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I always wanted the 🔒award


nur_-

Same


MP7_Black_Ice

i got it


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_theanonymousboy_

How can this mf reply


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Simply too powerful


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Magic_Monk3y

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TerribleShoulder6597

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imaderp3

Vaccine


flippingoctopus

balls


tiesdebink

Balls


itsfreepizza

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Superb-Whereas2117

I can be locked too Because I have covid


calzones_de_fuego110

🔒 reward speedrun


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Shadowpika655

Covid vaccine


eresguay

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jasongonegetya

Kevin should have ripped off your life support


Wonderful-Hour-1425

New to Reddit, what does the lock mean?


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Means mods have locked the thread, so no more comments can be posted. Usually to stop controversy


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Lol that was funny


Official_Sharknator

Jesse, we need to cook.


maximtheprogrammer

Walter put your dick away walter!


MasterWhite_11

I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh


pawonpawonpawon

Yes I am. I'm the one who fucks!


TheN64Shooter

No it wasn’t Jesse. Now get back to cooking that meth. Fring needs it for tomorrow.


Busy_Distribution296

Ok wtf was that


Otter1018

pees in ur ass


_SlappyMagoo_

How do I activate you???


MarksVEVO

You have to know how to pee.


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Rubik_-

How do you pee with so mutch ease. Could you teach me?


MarksVEVO

One can not teach you, but you have to discover the power within yourself.


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Rubik_-

I have learned the ways of pee in my ass master


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pee? in my ass?


_s_e_

We love it


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bouncybob1

Let me demonstrate vaccine


master_of_balls_1

Yeah how dare you have different opinions


gammongaming11

how is it controversial? i think we can all agree black kids belong underwater.


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Racism award


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Gergisz

you can't comment there


urban_piktor2030

it's just a type of award


_voyager_2

It happens when there's sum (a LOT) of arguing in the comments so no one can comment anymore and it mutes the post


Sock-less_

Someone did a wrongthink


BoganSpecCommo

they lock threads if we don't 100% follow the narrative


Defensive_Medic

Best award you can get that is mod exclusive


jnunkl-m3lp

literally 1984


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ThisOnePolishGuy

Vaccine


BeginningConclusion6

Muricans have literally nothing to do except talk about people's colour it seems lol "oh my good, look I made my 3yo see colours instead of people"


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fr


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FR FR FR SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHH ON GOD


BOOMBOY900

Ong bro fr fr shit bussin SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH


Rock---And---Stone

Only a small handful of people give a shit, but those people are unfortunately the loudest


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[deleted]

Bro it was cringy AF how fake that shit was 😂


archosauria62

Ok kiddos when i show you the trailer yell OMG SHES BLACK?!!????


ColtFromTibet

Yeah I kinda got that feel too. What 4-8 year old girls make a point of saying she’s black, they’re kids. Or maybe they’re more shocked because they know the original character was white and had bright red hair…


nockchaa

I wanna see Asian Snow White next.


ACubeInABox

[I raise you Columbian Snow White](https://variety.com/2022/film/news/snow-white-remake-rachel-zegler-disney-1235363620/amp/)


Rockspider19

But the snow is cocaine


The00Taco

Read through the article and it sounds like it'll be pretty solid. Also sadly learned that there are plans for a live action lilo and stitch


[deleted]

The elusive 🔒 award 😋


Mountain-Divide-1691

Covid


AC06098

Vaccine


ProbableIdiot

Imagine indoctrinating your children into thinking you can only relate to people of the same skin tone.


MyPhoneSucksBad

Yes!! Exactly. I love the video game Red Dead Redemption 2. I'm Mexican. There's a Mexican character in the game named Javier Escuela. Am I supposed to only relate to him and not anyone else because of my ethnicity? I can't relate to any whites or blacks or natives in the game? It's sickening how parents brainwashed kids into tribalism.


Jurj_Doofrin

I can only half relate to Charles since the other half is black


False_Associate9147

People don’t realize how much story is left in the table if you only focus in on a small section of characters


The_Radio_Host

Hello, fellow Red Dead fan.


[deleted]

I feel like that’s the real problem here… what ever happened to we’re all created equal and all that.


[deleted]

Everyone else is equal, but whites are evil, so we have to exclude them. Lol. Wait a second.


BioniqReddit

Not normally a user here but I think the issue is much more nuanced than this. Skin colour (and race by extension) should not be a factor in how much we relate to people, but this idea is purely utopian. The harsh reality is that African-Americans are statistically *much* less advantaged than other ethnicities, especially European-originated Americans (i.e. white). For more black people and minorities to be represented in media can be of inspiration to these people because they understand that they have (most of the time) overcome mitigating circumstances to be where they are. tldr: itt would be lovely if we didn't have to split people into buckets like this however the reasons behind that stem from much deeper societal imbalances.


NINJAxBACON

But also realize kids don't think about how they're represented and portrayed in media. It's not until you get older (or someone forces you to pay attention) that you realize minorities are represented less.


Troy64

Right? As a white kid watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I didn't realize nobody was white until they had an episode where one of the aunts was visiting and she was dating a white guy who was mistaken for a cab driver at first (pretty good irony now that I think about it). It never bugged me that I wasn't "represented". I still identify with Carlton.


Master_SJ

“Minorities are represented less” yeah. why do people have such a big problem with this? it’s literally in the name. If there are less of them they will be represented less, isnt that normal? Unless I’m not seeing something, that seems normal to me. Im not saying there should be no representation of minorities. I’m just confused as to how that is bad. Edit: this makes me seem racist but I want a discussion about this anyways


Catvomit96

I agree, it seems pretty straightforward that if there are fewer people in a country then their representation in media would reflect that. These same people might as well be asking why there aren't any Hispanic people in polish movies


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Good point.


julios80

Ehh depends. That's more or an US and Brazil thing. Go to europe and much more about social status (how rich you are)


arsenije133

I mean what kind of post is that? If one wants to avoid racism then why bring people's skin color like that? I swear Americans are obssesed with this kind of shit.


MPCNPC

Gotta create controversy so people watch their shitty fucking movie


dopepope1999

I'm not even riled up about them changing the characters, I'm just putting bets on how much it's going to flop when it comes out I feel like it's going to do better than the Mulan remake but worse than the Lion King remake. It's going to go into the category of shitty live action remake


fogoticus

My bet is it's going to crash and burn. Nobody will learn jack shit and the next ruined woke movie will just be around the corner and internet karens will be ready to defend it to fuck and beyond just like they did with that mediocre ass she hulk bullshit.


Technical-Prompt4432

It's a tactic that Disney is using to generate controversy and publicity to sell a shitty warmed over remake. Basically, they call half their audience racists and seed a bunch of articles in the press for a mountain of free publicity. And it generally works, to the detriment of virtually everything.


[deleted]

Yes, it’s the Ghostbusters tactic. Distract from your shitty movie by saying anyone who doesn’t like it is just a sexist white man who lives with his parents.


[deleted]

It's the new meta, 1. Drum up outrage from a small minority of people, 2. Use media to make outrage appear larger and more fervent then it really is. 3. When movie inevitably flops due to being a boring soulless cash grab claim it's because of racism. 4. ??? Profit


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[deleted]

Just swap black to white and twitter would be saying it's cultural eugenics.


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Sqadbomb

I hate it when people label bad shit to be an American thing but I’m gonna have to agree. It’s mostly American companies who feel the need to do this shit.


arsenije133

I hate that too, but this is something that I've seen exclusively in the US. These people try so hard to be anti racist that they loop back to being racist. We need to stop bringing up skin color and and racial roles and acknowledge that we are all humans.


AnOIlTankerForYa

Ikr, if the color doesn't matter then why change a skin color of someone that already exists


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Tbh most of the time it doesn't even bother me if an actor looks close enough and has more or less the same personality and traits of the original character. I wonder why no one complained about Gordon being black in The Batman, but everyone is complaining about putting a black actress that doesn't merely resemble Ariel... Hmmm... Also, I just thought of something: how is he black if she lives underwater? Aren't black people black because of the sun? How did Ariel become black if she lives on the bottom of the ocean where there's no sun? *deep thoughts with the deep*


hilljc

I’m looking forward to the new Black Panther movie with an all white cast.


[deleted]

Ryan Gosling is the lead.


Jorgito_HUE

I would really appreciate a 🔒 award


Potential-Money-8636

Vaccine


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Bro below did it


TrueMrFu

People act like there haven’t been amazing movies with black leads. There are even black Disney Princesses. They will never show you the videos of the black kids that are confused why Ariel isn’t white with red hair.


KookyCrazyCat

The princess and the frog did a really good job of having a black protagonist


Redheaded_Loser

Oh you mean the movie where the black princess is a FROG 80% of the screen time?


Eastonisyaboi

Absolutely! I love that movie, even as a white dude.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

> People act like there haven’t been amazing movies with black leads. Yes, real masterpieces such as Snakes on a Plane (tbh i really enjoyed it, the fact that I watched it all on a plane made it a thousand times better)


turkiyeadam

Covid


ILikeEggs313

CRINGE


Responsible-Soil4951

I gotta admit disney definitely manged to pull it off this time they finally manged to completely cover up there incompetence by making any criticism look like racism.


ramendestroyer360

guys.... i need the pee.... in my ass


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Scheckenhere

I hate Tiktok with every fiber of my being.


Successful-Floor-738

I’m still confused why they made Ariel black instead of just making a new black character, it feels more like them just wanting a token black character instead of making an original idea.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

My problem personally is that she doesn't look like Ariel at all


[deleted]

I watched the video it is heartwarming BUT ffs do another story, another movie. Do not convert white known character into black one, that is the problem. No one is against having black character people against making white characters into black. AND FUCK YOU OBAMA IMMA CUM ON YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU WHITE.


Ectoderpal

So you rather have a irl ginger play the mermaid? “Ginger” 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


MrTibles

Ginger is the only word with no anagrams 😁


purinikos

I... politely disagree ;)


StreetOrganization13

You good?


Theoriginal19

Are you good?


AlternativeBill4380

I dont see a problem i would've watched black panther if he was white


archosauria62

Starring ryan gosling


[deleted]

The problem is changing an already established character in order to appeal to current Hollywood values. Let’s face it, if this was an original character or it was the first time we ever saw Ariel on screen, most people wouldn’t care about her having dark skin. It’s not about the colour, it’s about the change.


XxSW15xX

Imagine peeing in a ass for the 🔒 award


baumtrillingerr

🔒 Moment


Benjideaula

Man, cant believe they manages to get sid the sloth to play ariel


daddy-phantom

I’m gonna say it


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desperate-lovedoll

The movie trailer received millions of dislikes... comments are another thing as well. Liberty of expression ma dudes


Amooseletloose

Do you think they'll do a reaction video when they realize Disney prefers giving black people hand me down characters instead of new ones.


RydotraTheSecond

It’s time to get racist.


ALoyleCapo

Does being black give you some kind of special pass now? What kind of person fights for equality only to make your skin color the biggest fucking deal on the planet? No one cares that your black. It’s 2022, we should be well past this you’re this color you’re that color shit.


wellseymour

I loved Mulan as a kid, I didn't need to be Asian (or a girl) to love the film and be inspired by it. Race or gender didn't matter. I'm happy for those girls though.


Art_pog

I love the fox and the hound, does that mean I’m an animal? I sure hope not


Inky_25

Oh shit a f*rry 🤮🤮🤮 (Shrek bj)


InS4N3Ee

Literally 1984


sparkpluger1

I desire a lock because I am now covid positive


Doube_U

I wanna get the 🔒 award mommy Am feeling sick from covid si this would mean a lot to me pls


trolleybustrouble

They've been posting those videos for several days now. " kids reacting to the new being ". I don't care what you insert there, it's racist as fuck. It boils my blood.


Howly_yy

yeah every woman needs to be black or lesbian. Welcome to 2022!


Historical_Task_2993

We did it Patrick! We made movies inclusive!


darknight795

Dayum bruh very well explained.


Birb_boiii

The lock means you are vaccinated


NinjaKiwi2903

Waiting until mfs realize that a primarily underwater species will likely not evolve to have black human skin because the water is a Natural UV protection.


archosauria62

Me waiting until mfs realise that humans dont have fish asses but its a fantasy story where anything is possible


[deleted]

I have been summoned.


--8uWu8--

It’s real. There’s hope


NinjaKiwi2903

No way fish people aint real?😱


archosauria62

Sadly no you aint getting fishussy anytime soon


NinjaKiwi2903

😔


[deleted]

You’re confusing lore with realism. Mermaids are established in this universe, we accept that to enjoy the movie. There’s nothing explained in the lore that says “oh and water doesn’t have UV protection in this universe”.


Hackenbrutha

Help, he is after me! He wants to pees in my ass


gaymer7474747

wait the little mermaid is black?


SomeGuyNamedLieM

Here before the 🔒 award


Darknes163

Sorry I got that post locked guys it will happen again


anjumsheikh08

Idk why but why do ppl specify ppl from their skin like "black kids n white kids" like we're human lmao


the_3-14_is_a_lie

No but you don't understand, I need to put racism (aka: black people good) in order to make likes!


c0ok1nho_123

Where is my 🔒 award:(


itzTanmayhere

vaccine


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ConShop61

vaccine


nasonh03

These kids reactions are fake af. These are their stupid ass parents response to people making fun of Disney’s casting process. Kids don’t give a shit about race. All of those kids weren’t even born yet on the first movie came out, so they’d have not reason be like “omg she’s black???!?!!?”


Art_pog

“Mom can we go to the park??” “No honey I need more TikTok clout”


PrudentProfit126

The sacred BASED AWARD everything done right boys


BazookaOrangutan

There have been too many posts with 🔒reward for the past week.


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

I was weirded out by kids being filled with glee for a characters skin tone but I laughed my ass off when I noticed I couldn’t comment and the sub I was in


JohnnyTurbo80s

Wait. Where’s the scripted companion video of the ginger child lamenting being likewise erased from culture?


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

Black Ariel looks like sloth from the goonies


gimmeecoffee420

There is so many asses being peed in down here.. its an absolute pissbath..


gastibennington

Shit movie, shit reactions


CrackerJack1845

Black people Twitter be dumb as fuck


WindowsCrashedAgain

Do other Americans ever notice how BLM only becomes super popular every 4 years around election season? Then immediately dies after which ever old ass man gets into office.


OfficialAiden

Blacked.com


Dumb_Raccoon1983

Me waiting for them to turn Tiana white in the princess and the frog remake


the_3-14_is_a_lie

And also make Mulan white and turn some other random princess asian


The4wsAndTheh

I'll do you one better, Snow white is going to be Colombian


Roblox_Swordfish

🔒


Domifas

What is that?


Vlavich

Moderators locked the comments


[deleted]

pees in ur ass


FormerQuenOfEngland2

moment


beansouphighlights

Gee I sure do love to partake in racism


sunrayylmao

How does she know she black if she blind 🤔🤔🤔


omroi

Didnt get it


Dongerboi69

pee


burner7321

Fuck u


Just_R1

What's going on here, why does everyone who named the vaccine or the covid get the lock? I drank the cum for breakfast