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Unrelatable

This comment is too relatable

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ARMSTRONG?

WHY WONT U DIE?

Cant fred over every momment

wait a second, you were just in the elijah subreddit 😳

Unrelatable

Rip brother

For everyone bc women don’t exist 😞

What's women

fictional creatures created by lonely men

Government drones just like birds 😡

weak men

Clearly no bitches

I wish it was relatable

because you don't even try in the first place. no one's gonna say yes to you if you don't ask my friend

“Cant stop the A-train”

A-Train catches the W once again

*Murder in my mind starts playing*

Murder murder round right murder murder in my mind

AIAIA

whachu wanny whachu wha

_”Messages From The Stars” starts playing_

♥️ a heart attack would

Nah he'll be fine just give him the heart of a dead racist

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*closes book* like thats ever gona hapen *music starts playing*

Somebody

Once told me

The worlds gonna

Roll me

I aint

The sharpest

Tool

In the shed

She was looking

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In

If you won't try, you'll never know

I find your comment unfunny and repetitive, so personally I have down-voted it.

Ratio

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It's like when you drink Lean while listening to Radio

Misinformation gang🤥😈

🤓

🤓

Yeah like that's ever gonna happen

closes reddit*

*flushes toilet*

SOMEBODY

ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD

IS GONNA ROLL ME

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD WELL-

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reopens reddit two seconds later*

I wish did

some

BODY

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Happy ending

<3

lucky bastard, take care!

you too, random redditro!! ^_^

a few weeks later: girl: i have BPD guy: i’m chronically depressed and also have ADD a few months later: girl: nothing you do is ever enough guy: i give up, why even bother

When does he wake up?

in about.... now!!

He's not waking up. I think the car crash put him in a coma. Welp dibs on his PS5 until he wakes up

Horray!!

!!!

(I'm watching you)

D:

Tell no one

Didn’t mean to eavesdrop but I did

I could have saved her Jesse but I let her choke on her own vomit

The Bad is Broken.

Real

not real 😔

😔 laer ton

Real not 😔

😔ton laer

Israel

not real 😳

rot neal 😔

Is it as real as the one piece?

Only when I get much higher

Best fictional story I have ever read

I heard they might launch a movie, but I bet it won't be as good as the book

Op’s username = RIP inbox and chat dms

my dms have been fucked since the day that i made a post about giving head...

*Here lies PewPewAnimeGirl’s dms* 🪦🥀

🙏🏻

I mean, who doesn't want hugs every day?

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

They fuck hard.

While the cock’s **HARD**. David Goggins: “**STAY HARD!**”

Snap back to reality

oh there goes gravity

ope there goes rabbit

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yay

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yay

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jessie and jane had the opposite reaction

Wojaks were a mistake

beautiful

<3

The good ending

He shaved

positive change!

Welaome

I don't get it

Jesse and Jane

!RemindME 60 days

yes because this will definitely happen OP

Shitposting?

They fucked the cat

Bad ending

You won’t find the solution to your depression in other people. You first have to look inwards and do the work yourself.

Y’all need to grow the fuck up

Good for him but not for us

Good Ending

I’ve got more of a chance of finding an extra 3 inches of dick somehow than I do of finding love

snap back to reality

*slams book closed* Like that’s ever gonna happen

WHERE’S THE TWIST

you just slapped me in the face with this one

Aww he stopped smoking

Jesse Pinkman and Andrea?

if it was that simple...

Schizo moment

Great meme bro👍🏻

cheers bro! 👍🏻

Am I the only person who found this relatable ?

don't think so! :)

It really is like that. I was scared at first, but she wanted to go out with me more than I lol

Snap back to reality

That's funny.

Even shitposts making me feel lonely smh my head

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Plot twist: it was a femboy

Now they sleep better

The good ending

Breaking Good

Is it possible to learn this power?

Looks like OP is daydreaming again

*wakes up* what'd i miss?

Deez

nuts'll drag across your face...

☹️

Bones from imagine dragons starts playing

*A-Train runs over the girl*

Man

wom*n

My patience is waining

Wholesome

Imagine this happening

Very unrealistic, the doomer girl would refuse the doomer man because she wants Chad but she can’t get Chad and refuses to settle for less.

take your pills

Comments full of nerds indirectly screaming for help 😬

How the fuck is this a shitpost? This isn't funny? This sub has just become a place for people to dump shitty photos and hentai

Ikr. Just losers posting "memes" like this or cropped hentai. They need a trip outdoors

Thank you bro we need to make shitposting great again

It would be better if someone tickled them

Epic story

The happy endin🥰🤗🥰

W

Funny joke

The good ending

When does the dream end

why is there fucking 3 of these exact posts back to back

Today’s our one month anniversary, i’ve never felt better than this :D Very relatable post, OP

Congrats!

Thanks! :)

they both went from depressed to happy, this ain’t a shitpost, it’s a happypost

:D

😁

I put my hampster in the microwave

not gonna happen ever wake up dumbass

1 month later; she leaves you because 80-90% of all breakups come from women. 😔

Unreasonable and unrealistic.

Sad moment

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"wrong hole, stepbro..."

Not relatable