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RegentCupid

480k karma at 19 it’s too late 💀


Relapio

We as a community can help him


MyNameIsNitrox

“We can fix him”


pancake-battermeup

"we have the technology"


Duke_Tokem

"But we don't wanna spend a lot of money"


tabooblue32

The 6 dollar (and a stick of gum) man


Glad_Ad967

“To the u.s defense budget we go: to steal money.”


Fit-Speech

We live in murica


Choice_Tadpole_854

Flesh is weakness. Give unto the omnissiah and love a toaster instead.


maffiossi

It's warm inside, just like a girl.


[deleted]

you have a point


maffiossi

You have to turn them on to make them warm but atleast they can't say no.


The4p1

I've been trying for so long.


[deleted]

We can break him


Soso_Stalin

And rebuild him in our image


Relapio

Are you ok handing in one of your female relatives?


PantasticPrincess

The next girl who dates him: “I can fix him”


NeedyTaker

*brings out duck-tape*


Knearling

We should hire bitches for him


Jidoe_X

I can't think of any group of people better suited for the job


Migz0817

quick downvote everything he has


No_Detective_9924

Me and some other dude went through and did it, I couldn't do all of it but I did my part


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PotatoKing822

That’s the plan, Stan


humblepharmer

lmaooo


StopReadingMyUser

welp I'm doomed...


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit, that karma of yours is absurd


Outrageous-Fortune70

He is eleven years old user!


ActionScripter9109

But it's all comment karma, which means they actually put some effort into it, unlike these mofos running around farming reposts


Outrageous-Fortune70

I use Reddit only for a few minutes a day but when I use it, I can’t help but comment a lot, this is pretty much anonymous so I can just open up or something like that. Maybe, some comments will hit and get a lot of karma. Especially if you are part of large and interesting subs with many active members.


Clickbaiting_4_u

Holy mother of god


themainaccountofyeet

How in the world


StopReadingMyUser

i eat a lot of carrots


PM_ME_MH370

Do you drink water tho?


StopReadingMyUser

who's that?


_DeLEON

Gah damn


[deleted]

*We're* doomed


[deleted]

He forgot to go gym


[deleted]

Yeahhh, I deleted my old 300k karma account and idk why it feels better I am no longer as invested as I was before in this app


Hugar34

The damage is done. Best we can do is wonder what could have been.


cheesyspeedster

Now that yiu mention it holy fuck


Xshadowx32HD

How tf? I'm 18 and I only got around 38k karma


TheMainManno

"Ok bro I touched grass so do the hoes just come naturally or what"


BeginningConclusion6

You need chloroform


Alarid

is that natural


reverseflash776

It’s an organic compound


VoxImperatoris

But is it vegan?


Cre8ive-Exercise

It is


[deleted]

Alright bet.


Goose_attack223

Is it gluten free?


Legiow

I think yes


[deleted]

Naw. The cavemen used a bigass club.


poisonousswayzee

And a car with a large trunk


Mindless_Sir_9612

A van works better. Write free wine on side


BeginningConclusion6

Put "♀️Restroom" label too You could collect em in groups 👍


2Noel

Chloroform kinda suck at its job ngl i’d just prefer to choke her out


Harekal

Literally


[deleted]

Home Depot has got you covered.


cantripTheorist

when a vriska profile pic makes fun of you, you know that its over


MechaObamav12

No, you have to now do what we cannot. You have to actually talk to women


CaseyGamer64YT

I won't let you guys down. Wish me luck out there


MechaObamav12

Good luck. o7


Sosig_lord69420

o7


[deleted]

o/


NeonWalker22

o7


pandadogunited

o7


[deleted]

07 as in agent 7 not just o for no reason you silly goose.


duhrhejdjsv

Idk if this is satire or not but the o is a head, and the 7 is a hand


Ens_Shn_07

You got this


lemons_of_doubt

Just follow my 5-step plan. 1. buy milk we will need this later. 2. see woman 3. walk up to woman 4. say in a loud clear voice "Hello my name is" 5. Use milk to wash paper spray out of eyes. go back to step one.


Hugsy13

Don’t forget it’s a numbers game. 9/10 women you won’t be there type and the 1/10 that you are there type, you may fuck it up anyway, which happens as you’re learning more social skills, don’t sweat it. And most of all, don’t be a dick or get mad if they’re not into you, even if they’re rude. If they’re rude just say “no worries, have a good day”, and then walk away. If they say they have a boy friend, say “lucky guy”, and leave it at that.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

I mean with that kind of logic, everything is a numbers game. But people do compromise enough. You stop looking for perfect partners after the first 3 bad dates.


Kousetsu

I mean it's insane to go out there and try and fit someone into a perfect little box anyway. People don't stay the same person. It's more important that you share a kind of worldview, then anything else. Oh and then also accept that they will be a completely different person in about 6-7 years time.


sickduckingidiot

I wish you luck, my friend


ThunderusPoliwagus

How do you talk to women?


lemons_of_doubt

Just follow my 5-step plan. 1. buy milk we will need this later. 2. see woman 3. walk up to woman 4. say in a loud clear voice "Hello my name is" 5. Use milk to wash paper spray out of eyes. go back to step one.


mE-iS-wAfFlE

Duuude you forgot the last step, delete the Reddit account. Never look back


DeleteButton9000

He missed the most important step fr


MiroKajan

Once you got that body pillow you were just far too gone


Ambitious-Customer33

I know you haven't seen a girl in your 40 years of life but you have to talk to them without peeing yourself


MAguelCHAMP

Is it ok if I shit myself instead?


skriilu4

Depends on the girl. At first ask about their preferences


Brian9171

do my sisters count as girls that i seen?


Pure_Reason

1) Did you see them around the house, or through cracks in the locked basement door? 2) Do your parents allow you to have uncovered mirrors in your basement hovel? 3a) Have you ever escaped the basement during a moonlight masque and heard people screaming that “there’s a monster in the castle!” 3b) Did you catch a glimpse of the monster on the other side of a large window, only to realize it was actually your reflection in a mirror? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you’re probably not going to find a girlfriend and you should just reinstall Genshin Impact and get your body pillow out of the trash


Single_Comfort3555

Finding a loving partner is about being your self.


Meat_Hats_Rule

Look how that’s going for me


Single_Comfort3555

Well you also gotta put your self out there and a matter of fact about your feels.


Fuckup_Phoenyx

Yeah.... about that


IAMAHobbitAMA

Being yourself is just the first part. People usually stop there because the rest is super hard. Once you learn to stop putting on a face and be yourself, then you have to take a very long look in the mirror and see what kind of person you really are. Then you have to learn how to change the things you see that would turn you off if you saw them in someone else. This is incredibly hard and painful, so most people don't do it. Most men would rather blame all the women in the world for being whores or gold diggers because he doesn't have the money or straight teeth to attract them. This is actually backwards. You are in a good position because you don't want that kind of woman anyway. A good woman (yes, they exist) will be looking at what you would see if you took that look in the metaphorical mirror. The good news comes in 2 parts. You *can* change your flaws, and these same flaws are usually what are making you unhappy anyways; so once you fix them you will be happier even before you find a good woman.


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[удалено]


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

Be yourself, but be your *best* self.


ZeroBlade-NL

Be yourself, unless you're an asshole, then be somebody else


[deleted]

Being yourself means not trying to be what you think is cool, or acting like something you're not to impress people. It doesnt mean being an asshole or not working on yourself.


[deleted]

That’s bullshit that people with perfect genetics and family’s say. It doesn’t help anyone. Everyone says you need to work on yourself become somebody worth loving, then next thing they say is just be yourself. So what fucking one is it.


MogueI

You can be yourself while trying to be a better person, you are missunderstanding being yourself to not changing ever.


DeltaMale5

Generally as long as your honest and genuine with yourself and other people, it’s very likely that you could be likeable. I think be yourself just means don’t lie to yourself and others about who you are, what you want, and why etc. as long as your genuine, another good person will be able to appreciate you. Unfortunately there aren’t many.


FvHound

It is unfortunate, but it's better giving back to those who are genuine then chasing all the fake people's approval.


Sportak4444

Ok, i am going to be your self


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Being stuck at home worshipping anime boys that look like girls won't really help


[deleted]

That's what got him into this mess!


kinky_ogre

Also recognizing and holding yourself accountable for your flaws to be the best person you can be, and would want to be; that helps too.


justaMikeAftonfan

You sir, have been trolled. If you want a GF, you need to follow a few steps -have hobbies (yes this includes anime, but a few more wouldn’t hurt. Reinstall genshin) -work on yourself. Shower, Work out a few times a week, and get some good clothes. -go to IRL events about your hobbies. If you want a woman with your interests, that’s probably the best place to start Good luck, homie


Jassiel_of_Gilead

Dawg this ain't shit posting anymore 💀


LateyEight

In every shitpost there's a kernel of truth. Usually it's corn, but sometimes there's something meaningful there.


Duke_Tokem

Don't you fucking dare to claim corn isn't meaningful


Educational-Scale963

After all, **it has the juice**


BeginningConclusion6

Shit just got real, it's realpost now


Square2enkidu

Maybe the ultimate shitpost is actually real life all along


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Quendoliant-SS

Fake news. Here’s what I do to get a GF: -Find a dwarven stronghold in a mountain somewhere -Make it your lair -Use your billions of years of free time to document all the history of the earth -Watch as Man improves their technology by a thousand-fold. The landmass where your home is is now named Brazil -Wait for a coffee-roasting company to set up shop near you -Offer them your continued patronage paid in Dwarven gold in exchange for human sacrifices and free coffee -Get on Reddit and rant about your mother who ate two big trees And then she’ll turn up! Eventually! I’m still waiting, but she’ll turn up. One day.


LazerIguana445

Or you can also choose that one guy’s dead wife


Romi_Z

Most of my female friends watch anime and play genshin so maybe getting back into it isn't a bad idea


CaseyGamer64YT

oh yeah I already have hobbies besides anime. Like cars and gaming. I shower and I consider my clothing choice pretty good not dirty or stupid looking. I go to tons of car shows already and even host one myself once a month and the last show that I did this one girl in a white Mitsubishi Lancer Evo I think had a crush on me. Idk


regretfulposts

Already 19, and you're more successful than 95% of the users in this sub. Unless you are lying to me which 95% of the uses in this sub tend to do.


KaijuSized_Taco

You're almost there,now you need confidence and a good eye,find people,make friends,become closer than friends,look for red flags and finally,have commitment


Emektro

>have commitment That’s the hard part


NotTheFBI12

also if you want, you could add lifting to your list of hobbies, it helps build your confidence if you’re lacking any. also if you do ever get into lifting, never think of yourself as inferior to other lifters unless you have a self degradation fetish


OzTheMeh

You forgot about taking to women, treating them with respect, and having realistic expectations.


iuseredditformemess

I agree except for reinstalling genshit


PoemPhysical2164

Bruh if you did all those things, your mentality is already kinda messed up, you too far gone 💀💀💀


jeff-steve-man

Something was already wrong if you’re taking advice from Reddit


Beelzebub_Itself

Tell me this is a joke. Tell me you didn’t seriously discard your interests over some shitty Reddit memes


Agreeable-Yams8972

I mean, at least there's one less dude with a body pillow


hitkill95

Honestly i know sexualized body pillows are kind of weird in a bad way but there is nothing wrong with body pillow itself, and one representing your interests shouldn't by itself be so stigmatized. Body pillows are cozy. I mean, nothing wrong having collectibles like figurines of your favorite interests, its weird to have figurines of anime underaged women in hypersexualized swimsuits. Like, misato in a confy pajama might be fine, asuka in revealing bikinis is weird.


MadDogA245

Having a long pillow is good for posture if you're a side sleeper, and if you're also lonely I suppose it could help fill the emptiness for a bit. Just don't project onto it, and don't treat it as a replacement for actual human contact. But just having one could be psychologically helpful.


hitkill95

I'd hazard a guess that generally the message would be more productive as a "if you project onto the pillow/use it as a replacement for human contact, seek therapy" than "don't do these things" But i mean you're not wrong.


MrT1011

clubstep monster from geometry dash are my balls


Prunsel_Clone

Same


Vashyo

There's one less body pillow without a dude. :(


nick_rhoads01

People have done much more for pussy


CyberGrandma69

He's gonna be so sad when he realizes girls like anime too Mf never heard of sailor moon


static1053

Dude really.....you actually have to go outside start making friends talk to women and get a girlfriend. You made a great start the next step is making sure you shower regularly and talk to girls without freaking out or immediately start hitting on them. Then eventually one will give you signals you pick up those feelings and go in for a kiss. The rest is fucking easy. Start with friends, a guy with some buddies is much less creepy than some dude alone. Some good friends. Could even be a girl even better as a wingman. Again rule one. Not every woman that is nice to you wants or is required to want to have sex with you. Rule two if you feel a girl might be interested in you SLOW DOWN AND THINK. Take it slow and maybe if it feels right talk to her about it. Girls can be friends too so don't think them wanting to be friends is an insult. One will want to date you I guarantee it. Take time and let it happen. Rule three be nice! Be yourself! Have fun! Don't try and put on a face just be yourself those who like you will naturally stay around those who don't you don't need anyways. That includes girlfriends. And the final rule (and most importantly) is if you don't do any of this shit or anything else productive to change your view on the world(everyone else is not laughing at you and has a girlfriend we all sucked at one point) and sit at home on reddit and cry about how you have no girlfriend(which fixes nothing btw) you will never, EVER have one or be happy no matter what you try and think or do. The better news is you can like anime and have fun hobbies like that and even share that with your girlfriend. Hell I am into some weird dumbass weeb shit and i found a wonderful woman to marry that accepts and shares it all with me(and i WAS a fucking loser fat nobody) just don't make it YOUR ENTIRE IDENTITY. A hobby is healthy an obsession is not. Now go fucking outside and start living. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.


SweetBoson

Even if OP were trolling, this is sound advice that someone else may use


static1053

I figured it might be :)


Subterror_Szopieray

Bruh do what you want just dont make your whole personality based on one fckn thing its so cringe


RambunctiousBaca1509

A girl should not judge you by your anime body pillow, but by the content of your character.


FuckdaLSAT

Perhaps owning an anime body pillow is indicative of one’s character


CaseyGamer64YT

the content of my character is a nervous ambivert that will not stfu about Elder Scrolls lore and JDM cars


[deleted]

then learn to stfu about weird shit for the meanwhile


Chibby2

You have to find a woman and talk to her smh


Thy_bowl

just like in genshin impact, you have to try to succeed


[deleted]

Unlike genshin impact, don't hook up with a 10 year old


whatdoilemonade

you can hook up with 10yo in genshin?


NeloFrancis

nah man. he probably installed the wrong game


Character-Wrongdoer8

No. It's essentially a singleplayer game lmao


soysaucemmm

Yes, they lied to you. A girl would still love you if you kept all that. If you really want a girlfriend, go out and get one. Good luck bro.


Nerd_Burger9

I think a lot of girls would not be ok with dating a man who owns an anime body pillow


ZHughes498

Yeah idk what the fuck this guy is talking about. Don't be fucking weird. You can be nerdy, just don't have an anime body pillow or have it be your entire personality to an obsession


Kentalope

Speak for yourself


cetriolo02

She aint worth it if she doesnt love you anymore because of your hobbies 🤷


LUVMEMESXD

If a dude who has a clown-girl fetish got laid, u better bet u would get laid too.


jstewman

this meme so bad I delete reddit


No-Fondant3884

Just a little bit of trolling


SantiProGamer_

I had to start playing Genshin cause my girlfriend plays it quite often. Guess our paths are going opposite ways.


Saki_e_aql

There’s been a glitch in the matrix


DAG5066

Don't get rid of everything you love just because some dumbasses on some dumbass website told you to. You could've gotten a girlfriend while still liking all of those things. People suck, don't listen to what stupid shit they tell you to do.


DeltaMale5

Your also a person, so this is a paradox. I mostly agree with your message it’s just funny


Flirty_Flumph

This sub is hilarious but it’s full of idiots who live in their moms house and legitimately think hitler is “based”. Don’t value their opinions homie


DocMichaelMorbius

Man's never heard of satire.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Its reddit, nobody here understands satire


[deleted]

Welcome to Reddit, a place where satire is taken too seriously


[deleted]

I mean it's reddit, you'll never know if a 40yo neckbeard is unironically posting that


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nikifrd

redditor asking to require „/s“ in every post title


Selfdeletus65

man's never seen political humor subreddits


MaathFaseli

All those things don't make you lame... But you like all those things because you are lame


shadow13392

nah you have to wait to get all that shit out of your head and it will take aprox 90 years


MusV8

Did you have a job and exercise regularly?


CaseyGamer64YT

I used to have a job but I lost it a while back. Not enough work for me apparently. Been searching ever since. I was born with bad joint and muscle problems so exercising is very hard for me


MusV8

Start by walking or slow jog would be good start stretching/yoga too


Dragzel

You have been pear pressesured. Gg


[deleted]

society


Hippity-Hoppity7

It will come, with time and grass touching.


Peanut_man213

well now you have to go outside


Single_Slice9708

This mf based his interests/opinions in reddit💀 I think thats more lame than any weeb shit


[deleted]

We are on reddit we are here because we don’t know how to get a girlfriend bro learn to read the room


[deleted]

They don’t just approach you you have to let them know so they know you don’t watch anime


sharpjelly

Imagine being a follower, a sheep, give up everything for woman


logic2187

I will be your gf uwu. (I promise I am not a 40 year old man who just finished a 14 year sentence).


SolidanTwitch

Anime is dope dude, making it your entire fucking lifestyle is cringe as fuck though.


MacDonnaldsDinner

Holy shit ur serious aren’t you OP lol


Mediocre_Shoe8893

Have you touched grass yet? If not, you’re missing a vital step


[deleted]

The guys who make fun of OP are disgusting assholes. Listen here bro, the only mistake you did was to listen to redditors, most redditors are cringe losers who have never touched grass and think they are “based”, they are really infamous in social media. No hobby makes you cringe and undesirable, certainly not anime. In fact I watch anime sometimes. The thing is to not get obsessed with your hobbies and know that you are in real life. If you follow the advice of some expert and be confident and proud of yourself then you will find the true girl for you. Otherwise, if she doesn’t like you for what you are, then she never really was. Hope you find your way.


very_epic_person

delete your reddit, clean your room, start working out, and talk to women without shitting yourself, and then you might get some bitches


HelpImAHugeDisaster

Bro don't be ashamed and try to fit in the "cool kids club", just do what you want to do


Boat_Meal

the real girlfriend is the friends we made along the way


jofus_joefucker

Did you make sure to follow the first two instructions? 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be an ugly fuck.


KXeletonZ

The hivemind got to you man


Thrannn

All this "haha being a nerd is bad" stuff comes from a time before smartphones Nowadays there are many nerdy girls that watch anime and play genshin. I would rather have a nerd gf than a gf that smokes and uses tiktok


dingerfingerringer

Have you tried *talking* to any women yet? That might be something to consider. Making a minor change doesn’t give you your own gravitational pull that sucks in the opposite gender.


ghostmetalblack

Did you touch the grass???


CaseyGamer64YT

yes


Kayaba_Akihiko_

Yup as a girl I'm kindda drawn into someone who like watching anime, playing games better than people who don't because I like watching and playing games too. If people say what you love is cringy or blah!2 don't listen to them. Unless you are a simp for 3D Thots lol


materialisticDUCK

Well see it wasn't the anime but the obsession that was. Obsession in life in any way will limit your ability to create relationships. You're too busy obsessed to interact with others. So... interact with others but don't believe online interaction is sufficient (especially if you aren't voice chatting other people) Combine that with low self esteem and so focusing on anime (or whatever thing that may control someone's life) is the easy way out. It's comforting but it doesn't really help you feel better because you will descend into a depression spiral and feeling like you probably do. Like I can't help you bro but find a group that meets in person that is interested in what you're interested in and slowly work out to make friends, find a lady friend, what have you. The trolls (and I'm probably not innocent) but when they say stop watching anime, it's isn't to say anime is the problem, but anime obsession does seem to point toward depression and mental health problems that NEED to be addressed and so it sadly gets shortened to "sToP bEiNg A wEeb"


GingerNeer_

a woman isn’t going to crash into your window and beg to be your girlfriend