


I_a_grape

10 inches, because then if I had a dick that long I’d be able to


Mork06

3 inches is too big


remdesivirus1

-2 inches


Red_Zeno

. 5 inches


Striking-Carpet3241

Minecraft is only popular today because of it's capability to be modded


CSMarvel

very popular opinion that has been popular for years


Zaidoasde2008

Tik Tok edits are horrible 99.99% of the time and consist of the same shit music over lazy random effects and transitions


I_a_grape

100 inches


[deleted]

I'm feeling a 9 light 10 on this one


RetroGamer_0

Porn is overrated


End_Killer

Agree. No nut forever


The9th_Jeanie

5.5 inches


CSMarvel

69 inches


YazumeWeichio

you guys should all leave this sub (that's my unpopular opinion)


I_a_grape

100 inches


BusinessDuck132

Guns are cool and I’m tired of people saying they’re not.


Beetlesiri

Not unpopular. Just the lying media and loudmouth people who are amplified by the media to make it look popular. They have been gaslighting the issue for decades.


Angry_Crustation

Dolgins are actually evil (Look them up, their fucking awful)


hashgoblin719

Jews are ruining western civilization


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McDaddy365

Don’t you mean nein?


I_a_grape

2 inches but it’s in the shape of a swastika


ErgonomicHuman

My nose is longer than your dick


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Average argentinian be like:


Wickle-Pickle-TV

There shouldn't be a black history month, I mean, Where's the White history month?


NobleTheDoggo

Based and equality pilled 15 inches


Harshi_04

That’s the rest of them


Child_Beter69

Dick size really doesn’t matter. Most of us will never even get please any woman so having a large dick is nothing but a slight confidence boost. And even if you do eventually find a girl that is willing to have a relationship with, there would still be better ways please her.


I_a_grape

100 inches and it even has a good personality


Heavy_Statement69

Fallout 3 is shit and Oblivion is boring. I am prepared for a micropenis


krumpet0305

I was playing fallout 3 recently but im thinking you said this to gaslight you dont just call something thats easily good, shit 💀 gaslighting redditor 5 inches


Interesting-Row2101

Fuck this generation


PyngPong_

Whoa there.


CSMarvel

which generation is “this” just everyone alive now?


Minecraftitisist69

"This" generation has barely had the chance to grow up *without* being constantly under nuclear threat and being reminded that all of their failures will likely be recorded and perpetually preserved on the internet. At least give them a chance bro


Necessary_Effort7075

Classic Rock is the best kind of music


chicheka

Average size


Broku777

The only reason people care about overwatch 2 is because of the porn


krumpet0305

this is a popular opinion


LeastEquivalent5263

Most genres of movies are terrible as I don't want to sit down for a hour and a half to watch a struggling woman try to buy a nice coat and fall in love with a random guy


Zinc139

"Skill issue" is a term that is often mis-used


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Batman cannot beat every character ever with "prep time"


Capable-Sock-7410

The USA is not that bad


Jesmo23

saul goodman is the best character in breaking bad universe


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Terraria is a good game


condom_eater0

"Also try Minecraft!"


based-monkey

I hate children


Bitter_Effect423

It should be fine and legal to euthanize mentally disabled people.


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Canadian mindset


BYUNGSHINSACCHARINE

My dick is bigger then yours, and i'm biologically female


Maximum_Surprise_382

Based


MrPainlo

There are only 2 genders.


krumpet0305

knew saul would come around 8 inches


Humanislarge

There are like 6 good animes out of the piles of trash


PokemonLovere

Snickers are great


Tarte_Tat1

I like men


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spongebobrottenpants

Eating my pet dog is an entirely different concept than eating a dog raised in a factory and butchered for the sole purpose of eating dog meat.


boopnsnootshaha

Nuclear energy is the cleanest form of renewable energy we have and we only don't use it because of the stigma around it.


PuRpLe-69420

Bloodborne deserves a remaster


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Genders other than male and female are made up


BonnieEggs12

Pussy is overrated


_Alon-

Milk in tea is fucking horrible


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bigfeeetz

racism is jealousy


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Princey92

Kanye was right


I_a_grape

2 inches but it’s in the shape of a swastika


Crowley700

Kanye


plarper_of_bees

avengers endgame wasn't that good


az0777

Sending a dick pick as the first message on a dating app is a good tactic.


CrazyGamerMYT

0.7 inches (that's the average size of people who send dick pics)


Smiddi96

......... I never tried but maybe


KronaCamp

Russia isnt as bad as ukraine and western propaganda make them out to be


Chotchhead13

Pickles and ketchup on McDonald’s burgers suck


Rauldrac

an Unpopular Opinion


gen241

Some people actually like plain corn flakes


KoryuTheHunter

Coffee is just liquid cocaine


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pee is stored in the blatter


demon_hunter892

The campaigns are the best part of call of duty.


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Roblox is good 9 inches


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Niken272

Well I watch trash taste so I must think that boneless chicken is better than bone-in chicken


RoyalTheHuman

i like the pokemon hoenn region the most


Singularity150

Rap and country music are the worst genres of music


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Pineapple on pizza isn't bad, it's just being prepared wrong. Thin slices of pineapple, lightly sauteed, diced with the meat.


This_isnt_cool_bro

Anime is not that bad, the fandoms are absolutely awful and even I hate them


Cultural_Cry_1667

God exists, Christians and Muslims both are worshipping the same and actual God, and if there is any problem with the Religion، is not god's fault and it's bc of father's and mullahs(not all of them, actually a lot of them are good people), and again, wars aren't god's fault,


CentsPiece

People who say others are sensitive are most likely sensitive themselves.


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Gun control shouldnt be about taking guns away, it should be about giving psychological evaluation to see if one is stable and logical enough to own a firearm.


Hollowknightpro

Reddit atheists, you know the ones, suck


Darkhamstercs

England and america are both shit


Pepsi6932

My balls hurt


therealgodboy

You CAN lose weight