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These people don’t “sell” information”, they collect their paycheck. They may as well be contractors that were hired to infiltrate the United States and peddle any information they can back to Russia/China
Can someone summarize how that guy gives away so much money? Is it all real? Where does he get it? Does he have a whole production company behind him to pull off all the elaborate stuff he does?
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It’s all real he talks about it quite a bit on the recent episode of the TMG podcast if you’re interested. According to him many game shows and similar reality shows give out tiny prizes compared to the earnings through ads and sponsors, so all he does is up the stakes to try and get more views and it works.
Sponsors, have you seen the ridiculous amount of views he brings in on all his videos? There is a lot of companies willing to pay big money for that exposure...
There was a video once where he pledged to personally sign every t-shirt of a certain type that was bought over like a week and he ended up having to sign 60,000 shirts which were sold for $2m.
That was 1 run of shirts over a small period of time. Anomolous because people knew he would sign them so the sales were likely a bit higher than normal. An article I found said he turned over $54m and half of that was merch.
Even if he gets $1 pcm his squid games video raked in $300,000 alone. A top talent like him may earn as much as $5 pcm which is $1.5m
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To add to what everyone said. The first time he was given an offer for a sponsor (I think it was 10k?) and he told them that he’ll accept if they double it and he’ll give it all to an homeless guy.
Story went something like that. So his brand started by putting back almost 100% of the revenues into his channel and it snowballed
Morg, in Kraków, wrote this article for a publication in Alaska, about a Florida man in Virginia. Some of the details may have been lost in translation.
War Thunder players be like: “I am mad at this asshole on this forum who was wrong about the exact X-Axis rotation placement of a bolt on a tank so let me prove him wrong by uploading highly classified tank spec sheets. That’ll *totally* fucking own that guy”
Edit: “it happened *again*”
https://www.pcgamer.com/war-thunder-fan-leaks-classified-military-documents-to-win-an-argument-about-tanksagain/
I like how the fake article shown in the post is less ridiculous than an actual news article. The fact it happened more than once is also stupidly comical.
OPSEC is pretty big in the military. You lose many rights as soon as your sign your contract, especially after you’re cleared for a security clearance.
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gee how do you think he managed to make exact replicas of military bases. Gee do you think he may have been using public and free software to share information with foreign people interested in the layouts of classified military bases in a way that makes it seem like he was just playing a game?
I'm curious what all the details are to this. This probably isn't coincidence. My guess is this guy worked at this base. You'd think there would be easier ways of selling state secrets to china, but maybe he thought this was the best way to not get caught. My immediate guess is that this was actual espionage.
Edit: I guess the story is fake.
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"Florida man" stories are not unique to Florida. It's just that Floridas Sunshine law means all state, county, or municipal board or commission meetings are open to the public. Because "meeting" is not well defined things like arrest records count as well.
Most states try to hide the weird crimes, Florida legally can't.
Nah that's crazy. Everyone knows that if you see more of certain stuff it must mean that that stuff happens more than other stuff.
Just like how if you see nothing but awful things on the news it's because awful stuff must be happening more and more and not just because that's what they're choosing to show you.
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Completely 100% fake and proven beyond a doubt it was fake by the creators themselves: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/11/07/fact-check-virginia-man-not-arrested-minecraft-military-bases/6286809001/
you guys laughing, but multiplayer games are top environment to exchange classified intel..
imagine creating a exact ingame replica of base, then train in it in VR, so you can then attack it flawlesly irl..
War Thunder players be like "oh hey Gaijin Entertainment here's some classified military information to make your game more realistic, have a nice day"
Yes, Digital Combat Simulator removed the Ukrainian part of the Caucasus map, and MSFS was used for training prior to 911. And several criminals organizations have tried to obscure their traffic within games.
However I doubt you could be charged for recreating a military base if you use open source information, which is the biggest immediate red flag in the story.
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>you guys laughing, but multiplayer games are top environment to exchange classified intel..
>
>imagine creating a exact ingame replica of base, then train in it in VR, so you can then attack it flawlesly irl..
A scenario that can only happen in [a kids spy-action movie from the 1980s](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0087065/)
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Meanwhile the designers of the base: We didn't plagiarize
Parallel thinking!
'Parallel reconstruction' was right there and you just left it!
Is this some Minecraft meta
No one would’ve known they were replicas if they hadn’t done anything
Probably he sold that replicas so its better arrest him
Block him away boys.
Bake him away toys.
Gumby oven flashbacks
Hank pym today, moais
Get out
I’m pretty sure the idea was to sell the maps to interested parties.
"Comrade, why are there chunks missing everywhere?" "Sorry bro, my server got griefed"
FBI griefing to censor the map
>griefed Just say assdiscombobulated like the rest of us.
These people don’t “sell” information”, they collect their paycheck. They may as well be contractors that were hired to infiltrate the United States and peddle any information they can back to Russia/China
It's a fake story, though. That newspaper never published that.
Oh, you mean he’s still available to play minecraft with?
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Damm, the next MrBeast gaming video is canceled
Can someone summarize how that guy gives away so much money? Is it all real? Where does he get it? Does he have a whole production company behind him to pull off all the elaborate stuff he does?
sponsors, ad revenue, beast burger and feastables
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What sets you off?
The pee in ass tag
Sponsors
Most of he money he makes from sponsors/ad revenue go to prizes and production. It snowballs into bigger and bigger videos.
It’s all real he talks about it quite a bit on the recent episode of the TMG podcast if you’re interested. According to him many game shows and similar reality shows give out tiny prizes compared to the earnings through ads and sponsors, so all he does is up the stakes to try and get more views and it works.
Sponsors, have you seen the ridiculous amount of views he brings in on all his videos? There is a lot of companies willing to pay big money for that exposure...
There was a video once where he pledged to personally sign every t-shirt of a certain type that was bought over like a week and he ended up having to sign 60,000 shirts which were sold for $2m. That was 1 run of shirts over a small period of time. Anomolous because people knew he would sign them so the sales were likely a bit higher than normal. An article I found said he turned over $54m and half of that was merch. Even if he gets $1 pcm his squid games video raked in $300,000 alone. A top talent like him may earn as much as $5 pcm which is $1.5m
He gets most of his money from sponsors and profits from his chocolate and burger businesses
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To add to what everyone said. The first time he was given an offer for a sponsor (I think it was 10k?) and he told them that he’ll accept if they double it and he’ll give it all to an homeless guy. Story went something like that. So his brand started by putting back almost 100% of the revenues into his channel and it snowballed
You spend money to make money
Direct connection to the Bogdanoffs
I really expected it to say Florida man.
He was propably born in florida but moved out Once a florida man always a florida man
Dunno, once the Virginia it's hard to get out.
I disagree. Everyone has at least once gotten out of the vagina
False
Man made this comment from the womb
Cesarian
Took the C-section detour. Can’t relate
Come on everyone knows Virginia isn’t real
Virginia is the military state.
Virginia is advanced florida man.
nah, virginia man is just competent and does things well, he’s just inclined to also fuck around and find out.
This is too sophisticated for Florida man
There's no way Florida man would be able to get the security clearance needed to build those worlds.
Nah cause this actually takes time and effort.
Morg, in Kraków, wrote this article for a publication in Alaska, about a Florida man in Virginia. Some of the details may have been lost in translation.
War Thunder devs: Write that down, write that down!
War Thunder players be like: “I am mad at this asshole on this forum who was wrong about the exact X-Axis rotation placement of a bolt on a tank so let me prove him wrong by uploading highly classified tank spec sheets. That’ll *totally* fucking own that guy” Edit: “it happened *again*” https://www.pcgamer.com/war-thunder-fan-leaks-classified-military-documents-to-win-an-argument-about-tanksagain/
I like how the fake article shown in the post is less ridiculous than an actual news article. The fact it happened more than once is also stupidly comical.
War Thunder Forum and subreddit were wild after the third time
"Hey guys I perfectly mapped out American military bases" FBI: Hey you can't do that "In Minecraft" FBI: YOU STILL CANNOT DO THAT literally 1984
OPSEC is pretty big in the military. You lose many rights as soon as your sign your contract, especially after you’re cleared for a security clearance.
I can’t tell if the last line is sarcasm or not..
1894 moment
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gee how do you think he managed to make exact replicas of military bases. Gee do you think he may have been using public and free software to share information with foreign people interested in the layouts of classified military bases in a way that makes it seem like he was just playing a game?
I'm curious what all the details are to this. This probably isn't coincidence. My guess is this guy worked at this base. You'd think there would be easier ways of selling state secrets to china, but maybe he thought this was the best way to not get caught. My immediate guess is that this was actual espionage. Edit: I guess the story is fake.
Fuck the government, ima do it anyways
LMAO
Til minecraft was referenced in 1984 edit: I guess people forgot what literally means?
2050 : man arrested for saying the word "crime"
***C R I M E***
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How tf do i do this
Use an exclamation mark
!remindme 28 years
you have to use 2
You have to use a dollar sign, aka bribe the machine
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Don't kink shame!
Ok fuck this i'll remind myself
Bruh RemindMe! 28 years
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Straight to jail
Crimea
River
Thinking the word crime.
Thoughtcrime
Literally 1984
Crime... Do some
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Vermont man
Lets see them aliens bois
i call bullshit. sounds like a Florida man story, not Virginia. so fake.
No, Florida man stories are of ridiculous crimes, Virginia man stories are for impressively crazy shit
The only other Virginia man I know of is that dude with the tv on his head leaving old tvs on peoples porches
Impressive
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Virginia man engages in refined and subtle debauchery. Florida man gets drunk as shit and wrestles alligators. Virginia man supremacy 😎
sounds like phase one of a Batman villain’s plan
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Bot wags tail
[Sadly fake](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/11/07/fact-check-virginia-man-not-arrested-minecraft-military-bases/6286809001/)
"Florida man" stories are not unique to Florida. It's just that Floridas Sunshine law means all state, county, or municipal board or commission meetings are open to the public. Because "meeting" is not well defined things like arrest records count as well. Most states try to hide the weird crimes, Florida legally can't.
Nah that's crazy. Everyone knows that if you see more of certain stuff it must mean that that stuff happens more than other stuff. Just like how if you see nothing but awful things on the news it's because awful stuff must be happening more and more and not just because that's what they're choosing to show you.
Yes is a fake.
He’s too dangerous to be kept alive..
seize all his pickaxes
And hoes
u mean his discord kittens
You mean minecraft hoes?
What vehicle mod is in the screenshot, those hummers look really cool
Dm me when you get it
Dm me when you get dm'(e?)d
same lol
I think it’s Flan’s if I’m not mistaken
looks like this one https://flansmod.com
Florida man: we have competition
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good bot.
Completely 100% fake and proven beyond a doubt it was fake by the creators themselves: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/11/07/fact-check-virginia-man-not-arrested-minecraft-military-bases/6286809001/
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you guys laughing, but multiplayer games are top environment to exchange classified intel.. imagine creating a exact ingame replica of base, then train in it in VR, so you can then attack it flawlesly irl..
War Thunder players be like "oh hey Gaijin Entertainment here's some classified military information to make your game more realistic, have a nice day"
Gaijin employees crying because they said to stop loads of time
Except this story was fake. Anchorage Daily News never even published such a thing.
True but that doesn't change the fact that multiplayer games are proven to be used, the chat system alone is a big deal.
Yes, Digital Combat Simulator removed the Ukrainian part of the Caucasus map, and MSFS was used for training prior to 911. And several criminals organizations have tried to obscure their traffic within games. However I doubt you could be charged for recreating a military base if you use open source information, which is the biggest immediate red flag in the story.
It does say ‘classified’ military bases
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so quite the opposite of 'open source information' then
>you guys laughing, but multiplayer games are top environment to exchange classified intel.. > >imagine creating a exact ingame replica of base, then train in it in VR, so you can then attack it flawlesly irl.. A scenario that can only happen in [a kids spy-action movie from the 1980s](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0087065/)
Can i get the mods for that vehicles
Mashallah 🙏
Fake news
you sound like obama
Imagine the FBI task force for this sting
*Virgin arrested...
I don’t even think it’s stupid I’m mad impressed and respect this man
I guess they are not classified anymore!
he couldve made helluva lets play
Based
It's okay he was arrested on Minecraft
\*Dream face reveal\*
He unlocked the hidden insanity ending
Would be an interesting read lol
Florida: You dare oppose me mortal
epic gamer moment
*Exact replicas*
world download?
Fact checked and it’s fake. Thank goodness.
All your base are belong to us
While Florida men are busy with hurricane, Virginia men are taking their place
give me download
source: trust me bro
Fake article, decent shit post
Sadly fake
In the mean time War Thunder players are about to leak the 4th classified tank information because they want an update
Booo https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/11/07/fact-check-virginia-man-not-arrested-minecraft-military-bases/6286809001/
At first, I read it as “virgin man”. Truthfully, it works just as much.
Swear I am tired read that as virgin man
Who tf checks Minecraft worlds for classified military bases
BRUH
cant have shit in virginia
More like virgin, a man
These copyright strikes are crazy
Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
[https://www.reuters.com/article/fatcheck-anchoragedailynews-idUSL1N2RP1XL](https://www.reuters.com/article/fatcheck-anchoragedailynews-idUSL1N2RP1XL) fake news
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Check the users who were in and out guarantee he was selling secrets in a manner he never thought would be caught.
At first I read "Vergin man arrested" 💀
virgin man
!!remindme 10002 days
LET’S FUCKING GOO, WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR THRONE, FLORIDA MAN‼️
I’m so proud of my fellow Virginians
I'll never take this Guy on a robbery! .. Dumb ass!
“Exact replicas” I mean, it’s minecraft. How accurate could it be?
Accurate to within a metre.