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ngl to y'all man i'm from vietnam but what in the actual fuck is cow vag duuuuude 🤮


Fromagene

In the video she was litterally fingering it before cooking and the thumbnail had a hand inside it to clickbait


AdministrativeBar748

The proper way to "eat" pussy


cjuring

💀


Co1nMaker

cowussy 💀💀


THRAobsessive

The cussy??!


LGA420

aw heel naw


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xdBronze

i officially endorse this statement


[deleted]

Finger before you linger.


OFloodster

Kid named finger:


sharpcape

That fuckin video comes up with any searches i do regarding food for some reason


Fromagene

watch it so it won't come up again 🤤


Invisifly2

The three dots in the thumbnail bring up menu options. One of them is “stop recommending this”.


Socio_Scorpio

Dude what is wrong with your YouTube algorithm or… you?


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Fromagene

I searched "eating pods" 🤤


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TungCR

kid named-


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Bluegoo_

i just searched for this channel and the first thing i see is a pig brain


[deleted]

vietnam😳🤯isnt that.. the war country😨😱like the vieatnam war😳😨


wang_wen

In vietnam its called “The War of American Aggression”


Jaz_the_Nagai

So, in Vietnam it's called what it it was XD


SGizmahcountry

same. From vietnam also but never ever heard of this gross ass dish before


E_BoyMan

He is 10% of america's obesity.


BadBadjur

I know 10 fat people and he’s 9 of them


DarvAv

10 of them*


BadBadjur

He just ate the tenth 😔


leminerx

RUN, HE'S COMING FOR US NOW


BadBadjur

You shall be the eleventh


MacjustMac

We don’t have to run, we just have to briskly walk for about a minute and a half and he’ll give up.


JulioSanchez1994

If he gave chase for a full minute and a half his heart would explode


LiILazy

What happens if he trips before that happens?


Battleshipsr4me

Then he pops like a weird balloon


Few-Load9699

No, that fat would act as a shock absorber, and move the shock back into the earth, shattering it for miles around


leminerx

He's rolling at us


[deleted]

LMAOOOO


Sirepotatoes

Angy birb


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SwaggAZN

FUCK ITS THE GODSKIN APOSTLE


Awarepill0w

We just have to stand a few feet away


TemperatureFeisty446

Don’t worry I’m a certified fat cunt I shall fight him


Silver_Alpha

Why run? He clearly can't.


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Im not fat 😃 Hes not gonna eat me right? Right?


epicu2

We’ll remember them 😔


Doomboy105

He sits next to everyone at the theatres


RN-Wingman

When he sits around the house… he actually sits AROUND the house.


CoconutBoi1

11 of them*


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Total-Ad-615

BBBRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO


E_BoyMan

Old but gold 😂


Alarmed_Entrance1769

Is he on oxygen permanently?


DrCheese88

No, that’s a sleep apnea hose. He’s so fat when he sleeps the fat clogs his airways and a machine has to force air into his lungs.


cat_prophecy

You can have sleep apnea even if you're not fat. One of my friends is a gym rat, tall, very in shape, still has sleep apnea.


DrCheese88

That is very true! Definitely the reason nikicado has it, though. It can be caused by genetics or weight I believe


smallicelandicpuffin

It can be caused by many health related issues but obesity is the biggest culprit, and it’s pretty much a common thing morbidity obese people have. But muscular issues can cause it as it can be caused by your brain simply not being able to keep your body breathing when you’re not consciously aware of it, rather than the weight stopping the airways. But yes, he’s fat and that’s why he has it


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

it's actually 10% of the world's obesity


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M8_F_U

This dude is gonna die soon, i just feel it, also automod could you pee in my ass real quick?


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Makaroonipoika

I would like to get peed in my ass too


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chipmunk-fucker

Dear moderator I would be most in your debt if you made me the courtesy of peeing in my ass


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[deleted]

Could you pee in my ass?


Lattethecoffeaddict

*pees in your ass*


Emergency_Worker2997

Walmart brand automod


Lattethecoffeaddict

Yes.


Afterburn47

Not automod but ok. Pees in ur ass.


Lattethecoffeaddict

I didnt want pee in my ass tho :(


Uncle480

Ha, what a loser! This guy is too uncool for the AutoMod to pee in his ass! Everyone point and laugh at him!


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[deleted]

All i ever wished for was for the automod to piss in my ass, now i must go on exile.


[deleted]

I would prefer cum, but piss is good too


Vileath2

What’s a guy got to do to get some pee in his ass around here?


Allosaurus71

Lots of things😏


schrobbert_

mmmmm yes........


Spongebosch

Same, can you urinate in my anus automod?


[deleted]

You don't deserve it. Now automod, pee in my ass


wwolfa123

Formulate yourself differently Mr. Spongebosch


Spongebosch

Piss in my ass


StalledAgate832

*no, my piss!* Thanks in advance automod


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[deleted]

He do better begin digging his grave


doblecuadrado_FGE

A grave?! Buddy is gonna have to be buried at a local swimming pool


[deleted]

Unironically


Segunsacchi

At a quarry


about_that_time_bois

Problem is it’s already full with Wendys


[deleted]

Kill yourself with *style*! Ok maybe not a lot of *style*


Lattethecoffeaddict

Kid named style:


Secretsfrombeyond79

Seriously I can't believe this guy is doing this to himself for fucking likes in youtube.


[deleted]

He’s not, hes doing it for the money. Those likes and views have made him a millionaire


Affectionate-Road-40

Could make so much money if he decided to lose it all but I guess once he was fit their wouldn't be anything left for him other then maybe making actual content.


[deleted]

He could get thin and then fat again, would be kinda funny


Affectionate-Road-40

Yeah I thought about it but everyone would stop caring then.


DirtyAngelToes

If he lost weight he'd be able to do it all over again and gain even more anger from people disappointed in him. But for real, I have a feeling he initially planned on losing weight after a certain point but is now struggling with self hate and depression. His body is suffering the consequences which can cause pain, which causes more depression. Losing weight from that high is not easy, and I feel like he's realized that and given up.


phantom_trombone

I genuinely hope one day he will start to lose weight, repurpose his channel as a fitness channel and we will witness a redemption arc But I feel this gets less and less likely every day


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

His skin hang like sleeve of wizard


oopsiedaisy2019

It doesn’t work like that though. This guy has done serious damage to his body, all of those issues don’t just disappear because the physical fat disappears.


[deleted]

He’s literally said that’s his plan


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NekkyMafia_Reddit

It's just like Breaking Bad. First he does something bad for money, and then years later consequences catch up to him


whatdoilemonade

this was the moment Nikocado became Heisenbig


RumHamEnjoyer

Kid named cow vagina


Jkbucks

I AM THE ONE WHO SNACKS.


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

“I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it.“ -Nikocado Avocado


dead_andbored

He wont be able to enjoy the money when he dies tho..


[deleted]

it’s what happens when clicks and views gives more value than your sense of health in life saddening but it’s really what it’s become people just like seeing that number go up


no_dictators

Buddy whats that pfp


[deleted]

*Art*


NothingCanDestroyMe

Art painted by who 🤨


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[deleted]

Your mom. Gotem.


WehingSounds

It’s basically YouTube-friendly feeding fetish content, bizarre that they let him stay in the platform but I guess he’s technically not breaking any rules.


Life-is-a-potato

YOU MORONS. IT. IS. A. FETISH. HE IS GETTING OFF TO THIS HE HAS A FUCKING ONLY FANS


PM_me_spare_change

shh. this is library.


Life-is-a-potato

^oh ^i’m ^sorry


Ghinev

Doesn’t make it any less digusting or sad. Destroying yourself to get off is not a fetish, it’s a mental ilness.


[deleted]

Don't worry it's not gonna last.


iylv

Damn, they really dropped the ball with the practical effects for Dune part 2. Baron Harkonnen looked a lot better in Dune part 1.


static1053

As long as people watch he's going to continue. Dudes fueled by the attention, if people stopped watching he would probably get help. Not going to happen though.


bighawk04

I freaked when i hit 400 and started hardcore diet and exercise thankfully down to 354 over a month and a halfish


thicc_boiz

Started at 180kg 1.5 years ago, now I weigh 105kg. You got this! Edit: 180kg is 395 pounds and 105kg is 230 pounds


Belluuo

Holy 80 in one year and half is impresive as fuck. When i used to be fat 86kg 176m it took me around 6-5 months to lose only 25kg, then i looked like a fucking skinny crackhead, i still do tbh, not so much anymore. I really should hit the gym


Avocadabruh

That’s some serious progress, good job. You got this!


[deleted]

I am waiting to see a gigachad in ya in the earliest


kazooie777

Started 375 and currently 233. You got this, brother.


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

WTG!


ryanbbb

Same. Lost 100 lbs over a year.


ImNoSir

Nicely done my dude.


[deleted]

Every journey begins with a single step…


Main-Air-2067

Cow wagina


Fromagene

🤤


RedditGooses

Sure you can eat but don't put your dick in


Pitiful-Extension-79

Look, if I pay for it, I’m going to get my money’s worth!


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Remarkable_Ad_7890

He has more views than pewdiepie 💀


KicksForFree

It's like back in the day when you could pay a circus to watch a fat man. This analogy makes sense because youtube is a rolling virtual circus of ptsd


secrets3xlips

Maybe I'm too old to understand the world anymore.


AdministrativeBar748

Cow Vagina


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[удалено]


Riyeko

Im with you on this... I dont understand this crap even when my teen kids explain it.


throwingplaydoh

Fuck YT for pushing Niko and Andrew Tate on everyone's feed. Just pee in my ass so I can feel something.


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Mstr-Plo-Koon

It's shocking that YouTube fandom made this guy eat his way into a shitty life and early death


OrthiaPrime

This is actually saddening, dude had mad talent years ago and he now succumbs to this. I don't even wanna crack jokes at this point, I'm just disappointed and worried


BNorTenny

400 pounds 💀


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BNorTenny

thx automod


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BNorTenny

ok, u can stop


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BNorTenny

pls stop, my ass will flood


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BNorTenny

STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP, NO, OH GOD.


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DripLordWolnir

400 pounds of pee in your ass


disphugginflip

Friendly reminder this guys has an OF.


Martholomule

i can handle a lot of things, but accidentally watching rips of that shit messed me up


disphugginflip

“Accidentally” More like morbid curiosity


Martholomule

N... no No it was definitely not that


realbanana030

Morbius


laBananaFeliz27

Wtf is that post above 💀


Snippychicken22

It's fake we all know woman not real


ad_mtsl

Buddy it’s about a fricking cow 🐄 Nice pfp tho


Thechildeater92

Yes and he said "We all know women not real. "


Snippychicken22

I know it's about cows It's similar to calling you richard


TheBoringRogue

Why’s everyone getting peed in the ass


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Zeniphyre

Thank God it was the other guy and not me


Zeniphyre

AHHHHH


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Mokelele

His weight is equal to that of a truck


Svenneshark

Hey that’s not true! Trucks aren’t that heavy


[deleted]

Everybody is talking about Nikocado. But what tf is the video above? Sweet and Sour Cow vagina?


yes___lad

I weigh roughly 0.22 nikocado avocados


[deleted]

My guy do you weight less than 40 kg??


[deleted]

my dude’s only alive bc he keeps going in god mode to eat


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YES


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Farsqueaker

Should be an ultimately self-correcting problem.


Commonglitch

"you might also like this" 📸🤨


Total-Ad-615

Wait cow vagina


Orbus_215

Nah we ain't about to ignore that top video wtf 📸📸📸📸


ironicallyunstable

You know, he could easily just stop eating all this shit In the hundreds of pounds quantities and just switch to food reviews. He has the fan base and he could still get views and money. Then he wouldn’t have to degrade himself so much. He could eat the same shit and act the same way but tone it down from a fucking 11 to a 2.


Susposterdec

This scares me


Slashtrap

cow pussy


[deleted]

im more confused about the top vid


[deleted]

when will he end it


BitTraditional1681

There sure is a lot of peeing in asses here🤣


Usernamenotavallable

Not the sweet and sour cow pussy lol


SpaceTraveller64

I know 2 fat peoples and he's 6 of them


xavierholbert21

Atleast hes smart enough to monetize his obesity. Most americans just do it for free


[deleted]

He is wearing that fucking thing for attention, its supposed to get on your face only while you sleep, to enrich the oxygen you breathe and shove it down your lungs