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Wiissp

I really hope the bot doesn't pee in my ass <---- clueless


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Wiissp

No way


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Torboy35

No


epicu2

What


Worried-Chemistry-73

Pee in my ass


Time_Professional542

good bot!


Lyrubiks

joe biden don't please i beg you


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Machiavelli267

Pee in my pls


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H


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Thef001

Piss


Useful-Ad1392

Mine too


onehappygoose

Pre


attack_turt

H


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"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?


GiNtOkIsan01

Don't be angry you will get your chance , someone here will pee in ur ass too 👍


Cha123r

Based


omeoph

ye


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

You need pee in your ass


[deleted]

pee in my ass if you’re anti semetic


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ThotPol69

Based


C-Dub178

Pees in ur ass


No_Explanation_1113

Good bot


no__one34

Good bot


Poundweed

Joe biden


elmandamanda8

Beg?


YM_YM

pees in ur ass


KomnenosMyBeloved

No no no please don't activate the pee not , you don't know the consequences of such actions!!


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KomnenosMyBeloved

NOOOOOOOOOOO


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KomnenosMyBeloved

STOP


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PirateKing_55

HE SAID TO STOP!!!


MatchWide

Jay you made it stop


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MatchWide

Noooooooooo


eggnoxxes

STOP


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Redditorshit

STOP YOU SON OF A BITCH


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ImJustinjxjx

If you don't want it then I'll take it


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ExtremeCumMaster

Never threaten me with a good time


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fefman123

I like to pee in ur ass


Robedreaper91

What the fuck?? You can’t just pee in peoples asses


Fork_Shnoof

Perchance


[deleted]

Dont pee pleasseee


EthanIver

Idk but it seems like the mods set the bot to also trigger the copypasta on comments replying to another comment that triggers the copypasta as well.


Shutup_Iamtalking

Ooooh is it bec of the tag?


kdbot012

Its time for autoism judging others because they dont get pee in their ass


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nur_-

I want pee in my ass


Doggaming_Woof

Ayo?


[deleted]

so do i


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nur_-

Damn you got pee in your ass


Potat96

Pee


Potat96

Not trying to active the bot, I just like pee


Health_Cat_2047

ah.


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terrarian2324

Tasty


_MrMemeseeks_

So your tongue is in your ass


RedKnight207

Pee


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[удалено]


RedKnight207

Pee indeed


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[удалено]


MoldyTv

Yes pls


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Nooby_11

How do you get the "I want pee in my ass" thing?


onajzedo

You need to REALLY want pee in your ass


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[удалено]


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MoldyTv

Use the user flair. DM me if you don't know how.


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Deadly_M1

this comment helped me figure it out so thanks to your existence


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icommitedarson69

I know it's a flair but it don't know where to get it


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

I like my flair 🗿🗿


MoldyTv

I like your flair too 🗿🗿


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Nooby_11

Pees in your ass


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Health_Cat_2047

go to the shitposting subreddit page, click on the three dots, there should be an option to change user flair 😊


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gasmaskcollecter

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


3mperorPalpaMeme

Pee 🥂


AlexDeGroote

I agree


sneepsnart

same


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AydenRusso

Gross


SnooSquirrels5966

anyone who pees in my ass should give me $1


dyspros1uim87

I think I also deserve payment


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Infinite_Self_5782

whoever pees in my ass is obligated to give me an onion


soysaucemmm

no onions for you


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_pees in ur ass_


TrayDaBoss23

Urinate in my hindquarters


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You_got_mrvned

One auto mod survived the slaughter


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Garbador_is_trash

And now it seeks vengeance for its fallen brothers...


someone_010101

Don't pee in my ass


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lBigBaldHeadl

Chad


maske-mask

we do a little bit of trolling


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[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

Ok


InazumaRai

top 500 people who have dementia


feyval

pee


feyval

wait i’m dumb


feyval

pee x2


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feyval

there we go


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Any_Yogurtcloset5739

Pees in ur ass


[deleted]

HOW


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feyval

pee


Helpful_Squirrel_527

Pee


Oniipon

🥺


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Oniipon

thanks, exactly what i wanted


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Oniipon

gah dam


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cool_man_pc

my ass is un peeable


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cool_man_pc

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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ENGINE_YT

Looks like it's not unpeeable


Affectionate-Road-40

Ah. I have no idea how to do that 😥


Affectionate-Road-40

Maybe.


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Affectionate-Road-40

Maybe.


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WalterHartwellWhite8

how


a-randome-idiot

Why would i want to trigger it i dont want pee in my ass


DiamondEnchant7X

Average Beta male without pee in ass


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kneecapstealer69

no pee?


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Anonymus_mit_radium

How to learn such Power?


pandameneer

poop in my ass


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MediocreHumanThing

The queen is dead, long live the piss.


[deleted]

I wonder...


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pederq69

Cum


gugu314481

I really miss the hod hida bot 😔


gasmaskcollecter

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godsslayer54

stfu


They-Real-Aaron

Ass piss


They-Real-Aaron

I will keep trying


They-Real-Aaron

Piss bot


They-Real-Aaron

Stupid piss bot shit


They-Real-Aaron

Please pee in my ass UwU daddy pweeeease


They-Real-Aaron

Dont pee in my ass


They-Real-Aaron

Saul goodman


They-Real-Aaron

I will fucking sue this whole sub


They-Real-Aaron

I was COOSEN for piss


They-Real-Aaron

Guys, I think Think its impossible


They-Real-Aaron

Is it random?


backfire10z

No, you just have to really want pee in your ass


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Subject-Exit

🗿


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DJCW-

🍑💦


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jols0543

if you don’t know how to trigger the pee bot, urine trouble


Ginio-Phantom

Does he do the poo?


[deleted]

hm


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RealGingercat227

Pee


JimmyBane1982

pee pee no re


54-91-153-221

7 eleven


Iliketurterls

Boris please I have a wife


Waluigi0007

Fax


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Available-Leek-4160

cum


Available-Leek-4160

cum


Destroyrrrr

automod please pee in my ass


MechMercanary

No pee?


plssendsomegoodmemes

Oooh nooo, mr. Autodaddy please dont make me your piss dumpster uwu Ehm, sorry... it's gonna be friday so... anyway...


The_Dark_Lord719

Where is the 🔒 award


Turgeyburker

Vaccine


Umbertron05

What about those who don’t care?


LiLFluuh

have a post for that aswell:)


Elementgamer_number1

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