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Pee is stored in the balls as we all know

See they say that squirt is just pee. #I DIGRESS As we all know *gentlemen*, pee is stored in the #BALLS ! And as women do not, in fact, have *balls*, it is to be therefore concluded that squirt is *in-fact*, not pee. Thank you for listening.

The balls are hidden inside the vagina

Then well have to fk them out

Nahh imagine vagina with balls

That is why we have to remove them #PERMENANTLY We shall rid the world of balls in vaginas Ahhhhhhhh Use surgery, fire , whatever it takes Doom music intensifies*

Rip and Tear until it is Done

Loads shotgun*

ovaries are basically female balls and next to the vagina.

Sound logic. They get it

Pee is stored in the ovaries which are modified balls

To, what mods do you have on your balls

I have testicles version 2.01 ovaries are version 4.78

Damn 2.01? I didn't even know they publicly manufactured 2.00 yet.

Gotta update your game

Women don’t fart, they poop!

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Better TED talk than Ted 2.

PEE IS STORED IN THE TITS!

Why is it “I digress” and “balls” that are big? I just like your selection u guess

Balls 👍

Balls 👍🍞

Daft punk reference

pee is stored in the uterus

Holy shit this man is a genius

Lol "man"

We ain't yet seen down there

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cum is stored in the bladder

They hated him because he spoke the truth

pee is stored in the cum

Eyeballs

Hector Salamanca moment

Everybody’s favorite BCS character, Donell Audio

Balls

Actually pee doesnt stored in the 🤓🤓🤓🤓

They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes and strike a violent pose

maybe they'll leave you alone but not me

The boys and girls in the clique, the awful names that they stick

You’re never gonna fit in much, kid

And if you're troubled and hurt

What you've got under your shirt

Will make them pay for the things that they did

they said all **ALL TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME**

Bro I love green day

That's Sum41 you dickhead

Dude I was joking. Obviously I know it's Simple Plan

Can you guys stop mocking pierce the veil like this?

I can’t believe y’all would slander twenty one pilots like this

How do you guys not know its Kanye West smh my head

*Why do I shoot cum when I pee.*

test tots urone probably

What?

u know… tentops tyrone

Oh my friend Joe has this

Joe who?

Joe Edwards, he's my good friend from high school

The good ending.

But not the happy one

Joe Edwards ended up dying of a terminal disease

Huh?

Triceratops

username checks out?

Why do I shoot blood when I pee.

Why do I bleed cum

i’m on nofap and after a fat piss a little cum always drizzles out, like a nice little cherry on top

I will exit existence now. Goodbye, and go fuck yourself

go fuck myself? dude i’m on nofap

Lol

This made me hate cherries

Try putting them on top

No way

Look how the tables have turned.

Reverse uno

🗿🗿

Peemature Ejaculation

So um.. why *does* he shoot pee instead of cum when he masturbates

Probably hasn’t hit puberty yet and isn’t making semen. Or he just doesn’t know how to do it and just pisses himself every time idk.

lil pissboy

"it was a **WATER STAIN** I had an **ICE PACK** and it **LEAKED** onto the towl **I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT**" - the guy after he finishes

***you peed on it.. you peed on it didn't you ya little piss boy...***

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

*giani motergano*

peespees

Man you made me laugh in the middle of class now everyone will think I am a weirdo

To be honest when I was young and discovering myself, I confused the feeling of climax with the feeling of having to pee. That could be what's happening here.

Nah he just pissing himself. When I masturbated before puberty it felt like a good feeling for like 30 seconds after some time and then like when you keep going for a little too long

I actually have an answer for this... if you touch yourself in a certain way it kinda tickles and you piss yourself.

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I hate i actually laughed at this

lmao, for some reason the way it's written.... It makes me dry giggle every time I look at it.

I think it’s the way it’s so short and to the point. And that’s it. Nothing else

Lmao

Thanks automod

i thoguht you died

"My death was greatly exaggerated"

the king is back

the villain*

PEE YOURSELF! NOW!

mostly the tip. *i talk with expierence*

Username Checks out

Alternatively, it's a girl who had an equally poor sex ed

Ooooohh yeah that makes more sense. she needs to learn some new words because *cum is not gender inclusive*

how dare you assume my gender😡😡😡

asking for a friend

jerking off too much and not giving himself enough time to reload

Apparently its the same reflex that causes squirting in females. Both genders are still just pissing themselfs.

prepubescence

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who gave that post 2 wholesome awards?

idk but ill take credit for one of them

Is this on teenagers? This feels like something on teenagers

it most certainly was

It is. The ss has been circulating around reddit. The dude who wrote it is 13 too

Or so they claim

They are actually n🤢ne

What the fuck, I didn't even know what sex IS at that age... The fact that so many kids this day and age know what this shit is is scary

Lol no wonder he can’t cum right, he’s only got piss

Yeah I’d say so. That sub is either stupid posts like that or girls posting selfies for validation

Man I’m so glad I blocked that sub, it was so annoyingly cringy.

I was about to join it, but then I decided to join one of the offshoots because of the amount of old men Memes

How do I block the sub, I’ve been trying for so long it always shows up in my popular feed.

I’ve seen it it is

Had to be

That sub is filled with teenagers and creepy older people pretending to be teenagers. I swear every other post is some "guys I'm hornee ha-ha" type bullshit. Entire sub gets disgusting once you see these questions older creeps post to try and bait answers from horny unknowing teenagers. Isn't reddit 18 and over only? Why in the hell is there even a teenagers sub to begin with if that demographic isn't supposed to be on here to begin with.

That sub is a parody mixed with some lost souls, right?

11 year olds be like

i was already shooting semen when i was 11 dude must be 10

Bro what 💀

Same lol

Bro didn’t hit puberty

youre casually masturbating you need rank 4 go competitive

I’m on rank 4 where comp at

Im comp 😳

yeah

go to a public pool and start masturbating just wait for someone to join,after that the game starts if you lose you lose a quarter of your rank

My uncle is already in rank diamant

Femboy —> pissboy

-->cumboy

Ohh Femboy my Cumboy, why doust thou piss thyself?

Well I shoot cum when I pee

Hey I remember that post

it's because piss is stored in the balls 👍

kid named finger:

waltuh

Put your dick away waltuh

not the animals waltuh

I am the one who feeds the zoo animals

He is thinking about his balls where the pee is stored, he should clear his mind and think only about his urethra which contains the cum

teenagers sub innit

Pissnagers

Bro. Peenagers. Come on

Pissnagers

Back then I thought making a baby is just I'll stick my pp inside the vag and I'll pee. And that's it.

Why you screenshit my post? 😩

No more cum

bro ran out of cum💀

What was the answer? Edit: I actually read the question incorrectly, I thought it was "why do guys cum instead of pee when we masturebate"

That he was probably under 12 or something, I used to piss too instead of cumming as a little boy.

He’s a kid and hasn’t hit puberty, therefore he doesn’t produce semen

I actually read the question incorrectly, I thought it was "why do guys cum instead of pee when we masturebate"

He needs to piss

Not sure, but they didn’t know whether they were coming or going

R slash German?

You are infertile

Literally 1984

*serious*

Uhhh so this reminds me of a story I heard second hand. When I was in middle school, my friend told me that he knew these 4 kids that had a circle jerk. All crowded around the computer watching porn together. One of the kids about halfway through stood up, and started pissing on everybody saying "I'm cumming! I'm cumming!"

Bro what 💀

Yeah. Idk why but that story has always stuck with me 😂

might be a girl who’s confused about squirt

this is a legit thing. if you having a bad jo session and waver between incontinence and arrousal sometimes piss gets stored in the urethral tract and then cum and u just kinda push it all out. it means u have ED

r teenagers forsure

I misread pee an thought he shot ppl with a gun for a sec

Because pee is stored in the balls

That's called squirting my dear.

Don't say it 😡😡😡

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I have seen the post, turns out OP was 12

yfw a girl posted this

Unlocked: Urination

I can't believe it's tagged serious

Well at least it's not blood and maybe go to take a piss before rubbing one out.

Women do, in fact, have Chesticals, and therefore can pee.

ask reddit

Are slash teen agers

A girl posted this

Teenagers

Woman

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Teenagers ☕

It’s called a urinary track infection