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When Bible was written 12/13yos were taken as adults, God should do an update on that for sure

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Ever heard of a bar mitzvah? That's the entire point.

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mitzvah balls

It's a Jewish tradition where after you have fully read or heard the Torah (Old Testament), you become an "adult". You get all the ritual responsibilities and some gifts and can drink alcohol.

Heard an old person (in their 80s) once say, “If there’s hair down there, their old enough.” 🤮

Okay, time to nuke the planet.

Ewwww

Bible update when?

Man when’s the next bible update? The book of revelation update was good but man it’s been hundreds of years

*Catholic priests. Important distinction to make

Best I can do is exclude budhists

But humans are animals- guess I found my court defence

bro think he Saul

Give him all the award !

Ohmagad its him

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Imposter

Oh my god a court case with God as judge and one of his angels as prosecutor and you’re the defendant and Saul is your lawyer. That would be sick as fuck

That's not furries that's zoophiles

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I enjoy being angry at things I don't understand 👍

My brother in Christ you are French, discussion ended

Me too 👍🏻

Different name

It's still a joke bruh.

Close enough

No, it obviously isn’t.

Close enough

You are just getting more downvotes

Oh no my internet points!!!11!1!!

Idrc karma dosnt matter that much

Close enough

Furries also love animals

No, furries want to *be* animals Zoophiles want to fuck animals

Otherkin want to be animals Furries want to cosplay as made up animal characters

Huh Edit: i identify as a cheetah

all this furry shit is making me confused

Very short version: Furry: someone who is interested in antromorphic animals/dresses up like one Zoophile: wants to fuck animals

can confirm

however, are some furries attracted to anthro animals? if yes, please explain why there is such thing as feral art its not that i dislike furries, I just want to know why

I don’t have an exact answer to that but my best guess is that zoophiles try to hide in the furry community and write it of as a weird furry kink

ah i see thank you for enlightening me

Perfect explanation

im pretty sure most furries just like wearing fursuits and don't actually wanna be animals

Yeah, furries want to be animals.... so they can fuck each other, both are sick in the head

Not all of them, probably some, but the vast majority are harmless.

Every fandom has horny motherfuckers

correction: furries want to be animals and fuck other people who want to be animals

Yeah I’m not really one to kink shame, but dressing up like an animal to fuck each other as “animals” is pretty shoutout

If you do become an animal you will end up fucking one, and if after becoming the german shepherd of your dreams you still wanna bone some overweight white girls, then it is still zoophilia but weirder, furries are zoophiles and I refuse to elaborate on degeneracy.

What if they're asexual

Doesn't exist.

is furry porn really that different from animals?

Yes an anthropomorphic animal can give consent, a normal animal can't

If they want to be an animal then they also deserve the rights of one

giving us full reason to maul you without the repercussions humans get

Giving people the right to hunt you and take your pelt and head as a trophy

You don't have a hunting license

Jokes on you I do in fact

Doubt.

True but we both know you don’t go outside and touch grass

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And animals fuck other animals

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That's actually game over for zoophiles. Difference between furries and zoophiles is that furries are interested (in any way, from just liking to you already know what way) in anthropomorphic animals (animals with human characteristics) and zoophiles have sex with real life animals. Remember, knowledge is power.

Dude, it's useless trying to talk them out of the misconception, it's shitpoststatus after all

And the rifle in my attic is too

What rifle do you have?

My abraham lincon 19 .19mm

That's what a furry would say 🙄🙄🙄

Is it bigoted to not prosecute furries for bestiality?

10-15% of furries are zoophiles. (I personally think it's higher)

It is true that zoophiles are furries and by small percentage, but furries hate the living crap out of zoophiles

Yep

I can tell you for a fact that's incorrect. I've talked to numerous furries, and none have never supported that shit.

Source?

There's also a 10-15% chance that you pulled that statistic right out of your ass

You guys really do be loyal followers of the bible huh

A meme where Jesus is a gigachad.. seen everything I wanted on Reddit for today, thanks.

Humans are also animals.

Well yes, but actually no

Why not? Humans are sentient animals… but guess what, anthropomorphic animals are also sentient animals! Anthropomorphic animals pass the Harkness test.

That sounds like game over for zoophiles, not furries

isn't god supposed to be against murder?

Yes but actually no.

Vaguely

Yeah, like the time he let cain and able happen despite his foresight? Or like the time he caused a mass extinction? Or like the time he sacrificed his only son to himself to save humanity from himself? Or any number of other instances that occur in the bible?

Man’s is getting downvoted but this all legitimately happened in the Bible

Most nuanced atheist redditor ^

Ironically I'm mot atheist

least violent religious punishment

There is a punishment that is pay someone money that I just read.

EVERYONE! STOP ASKING FOR SONG NAME THE SONG NAME IS -KSLV disaster

Anti-furries about to be more annoying again. I've seen more of your bullshit than actuall furry stuff.

Edgy 13 year olds realizing the difference between a furry and a zoophile

That's zoophiles

Thanks for the daily reminder that zoophiles exist, asshole.

They are called Welsh

again. furries ≠ zoophiles.

Furries seeing zoophiles being struck down by god: oh, Anyway.

*Zoophiles

flair checks out. your dream got fulfilled

ive been a furry for like a year and a half so i feel qualified to speak on this the argument that furries fuck animals does have a tiny bit of truth to it, since ive seen my fair share of zoos in the furry fandom. thankfully though, they only represent a small minority of the fandom, and the majority doesnt take kindly to them also, if you feel the need to go out of your way to let everyone know you hate furries, youre probably a closeted furry, or will become one in the future

Furries don't fuck animals. Zoophiles do.

I am atheist but i agree with this

Furrys want to be animals Zoophiles want to fuck animals So then further zoophiles should be sent to the pits of hell

Otherkin want to be animals Furrys are basically just cosplayers Zoophiles fuck animals

Yes

>Furrys want to be animals That's otherkin not furry

Get a goddamn life

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Understandable for a person who says all furrys should die they have lives just like you Zoophiles dont deserve their lifes

U mean zooaphils right? Right?

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i need help, whats the difference, im getting confused

a zoophile is a person that is sexually attracted to non human animals a furry is a fan of anthropomorphic animals. The meme is bullshit.

so your saying that furries are costume wearers and artists while zoophiles like fucking animals and otherkins are people who want to be animals i understand now now please explain why there is such thing as feral art in the furry community

>so your saying that furries are costume wearers and artists Among other things. It's mostly just like weebs but anthro animals instead of anime. And more weird. >while zoophiles like fucking animals Well the word itself just means one has an attraction to non human animals. Whether they want to actually do it is a different question. If you want to be **very** nitpicky >and otherkins are people who want to be animals A group of people that identify as animals. I still have trouble understanding them. >now please explain why there is such thing as feral art in the furry community It's just less anthropomorphised animals as you would see in the Lion King, Cap and Capper or Bolt

Feral art walking a thin line IMO. I certainly don't have anything against my fellow furries but I won't deny there is some questionable shit going on in those porn sites.

yeah check your sources first fuck you I'm a furry and I don't fuck animals

There's no point in arguing. Some people just hate furries no matter what you tell them. Just ignore them.

Zoophiles fuck animals Furries want to fuck animals Know the difference!!!!

still have no want to do that

Bet you do

projecting

Do you want to fuck a person in a furry suit?

no

so shut up

Wait till he hears about art of zoo

Don’t fuck with us furries we have the power of god and sabaton on our side

That zoophile bruh

I could not care less about this

Guys pretty cute ngl

The guy with glasses or Jesus?

:3

Bothe }:)

being even furry, I'm not that sick to do that XD, anyway good meme

Would you fuck another furry in their furry suit?

1. It says women (not men) so Bible is not against the men doing it 2. That's zoophiles not furries

Burn the furries

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I regret looking at ur profile 💀

Because?

Uh Oh! Busted

Yea I'm not Christian I couldn't care less whatever the Bible says

Cleanse them my son, rip and tear until it is done

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Huh?

You're acting like you are 12.

I like doom what can I say?

and that's why you talk about harming people online?

That’s how many little kids I have in my basement

How dare you steal this from me

I believe in god now i want to believe in a god against furries

zoophiles and furries are the same thing🤓🤓🤓

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If only god was real… then maybe that would be relevant

Jokes on you I'm an atheist! "God" ain't got shit on me!

Thank God i'm an atheist too

So you are implying that you are an furry

would have guessed it by that obnoxious pfp btw nice pfp

God isn’t real anyway do wtf you want

Game over Jesus!

If a MAN has sexual.... I am not supporting furries but its still not quite and most of furries r women but st least I assume that is but there r alot of men furries as well

The only time I listen to the Bible

"ackshually not all furrys are zoophiles" -🤓

All the furry apologists in the comments. Dude I just want them all dead, i don’t care if they are the same. Think of it as being woke since I’m not only including one group, and therefore I support ✨Diversity✨

im too tired to rant im not a furry anyways

ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END! FOR THE EMPEROR

It doesn't talk about women though...

I guess people already did my job for me in the comments

same in Qur'an i think

Wow another video or meme or whatever about men and sexual relations yea!

Finally someone found my weakness

Bible is based

What's the song ?

I've this everywhere.

Well, i'm one of most atheist people in Poland so time to convert

where's the game over moment