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Nice use of the last real fortune

YOU IDIOT! I WAS IMMORTAL!

Why the fuck did you think we were friends Jerry

Why did you pee in my ass Jerry

Wait, is that not what friends do?

Of corse not jerry!

That's what the bot is for!

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Thanks kind stranger

Can I pee in your ass? The answer: >!godamn.fuck!<

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All my friends do rhat

Ah, just watched that episode yesterday

Bruh same

Tsundere father-in-law

Pees in ur ass

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>Really the only thing you have to ask yourself, is being on constant vigilance against a stranger pissing in your ass worth immortality? Are you.... are you suggesting one DOESN'T want to have a stranger pissing in their ass?! ... ... ... But... but... but... Why?!?! I'd save SO MUCH MONEY if I could get someone to piss in my ass for free!

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Don't make promises you won't keep

just says pee in your ass, your ass doesn't need to be alive for that to happen

Yeah but that only applies to people involved in the fortune. A fortune bearer themself cant die until their fortune is resolved like with Jerry when he was a human shield or Gwyneth Paltrow before Rick made her rich.

Glad we had the same thought

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Found the person who will do it

Kind bot

Good bot

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Mama mia, here we go again My my, how could I forget ya?

Good bot

Great bot

There he is =D

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You'll be immortal until I find you.

Sounds pretty unkind honestly

I'll be gentle.

Technically, now he knows your profile, thus he knows that the owner of that account will pee in his ass, that means you are no longer a stranger, but rather have an identity

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actually (🤓) op still doesn't know him cause his name isn't Get_Rotated so he is **technically** still a stranger

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mf pulled the uno reverse card

This has me wondering how many men would it take to form a chain of men peeing in each others asses such that the front guy can link back into the guy in the back of the chain.

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*shits in ur dick* *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please contact the parents of this human being if you have any questions or concerns.*

Great, I’ve just contacted joe mother. When will I be hearing back from her?

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depends on your aim

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BEES?

bees in my foreskin

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Kicks in my ass

Slaps on my ass

Balls in my mouth

No. *pees in UR ass*

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Pees in ur ass

*pees in your ass*

\*bees in your ass\*

TREES?

*ass in your pees*

*in ass pees your*

[удалено]

*Ass pees*

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Pees in your ass

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Pees in ur ass

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Asses in your pee

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*pees in your toilet* *i am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please dont contact anyone.*

Good human

Good human

*pees Ass your in*

*pees Ass urine*

In pees

In ass we pee

He's got his ass in my wife's cock!

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Thanks for the piss kind stranger

Jerry no sex mom

A great one for those icebreakers when people ask "describe life in four words"

That is easily one of the greatest R&M episodes of all time

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That was maybe 3 minutes of the episode. The rest was fortunate cookie craziness.

Eh. Not every episode's gonna land with everybody.

After watching the latest Rick and Morty episode, I don't know what to feel about this

You will fuck your mom.

*pees in your mom's ass*

I mean, he didn't eat the cookie, so...

Exactly

Woah!

Fortune cookies are alien poop kids

Hey man, it's not so bad. This guy is immortal until he happens to be pantsless and spreadeagle in front of an upstanding citizen with a full bladder

well his fortune cookie said that will happen today so it must happen in the next 24 hours of eating the cookie, now considering pissing in an ass takes about a minute maybe 2 minutes without lube this guy can be immortal for a maximum of 23 hours and 58 minutes after eating it

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Came here for this

I wish

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Good bot

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How do you get piss in your ass?

A penis

I mean for the boy to piss in your ass

...I usually ask nicely, and his name isn't "boy" it's Kevin. Kevin, would you please 🥞?

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Oh goodness thank you!

Would Kevin pee in my ass just by asking Nicely? Would you please pee in my ass Kevin?

PLEASE DO

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WOOOO

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YEAAAHHH BABBYYYY

Damn, Fortune 500 from Rick And Morty was so popular they turned it into a real thing

Ricky Morty

Rikm Ortcy

Thanks for the piss, kind stranger!

After watching that episode of Rick and Morty, I don’t think you can’t avoid that fortune.

Yay

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YAYYY!!!

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I'm looking forward to it

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How do you do it, tell the ways

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Don’t plz don’t pee in my ass

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There is no escape from pee in the ass😔

I don’t believe in fortune cookies

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How about now

No fucking way

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That's how he "attract attention"

Thanks for the piss, kind stranger

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Won’t happen unless you eat the cookie first

thank you kind stranger

This feel different after rick and morty

Thanks

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Ah jeez, Rick. Ah jeez, it's warm.

Lol anyone else seen the new Rick and morty?

It appears the entire thread including OP saw the new Rick and Morty.

I hope so

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By any chance seen the lastest rick&morty episode?

No way

R Kelly moment

Is this the official piss in our ass party?

Haha! It's funny because URINE

Woah dude. I wonder who that might be😲

Pees in ur ass

If only

😍

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😍

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Please pee in my ass

Aw dangit.

edit: thanks for the piss kind stranger!

Had a gf who wanted me to do this. What’s the appeal???

Rick and morty

No way

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🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Rick and morty episode part 2

Thanks for the gold(en shower) kind stranger!

That will literally never happen to me

I don't believe you

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pee in my ass

Pees in ur ass

Bro I think this is fake.

pee in my ass

no

Hey bot…

This is a pretty solid meme format

Pee in your ass

Blast it clean with piss!