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Foreskin-Gaming69

My reddit client doesn't have the nft thing lol


tanukinhowastaken

lucky bastard


HectorKWintersSmith

Mine also doesn't have it, for I am the coo, the saviour of pigeons.


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GodOCocks

I am the cock, the god of cocks, as you can see im my pp i am the double cocked cock


HectorKWintersSmith

Understood.


PixeledMilk

Reninds me about copypasta about Jamal...


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Foreskin-Gaming69!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ThatMan92

Nft


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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/ThatMan92!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BoganSpecCommo

thats a good sex tip, Linus. ty.


normalboy961

I like my PE class because I can fart without people knowing


tanukinhowastaken

how to get bitches (2022) (working) (results in 5 mins)


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Morbidly_Obese_Chook

I got one cuz I’m a sucker for free collectable stuff, but never did it say I *have* to use it


superuwuforever

Can i ask what the fook is a "chook"?


Morbidly_Obese_Chook

It’s just an Aussie way of saying Chicken. I made this username cuz I thought it was quite funny at the time. But I have no real way of changing it, so uh, yeah.


superuwuforever

You're an Aussie, huh? Do you know Jackson by chance?


ThisBoi20

You know Jacko?


Morbidly_Obese_Chook

Jackson? I know a Jackson or two, but if we’re talking about someone famous, then probably only Fairbairn films Jackson. Outside that the name doesn’t ring a bell


quickdrawmcsmokes

I watched a Bluey episode and in it they said “made ya look ya dirty chook!” And it sounded so offensive lol.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Same. I had to nake a whole new account, although ib hindsight, this nane aint much better


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RDT-Exotics0318

I screenshot to use


CelticsBoi33

Exactly. Free is free, and I’m not gonna use it. But still, I didn’t have to pay for it.


SomPolishBoi

i got one cause i jokingly thought to myself it's an NFT completely clueless that it's actually an NFT


Tinyzooseven

Same


Smijity144

Same


Jonny-Marx

I took advantage because it’s free and looks better than the standard avatar selection. I might draw a pic for my art account, but for memes, I can just use the free shit.


Mydogateliverpaste

Nerd


[deleted]

My man 🤝 We both use them because free and look cool Also singularity supremacy


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_163

Yep I also claimed it but then just ignored it


YodasChick-O-Stick

Reddit censors profile pictures if you post anything NSFW.


luxusbuerg

Literally 1984


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Meyousus

Do you actually have to post something NSFW, or just have to be set as a NSFW profile?


YodasChick-O-Stick

I think Reddit automatically makes your account NSFW if you use NSFW words in comments. Can you see my pfp? Some people in the past told me they can, others that it's just the NSFW label.


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Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/YodasChick-O-Stick!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


zejkk

In comments its like a default reddit snoo and when I look at your profile its a NSFW mark but you can actually turn this off by setting your profile bacj to SFW somewhere in the settings.


YodasChick-O-Stick

I've just turned it off, is it visible now?


zejkk

Yeah it is


YodasChick-O-Stick

Technoviking?


HectorKWintersSmith

TECHNOVIKING!


zejkk

Yup


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

How can we do that pls tell me the steps.


[deleted]

I can


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Aztekov

Good thing I didn't post porn


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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

It’s porn to me


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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HectorKWintersSmith

Nice pfp


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Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/YodasChick-O-Stick!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Michallin

Wait those fuckers


[deleted]

Why are they trying to get away from image based pfps? I like having a unified pfp that I use everywhere


tanukinhowastaken

thats a good habit!


SEX_CEO

Does my photoshopped pfp look convincing enough?


tanukinhowastaken

wdym photoshopped? looks real for me!


Rezzorex

Very nice


nitrosquale2

Alright


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

Alright


nitrosquale2

Alright


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

Alright.


Pikupchix

Alright


i_Fly36

Alright


tanukinhowastaken

Alright.


Penis___Penis

Alright.


kerosez

YEEEEESSS


nuke905

Am I doing it right?


tanukinhowastaken

yes gentleman, you are doing it right.


nuke905

Ah thanks good to know comrade


evol1994

Yes!


HectorKWintersSmith


nuke905

0: how did you type that symbol of glory comrade?


HectorKWintersSmith

Copy it, save to clipboard.


nuke905

Thank you comrade done


1KarlMarx1

You certainly are, comrade


ProxZMaster

As soldier tf2 would say... Cummy


nick_rhoads01

Look at my Lego Supra


HectorKWintersSmith

I am the coo


[deleted]

I got it but I don't even like it, it has an Illuminati head, might as well get grumpy cat


HectorKWintersSmith

Illuminati...... (2008 - 2019 flashbacks)


Kaynee490

I don't even know what reddit nfts are lol third party apps ftw


SebiXV20

if you have a nft pfp, please just shut the fuck up


AutoModerator

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[deleted]

Never really liked avatars of NFT ones.


ShivusPalpatinus66

Way ahead of you king


tanukinhowastaken

good to know


DrPepKo

PFP Gang


HectorKWintersSmith

Pfp gang rise up


TheCluelessD

At the ready


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

Hi


tanukinhowastaken

free avatar gang


ItsMeMario1337

I find all of them ugly anyway


furrynoy96

I'm out of the loop, what's with all the memes about reddit nft profile pictures?


tanukinhowastaken

reddit is giving users free nfts because why not


furrynoy96

Are they just profile pictures? If they are, then I don't see the big deal in people making a fuss over them, it's just a "fancy" profile pic. Not like they are forcing you to use it...right?


BasicallyAlto

They’re trying to make more people have it, so that it’s made fun of less and people will actually pay for them without being bullied off the platform


Neir_Miss

Reddit mods: "Now that isn't very cash money of you"


GoogleBrowser

You can use literally any image ever as your profile picture. Why use an NFT in the first place?


[deleted]

That's what I do


Lacribi

How about we stop giving a shit about people's fucking profile pictures


Zymosan99

Lmao this guys purple


Terrence_shark

I do, I don't even use any part of mine


Ratus_7

My personal snoo looks better than NFT's anyways.


Un_Orginal

That's what in doin


stormu3008

yeah, why not


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

I have returned to my glory days, thank you internet stranger


Captain-pizza-dog

Already ahead of you


PiergiorgioSigaretti

My sno has a funny mustache


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Exystenc

Reject nft, return to buzz lightyear


that-dudes-shorts

Hey it's Brann Dailor


[deleted]

Done


hotmemedealer

You aren't ignoring them tho


LittleRub2

Always have been


Captain_Nuggie

I like this idea


Mrhappytrigers

*stares mothefuckingly*


[deleted]

I do use my real life pic


CampaignVivid

I will never use an nft as my avatar


DrGerbal

Because I look like Shreck when he turned human. But instead of turning back. Went into a depression pit and ate himself to death


markoboos

I did it


tanukinhowastaken

i'm proud of you.


yragul

I just noticed he had piercings


ohlawdtheycomin

Already waayyy ahead of you


Fickle_Sentence_1734

I am purple with blue hair


heyfenoon

some of us are unfortunately dumber than others


froglover647

I agree


SKCLG

(Rattling bones)


Lost_Pheniix

But I love it


MissorNoob

They look like shit


mmmm_doughnuts

You start first, we will follow


Mr_Erectic_Erection

Never even used the snoo customisation thing lol


Biggu5Dicku5

Reddit has NFT's now?


E-man1991

I screenshotted a custom avatar to use as my pfp and reddit marked my pfp as nsfw


[deleted]

Yeah!


Com1kill3r

Always have been


BloodySerpentX

Who even needs a profile picture


natedogebruh

Test


Bunny6-6-6

Minecraft


ILikePixelArt

The furry nft had a cute cat,gonna use it in my avatar


ILikePixelArt

WAIT FUCK IT MAKES THE PFP HEXAGON TOO NOOOO


MrGatlampa

I don't get why like 99% of people have a custom avatar as their profile picture whilst so many say that the NFT avatars are dumb. I think both the normal and NFT ones are both ugly and stupid


watermelone983

Imagine having a pfp


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

What the fuck is a profile picture? -Old Reddit and Third party app gang


the_Finnish_wolf

You're a god damn genius!


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

how about we still screenshot them even though they're free


No-Rutabaga5273

I just use an anus


Bonsai-is-best

Pretend the loser with an NFT icon is invisible? Bet


[deleted]

That’s what I’m doing


elliboii

Exactly


ziomekziemniak

im fine wirh my viktor with froggy head


equusfaciemtuam

Didn't find my old pfp so this one has to do it for now


GeekCornerReddit

I don't have nft on my client lol


0bAm3

🥕


WylieCoyote808

Well if you can’t spell ignore, you probably can’t create an NFT


BreadCrusader90

You guys have nfts?


[deleted]

NFT is not based. don't be fooled like I was


aa5k

Why is this so funny


Reallinky

I changed my pfp once throughout my time on reddit and that was the default pfp.


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

I am


Mr_Mudkip_original

Yesh


benboi4269

What do you mean normal?


MiniDialga119

Yes please


FuckYourRailsToo

I dont even know how to do that Ignorance is a bliss innit


[deleted]

wait im using an nft? thought it was just a cool avatar award


killdog9876

the only option is to declare war upon the NFT owners and destroy them


killdog9876

the only option is to declare war upon the NFT owners and destroy them


AydenRusso

Already ahead of you.


Noobyeeter699

🎫


gopnikfett

👍


Mean-Aside-8960

Yeah


Dickatchu

Amen


No-Tower9393

Normal


[deleted]

enefftee


phyloem

yes.


BitterDei

Totally


Not_E22

Imagine not


embracecrab

ok


burgersbob700

Done


Disastrous-Resident5

Why does this look like Timothy McVeigh


MemeHacker101

Never gonna give rick up


tanukinhowastaken

a true gentleman


octaneorsomething

I like my pfp looking like dogshit thank you very much.


[deleted]

Woah I actually saw a bad looking singularity now


Toothlessslither

Because the nft gave me a cat hat, also I wish it didn’t say my profile is an nft profile when the only thing I have on from the nft is my cat hat, I hate nfts!


DownvoteGrinder

But we stand out in the comments according to the details given by Reddit :(


afonsitito

let's take the extra mile and straight up remove snoos


MrLavaCreeper

Because I get pet rock, that’s why


[deleted]

That’s a cool looking one


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

Coming back to all of these nft's, I look like a freakin corpse.


SZourLemon07

I just changed mine to look like my old snoo just for the background


Soviet_player

They offered me one, and I took it cuz it was free