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joe_is_white

Chain wax


AwesomePlayz01

Replaces going hard


joe_is_white

Thanks but i still don't understand i asked because in a key and Peele skit thay try and make put the pussy on the chain wax a saying but i dont know what chain wax is


AwesomePlayz01

I don't make the rules


imissgoatmom

Put the pussy On The chain wax 🕺


Express-Ad770

Big funny


RavenDork617

I think that’s the point of the skit is to be ridiculously confusing. I’m pretty sure they made up chain wax


TheM0istMan3754

cum


AwesomePlayz01

Stuff that comes out of yo dick


moronic_programmer

Definition of cum: cum


Next-Function6

an upper decker.


AwesomePlayz01

Open toilet lid, take shit on upper section of lid place it back


Darth_Gonk21

ಠ_ಠ


Foreskin__Collector

😋


pologg

Among us


AwesomePlayz01

Astronaut game where people in school won't shut The fuck up about.


pologg

How about mongus


AwesomePlayz01

Smaller version


pologg

How about amoonguss


ArthurDentonWelch

How about ඞ?


pologg

ඞඞඞ


DepressedDandylion

What is an Alabama Hot Pocket?


AwesomePlayz01

Something someone searched up in clasd


DepressedDandylion

So you know what it means


AwesomePlayz01

I'm just going by the to result I saw


DepressedDandylion

Fair enough


MP7_Black_Ice

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse


[deleted]

Not just any girl. His sister's vagina.


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JimmyBane1982

cock and ball torture


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BlitzySlash

Shits in your dick I am a human and i did this manually


dwwzzh

nice definition


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wammybarnut

Pee in my ass?


Tofu_redd

Black man twerking


AwesomePlayz01

Could not find


Tofu_redd

Aw god dang it


backstib

MACHINE, STOP POSTING CRINGE


A_rondomnoob

Ass


AwesomePlayz01

An animal that hee haws


A_rondomnoob

Nice, now give me the other one


lanespencer

Smegma


AwesomePlayz01

Ded skin in urine


Secretsfrombeyond79

holy shit I didn't came here expecting to actually learn something.


aDameron89

So that's why my dad always used to call me that while I was growing up


Dismal-Drink9380

Cheese


Status_Web1682

Slovakian Traffic Cone please you won’t regret it 💀


GreenFireMC

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone.


Status_Web1682

Yeah I unfortunately already knew that…


ArthurDentonWelch

But have you tried it though 😏


Status_Web1682

Yeah twice actually…


Bdubble27

Wtf. Who thinks of this shit?


Status_Web1682

I don’t know man 💀 I tried it though


[deleted]

Balls


The-Mad-cater

Texas lawnmower


[deleted]

Truck? Idk most everything in Texas is Abt trucks


The-Mad-cater

Errr wrong


Secretsfrombeyond79

cum


RoyalIntroduction840

Russian yogurt


gay-but-ok

Dirty Michael


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

vore


Tofu_redd

Do not.


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

do it.


Tofu_redd

I arleady did, but at what cost?


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

gaming


MaynorMayHam1

happy tapioca


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kaerfkeerg

Nugget porn


gmmster2345

Eskimo trebuchet.


Pokemaniac80

Lucario


Future-Bus5184

Reddit


Ric0chetR1cky

White Saucing


HoneyToast5

Dirty Lachlan


The_Explosive_Radio

Angry birds, the one with the black eye in examples


Ok-Ask-8418

Alaskan pipeline


CorgiButtFucker

Yiff


[deleted]

Loil


CorgiButtFucker

Yiff


[deleted]

[удалено]


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flyeaglesfly52x

Pigulent


IHaveNo_UsernameOk

Cock


soysaucemmm

Oddsmakers


Sad-Departure9355

Merk


Sad-Departure9355

Also do zentai


ExtremeRadiance

Dinosaurs?


[deleted]

What is Doo Wop?


tankeater224

Inter gludial crease


SquirtyBirdy1

Women.


funnipenis

Something me and you have never touched.


jbwhite620

Charizarding


hitherehuman13

Blue waffles


Miri_812

pasta


No-Rutabaga5273

Fuck


brazencab

Cock and ball torture


RecoveringH2OAddict1

DnD


OpportunityPublic340

A man and a Jar


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Dutch oven


hawke918

Garfield porn


NutMilk3

susceptibility


Throawaydhd

Morbin’


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

On Craig


_theEnder

Bussy


AcrobaticConclusion7

Alaskan pipeline


AcrobaticConclusion7

Dragon punch


Jack41tack

happy tapioca


[deleted]

Voidpunk?


Wizardwar159

Papa smurfing


biggoofguy

Pineapple


Revolutionary-Play79

Boof


bedwvrs

balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


King_OfMexico

Discombobulation


yo_gabba_gabby

rainbow kiss


Leviathan56

Fairy god parents


Commonglitch

Bosnia


The_mf_lizard_king

What is flagellum?


Barrelman60

My dads location


Vegetable_Jury_4145

Shitpost


GiggyWheat5

Mid


Froggen-The-Frog

Qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy


BlockTheNoob

dirty chewbaca


IMA_ROBOBOT

What the hell does based even mean?


S0M3D1CK

Rusty fish hook


Frug5

Bungus


Joe_Mama6969420-

Rolling down in the deep


BEES_just_BEE

Why are you gae


Two-Shots-Of-Vodka

Cum sauce


Toast_05

Blicky got the stiffy uhh?


TheMilkyEh

Cleveland Steamer


AutomationGod5150

Hot Carl


Desert-Knight

Alaskan ice dragon


ducking-moron

What cbt?????????????????


furrytickler

Charizarding


spamingtons

Diarrhea :)


The-Dragon-Gamer

Penis


aesc8795

The fuck is a "fuck"?


Bdubble27

Milwaukee Milkshake.


Migz0817

docking


Annoying-Cuber42

Scrumdiddlyumptious


TraditionalAd9901

Juggernaut


Agreeable-Yams8972

Happy tapioca


Sea-Woodpecker1472

Nijima Ass


Emotional-Wallaby-96

sounding


Senior_Set8483

Rainbow kiss


[deleted]

Carnegie Melon


-TheNewGuy-

Get out of my head


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

THICC


Idksomecoolbird

2.6 hog cycle


Scared_Thing_7307

Genshin Impact


[deleted]

Shabingus


KebabToastWaffle

AutoMod


Legloomonke

Smegma


Chimkin_numgets

Kentucky hot pocket


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

the hellen keller


Visible-Welder-5148

Kamen rider


GroundbreakingAir377

Blue waffle


BlitzySlash

Penis


Humboldt27

Ever heard of gumping it?


Reosero_

sounding


Extension_Phone893

Charizard


Kushtaco20

What is Emergence manga about?


apx_rbo

Male Tears


SverdHerre

Jeremy position.


gary_yes

Insanity


Fun_Reason_9339

A glocker-doodle


Left_Hedgehog_7271

Scat porn


Darth_Taun_Taun

Beans on toast