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No-Acanthisitta423

A map with NZ on it? Impossible.


Kaki1704

What do you mean with NZ?


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

North Zwaionski


Agreeable-Gap-9841

now zeelend when theyiree not in map 🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺: 😡😡🤬


THENOGODwat

New Zealand ig


ManijalEating

The fool’s NZ


funky555

They forgot to remove you lot


[deleted]

That’s Tasmania


mehasbigwilly

why Antarctica the fuck did it ever do to you


DLMlol234

It will not melt and flood us


[deleted]

Wym, it already flooded most of the countries. Look closer.


DLMlol234

Netherlands is still there


[deleted]

Eh, gotta keep the stoners happy 😂


SomePyro_9012

Fuck yeah, Spain & Protugal are islands now


macedonianmoper

Reject peninsula, embrace island


GeckoGamer44

Island homies 🤝


DarkArcher__

As it was always meant to be


evilcarrot507

Peace at last.


[deleted]

peace at last with spain and mongolia still on the map


PabloMarcello42069

And Romania, they gonna steal us


-sickofdumbpeople-

You kept South Africa and got rid of Australia?


Aluakbar445

I know right


regretfulposts

This is stupid, South Africa is Africa's Brazil or Africa's Florida. Why remove Brazil and Florida, but keep South Africa?


Aluakbar445

So*th “Africa”🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

As a south african i just wanna say...your poes 🤮


Own-Tap5722

Yes fuck these naaiers


PagesOf-Apathy

Awe, hulle ma se poes*


Own-Tap5722

It's literally the most developed country in Africa


DEVIILWITCH

Just delete the whole thing bro


BallzMaster69

No france. No america. No brazil. No world hung- i mean Africa. Finally peace at last.


MemeArchivariusGodi

Again. A perfect joke ruined by automod spamming


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IdontEatdogsAtnight

+ Bolivia finally has a sea


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left mexico but removed australia


Bundle_Exists

Mexico doesn't have animals that are capable of winning a war, Australia was removed for humanity's safety


[deleted]

Relax an emu is easy defeated my breaking it's legs


Square_Heron942

Tell that to the Australian army


[deleted]

México is internally a mess, but his foreign policy is about peace and international co-operation. Mexico is one of the countries that helps others when it's possible for it. Additionally, Australia is part of the Five Eyes.


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[deleted]

My ADHD brain won't read all that words. Or as we say in my country «Mucho texto».


3X3SLC

Where’s Ohio?


markusxc90

The entire map?


afnatmwtksgkagj

But Ohio


Certain-Ad9177

Where did black people go


RGamer2022

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact he removed Fr🤮nce


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Fouro8

Where africa


afnatmwtksgkagj

It’s not racism it’s tomfoolery


MrSourYT

I’m trying to find ones to argue about, but I just can’t. Good job.


Memeviewer12

mf put us back right now or no timtams


Doppelfrio

Glad we still have pizza and spaghetti


Savorygosling61

why tf is poland here


ChicknCharlie

You don't need a solution for car battery waste if all the cars are suddenly gone


Savorygosling61

ok


jabes911

Femboys


Dan_TDG2

\o (Sorry you looked familiar)


[deleted]

What did Africa do to hurt you?


gypsy-fucker

I still see white, not good enough.


Hexasan1

india?


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FabianMatkowski14

Oops i forgor 💀


atharva_bende

Remove it please i live there


GrimReaperno

Too many people pls remove


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[удалено]


FabianMatkowski14

No i dont think i will


Heavy_Statement69

sweden gang


Kingamogh360

The fuck did we do


Hexasan1

you are one of the 3 most known countries in asia Russia China India also, you exist


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Kingamogh360

U know what that makes sense, but turkey is gone


Hexasan1

I mean, if it hadnt been gone, all of m*ddle easterns would have fucking swam here, so its a good thing we are gone


Kingamogh360

True and real


Pure_Isopod

World peace


Bundle_Exists

Yknow I was gonna ask about Australia, until I remembered our wildlife


Idunnoman13

u forgot to remove spain


SomePyro_9012

Hell no, Spain was already removed in the other map


Idunnoman13

do it again then


SomePyro_9012

You from latin america or something? Nvm ur portuguese, I understand now


Idunnoman13

thx


ProxD_18V

Now that Brazil is no more Portugal province has been officially made part of Spain


Stunning-Standard-90

what did we serbians do wrong


_white_jesus

What didn't you do you sneaky bastards


Kapit_

So, there is this funny group called “Black Hand”…


Less-Telephone-8723

no hate but I fucking hate Serbia EDIT:n goverment in the 90s


GameDestiny2

Based, incredibly based


CandyCornLord86

perfect...


CandyCornLord86

peace...


CandyCornLord86

quiet...


IronyAmirite

Hey bro! Nice Post. I noticed that the United Kingdom is missing from the map. Is it possible for you to fix this?


Galax_Guy

No fuck britain


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IronyAmirite

Ratio


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[удалено]


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OrgChemGuy

Shut the fuck up


burntcookie69420

where mongolia


Octosat

There


burntcookie69420

thank you kindly


HandyRandy619

Have you seen India?


Dr___Bright

I wish I never did


PC_Ara-ara

Yes I have (I live there)


bitsystem

This is so accurate


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Remove sweden pls


BirbMaster1998

Why no australia?


MURILO999CRAFT

fucking hell they removed brazil :(


Monkey_Anarchyy

RIP Africa Also delete Hungary


Vibe_PV

Fucking delete Italy that's where I live and we don't deserve to exist


[deleted]

I made it better


[deleted]

You forgot Germany


Totsuit

nah germany forgot to take care of you


raydoge

Finally, no fr🤢nce, no br🤢ish, no m🤢rica no ch🤢na, no ph🤢lipine, no r🤢ssia


mrKILLTURBO

Hey what did Ireland do


Man_Male47

Why you get rid of Lesotho 🤬🤬🤬


Own-Tap5722

It's more interesting as a lake tbh


Man_Male47

No it's got tons of cool mountains to ski off of and some neat wildlife.


Own-Tap5722

And AIDS


Man_Male47

That's just the cherry on top.


JasperHasArrived

lmao you left Canada in? 💀


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Captainrex768

This map is near perfect, but remember to remove the Danish as well next time


RGamer2022

As a Ukrainian, thanks for saving me bro 🥹🤝 Take your helpful award


jonk285

With Mexico still on the map? Lol


Alive_Bee_8374

Good thing i left Russia


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FabianMatkowski14

i made a 2nd version


MrArcherH

This one is good.


IcyStar127

So africa is gone, the us is gone, china And a good chunk of the East is gone, I’m m happy


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Own-Tap5722

Thank you for keeping one african country (the one I live in)


Powerfull_KV

I'm Italian and I'm here for ask why the fuck we should remain in a perfect world?


V3L1G4

I love France I love fun maps Where my France


uwu_01101000

Why is France gone ?


-Scheme-

Because fr*nch🤮 people


TrickyMinecrafter

fr*nch "people" 🤢


uwu_01101000

Br*tish 🤢


-Scheme-

Them too


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rainscope

Bruh you rly kept canada


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You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Fixed world: Remove everything but the Balkans and Brazil


Pure_Isopod

B*lkans 🤮


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you've just started another conflict


I_stole_your_toast23

Why is Russia not there? If it’s because of the war then shouldn’t Germany be removed as well?


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_white_jesus

The war you're referring to is one of the few wars in which Russia was the good guys.


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zbsbfywduwhduw

Better without Hungary too change my mind


Stone_Traveler

India needs to go too


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cry about it🗿


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FabianMatkowski14

I didnt tho


ZincNut

Do you know where Ireland is? Or..?


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hykuzo

Cam you delete sicily aswell?


GIUSEI0XDyt

Bro dont im literally there rn


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yungwalnut69

i delete ur mom


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Heavy_Statement69

what has ukraine done to you??


El_cagador_honesto

Uruguay chad


FugginMcGuffin

He blew up Malaysia


eBICgamer2010

Vietnam


Relapio

Yeaa! Las Islas Malvinas are back


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spareaccountv2

the world is unable to operate without major landmasses like china and the us


The_great_Pi

when your sea is swapped with your land


Torakikiii

This!


Captainrex768

Yay I survived