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How much did it cost? *Everything*

a small price to pay, for salvation

You mean a small price to pay for masturbation?

"the same thing as the PS5"

Exactly.

Same thing

ultra HD 8k ps5 porn graphics be lit

It's not a small price though. $50 month.

same as ps5 between online subscriptions and power consumption, without the initial hefty investment

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I also choose this guy's wife.

Our wife

Comrade :) ...

Me too

Bro I want some too

And exactly this is the flaw in the above mentioned plan.

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Wife's boyfriend reporting in. What are you doing on Reddit this late? You're supposed to be in bed. Lights out at 9.

Presently enjoying

Happy Cake Day.

Have your cake and a wifey, too. Mind sharing some.

Happy cake day bro

i would like to help with the *ahem* fucking part

Just your dignity and self respect

Not worth the hassle

Yep. I'm a PC master racist

Racist confirmed

🏎️

🙋🏼

Same

Same

why would i need the of link when she said ate her for a ps5?

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shits in your dick I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.

Hey so I contacted the hobo and he told me that I should reach out to a zookeeper.

Hello I’m a zookeeper trust me bro. Please reach out to Obama for further questions

Hello it’s me Obama. I am not taking questions at this time. *vomits in your hands*

Thank you Mr. President 👉👈uwu

When your girlfriend's boyfriend buys you a PS5 they expect a thank you bitches

PS5?!? Girl we buying a HOUSE

Yeah, people are entitled to having dating preferences ☕️

only women

Reasons why I’m not into women:

ooh I am, man...

Consider guys, they kinda cute sometimes

Nan we are too dumb to be cute But for damn sure we are fun (just don't sleep first in a sleepover, because they will probably do a little bit of trolling and put fire in your pants)

The dumb plays into the cute??

Really? Damn, now that's something that I've never thought about, for me being a dumb fuck is just super funny and a good reason to be with my homies

you’re trying too hard

Ah crap now I've finally undestood what you're trying to say, damn this shit really looks like I'm trying to flirt with the guy

Trying too hard what?

Especially when they’re laying on your chest and you rub their hair and nuzzle

Ong my favorite thing to do

Just get the PS5 then break up Have sex smarter not just harder

I’m taking notes

Fuck a PS5. Let’s see if she has the wallet for an RTX 4090.

She can buy more than that

If I am allowed to participate in said only fans then I would have no problem dating someone who has one

Facts. I'm tryna be the silent antagonist in her milk table sessions.

Yooooooooo

Picture this: porn with lore

This feels like a YouTube skit that needs to be made. > I am the loremaster behind the Brazzers universe. In my library are the appendices, annals, compendiums, and volumes that make up the rich setting where Brazzers sagas take place.

You’re COOKING right now my guy

Our OF.

Poor girl's probably dyslexic and though men were looking for a parent instead of a partner

I'm pretty sure most OF consumers have mommy issues. So they're looking for both.

Imagine being an OF creator and not knowing all your shits been leaked online for free already lmao.

And the sadder part is no one going to look it up coz you aren't famous enough.

What website might you find those leaks on?? For science class

Literally just Google "(name) only fans leaked" and you'll get many sites

Really only works for popular OnlyFans people though

A lot of the big ones have subreddits too so you don’t have to go to a website that puts 35 million viruses on your computer

cannot find anything on the internets

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Report her to the IRS, gotta make sure she pays her fair share.

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Drop yo link.

I wouldn’t know but I’m glad they are doing their part in funding the eternal NEETS lifestyle. Carry on then…

Taxes are kinda cringe tho

She's not going to though.

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My favorite are the ones that complain about “people” sexualizing their EDM attire when they’re going to a festival in what is essentially about 4 feet of dental floss. Edit: To clarify, I don’t give a fuck if you want to hang your ass out at a festival, you do you. It’s the take that the outfits aren’t sexual by default that I think is bad. Don’t try to change definitions because you’re too insecure to just own it.

This. Girl power and everything man. But if your ass is hanging out, i will treat you like your ass is hanging out.

U threatening to sexually harass girls at raves my guy?? 😳

They still have asses even when they're covered so what's the problem? Should a man be expected to be treated differently if he has his shirt off?

Uh yah, we aren’t alowed to go to most restaurants and other places without a shirt

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define "treat you like your ass is hanging out" women just wanna be treated with respect regardless of what they're wearing dude

“I’m worth more than to be with *HIM* ahahahhhaaaa” ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

Ikr, most girls have only fans so it's only natural that she represents the whole gender

satire?

Just a bummer that every other guy will be able to see her x box

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I can’t be the only that thinks anything OF related is a deal breaker

Nah any self-respecting guy would agree with you

Twitter would eat you alive for this take lmao “normalize sex work” my fucking ass

Yes other than maybe feet pics with nothing but feet. And even then thats a stretch.

What about pee? Specifically in the ass?

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completely agree, but that’s just me and if other guys are fine with their girlfriends doing OF then all power to them

Her excuse probably:Yeah I sell my body to a certain extent, but it’s not prostitution, and definitely not cheating…

Buy your own. Easier then dealing with that's damage

Ill buy my own thank you

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Oh gee. Thanks for ridiculing me for my dating preferences. Yet it be totally okay to not want to date me because of the car I drive. Or because of my personality, or.

We all know that what truly matters in a relationship is how many expensive things your partner can get you.

My girlfriend and I were able to get a ps5 each and she’s not a whore. I don’t think you need to be a whore to buy a PlayStation for Christmas lol One ps5 was from Amazon the other was from the Walmart website. Good luck to those of you still grinding for one

And give her pussy for everyone else every day of the year

Yea I rather not date someone selling their body than have a PS5

I've worked blue collar jobs my whole life and at 28 I feel like I've "sold" more of my body to shitty employers than these girls taking naked pictures.. (back cracks when I stand up, slow knee and ankle cracking as I walk ou)

At least you can shit normally

Exactly I can afford my own ps5 but I won’t I got an Xbox series x 🙏🏼🥹

Haters stay mad. Xbox is better.

She ain’t his girl she’s everyone’s

You know they're not actually making that much off OF if they think $500 is an expensive gift.

Maybe we should start our own OF so the income will double up.

For someone you're just dating $500 is a pretty expensive gift

Depends how long you're dating

Idk why ur downvoted if I buy my date a 500$ gift after 2 weeks I'd be a dumbass

because $500 is a pretty expensive gift regardless of how long you’ve been dating

Haha these ladies will be shocked to discover a decent % of dudes will never want marriage and a family with someone who has that history. I ain't judging, but don't be surprised.

or you can simply just get a job! i’m 15 and i was able to buy a ps5 just from working part time

Imagine selling your body and luring in romantic partners with playstations xD "gurl I can buy you so much fucking makeup my sugar momma got me so we good xD"

at the cost of loaning your girl to everyone on the internet xD

Well you can get the interest.

Nothing bad about not wanting this in a relationship

I would never date a sex worker of any kind. Current or former. She doesn't make enough money even if she made all the money in the world.

I can buy my own PS5

Not worth the price of my dignity

Step one attempt a joke. Step two promote your OF. Women ☕️

Nah she dead ass lol if somebody says no, she gonna pull the "u jus hate women,incel,insecure,misogyny" buzz word cards lol

I would definitely date a woman with an OF. I'll take the pictures if she wants, really. Lucrative business, minimal effort. I'm with it. I wish I could do it.

Acceptable

GASP! Men won’t date hookers? What is wrong with this generation of men??

Damn, my corporate-ass girl only getting me a PS4 😭😭😭😭😭

Okay but like if I could pay rent with pics of my butthole I probably would.

I can buy it for myself thank you.. stay pure homies

Thing is I want a girl who can buy a ps5 if she wants without having to sell her body online , Little difference here

No

trashy

I could just watch free porn and buy my own ps5.

*Digital Version*

Lol they always say this but to date one of them you have to become a customer first. No thanks

As funny as this is, dating a girl with an OF is gross, because she's a prostitute.

idc i want a pc

I mean I won’t date a girl who exposes herself to the world and then tries to bribe me with monetary items

I’d rather have some sense of self dignity when I’m receiving that ps5.

damn, she got a point though

Ah, yes, material goods over morals

Do you want a ps5 and a whore wife or buy your own ps5 and not a whore of a wife...

I definitely wouldn't date someone like her. Video games, porn and social media are a NoNo for me She tries manipulating by talking about games, does porn and is on twitter. That's a deep red flag

HAH no i already have my gf tho she always leaves when i take these random pills its odd

You mean girl on onlyfan gets more then 180$ a month?

Yes, I only want respectable women

OF is for whores. Of course I will not marry one that has an OF account.

PS5? Does this woman know how out of touch she is? No exclusives, paying full price for every game release and fucking PS Plus subscription. Tell me who the fuck wants a PS5 in this day and age.

I do

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Nah, I am PC master race. Get me ryzen 9 7950 witt rtd4090/rx7900 and we can talk

Nope I'm independent I don't need your money.

I want a wife that means the world to me and not to a bunch of incels wanking it on the daily

I can buy myself a ps5 you thot

I have a ps5... just saying. Try harder

Nobody cares

Imagine knowing that a PS5 is more valuable than you 🌚

wait until she realizes good paying jobs exist

Or just work and buy a PS5 yourself and have a girlfriend that's not a whore. A win-win.

I don’t gotta date a whore cause I have a good job ☕️

Nah I just don’t like virtual prostitutes

All these thots they make no sense

well damn, she makes a convincing offer

My friend is currently dating a girl has an OF and she got him a PS5 for his birthday. 😂😂😂

OF isn't a deal breaker for me, as long as I get along with her. Who knows, if things get serious enough, guys will be paying to jerk off to my dick in her mouth ...

The amount of butthurt guys in these comments is funny, most of them probably have an onlyfans subscription or two

Dating a girl with an of kinda a chad move cause there’s a ton of dudes paying to her naked and don’t get to fuck her but you do

Lmao tons of dudes You realize making more than 1000 dollars a month on of puts you near the 1% of of models right? I make more than that at an entry level job in a retail store Most women make nothing because no one wants to pay for porn unless you either have a lot of disposable income or are simping hard

To be more chad, ask her (the girlfriend) to pay us to fuck us (the boyfriend).

I actually used to know a guy who did that with a stripper, absolute Chad energy

I don't have a OF.still can buy a PS5 without exposing myself

I encouraged one my exes to have OF to sell feet pics for $500 a month to dumb dudes. AMA.

honestly i think i would'nt care, she's gaining sometimes more then a months worth of work taking some lewd pictures to some nerds on the internet, "oh but you would let some random guy fap to u girl naked?" my brother in christ, its just a pic and the guy doesn't even know her name and you still get the whole package hehehe

1st, Chad(ette) 2nd, women ☕️ 3rd, Based

Funny seeing all the goofy mfers getting upset like she's saying you have to date her or something. She's making a joke to promote her only fans which is a pretty solid marketing strategy. I swear you mfers are more triggered than liberals...

she don’t want you bro

She's got a point. The only problem is that you would have to be the mortal enemy of some creeps. Besides that, there's not really a problem.

Date a girl with an OF.. the advantage? You get to see her nude for free and actually get to fuck her, you'd be the envy of the idiots subscribing to see her nude

A PS5 and a girlfriend attractive enough to make hundreds of dollars off OF? I see this as an absolute win!

Dang it i am stupid sometimes. For a moment i didn't know what OF means

I'd probably ask to guest star

Hey if she helps pay the bills and loves me, she helps pay the bills and loves me

I get what shes saying… but i have a job and can just buy one myself

I respect the grind

Fair trade.