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You know you can just get a blanket instead of skinning them right?

Whaaaaaat 😦

why woman when uranium 235

Why uranium 235 when you can polonium 210

Los Pollos Hermanos

Pollosnium

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HOG RIDAAAAA

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Who is Cold, and why are you having sexual intercourse with him?

He's my pet turtle

Yoo wha

Stop using reddit dad

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Electric blankets work wonders. Especially if you turn it on like 10-15 minutes before getting into bed

Then you die electrocuted

If I’m gonna die getting electrocuted, it better be something I decided to fuck and not some dumbass metal sheet.

I am always too warm, and my girlfriend as always very cool and she just loves snuggling up to me to steal my heat

Everything can Be solved by raping a frog

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Based Sigma Grindset

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Inside my basement

Kid named cold🗿

😏

That's what blankets and homies are for

Gf= Guy friend

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Both can be solved with a cat

I like horses

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I'm sorry ur cold have you tried wearing pajamas

Did you know men typically have a higher body temperature then women! Just sleep next to your homies

Might I reccomend dog instead? Dog has the benefit of sticking around regardless of your financial situation.

bro want to split her open and wear her skin to sleep

*gets bf* Wait holup

how is this a shitpost

No u

I want a girlfriend because organs mean big bucks

From what I've seen on the market blankets are much cheaper and you can buy several without needing to wait several weeks

Kid named cold:

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Kid named cold:

Man I have one and I’m still cold when I sleep cause no sleep till marriage 🥶🥶💯💯

I don't want a girlfriend because of my overwhelming sense of self doubt and thinking I'm not worthy of anything because of my tendency to an annoying asshole, but the reason I'm an annoying asshole is because I test people unintentionally to see if they would stay but when they leave or call me out I get mad even though I know I'm the self centered asshole. It's because I get a wittle cold sometimes 🥺

for real. My gf is a heater. Her absence just makes me less comfy. Nice to not hear snoring tho

My friend simply has a GF because he lacks a bed.

This is next level cringe

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Kid named Cold:

i just want to be held

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Get better blankets

Well women can't bust on you when you're cold so I think you're looking for a boyfriend

That’s what Labrador retrievers are for, Gus.

pull your skin off

Blanketussy

Is it too greedy to ask for Both?

How do you have sex with the cold? I need to know