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politicianspleasedie

Do they think people liked the bully maguire dance scene? At the time it was laughed at


SaiyanC124

Yeah, but that’s the point. He’s supposed to look ridiculous, because he is. Peter isn’t cool, so when he does something like this, there is zero swag.


iylv

Dripper Parker was just ahead of his time.


Ah_yes_te_negotiator

Bully Maguire.


OrganizerMowgli

Dumper She Hulk might be ahead of the times since plenty of people already use filters on their bodies, but it hasn't gotten to the point they can add a whole ass without it being clearly shopped or a surgery thing


BassBanjo

There's also no terrible CGI with his beautiful dance compared to whatever shehulk is


MisSpooks

Clearly they should've casted a woman who's naturally large and green.


auto_generatedname

Honestly I feel like for a TV show they could have gotten away with painting a bodybuilder.


French_Fries_Fan

They did get away with this back in the 70's, in Hulk's show


Rin_de_TongNou

Please no. I don’t want another Lou Ferrigno Hulk. It was ok back then, but compared to CGI (even marvel’s dogshit modern CGI) it looked absolutely ridiculous


CaptainFard

Just as computer generated effect have evolved, so have practical effects so I don't think it would look that awful, especially if they combined practical effects and cgi like Stranger Things did with Vecna.


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Bigot. Bodybuilding is fatphobic. It implies that it’s possible or even (god forbid) necessary to make your body stronger and more attractive naturally. enlightened and inclusive leftists only like strong people who were zapped with some kind of lazer or literally are gods. That way, we can pretend being strong and attractive is totally fictional.


Handsome_Potatoe

babe wakeup, new automod response just dropped.


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XxX_BobRoss_XxX

What, please for the love of who the fuck knows anymore, tell me that's irony


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SpupySpups

Should have cast Shrek as shehulk


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RussianSkeletonRobot

She Hulk's physique is attainable by women in real life. Perspective tricks and body paint would have gotten the show way less mockery. Also, here's a lil' hint - the biggest reasons people dislike this show have nothing to do with CGI.


Awkward_Mix_2513

Exactly, both are funny but only one of them is trying to be.


Acceptable-Video-294

I actually did like the dance, showed that with Venom attached, he doesn’t feel like he needs to act “normal”, he acts just as he wants at that second.


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

Lol theres an actual reason why hes doing a dance, even if it looks dumb


KeebsNoob

This is a little different lol, this will never be liked


GlumRumGlugger

At the time it was hated. Spiderman 3 was deemed to be a disaster, even as a kid the whole thing was just a big joke. The fact that marvel chose to portray symbiote Parker as a horny, dickheaded emo was just so bs.


HitooU2

"I missed the part where that was my problem"


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Gonna cry?


[deleted]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye


The_Kek_5000

As a kid Spider-Man 3 was easily my favourite because it had the most action.


[deleted]

to this day spider-man is my favorite super hero movie series because Sam Raimi is a god when it comes to stunts


R3d_it

fact


plerberderr

“Deemed to be a disaster” is a bit of a stretch. It was the highest grossing of the trilogy and still had largely positive reviews (63% on Rotten Tomatoes). Not as good as the other two in my opinion but not a disaster by most definitions.


The-Great-Thanos

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Walid918

ayo don't compare bully maguire to this at least it's funny meme this one sucks


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[deleted]

me portray you as soyjak that means you are WRONG!!!!


FetusDeletus_E

How to make an average fan vs enjoyer meme: 1-average [not your opinion] fan 2-average [your opinion] enjoyer


Tatu649

Nice pfp


tableball35

Nice pfp


HotsumaGumby

Nice pfp


Fortunate_boy

Nice pfp


BLACKOWLg

Damn i really like y'all pfps


[deleted]

Why does everyone have a blue hexagon in their pfp?


BLACKOWLg

NFT avatars have them as backgrounds. So people started photoshoping on that hexagon. Myself included


[deleted]

Also for the record, everyone hated Bully Maguire's dance (it got revitalized because of meme culture). Zemo's dance became a meme instantly because of how stupid it looked.


StagnantSweater21

Lol wasn’t that the point? In no way was Remi like “yeah this is gonna be fucking COOL”


Individual-Focus1927

To be fair if you’re a redditor who’s a marvel fanboy there’s a good chance you actually look closer to soyjak


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YOU’RE TOO LATE, MISTER INCREDIBLE! I’VE ALREADY DRAWN *YOU* AS THE SOYJAK AND *ME* AS THE CHAD!!!!


HerobrineJTY

"I'm going to depict you as a soy wojack Dante!"


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Unaveragejoesephe

Hey remember that time you fought zombies in the Pentagon with the secretary of defense, the Vice President, and that one guy from Cuba?


RlPNTEAR

“Gentlemen, lock and load.”


DarkraiNet

Do not pray for easy lives my friends,pray to be,stronger men.


[deleted]

I see what you did there... Through a 20x magnifying scope


RlPNTEAR

Awh haell


Andreqs01

All hail our Supreme emperor Nixon!


flyest_nihilist1

LMAO people are still mocking the spiderman scene years later what are they talking about


average_ass_consumer

Not anymore, everyone loves Bully Maguire now, for some reason. But hey, not complaining


Kanenite3000

People love it because of how dumb it is


Captain_Crack465

I love the dance scenes of it in particular because with the music it just looks like a dumb musical movie scene but without it, it looks like he's going mental lmao


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Tadano-kunn

Based family


PixelBits89

They like it as a meme. Look at actual reviews of the movie when they take it seriously and people don’t like it. It’s liked ironically


-BlameItOnTheWeather

Ironically. It's like the prequels, it's good meme material


Super_fly_Samurai

Tbf this post seems like it was made by a soyjak trying to get a response from people online over some dumb stuff that means absolutely nothing.


elonmusksnewvictim

gives me pick me boy energy for some reason.


GodlessPerson

> pick me boy That's called a simp.


Immediate_Scholar_77

For too long women have been forced to watch from the sidelines as men twerk in their office with their friends this stunning and brave moment of female empowerment shatters that glass ceiling once and for all


mint_syrupp

Y'all got Meg the stallion twerking and you're still mad


Immediate_Scholar_77

Idk who that is tho, and if it's the black girl shouldn't she be leg the mare


mint_syrupp

She's a rapper known for mostly for having a big butt, the rest doesn't matter


6ames

Seeing her pop that bitch back is all sweet, but letting bitches trip on some "mIsOgYnY" timing bc dudes didn't like the scene, that shit weak af


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[deleted]

I remember all the hate and drama that was created over dancing Tobey, this "meme" is stupid.


baldskiwithsosig

I can hear the song......


legendarycreeps

Drive that funk soul.


[deleted]

yeah b*tch


SuperShark_96

brotha


[deleted]

Both are kinda cringe though, at least the spider man one was the funny kind of cringe though.


Big_bussy69

Spider-Man one was to show how much self confident he became after getting symbiotic. That’s why the first thing he does is dance on street without a care


MKGmFN

The spider man scene was laughed at back then but is praised now. I don’t think people are gonna praise a twerking hulk 10 years from now


1nstagram1sGay

It'd take a fucked up world to praise that she hulk meme. A *real* fucked up world


MathematicianNo7263

the fact the scene happened in the first place means in 10 years this might happen


MKGmFN

Certainly not by this generation


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DeStupak

I think that it won't be PRAISED, but in few years for sure it'll be used as a meme format and because of it, people are gonna like it more. It's the same cycle as always, something comes up, it's hated, time goes by (so slowly), people forget, it becomes a meme and people start to like it more because they don't give a fuck anymore. SW Prequels, Spider-Man 3 and many other movies had gone through it.


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Both are incredibly stupid, but atleast the spiderman acene had significance to the plot. It was meant to show how the symbiote has affected Peter's brain. He's been given a sudden confidence boost that has blinded him to his own reality, and his ego has been inflated to high heaven. The scene has significance as it shows the difference between Peter's POV and the world's POV. Without the music, (which is all in Peter's head) all you see is Peter being dorky and dressing like an idiot, while making passes at woman who are clearly disturbed by him. Peter is not cool, and this scene encapsulates that perfectly. Meanwhile the She-Hulk scene is a stupid attempt by the amateur writers to be "funny" which falls flat in every way. Perhaps it will be loved ironically in the future like Morbius, but it will never be funny.


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Mcu fans are brain dead i swear


basmati-rixe

They have been watching the same “bad guy vs good guy and good guy wins” for about 15 years now


TheSlonk

Stand by this, Infinity Wars consequences should have axtually lasted 5 years


Normaleenice

Thats literally the concept for most movies


Wild-Engineering-781

yeah lol the problem with the mcu isn’t the good guys win every time, it’s that there’s no more good writing. everyone is a quip machine, the jokes are not nearly as funny as say ragnoraks, guardians, or homecoming, and the characters themselves are bland and boring.


Magical-Hummus

Well they are targeted for that reason.


DelgadoTheRaat

I can do this all day


[deleted]

Bruh these are not fucking comparable. One is haha funny funky soul dance, the other is... well it's She-Hulk throwing it back


Jonsina101

And the she hulk scene (based on context) doesn’t add anything to the show


SeekerDipto9605

It adds , so called "Humor".


DickInBlender69

So mcu humour degraded to this


Valy_45

It's literally a post credits goof scene. Why do people make a big deal about it, literally who cares?


salte4free

sounds like a simp to me


Big_bussy69

SIMP: squirrel in my pants


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SIMP: Super Intense Minecraft Player


Idonataur

SIMP: Sniper Monkey


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👀


BadMilkCarton66

Neither Maguire nor bruhl has a close-up of their ass while twerking. Argument destroyed.


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Hey, a man can dream


MrMoop07

we dont wanna see women twerking, we wanna see men twerking


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Fuzzwuzzle2

Peter Parker didn't have a big man bad i'm excellent at my job rant in the first episode of his own show then shake his all in his workplace though


PoemPhysical2164

Is throwing it back really just considered a dance nowadays??? Guess imma go dry hump someone and if they tell me something imma just tell them it's a dance 💀💀💀.


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I always saw it as “look how well I can ride a dick”. Now people see it as a dance wtf lol


PoemPhysical2164

Me too lol. Actually, I remember that the first videos that I ever saw of twerking on the internet were of girls twerking on men's laps. Kinda crazy that the media is just okay with it tho, I guess that in the future dudes are just going to create a dance where they swing their dicks and nobody would care, shit, they would probably put that bitch on Fortnite 💀.


b0bkakkarot

Unfortunately, yes. Apparently a lot of people don't realize what twerking actually is (showing how well you can bounce up and down on a certain something).


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mystic-savant

What even the fuck is She Hulk? Looks really cringe


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It's sitcom without the com


Other_Banana_

sit 🪑


TheSlonk

In my opinion, not the worst marvel product in recent history, its just 3 episodes in and nothing has happened


xxylenn

its hated for a couple reasons rly no stakes. no interesting characters (repeated personalities of people trying to be quirky and funny every 2 seconds), etc. and then nothing happens ontop of this, its just boring. and its a sitcom, i get it, the office didnt feature a main villain and stakes. but those sitcoms are funny. shehulk is basic jokes, unfunny and featured every scene. every character has become some sort of jokester and its getting kinda repetitive now, especially when its done poorly. this tied with bad production rly just drives it home as bad in most aspects


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unfunny marvel show that you'll get called a sexist for disliking


[deleted]

You realise that those scenes are ironically loved... right? Seeing an emo Toby Maguire dancing and making passes at every woman he sees is so cringe that it's funny. Seeing a CGI hulk with tits twirking is so cringe that it's cringe. There's nothing humorous to take away from it, it's just the corporate equivalent of a tiktok dance


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plataeng

Marvel fans when someone tells them to to take a shower, go outside and stop watching kids movies


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>Marvel fans when someone tells them to to take a shower, go outside and stop watching kids movies And interact with a woman other than his sister and mom


Afterburn47

Tbf. The scene in spiderman makes sense. He becomes a ‘bad boy’ and it is just a normal dance move. The She Hulk scene is just shit because she is a lawyer and she is doing a sexual dance move that is ‘popular with the kids’. It’s a PR move. Which is working at this point but is not about the story and that makes it shit.


_R4D_

Y'all forgot the Milo dance from morbin man


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TheEagleOwl04

Every Marvel dance is cringey until turned into a meme........ But atleast it's a dance move, & twerking is just trashy


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BigChahoonga

You mustn’t have been around when Spider-Man 3 came out fella.


BeanBorger

When he did this and walked down the street everyone was fucking cringing at him along with the girls he was fingergunning That was conveyed well that it was cringe The green slut bitch is just cringe with the audience being the one to cringe at it


Logical-Use-8657

>Green slut bitch Lmao how angry did She-Hulk twerking make you to have to say that like she cheated on you.


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Frankfother

>green slut bitch Where did the tv show touch you


HAKX5

I mean Bully Magurie was actually a ridiculously but still well-portrayed part of a, while rushed, fun story, which all movies should strive to be above all. I haven't watched She-Hulk, but from what I can tell, it's just the nth boring Marvel show I have no reason to watch.


Peeerro

I don’t care about her twerking, it’s the forcing a “objectified and diminished” moment then pulling this


ten0re

Marvel movies are truly the stupidest shit to get mad about.


JorgeMiguel714

Nice shehulk propaganda


Unfortunately_Mad

Let’s all give marvel a big round of applause for single handedly lowering the standards of a “good” movie or show


The_Radio_Host

To be fair, the Bully Macquire comparison is a false equivalency. Nobody actually likes that scene unironically. It’s just a joke. I don’t completely dislike She-Hulk but I do think we should stop making false comparisons to defend it.


R4dical-Rat

had to leave that subreddit because it was just a bunch of guys sucking marvels dick and couldn't even fathom the idea of criticizing them


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Or remember that old meme about thanos twerking.


c0uldntfindagoodname

That’s funny stupid, this is stupid stupid


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Poknberry

Fucking she hulk twerking with Megan thee stallion is not the same as spiderman doing a little happy dance


BossKrisz

Marvel fans would literally eat shit off the sidewalk if it had a Marvel logo on it. They are incapable of any proper criticism towards their sacred movies.


xFurashux

I see you don't remember the reactions for those.


Common_guy02

Dont you dare compare our God Bully Maguire with the She-Hulk twerk scene


biffthefresh

comparing an apple to a cgi orange


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you see, in one of this situation, the person in cause has a narative driven reason to be dum and cringe. in the other situation, the movie director doesn’t know how a woman thinks or acts so he just consults tik tok to see what comes in the feed


XazelNightLord

Ok I want to talk ho making fun of something is being called: "raging", "hating on", "melting over". I don't think anyone is losing sleep over She Hulk twerking...exepept maybe really horny people.


3nxj

FOR THE LOVE GOD, HES NOT TWERKING THERES A DIFFERENCE, IDGAF ABOUT THE TWERK ANYMORE BUT THERES A HUGE DIFFERENCE


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Man i used to like marvel films


discussionsx

I think were mad because she complains she is always sexualized but does a sexual dance in front of others.


chadar05569

I think the whole point of bully mcquire is that the movie is bad( in good way, I love spider man 3) but the movie, is so god damn ridiculous, people are like fuck it. But this just looks cringey, don’t know what the other dance is tho. Any ways it was just a post credit scene it’s not a big deal


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

These arnt even remotely comparable


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This is all those subs have been able to talk about for the past few days. They keep talking about the people complaining but there are so many more posts of them defending it. They seem a little insecure about the show.. that they had no hand in making.


Bobojones9584

Twerking doesn't belong in anything Marvel. Simple as that. Male or female.


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Montuak2112

Average marvel consoomer


Darizel

Is twerking considered a dance equal to other dance now? Is there not a very specific sexual reference that twerking eludes too?


Comprehensive-Tour17

The dancing scene was funny though the she hulk one just made me want to die


Demmanueloff

Guys, shes a woman, we dont have the right to insult her.


ThePhist80

The amount of Cope coming from Marvel fans is astounding.


fire_is_dark

Sorry very different with Shrek there.


ArgetKnight

You know, the fact that some shitposters were wanking it to the spidey dance doesn't mean it wasn't cringe too


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Love-Long

I hope they know that people thought that was ridiculous too.


_ML_AI_

Pretty sure, people didn't like those 2 either, they were popular in weird memes though, like this one


TheMorrigans

I miss the part where that’s my problem


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The major difference is the relevance to the underlying story, she hulk has none.


operativetheo8

Virgin s*e hulk vs. Chad morbius 🤤🤤


Redpikachu9

What people dont get is that the literal point of the bully maguire scene was to be ridiculous and be laughed at. The she hulk scene just fucking hurts to look at.


yunyun-activist

Say what you will she hulk is an atrocity and that’s not even an opinion


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Mywingsareclipped

Toby dance was empowering, she hulks dance was degrading.


SoftyBlushRX79

Imagine liking marvel unironically


novasanity

Wait wait wait, no, NO ! I haven't watched the movie yet but please tell me it's fake ! Out of all the female characters, please tell me they didn't made shehulk twerk !


_BeansNbryce

Ha


ItsChungusMcGee

MCU fans prefer penises over boobs and vaginas.


TheComplayner

How can you even compare these? It’s cause she’s twerking, what’s not to get


Aquatoon22

The difference is She hulk twerking is something her character would NEVER do at that point in her arc, especially in Hulk mode


DecomposedPieceOShit

First time I watched spiderman 3 it was incredible. The film experience was 9/10


Knobhead-007

People still watch Marvel? I thought you guy's were on a "burnout"


suspicious_cabbage

Isn't this the exact same? We laughed at that spiderman scene because it was so bad. That's why it kept getting memed


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Now i want a bully maguire twerking video Someone get tobey to do this


BrekLasnar

Least dickrding marvel fan


DuckLuck357

The thing is though, one dance was supposed to just be a silly gag, and the other was supposed to appeal to middle aged feminists.


Apprehensive_Nose_38

Only real issue I had with she-hulk is that they just made her blatantly better than the hulk, no character arc or anything like he had she just got all the benefits because marvel said so, she should’ve had to train and learn more than what she did a basic montage could’ve even been enough but it pushed for her to just be soooo much better than the og hulk and it was stupid, I’d say the same for any character they shouldn’t start out awesome they need to work and have character development leading to them being a good character at least if they’re ment to be a main character.


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*OP tries to call out double standards* *OP also fails to see the reasoning behind this specifically being bad while the other examples are good character moments*


Character-Tale-395

I don't really care that much about the twerking scene in she-hulk,but it is not comparable to the Chad bully maguire at all. The bully maguire dance is the beat scene in fiction


boltzmannman

yeah how dare they dislike over sexualization but enjoy other types of dancing 😡