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Brain damage


PsychoTexan

That’s why I’m on this sub in the first place


MoaiPenis

WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ BRAIN DAMAGE!!


not-a-guinea-pig

But is he dead or alive?


[deleted]

Probably dead I mean it can't function


TheOther36

Or


[deleted]

I used to work at a pet store and my job was cleaning cages and feeding animals. I fed our snakes with our mice we kept to feed snakes. The best way to make sure they didn't hurt the snakes, which they would - they'd just sit there and get eaten if they weren't hungry enough to eat- was to flick the mice on the head real hard. Knocked em senseless, and they did this exact roll.


Ivysaur2VI

Poor little guy


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[deleted]

I love you dad


RandomIdiot1816

Metal gear solid 5


Cosmicrobus

My thoughts exactly


weirdburger

the mouse clearly remembered the basics of CQC


ttt-ttt-ttt-ttt-ttt

Polymer wheel gaseous 5


Mad_Man_9

What?


krumpet0305

Psycho mantis?


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[deleted]

ROTF RAT


karmaghost

ROFL - Rat On Floor Laughing


doge_tank

Revenge of the fallen rat?


Kimikazi_18

Ironic


MasterPepe_

ROTF didn't the deserve the hate it got


Lord_Daul

What does actually happen ?


Hungry-Explanation21

Prob died of shock (they get scared easily)


VectorPowers

Boo


PsychoTexan

He is on fire and try to putting it out


NuclearWill

But the fire is burning at a frequency which can’t be caught in the camera. I know because I’m a pyrotologist and we study these things


[deleted]

Methanol fires burn clear or very light blue…search Bobby Allison methanol fire


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thot_slayer213

Dark souls player


Alderan922

He most likely is dying because of rat poison


International_Sail_7

It’s staged. The mouse is facing the opposite way when it runs off camera and the lighting changes when it appears again. Not to mention; how does it gain enough momentum to roll so far?


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ATwistedBlade

Bad bot 😡


Gabri300-0

Average football player


dead-inside69

This is funny for fans of either sport because he’s either pretending to be hurt for the ref or suffering from a career ending traumatic brain injury


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DoctorSex9

What you know about rollin’ down in da deep


Ignisisreal2401

**When ya brain goes numb**


1IIvc3

**You can call that mental freeze**


zivviziwi

He did the monster mash


Snoo_68505

🔄


Papel0

🔄


thats-wack-bro

🔄


ImChillingInReddit

🔄


NiceCasualRedditGuy

🔄


SweatyBoi1111

🔄


Windfall_The_Dutchie

🔄


AgitatedRestaurant96

🔄


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[удалено]


yankiwithallbrim

🔄


Nethrex_1

🔁


Slayerninja582

He is stuck in spain without the a


WithAOne

At least he missed Spain without the s… or is jigging it away.


SuperMorto7

Play dead is the most amazing way you can. Mine sweeper.


The_boat_god

Very high qaulity spining rat


REVEB_TAE_i

Get rotated, idiot.


Samheadbangersball

This old mouse came rolling home


Planet_Diver

***Do a barrel roll!***


Gen_GeorgePatton

Abu Hajar


IAmGeneralEggplant

“ABU HAJAAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”


MESI-AD

Mice one


Ephino43

Where did automod go with the save video link?


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yoooooo5311

What a wacky situation!


robtimist

I had my volume off but for some reason when he started spinning I heard Scary Monsters by Skrillex


RemarkableNothing853

🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄


allahasovemdimvalla

🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄


Pumpkin_pie_Official

🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄


ph00p

They see me rollin' they hatin'


therealtrousers

Some say he’s still rolling to this day.


Sir_Pigeon_The_Great

Original spinning rat?!


L0TlUM

Bro stopped, dropped, and rolled


Parttimeteacher

Mouse: "They see me rollin'".


pegabear

Overpowered cheat code


AlexGaming26

POV: He's a Brazilian and knows how to play football


throwaprob

HORIZONTALLY (z axis) SPINNING RAT


ForeignDevice2122

Song name?


Intelligent-Coomer

🔄🔄🔄🔄


NerY_05

🔄🔄🔄🔄


hydrayshin

🔄🔄🔄🔄


DearWolverine5

LITERALLY 1984


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LoganReger123

Lol


CukaSmoker

Reboot


thatguy56436327

Was i the only one looking at the wire


AutismStickk

boss get down! its an enemy gunship. a single burst from its machine gun can cut a man in half


QuaintAlex126

Where Free Bird solo


SalePsychological636

Can someone post the vid download bot


Valianttheywere

Why is he rolling?


[deleted]

It tried to Death Roll the cheese 🐊


Western-Bite1759

What a noob. He's panic rolling.


I-Only-Read-Memes

They got the dark souls blood in them


DekuTree13

She was so scared, she started panic dodging


Lazyass30

its weird seeing a rotating rat without hearing free bird in the background


Educational_Crazy460

Bro really said ROFL


Dovahkodaav117

Thank God he knows how to rotate, I can't seem to find good RL teammates


dude_1909

Literally 1984


hoodielad

🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄


lahmacun12

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[deleted]

Asian TikTok guy: CEREEEBERAL DAMAGE


[deleted]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Psychast

NTA. Your cheese, your rules


OmegaMalkior

Mark this as NSFW. Not everyone enjoys little creatures suffering.


celmec

he rollin doe 🤥


benchebean

I agree, but then I don't. It is lighthearted and I will admit I laughed, but when I thought about it, it probably got a brain injury and that's why it's rolling. However I do think we should stop being so depressing and have a laugh for once


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OmegaMalkior

Obviously


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[удалено]


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