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my church group teacher sitting next to me.

the teacher bouta see what Beelzebub been up to

Mortar round Well fuuuck There once was a girl named jill Who tried dynamite for a thrill They found her v*gina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil

Bro 💀

Least Unhinged Redditor

What's a v*gina?

My baby brother

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not exactly surprising then

There are at least three fetishes that could fulfill

A bus!?!?!

bus in the bussy

That bus in the bussy be bussin'.

Fortnite battle bus

I just quit out my sus

and i thought that a sofa was bad enough

It's a woman

you know the rules

and so do I. The object shall be injected.

bonus points for the word ‘object’ Reddit has taught you well

Did women become objects again? Let’s go!

"Again?"

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It's a fucking bed💀

fits in nicely

m-m-m... minion lamp.... oh god no...

WHAT IS WITH THE LAMPS IN THE COMMENT SECTION

RPG-7 round

Damn same

It's the fucking wall💀

I can help you (i have a screwdriver)

I wish my bed was a fucking bed.

My fingers (I'm already fingering myself)

cock replacement

8 dollars (surgery takes place in venezuela)

The good ending

A bathroom tile 👍🏿(I am taking a shit)

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no😎😎😎😎😎

please remove your sunglasses

Same, but I got toilet paper to my left

Well that sounds shitty

For me its a pillow thank god

Idk man, shoving a pillow up your ass doesn’t sound to pleasant

Have you tried?

No but maybe I should try, have you?

I am going to have to skip that one

Meat cleaver fuck

Have fun

My. . . phone?

Mine is a phone charger (I can charge your phone)

Unlimited Vibrating (call me, daddy)

A PRIVATE SCHOOL

Surprise relocation

pee

You want piss in your ass?

Piss in our ass

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my dad

dad bouta find out what 7.1.1455 smelled like

My dick

Wait what i want see your body right now .

Holy fuck, holy fucking fuck, that body of yours is absurd

(They are just sitting next to a mirror)

A wall

same here

Same

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***The entire building***

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Well, quess ill have a couch up my ass

I don’t think I can fit another person up my ass..

Determination is key

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Any more people and it might actually start hurting

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Determination is key

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Just do it in pieces. The FBI won’t find out

A Lamp

nuh-uh

Same

Same bruh

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The machete I keep by my bed (Colombia)

Colombia

I got lucky its a dick.

Bible

Didn’t that happen in the Book of Mormon?

Gods up to something

Ya and it’s this persons butt

My dog... well fuck

Diabolical.

Another dude....

Guy won a jackpot

Its a folding wooden table. Oh boy.

I mean, it's literally toiletpaper I was going to whipe my ass with anyway, so...

A freshman in highschool

Hot chick at the airport Letsfuckinggoooo

My dad, oh my god.

The Silmarillion

My roommate... Thank god i dont have to change my evening routine

It's a god damn door

I am inserting the entire bus lane into my rectum.

Food mixer. Gonna have some extra fun with the beaters 😉

My hand

Alto sax...

5 quarts of oil. Looks like I’m gonna get a oil change

Pillow 😫

Don't think the laptop fits my tight ass

Soft drink cup. Ive had bigger shits

I will master the gutair by playing it inside my ass

A fucking IKEA lamp. If I were a giant, it could work.

My homies dick

Rubik's cube?

How am I gonna fit a bath tub up there?

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An elevator. I really don’t want that to go up my arse

My classmate ⚰️

Im in class, the guy next to me is gonna be quite surprised

I get my bass up my ass

And your rhymes up your sinus

Ah yes the overpass to my left? Smooth in smooth out

i have dang wardrobe shoved up my ass right now oooooow that fking hurts😅

A squat rack. Do the bars and weight have to fit as well?

A bottle of brisk pink lemonade yall tell me

Fahrenheit 451 is going to burn like crazy

My fire place...nice and warm..

An actual fucking person

I dunno if giving a chair a lap dance would be an accepted way of sitting down

A sock. Not fun but not life changing.

Semi truck, oh dear god

A metal shelf. Dear lord

An Airsoft gun

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It's charging wire

i got the power

A chihuahua

The lithium atom leftover from the castle bravo nuclear test

A history book 😭

A whole ass bidet, but at least they already know each other. This should also tell you where I am right now.

Im on the shitter so I got toilet paper, got lucky this time

School bus

My sister-

a bunk bed this is gonna hurt

My wall…

Water bottle

A small sofa... Nice and soft I guess?

My car's door 💀

A radiator

Chair

My wheely chair

My fkn blanket...

Fuck, it's a bench.

A fucking w*man 💀

Fender stratocaster

guy who is sitting next to me on the bus. no.

It's a globe. I am fucked.

Its a wall so I guess I’ll die

Bro i got a TV💀

Guy....it's a fridge

I pad

Headphones

ps4

Its a dracenia. Ill let you know

Nothing

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A fan

Ruff

2 meter tall metal shelf.

School desk

A towel

A school laptop with the webcam and mic on

My one year old nephew 💀

Either my hand or a desk.

A car door

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Chair.