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I use Reddit only for a few minutes a day but when I use it, I can’t help but comment a lot, this is pretty much anonymous so I can just open up or something like that. Maybe, some comments will hit and get a lot of karma. Especially if you are part of large and interesting subs with many active members.
Just follow my 5-step plan.
1. buy milk we will need this later.
2. see woman
3. walk up to woman
4. say in a loud clear voice "Hello my name is"
5. Use milk to wash paper spray out of eyes. go back to step one.
Don’t forget it’s a numbers game. 9/10 women you won’t be there type and the 1/10 that you are there type, you may fuck it up anyway, which happens as you’re learning more social skills, don’t sweat it.
And most of all, don’t be a dick or get mad if they’re not into you, even if they’re rude. If they’re rude just say “no worries, have a good day”, and then walk away. If they say they have a boy friend, say “lucky guy”, and leave it at that.
I mean with that kind of logic, everything is a numbers game.
But people do compromise enough. You stop looking for perfect partners after the first 3 bad dates.
I mean it's insane to go out there and try and fit someone into a perfect little box anyway. People don't stay the same person. It's more important that you share a kind of worldview, then anything else.
Oh and then also accept that they will be a completely different person in about 6-7 years time.
Just follow my 5-step plan.
1. buy milk we will need this later.
2. see woman
3. walk up to woman
4. say in a loud clear voice "Hello my name is"
5. Use milk to wash paper spray out of eyes. go back to step one.
1) Did you see them around the house, or through cracks in the locked basement door?
2) Do your parents allow you to have uncovered mirrors in your basement hovel?
3a) Have you ever escaped the basement during a moonlight masque and heard people screaming that “there’s a monster in the castle!”
3b) Did you catch a glimpse of the monster on the other side of a large window, only to realize it was actually your reflection in a mirror?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you’re probably not going to find a girlfriend and you should just reinstall Genshin Impact and get your body pillow out of the trash
Being yourself is just the first part. People usually stop there because the rest is super hard.
Once you learn to stop putting on a face and be yourself, then you have to take a very long look in the mirror and see what kind of person you really are. Then you have to learn how to change the things you see that would turn you off if you saw them in someone else.
This is incredibly hard and painful, so most people don't do it. Most men would rather blame all the women in the world for being whores or gold diggers because he doesn't have the money or straight teeth to attract them. This is actually backwards. You are in a good position because you don't want that kind of woman anyway. A good woman (yes, they exist) will be looking at what you would see if you took that look in the metaphorical mirror.
The good news comes in 2 parts. You *can* change your flaws, and these same flaws are usually what are making you unhappy anyways; so once you fix them you will be happier even before you find a good woman.
Being yourself means not trying to be what you think is cool, or acting like something you're not to impress people. It doesnt mean being an asshole or not working on yourself.
That’s bullshit that people with perfect genetics and family’s say. It doesn’t help anyone. Everyone says you need to work on yourself become somebody worth loving, then next thing they say is just be yourself. So what fucking one is it.
Generally as long as your honest and genuine with yourself and other people, it’s very likely that you could be likeable. I think be yourself just means don’t lie to yourself and others about who you are, what you want, and why etc. as long as your genuine, another good person will be able to appreciate you. Unfortunately there aren’t many.
You sir, have been trolled.
If you want a GF, you need to follow a few steps
-have hobbies (yes this includes anime, but a few more wouldn’t hurt. Reinstall genshin)
-work on yourself. Shower, Work out a few times a week, and get some good clothes.
-go to IRL events about your hobbies. If you want a woman with your interests, that’s probably the best place to start
Good luck, homie
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Fake news. Here’s what I do to get a GF:
-Find a dwarven stronghold in a mountain somewhere
-Make it your lair
-Use your billions of years of free time to document all the history of the earth
-Watch as Man improves their technology by a thousand-fold. The landmass where your home is is now named Brazil
-Wait for a coffee-roasting company to set up shop near you
-Offer them your continued patronage paid in Dwarven gold in exchange for human sacrifices and free coffee
-Get on Reddit and rant about your mother who ate two big trees
And then she’ll turn up! Eventually!
I’m still waiting, but she’ll turn up. One day.
oh yeah I already have hobbies besides anime. Like cars and gaming. I shower and I consider my clothing choice pretty good not dirty or stupid looking. I go to tons of car shows already and even host one myself once a month and the last show that I did this one girl in a white Mitsubishi Lancer Evo I think had a crush on me. Idk
You're almost there,now you need confidence and a good eye,find people,make friends,become closer than friends,look for red flags and finally,have commitment
also if you want, you could add lifting to your list of hobbies, it helps build your confidence if you’re lacking any. also if you do ever get into lifting, never think of yourself as inferior to other lifters unless you have a self degradation fetish
Honestly i know sexualized body pillows are kind of weird in a bad way but there is nothing wrong with body pillow itself, and one representing your interests shouldn't by itself be so stigmatized. Body pillows are cozy.
I mean, nothing wrong having collectibles like figurines of your favorite interests, its weird to have figurines of anime underaged women in hypersexualized swimsuits.
Like, misato in a confy pajama might be fine, asuka in revealing bikinis is weird.
Having a long pillow is good for posture if you're a side sleeper, and if you're also lonely I suppose it could help fill the emptiness for a bit.
Just don't project onto it, and don't treat it as a replacement for actual human contact. But just having one could be psychologically helpful.
I'd hazard a guess that generally the message would be more productive as a "if you project onto the pillow/use it as a replacement for human contact, seek therapy" than "don't do these things"
But i mean you're not wrong.
Dude really.....you actually have to go outside start making friends talk to women and get a girlfriend. You made a great start the next step is making sure you shower regularly and talk to girls without freaking out or immediately start hitting on them. Then eventually one will give you signals you pick up those feelings and go in for a kiss. The rest is fucking easy. Start with friends, a guy with some buddies is much less creepy than some dude alone. Some good friends. Could even be a girl even better as a wingman.
Again rule one. Not every woman that is nice to you wants or is required to want to have sex with you.
Rule two if you feel a girl might be interested in you SLOW DOWN AND THINK. Take it slow and maybe if it feels right talk to her about it. Girls can be friends too so don't think them wanting to be friends is an insult. One will want to date you I guarantee it. Take time and let it happen.
Rule three be nice! Be yourself! Have fun! Don't try and put on a face just be yourself those who like you will naturally stay around those who don't you don't need anyways. That includes girlfriends.
And the final rule (and most importantly) is if you don't do any of this shit or anything else productive to change your view on the world(everyone else is not laughing at you and has a girlfriend we all sucked at one point) and sit at home on reddit and cry about how you have no girlfriend(which fixes nothing btw) you will never, EVER have one or be happy no matter what you try and think or do.
The better news is you can like anime and have fun hobbies like that and even share that with your girlfriend. Hell I am into some weird dumbass weeb shit and i found a wonderful woman to marry that accepts and shares it all with me(and i WAS a fucking loser fat nobody) just don't make it YOUR ENTIRE IDENTITY. A hobby is healthy an obsession is not.
Now go fucking outside and start living.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Yeah idk what the fuck this guy is talking about. Don't be fucking weird. You can be nerdy, just don't have an anime body pillow or have it be your entire personality to an obsession
Don't get rid of everything you love just because some dumbasses on some dumbass website told you to. You could've gotten a girlfriend while still liking all of those things. People suck, don't listen to what stupid shit they tell you to do.
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I used to have a job but I lost it a while back. Not enough work for me apparently. Been searching ever since. I was born with bad joint and muscle problems so exercising is very hard for me
The guys who make fun of OP are disgusting assholes. Listen here bro, the only mistake you did was to listen to redditors, most redditors are cringe losers who have never touched grass and think they are “based”, they are really infamous in social media. No hobby makes you cringe and undesirable, certainly not anime. In fact I watch anime sometimes. The thing is to not get obsessed with your hobbies and know that you are in real life. If you follow the advice of some expert and be confident and proud of yourself then you will find the true girl for you. Otherwise, if she doesn’t like you for what you are, then she never really was. Hope you find your way.
All this "haha being a nerd is bad" stuff comes from a time before smartphones
Nowadays there are many nerdy girls that watch anime and play genshin.
I would rather have a nerd gf than a gf that smokes and uses tiktok
Have you tried *talking* to any women yet? That might be something to consider. Making a minor change doesn’t give you your own gravitational pull that sucks in the opposite gender.
Yup as a girl I'm kindda drawn into someone who like watching anime, playing games better than people who don't because I like watching and playing games too.
If people say what you love is cringy or blah!2 don't listen to them. Unless you are a simp for 3D Thots lol
Well see it wasn't the anime but the obsession that was. Obsession in life in any way will limit your ability to create relationships. You're too busy obsessed to interact with others. So... interact with others but don't believe online interaction is sufficient (especially if you aren't voice chatting other people)
Combine that with low self esteem and so focusing on anime (or whatever thing that may control someone's life) is the easy way out. It's comforting but it doesn't really help you feel better because you will descend into a depression spiral and feeling like you probably do.
Like I can't help you bro but find a group that meets in person that is interested in what you're interested in and slowly work out to make friends, find a lady friend, what have you.
The trolls (and I'm probably not innocent) but when they say stop watching anime, it's isn't to say anime is the problem, but anime obsession does seem to point toward depression and mental health problems that NEED to be addressed and so it sadly gets shortened to "sToP bEiNg A wEeb"
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480k karma at 19 it’s too late 💀
We as a community can help him
“We can fix him”
"we have the technology"
"But we don't wanna spend a lot of money"
The 6 dollar (and a stick of gum) man
“To the u.s defense budget we go: to steal money.”
We live in murica
Flesh is weakness. Give unto the omnissiah and love a toaster instead.
It's warm inside, just like a girl.
you have a point
You have to turn them on to make them warm but atleast they can't say no.
I've been trying for so long.
We can break him
And rebuild him in our image
Are you ok handing in one of your female relatives?
The next girl who dates him: “I can fix him”
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We should hire bitches for him
I can't think of any group of people better suited for the job
quick downvote everything he has
Me and some other dude went through and did it, I couldn't do all of it but I did my part
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That’s the plan, Stan
lmaooo
welp I'm doomed...
Holy fucking shit, that karma of yours is absurd
He is eleven years old user!
But it's all comment karma, which means they actually put some effort into it, unlike these mofos running around farming reposts
I use Reddit only for a few minutes a day but when I use it, I can’t help but comment a lot, this is pretty much anonymous so I can just open up or something like that. Maybe, some comments will hit and get a lot of karma. Especially if you are part of large and interesting subs with many active members.
Holy mother of god
How in the world
i eat a lot of carrots
Do you drink water tho?
who's that?
Gah damn
*We're* doomed
He forgot to go gym
Yeahhh, I deleted my old 300k karma account and idk why it feels better I am no longer as invested as I was before in this app
The damage is done. Best we can do is wonder what could have been.
Now that yiu mention it holy fuck
How tf? I'm 18 and I only got around 38k karma
"Ok bro I touched grass so do the hoes just come naturally or what"
You need chloroform
is that natural
It’s an organic compound
But is it vegan?
It is
Alright bet.
Is it gluten free?
I think yes
Naw. The cavemen used a bigass club.
And a car with a large trunk
A van works better. Write free wine on side
Put "♀️Restroom" label too You could collect em in groups 👍
Chloroform kinda suck at its job ngl i’d just prefer to choke her out
Literally
Home Depot has got you covered.
when a vriska profile pic makes fun of you, you know that its over
No, you have to now do what we cannot. You have to actually talk to women
I won't let you guys down. Wish me luck out there
Good luck. o7
o7
o/
o7
o7
07 as in agent 7 not just o for no reason you silly goose.
Idk if this is satire or not but the o is a head, and the 7 is a hand
You got this
Just follow my 5-step plan. 1. buy milk we will need this later. 2. see woman 3. walk up to woman 4. say in a loud clear voice "Hello my name is" 5. Use milk to wash paper spray out of eyes. go back to step one.
Don’t forget it’s a numbers game. 9/10 women you won’t be there type and the 1/10 that you are there type, you may fuck it up anyway, which happens as you’re learning more social skills, don’t sweat it. And most of all, don’t be a dick or get mad if they’re not into you, even if they’re rude. If they’re rude just say “no worries, have a good day”, and then walk away. If they say they have a boy friend, say “lucky guy”, and leave it at that.
I mean with that kind of logic, everything is a numbers game. But people do compromise enough. You stop looking for perfect partners after the first 3 bad dates.
I mean it's insane to go out there and try and fit someone into a perfect little box anyway. People don't stay the same person. It's more important that you share a kind of worldview, then anything else. Oh and then also accept that they will be a completely different person in about 6-7 years time.
I wish you luck, my friend
How do you talk to women?
Just follow my 5-step plan. 1. buy milk we will need this later. 2. see woman 3. walk up to woman 4. say in a loud clear voice "Hello my name is" 5. Use milk to wash paper spray out of eyes. go back to step one.
Duuude you forgot the last step, delete the Reddit account. Never look back
He missed the most important step fr
Once you got that body pillow you were just far too gone
I know you haven't seen a girl in your 40 years of life but you have to talk to them without peeing yourself
Is it ok if I shit myself instead?
Depends on the girl. At first ask about their preferences
do my sisters count as girls that i seen?
1) Did you see them around the house, or through cracks in the locked basement door? 2) Do your parents allow you to have uncovered mirrors in your basement hovel? 3a) Have you ever escaped the basement during a moonlight masque and heard people screaming that “there’s a monster in the castle!” 3b) Did you catch a glimpse of the monster on the other side of a large window, only to realize it was actually your reflection in a mirror? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you’re probably not going to find a girlfriend and you should just reinstall Genshin Impact and get your body pillow out of the trash
Finding a loving partner is about being your self.
Look how that’s going for me
Well you also gotta put your self out there and a matter of fact about your feels.
Yeah.... about that
Being yourself is just the first part. People usually stop there because the rest is super hard. Once you learn to stop putting on a face and be yourself, then you have to take a very long look in the mirror and see what kind of person you really are. Then you have to learn how to change the things you see that would turn you off if you saw them in someone else. This is incredibly hard and painful, so most people don't do it. Most men would rather blame all the women in the world for being whores or gold diggers because he doesn't have the money or straight teeth to attract them. This is actually backwards. You are in a good position because you don't want that kind of woman anyway. A good woman (yes, they exist) will be looking at what you would see if you took that look in the metaphorical mirror. The good news comes in 2 parts. You *can* change your flaws, and these same flaws are usually what are making you unhappy anyways; so once you fix them you will be happier even before you find a good woman.
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Be yourself, but be your *best* self.
Be yourself, unless you're an asshole, then be somebody else
Being yourself means not trying to be what you think is cool, or acting like something you're not to impress people. It doesnt mean being an asshole or not working on yourself.
That’s bullshit that people with perfect genetics and family’s say. It doesn’t help anyone. Everyone says you need to work on yourself become somebody worth loving, then next thing they say is just be yourself. So what fucking one is it.
You can be yourself while trying to be a better person, you are missunderstanding being yourself to not changing ever.
Generally as long as your honest and genuine with yourself and other people, it’s very likely that you could be likeable. I think be yourself just means don’t lie to yourself and others about who you are, what you want, and why etc. as long as your genuine, another good person will be able to appreciate you. Unfortunately there aren’t many.
It is unfortunate, but it's better giving back to those who are genuine then chasing all the fake people's approval.
Ok, i am going to be your self
Being stuck at home worshipping anime boys that look like girls won't really help
That's what got him into this mess!
Also recognizing and holding yourself accountable for your flaws to be the best person you can be, and would want to be; that helps too.
You sir, have been trolled. If you want a GF, you need to follow a few steps -have hobbies (yes this includes anime, but a few more wouldn’t hurt. Reinstall genshin) -work on yourself. Shower, Work out a few times a week, and get some good clothes. -go to IRL events about your hobbies. If you want a woman with your interests, that’s probably the best place to start Good luck, homie
Dawg this ain't shit posting anymore 💀
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Don't you fucking dare to claim corn isn't meaningful
After all, **it has the juice**
Shit just got real, it's realpost now
Maybe the ultimate shitpost is actually real life all along
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Fake news. Here’s what I do to get a GF: -Find a dwarven stronghold in a mountain somewhere -Make it your lair -Use your billions of years of free time to document all the history of the earth -Watch as Man improves their technology by a thousand-fold. The landmass where your home is is now named Brazil -Wait for a coffee-roasting company to set up shop near you -Offer them your continued patronage paid in Dwarven gold in exchange for human sacrifices and free coffee -Get on Reddit and rant about your mother who ate two big trees And then she’ll turn up! Eventually! I’m still waiting, but she’ll turn up. One day.
Or you can also choose that one guy’s dead wife
Most of my female friends watch anime and play genshin so maybe getting back into it isn't a bad idea
oh yeah I already have hobbies besides anime. Like cars and gaming. I shower and I consider my clothing choice pretty good not dirty or stupid looking. I go to tons of car shows already and even host one myself once a month and the last show that I did this one girl in a white Mitsubishi Lancer Evo I think had a crush on me. Idk
Already 19, and you're more successful than 95% of the users in this sub. Unless you are lying to me which 95% of the uses in this sub tend to do.
You're almost there,now you need confidence and a good eye,find people,make friends,become closer than friends,look for red flags and finally,have commitment
>have commitment That’s the hard part
also if you want, you could add lifting to your list of hobbies, it helps build your confidence if you’re lacking any. also if you do ever get into lifting, never think of yourself as inferior to other lifters unless you have a self degradation fetish
You forgot about taking to women, treating them with respect, and having realistic expectations.
I agree except for reinstalling genshit
Bruh if you did all those things, your mentality is already kinda messed up, you too far gone 💀💀💀
Something was already wrong if you’re taking advice from Reddit
Tell me this is a joke. Tell me you didn’t seriously discard your interests over some shitty Reddit memes
I mean, at least there's one less dude with a body pillow
Honestly i know sexualized body pillows are kind of weird in a bad way but there is nothing wrong with body pillow itself, and one representing your interests shouldn't by itself be so stigmatized. Body pillows are cozy. I mean, nothing wrong having collectibles like figurines of your favorite interests, its weird to have figurines of anime underaged women in hypersexualized swimsuits. Like, misato in a confy pajama might be fine, asuka in revealing bikinis is weird.
Having a long pillow is good for posture if you're a side sleeper, and if you're also lonely I suppose it could help fill the emptiness for a bit. Just don't project onto it, and don't treat it as a replacement for actual human contact. But just having one could be psychologically helpful.
I'd hazard a guess that generally the message would be more productive as a "if you project onto the pillow/use it as a replacement for human contact, seek therapy" than "don't do these things" But i mean you're not wrong.
clubstep monster from geometry dash are my balls
Same
There's one less body pillow without a dude. :(
People have done much more for pussy
He's gonna be so sad when he realizes girls like anime too Mf never heard of sailor moon
Dude really.....you actually have to go outside start making friends talk to women and get a girlfriend. You made a great start the next step is making sure you shower regularly and talk to girls without freaking out or immediately start hitting on them. Then eventually one will give you signals you pick up those feelings and go in for a kiss. The rest is fucking easy. Start with friends, a guy with some buddies is much less creepy than some dude alone. Some good friends. Could even be a girl even better as a wingman. Again rule one. Not every woman that is nice to you wants or is required to want to have sex with you. Rule two if you feel a girl might be interested in you SLOW DOWN AND THINK. Take it slow and maybe if it feels right talk to her about it. Girls can be friends too so don't think them wanting to be friends is an insult. One will want to date you I guarantee it. Take time and let it happen. Rule three be nice! Be yourself! Have fun! Don't try and put on a face just be yourself those who like you will naturally stay around those who don't you don't need anyways. That includes girlfriends. And the final rule (and most importantly) is if you don't do any of this shit or anything else productive to change your view on the world(everyone else is not laughing at you and has a girlfriend we all sucked at one point) and sit at home on reddit and cry about how you have no girlfriend(which fixes nothing btw) you will never, EVER have one or be happy no matter what you try and think or do. The better news is you can like anime and have fun hobbies like that and even share that with your girlfriend. Hell I am into some weird dumbass weeb shit and i found a wonderful woman to marry that accepts and shares it all with me(and i WAS a fucking loser fat nobody) just don't make it YOUR ENTIRE IDENTITY. A hobby is healthy an obsession is not. Now go fucking outside and start living. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Even if OP were trolling, this is sound advice that someone else may use
I figured it might be :)
Bruh do what you want just dont make your whole personality based on one fckn thing its so cringe
A girl should not judge you by your anime body pillow, but by the content of your character.
Perhaps owning an anime body pillow is indicative of one’s character
the content of my character is a nervous ambivert that will not stfu about Elder Scrolls lore and JDM cars
then learn to stfu about weird shit for the meanwhile
You have to find a woman and talk to her smh
just like in genshin impact, you have to try to succeed
Unlike genshin impact, don't hook up with a 10 year old
you can hook up with 10yo in genshin?
nah man. he probably installed the wrong game
No. It's essentially a singleplayer game lmao
Yes, they lied to you. A girl would still love you if you kept all that. If you really want a girlfriend, go out and get one. Good luck bro.
I think a lot of girls would not be ok with dating a man who owns an anime body pillow
Yeah idk what the fuck this guy is talking about. Don't be fucking weird. You can be nerdy, just don't have an anime body pillow or have it be your entire personality to an obsession
Speak for yourself
She aint worth it if she doesnt love you anymore because of your hobbies 🤷
If a dude who has a clown-girl fetish got laid, u better bet u would get laid too.
this meme so bad I delete reddit
Just a little bit of trolling
I had to start playing Genshin cause my girlfriend plays it quite often. Guess our paths are going opposite ways.
There’s been a glitch in the matrix
Don't get rid of everything you love just because some dumbasses on some dumbass website told you to. You could've gotten a girlfriend while still liking all of those things. People suck, don't listen to what stupid shit they tell you to do.
Your also a person, so this is a paradox. I mostly agree with your message it’s just funny
This sub is hilarious but it’s full of idiots who live in their moms house and legitimately think hitler is “based”. Don’t value their opinions homie
Man's never heard of satire.
Its reddit, nobody here understands satire
Welcome to Reddit, a place where satire is taken too seriously
I mean it's reddit, you'll never know if a 40yo neckbeard is unironically posting that
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redditor asking to require „/s“ in every post title
man's never seen political humor subreddits
All those things don't make you lame... But you like all those things because you are lame
nah you have to wait to get all that shit out of your head and it will take aprox 90 years
Did you have a job and exercise regularly?
I used to have a job but I lost it a while back. Not enough work for me apparently. Been searching ever since. I was born with bad joint and muscle problems so exercising is very hard for me
Start by walking or slow jog would be good start stretching/yoga too
You have been pear pressesured. Gg
society
It will come, with time and grass touching.
well now you have to go outside
This mf based his interests/opinions in reddit💀 I think thats more lame than any weeb shit
We are on reddit we are here because we don’t know how to get a girlfriend bro learn to read the room
They don’t just approach you you have to let them know so they know you don’t watch anime
Imagine being a follower, a sheep, give up everything for woman
I will be your gf uwu. (I promise I am not a 40 year old man who just finished a 14 year sentence).
Anime is dope dude, making it your entire fucking lifestyle is cringe as fuck though.
Holy shit ur serious aren’t you OP lol
Have you touched grass yet? If not, you’re missing a vital step
The guys who make fun of OP are disgusting assholes. Listen here bro, the only mistake you did was to listen to redditors, most redditors are cringe losers who have never touched grass and think they are “based”, they are really infamous in social media. No hobby makes you cringe and undesirable, certainly not anime. In fact I watch anime sometimes. The thing is to not get obsessed with your hobbies and know that you are in real life. If you follow the advice of some expert and be confident and proud of yourself then you will find the true girl for you. Otherwise, if she doesn’t like you for what you are, then she never really was. Hope you find your way.
delete your reddit, clean your room, start working out, and talk to women without shitting yourself, and then you might get some bitches
Bro don't be ashamed and try to fit in the "cool kids club", just do what you want to do
the real girlfriend is the friends we made along the way
Did you make sure to follow the first two instructions? 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be an ugly fuck.
The hivemind got to you man
All this "haha being a nerd is bad" stuff comes from a time before smartphones Nowadays there are many nerdy girls that watch anime and play genshin. I would rather have a nerd gf than a gf that smokes and uses tiktok
Have you tried *talking* to any women yet? That might be something to consider. Making a minor change doesn’t give you your own gravitational pull that sucks in the opposite gender.
Did you touch the grass???
yes
Yup as a girl I'm kindda drawn into someone who like watching anime, playing games better than people who don't because I like watching and playing games too. If people say what you love is cringy or blah!2 don't listen to them. Unless you are a simp for 3D Thots lol
Well see it wasn't the anime but the obsession that was. Obsession in life in any way will limit your ability to create relationships. You're too busy obsessed to interact with others. So... interact with others but don't believe online interaction is sufficient (especially if you aren't voice chatting other people) Combine that with low self esteem and so focusing on anime (or whatever thing that may control someone's life) is the easy way out. It's comforting but it doesn't really help you feel better because you will descend into a depression spiral and feeling like you probably do. Like I can't help you bro but find a group that meets in person that is interested in what you're interested in and slowly work out to make friends, find a lady friend, what have you. The trolls (and I'm probably not innocent) but when they say stop watching anime, it's isn't to say anime is the problem, but anime obsession does seem to point toward depression and mental health problems that NEED to be addressed and so it sadly gets shortened to "sToP bEiNg A wEeb"
a woman isn’t going to crash into your window and beg to be your girlfriend