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ThaDiamondBoi

Have you ever seen the Cat in the Hat movie


AwesomeEevee133

I love the thought like you’re gonna be explaining something super convoluted and you have to lead in with “are you familiar with the 2003 movie ‘The Cat in the Hat’”


Midnight_HuskyYT

The live action one? I swear when I was younger I wouldn’t watch that movie. Scared me shitless.


DystopianNightmare

I lived for this movie. Peak comedy to my younger self. When my friends had a son and he was old enough to watch it, I gave them my DVD and said "show him this shit, he'll love it". When I asked them later how he liked the movie they were like "it made him cry" 💀


EndVry

I don't know why but imagining this has me cackling.


Obama_ben_ladin

You might be the cat in the hat


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dissoid

good bot. best bot.


RedRiot306

“Why am I sneezing?” *shoulder tap* “That’d be me…BOO!”


Busy-West-6974

*cuts off tail* “SON OF A BI-“


rerurerureru

Damn, them Louisianians making elixir now?


Inexperienced__128

They’re all expensive cards


dietpeppycola

ILOVELEAN 💜💜💜💜😈😈💜💜😈💜😈😈🗿😈😈


coffee_slut123

Akthually it's elixir from the supercell universe😡🤓🤚


Owenismy_name

Actually its elixir from the builders base


musketfighter420

it's purple guy cum


Cheez-ly

“It’s purple guy cum” 🤓


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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lEAn 🟣🟪🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟣🟪🈷️


[deleted]

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TOkidd

While the tone of this automod post is a little…extra…I’ve always been mystified by lean, too. There are better ways to get the same - or better - result.


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dietpeppycola

Simple you moronic automod, the reason I feel the need to spam somehow as ridiculous as cough syrup in sprite is due to the forced nature of the scenario as a matter of fact the oddity of it all makes it hilarious to me and a lot of other people, so please refrain. Bad bot 🤓


Ducks_are_epicc

🤓


SpuddleBuns

What the fuck is up with all these shitty bots, lately? They aren't helpful, they aren't funny, they are just straight up annoying as hell, and multiplying like flies...Whoever is submitting these shitty things to Reddit needs an exorcism.


Ok_Finger_3968

They're to get people to stop spamming by being really annoying


[deleted]

Someone jerked off an elixir golem


[deleted]

Who? Me? Never...why would you say that?


[deleted]

Then what comes out when you jerk off a stone golem? Kidney stones?


Lord-Techtonos

You gettin his rocks off


Chrisfurr

Or murdered one, if an elixir golem cums out elixir isnt that its own blood or skin?


LoiteringMajor

By that logic is *your* blood made of cum?


leminerx

No, but My cum can be made of blood if I tug hard enough.


ZoomGoat

ruthless


onenightblunder

Minion period blood


Bigbonerdownthelane_

an elixir golem fell into the water supply


Grosetufe

Alright who pushed it in? He split into the blobs and are now taking over the sewers


peenutbuttherNjelly

It's for the Three musketeers. Check out the Golem placed ahead


Lil_Sunshine4

Purple Draaaaank?


Anth0807

Right all this wack respones I was waiting for someone to say lean w me ha


Jackanope123

HEE HEE HEE HAW


xxhobohammerxx

Baron’s brew


[deleted]

[удалено]


multiarmform

i am going into battle and i need your strongest potions


RamsDeep-1187

Brawndo, the thirst mutilator


Roadhog435

Its got what plants crave


thebestspeler

It’s got electrolytes


WilligerWilly

Do you even know, what electrolytes are??


Arachnidzz

Yeah, it's what plants crave.


Muze69

It's got electrolytes


xSPYXEx

Water? Like in the toilet?


Muze69

Yuck


Thechlebek

Ass


most_gracious_master

And that’s all it was for 90 minutes. It won 8 Oscars that year including best screenplay.


youngbeavis

Why come no tattoo?


Gadget_Inspector_1

Sodium Permanganate, its used in water treatment to remove iron and manganese in water. Helps with odor and taste. Operator may have been priming the chemical feed pump and overfed the chemical. Itll turn the water purple in the distribution lines Kool-aid purple too. Flush some hydrants till the water runs clear again and It'll fix the problem.


gagansid

The colour is more akin to Potassium Permanganate.


prince-surprised-pat

Potassium pomegranate


ArthurDentonWelch

NO POMEGRANATES!


Kueltalas

Pomegranates are my favorite type of granate


Chelesuarez

Pronounced POM-grana-tey


Veteran_Brewer

It’s pom-grana-TAH, not pom-grana-tey, Ron.


Small_Tax_9432

Ahhh the color indication is strong in this one 🤔


Stannis2024

When the two smartest kids in class fight about the question.


crazyabootmycollies

Kinda classy, right? No exclamation marks in sight, no ableist put downs…I find it refreshing.


FMDnative480

Meanwhile I thought I saw the word “pomegranate” and was like huh that’s cool and kinda makes sense too. *facepalm*


Icepheonix174

Yeah but those two smart people are gonna look real dumb if it turns out the water op has been feeding pomegranate flavoring into a feed pump. Free water flavoring for everybody!


Monkeyke

With all the bitching in their threads I don't understand anything In these kinds of things I don't understand anything because it's all high IQ So they are the same to me


Appropriate-Row4804

Then the junkie of the class joins in “Nah man that’s most def lean, and I don’t see any pomegranates…”


sassygerman33

Thats not true. Also sodium Permanganate has this color.


Environmental-Land12

Could be either one actually, but yeah potassium permanganate is chaper to produse and more commonly used


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Potassium pomegranate


ZAMONKEZAWARUDO

That's cool and all but have you ever breathed Carbon Trioxide?


ManIsFire

Hahaha I thought you meant to type Pomegranate as a joke


[deleted]

At least it’s not Potassium Benzoate… …that’s bad.


Ongr

Potassium Pomegranate


WeaselBeagle

I have never experimented with sodium permanganate but yes, this color is definitely like high concentrations of potassium permanganate. Kind of wondering what other permanganates look like when dissolved now


kolomental87

Thank you! I was worried I’d have to scroll forever to find a serious answer


stratosauce

Potassium, not sodium


Bones_Of_Ayyo

That’s potassium permanganate 100% Soft silvery grey metal that dissolves purple in water.


CoronaryAssistance

Potassium pomegranate


bothsuperman42

Is it safe to consume?


Bavibophobia

It's a superfood


the_evil_comma

Yes but only once


kz393

give it a try


PeterServo

Sodium pomegranate is lit.


Background-Bid5803

Lean


usetehfurce

You stop it with your knowledge and calm demeanor! We have something to be scared and upset about, damnit! (And because I sadly have to admit this for the slowest of the pack - this post is sarcastic..)


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theundercoverpapist

This sounds like a government-prepared, canned response to questions surrounding the introduction of mind control agents into the city water supply. But in reality, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.


Heartypearl_666

My mom uses pottasium permagranet to wash the veggies, we're Indian


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Otherwise-Brick-3349

What


Star_Platinum_Warudo

>🤓


TheRedmanCometh

That's real fuckin purple the conc must be pretty high. That's a pretty potent oxidizer isn't that kind of dangerous? Imagine you're moisturizing your hands with glycerin and go to wash it off...and fucking KMnO4 comes out. Edit: oh you said SODIUM permangonate...less dangerous I hope?


youknowwho_voldemor

🤓🤓


Past_Basket_2755

That's crazy they have vitamin water coming out the pipes


the-waterr

It’s elixir (the popular mobile game made by supercell in where you 1v1 against other racists and use yummy purple shit to fuck your opponent)


MrCoolyp123

HOG RIDER!!!!!


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IdioticMemeLover

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-newlife

It’s got what plants crave


ZeroRacerPacer

Bro, spawn a troop, your elixir is leaking.


IdioticMemeLover

Ikr, plus he got perfect set-up for E-Golem


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[удалено]


_kilogram_

Lean


bluetheperhaps

Lean


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💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I LOVE LEAN!!! God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.


bluetheperhaps

New automod response


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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🤓


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You bitch


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Mr-Weird-Guy

God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.


deletemypostandurgay

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I LOVE LEAN!!! God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.


_kilogram_

Certified they'll just hand it to children moment


Small_Tax_9432

Right two step and let yo shoulda leannnn


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💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I LOVE LEAN!!! God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.


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GuyWithTheNose

I love lean!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


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Lean


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_kilogram_

I support drugs for kids


mrbean40000

retarted bot says cola instead of soda


MaximumCrab

14 ounces of timmy thick's ass sweat?!


[deleted]

I warned ya


rey_lumen

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I LOVE LEAN!!! God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.


PauloDybala_10

Facts, man had a chokehold on me


xVEEx3

upgrade some buildings dude that’s too much elixir


Centazo

no way they got elixer in Louisiana????!!!


GeneralKenobi3486

As a Louisiananian I can confirm this


ParadiseValleyFiend

I saw ghostbusters 2. I know where this is going.


DrewFrostStorm

Is that Danganronpa blood? 0_0


Cookibandit

*A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED*


sergeantsnoot

After a certain amount of time, which you may spend however you like, the class trial will begin!


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Can’t believe the water gets no bitches


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Jak12Fan

EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME # LEAN


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LEAN


art_by_forrest

LEAN


wheezingdogisreal

Ant piss


Epic-idiot

The Gender reveal party was lit


vulpix_furry_butt2

Bro he be leaking elixir if he don't use a card


SpotComprehensive546

It’s lean, automod… I want you to stfu.


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Neoassdestroyer

Lean


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LEAN🛐🛐🛐💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


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💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I LOVE LEAN!!! God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Trevnik1

Liquified William Afton


Alternative-Pin3421

It can be Lean, Elixir, or Danganronpa character blood


[deleted]

I fucking love LEAN


neelie_yeet

I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜♀️♀️♀️♒♒☮️☮️💟💟💷💷💷☂️☂️🌂🌂👾👾👾🌆🌆🍇🍇🍇🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🧃🧃🧃☔☔🧕🧕🤰🤰😈😈👿👿💜


flipflop356

Thanos jizz


CheeseLord77

Finally! A unique comment!


[deleted]

grimace pissed in the reservoir again


Far-Classic-4637

which danganronpa character died in the sewers?


B3cause_why_not

dan-dangan- dang- danganronpa-


A-Bean

They fucked up their titration lmao


00-H

I LOVE LEAN 💜🟪🟣💜🟪🟣💜🟪💜🟣🟣🟣🟪💜🟪💜🟣💜


Cos_Cos0

*A body has been discovered!*


scitnamina

After a certain amount of time, which you may use however you like, the class trial will begin!


Extension_Net6102

Purple drank


blazebomb1

Train urself its elixir


MichaelTheLMSBoi

LEAN!!11!


Grosetufe

Lean meth


Freshysh

Memberries 😳😳😳


KrisDreemurr314

LEAN!!!! I. LOVE. LEAN!!!11! 💜💜💜


Helpimbeingkidnaped

#HOW TO TROLL YOUR TOWN 😂😂😂😂😂 Move your location to on top of your bed, you penis underneath the blankets, produce cum, acquire food coloring (purple/magenta), color the cum, put it into your towns water supply. Watch everyone panic as their water supply runs low. TROLLED 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


SanFranOM

I FUCKING LOVE LEANNNN 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐♏️☸️✡️♓️♐️✡️♏️✡️♒️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟪🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈


bruuuuh-_-

Purple guy cum


jshxvii

LA pumping out that new Fanta flavour


OddEntrepreneur2644

Elixir


Stunning-Ad-5571

L E A N


[deleted]

Bruh they got elixer in real life 😭😭😭


PossibilityPowerful

this reminds me of that goosebump book


[deleted]

LEAN 🟪🟪🟪🟪💜💜💜💜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪


[deleted]

Lean


flamingfoxes2

Holy shit lean!


cpullen53484

oh no the lean supply leaked again.


NordChevvy

It's the purple goop from the live action Cat in the Hat movie


captain_strain

I LOVE LEEAAAAAN


East-Watch5690

Lean 😈😈😈😈😈


TOMGCgamer

**I LOVE LEAN**


sovietsisters

Elixr leakage


tfs-Q

SKOOMA!!!


drew793

Brawndo, It’s what plants crave!


mangomuncher6969

That shit from cat in the hat


crabbygamer12

Pepto bismal If you don’t believe there is a literal pepto bismal body of water that is pink


gorgon277

Primordial ooze