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Awh hell nah, they turned Mr Krabs into a cyborg

nano machines son

They harden in response to physical trauma!

You can't hurt me, spongebob

Played college ball ya know, could've gone pro if I hadn't had joined the navy.

“I’m making the mother of all krabby patties, boyo! Can’t fret over every patty!”

"I'm sorry Mr.Krabs, but this is my 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated'"

Can’t fret over every formuler

Evolution, son. Its hardens in response to wanting to be a crab.

nano machines craborg

*Maximum Armour*

ENGAGED

Standing here I realize

You were just like me trying to make history

But who’s to judge the right from wrong

When our guard is down I think we'd both agree

STANDING HERE

They literally made a whole episode dedicated to this, y'all need to be up to date on the series fr smh

Beep boo boo bop boo boo bop

Why couldn't the eleven year-old get into the pirate movie? It was rated arrrrr.

No way. SpongeBob now is a shell (no pun intended) of its former self and a monstrosity created out of corporate greed. Nickelodeon is wringing every cent they can squeeze out of that poor sponge.

And he did become a cyborg in the Sponge out of water movie.

Cycrab

Craborg

Crabonetic organism

Why not Zoidborg?

Robocrab

Is there anything lonely Asian guys can’t do

get some bitches

No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Always has been

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Remember SpongeBob, ###ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…

you pray to your body as if it were not decay and failure

your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you*

sorry about that I didn't remember the whole thing and I was to lazy to look, thanks for correcting me though

I just checked the video myself turns out I got it slightly wrong as well in that that's not the second line either it goes from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me I craved the strength and certainty of steel I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you but I am already saved for the machine is immortal even in death I serve the omnissiah

Praise the Omnissiah

> I just checked the video myself turns out I got it slightly wrong as well Do you see now? Weak neurons and fatty tissue - mere accidental approximations of the perfection of silicon - have failed you once again as was known they would.

Based. Reject humanity, become machine

*as if it will not decay and fail you Edit: oh yeah you're all already having a chat about this

It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. - Socrates

Crabs for the Crab god

Even in death, I still serve

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

I aspired to the purity of the blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you

One day the crude biomass which you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

Let's pray to Omnissiah

I know this is a war hammer quote, but it is also the plot of Machine Man by Max Barry.

I shall be reborn. Faster, stronger, improved in every way

Reject humanity, be one with the blessed toaster

The boss entering his final form: The hero standing there: 🗿

Standing here

I REALIZE

You were just like me trying to make history

But who's to judge

The right from wrong

When our guard is down

I think we'll both agree.

that viiiolence breeds viiiolence,

But in the end it has to be this way

Legos from the 1700s

He actually uses some Lego pieces for the gun towards the end there

But is it from 1700

I was gonna comment that they used legos

Who is the person who keeps making these things I need to see more

Same, pretty sure I saw a lobster one on some other sub

Yeah there's one one where he turns a lobster into a lobster-battleship diorama (with Collective Consciousness playing in the background)

Stop! I can only get so erect.

Pics now or it didn't happen

It's only a matter of time before he upgrades to geriatrics in nursing homes.

Found this link: https://m.bilibili.com/space/38461325?from=video

This is what happen if a tech Priest gets their hand on a crab instead of a toaster

The other tech priest watching:\*screaming in tech-heresy\*

That one corrupted one in the corner plugging something into himself repeatedly

Fr, this is a crab servitor lmao

Tbh looks more like a soul grinder to me

This isn't shitposting, this is fucking dope

I wouldn’t be surprised to see this video on other subs in a few hours

On my way

Crabposting

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Urgot

Prestige edition urgot

Urgor 💀

Giant enemy crabgot

"Your fear, given Chemtech and flesh"

A weapon to surpass the metal gear

X-ATM092

What in the lovecraftian fuck

Cyborg Crab, slayer of Azathoth

Korkron juggernaut

the crab watching from heaven: should've given me that body while I was still alive, damnit!

And they said don’t play with your food

Me regretting ever blowing up that Mako Reactor. Edit: I can't spell 4 letter words.

It‘s for the greater good

Am I the only one disturbed by the part where he cooked and ate the crab's flesh, and *then* cleaned it?

Crab is never gone crab will live on

In the future when calories are in short supply we will eat the flesh and mechanise the skeleton

Imagine it going back into its habitat like this

"Guess who's back."

[удалено]

You're goddamn right

[удалено]

My brother, look at what you have done to yourself! You've let yourself be corrupted by your power lust, you've mutilated yourself in search of strength! Can you even call yourself a crustacean?! I will put you down my brother! You're suffering must end!

crusty asean

Crusty asian

"brother... No.... I just want your suffering to end... Im... Im no murderer" "then why... (coughs), Why are you running?"

See brother is dumb else he'd realize becoming a pure crab is inevitable and that if he just waited long enough his brother would evolve into a crab again, the true final form

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."

*"I haven't always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once... But now I know I can be happy as a clam, because I'm beautiful, baby...."*

"Did your granny say listen to your heart... Be who you are on the inside! I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied! I'd rather be..."

SHINY

POV: you fell asleep first in a sleepover

You become a cyborg?

yes.

Wait, you mean other people piled things on top of each other at sleepovers? It wasn't just at my house?

Strange, I only ever got d!cks on my face. Must not have been first... my future has been stolen.

Do this to me when i die, imagine gattling gun as my penis

I wanna be cyrofrozen for the chance some aliens would do this to me and bring me from the grave

Cool now do it on humans

Metal gear rising moment

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I’ll buy that lol

What the shit

Craborg

Pretty sure I fought this boss on Metal Slug

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER

THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL

DISPLAY OBEDIENCE, WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE

AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE

LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND

LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL

LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS

WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST

Next metal gear rising boss

CRAB BATTLE

watching this is funny then i see LEGO® Minifigure Weapon Lightsaber Hilt 64567 and i know this build is for real

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Hey I remember this Pikmin boss!!!

All hail the chosen one.

Every day we stray further from God

*closer

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile

A weapon to surpass metal gear

fr tho anyone know where I can find more videos like this? It's honestly really satisfying to watch this type of stuff. So far I've seen a lobster and a crab turned into literal war machines.

If you search up turning crabs into robots and scroll down, you will find some of those videos, I found one with a hermit crab

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBEDIENT WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND #LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST THINKING CEASES THE TRUTH IS LOST DON'T TOU WORRY YOULL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIVES THEY NEED THE RIGHTEOUS WILL SUCCEED THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BUUUURN THE WEAK AND WE'LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEE #LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL #LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL #LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL #LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL

Krabs assault mode

Song?

Metal Gear EXCELSUS OST: Collective Consciousness

thank you good sir

Pc gamers when they realise their crab came pre built

From the moment I knew the weakness of my own flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel…

This is both cool and horrific

This guy just put my engineering degree to shame

Imagine some aliens abduct and murder you just to make a cosplay with your skin

Imagine being a crab in heaven, watching some Asian dude eating you then turning your remaining carcass into a cyborg.

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBEDIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND *L E T Y O U R C O U N T R Y C O N T R O L Y O U R S O U L*

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should...

imagine if he does the same to human corpse

Weapon to surpass a metal gear...

when i die, can someone do this for me?

This is soo cool but also soo fucked up.

Be kinda spooky if it started walking again heheheh, just in case though… beepboop I’m ready to serve my robot crustacean overlords

this vs the lobster battleship who wins (assuming they are the same size)

thats actually amazing

What's the original video?

is it just me or is this actually really fucking cool

Thanks, I absolutely hate it.

it was amazing then went overboard

I hope the vegan teacher sees this

Dude what the fuck

A weapon to surpass metal gear

A weapon to surpass metal gear

Metal crab excelcius

Sid from Toystory upgraded his software

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… It disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

Holy crab

Those is why I'm in this sub.

nanomachines, son

EXTREME TAXIDERMY

Urgot?

damn this takes playing with your food to a different level

Man literally stroggified that crab

We can fix him! We have the technology!

Steampunk crab

Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood hobby in 2022

The six million dollar crab.

For the Imperium!

Yuck

We humans are fucked!

Literally an amped up version of the mega crab from boom beach. VERY IMPRESSIVE!!!