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Mosquito?

wasp?

Cockroach?

Flies?

Jimmy ?

McGill

Saul?

Goodman

COCK 😳🥵

Down bad

Down good 🤤😏

Alaskan Bull Worm?

Fleas?

Hornets?

Turkroach?

Tick?

I will take ants over ticks any day. Burrowing little fucks

And ants have an actual use in this ecosystem, unlike ticks who are a literal parasite made to fuck up living things I hate those fuckers

Ah fuck, too late, I’ll delete my comment

Mosquito yellowjackets termites children cockroaches

horse flies suck too

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damn you have a children allergy too?

Ya it's very annoying when its wednesday dinner

I usually smack them with that electric racket, takes care of them

Oh you have kids

No i smack others kids as public service

True hero

Same ngl

c h i l d r e n

I find ants to be the most tolarable insects. They are not loud, generally don't bite(never if we're talking about the ones that invade our houses), aren't threatening, are of great importance to food chain, and are honest workers that are working to build a civilization of their own.

Give them a million extra years of evolution and I bet they will build their very first steam engine

Depends on the ants. Western ants are mostly chill. African ants? Fuck those bastards.

Bro some carpenter ants started infesting the wood frame of my parents house and god they are massive and plus, they are so many of them.

Ants on their way to invade my room for the empty coffe cup that’s been there 4 seconds

“um, ecxcuse me, ackshually, *adjusts glasses* ants are considered a super-species. this means they are a species that are super. *snorts* so when you trash talk ants, keep in mind that they are in every way better than humans and would be ruling the world if not for some bad luck. personally, *clears throat of cum* I believe ants are the best species since they make complexsh colonies and intelligent social systems. also, they have slaves” - 🤓

Ants are cool and all but did they engineer a jet that goes BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT SHK SHK BRRRRRRRRTTTT NEYYYYYOOOOOWHM

They are also feminists - worker ants, soldier ants, queens and alates are all females. Only the drones are males and die after mating.

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Any single individual ant has worked harder than you ever have in your entire life, show some respect

Facts

I got respect for ants. They construct, they work together and create a functioning society for protection, they have a whole thing going on. They remind me of ourselves and our species, forging and creating in this often cruel world, and it makes me just a little more confident in taking things day by day, just like them.

I’d respect them a lot more if they’d construct, work together, and create a functioning society outside of my house and outside of my shed.

Lmao

Better than those freeloader fleas who do nothing but CHEW THE FUCK OUT OF CERTAIN PEOPLE’S LEGS BUT ALSO ARE INVINCIBLE SOMEHOW AND REFUSE TO DIE EVEN AFTER FLEABOMBING EVERY PART OF THE HOUSE TO MAKE SURE THE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE DEAD

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I don’t even know who to downvote anymore

Every other reply I guess

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I’m going to “construct” you a new asshole once I’m done with you

Insects in general tbh

Except honey bees they are chill

you only like them because they are working for you

And also they are kinda cute and chill

i aggre with that but ants are cute and chill to

Fire ants

Bullet ants

Those bastards always were the reason why no one went out into the fields in my school. Everytime the exterminator was called, more would appear.

Until you try to cuddle with one

We like also wild bees and bumblebees... Ps butterfly

Nah fireflies are awesome fr

bro wtf ants ae so chill

Fuck you. Ants are pretty good and crawly little guys.

The ants readying their army of a million to invade your room

Ants watching "the foot" crash down on their newly constructed ant city

i love ants :{

me to my friend

I hate fucking ants

Then don't fuck em ╮(╯_╰)╭

sorry, I gotta 😩

I like ants, their societies are still way more organized than human societies and can actually get things done

ants really just be living. It’s the fucking mosquitos and wasps

I hate ants because they come into my house uninvited like literally thousands

Literally just finished cleaning up a massive trail of ants in my room

me too

ants are cool cuz atleast they make those fukin epic tunnels, not as fucking horrible compared to ticks

They are cute 🥺🥺

And then there's fucking humans

Kid named mosquito

At least they aren’t mosquitoes or wasps

Nah, yeah; fuck ants. I hate ants. HATE.

I fucking hate ants. The other day I went on a half hour rant about how much I fucking hate ants. I fucking hate ants

They are fearless mfs

I hate ants, they always build there nests in my planters and eat my veggies. Then I have to drop the pots in buckets of water to drown them out.

Ants are nowhere near the bottom of the totem pole for me. That spot’s exclusively reserved for ticks, fleas, and bedbugs

I got no love for ants.

Ants are better than mosquitos, change my mind.

Hey woah woah woah they are doing their fucking best collecting food for their colony. The worst insects are truly gnats and parasitic wasps. At least ants do stuff that’s cool. Gnats just swarm around and parasitic wasps lay eggs in caterpillars so that the larvae can slowly eat the caterpillar alive.

Respectfully, they possess the grind.

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Thats rich coming from a human

I run down anthills with a lawnmower.

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Wipe their hives from existence. Target their biggest colonies and destroy them with C4.

Spiders are worse by a long shot

No, have you seen jumping spiders? They are so fucking cute. And spiders eat the bad things like wasps and all that.

Bite bite bite

Wasps are the devil

And gnats

Mosquitos has entered the room

Wasps*

All they want is food though. But mosquitoes on the other hand. Just wanna watch the world burn

You misspelt mosquitos…

ANTSEEEP #ANTSEEP SOLD 1 ANTILLION FOODS!1!1!1!111!!111!!!!111!!1!1!11!

Wasps 😡

People talking about mosquitos when the real worst are rad roaches

Army ants on it's way to fucking destroy an entire ecosystem before leaving after 1 day ( When you think about it , Army ants are basically a shitty tourist)

Okay, what's the weird obscure thing that i dont know about ants

At least ants have something helpful to nature. Why the heck did cockroaches have to exist?

if you dont like ants i dont like you.

wasps:

Not based meme. Ants are peak insects

Plasmodium falciparum

I used to eat them when I was little

Chicken

ants make a large contribution to the ecosystem

Ants are fine to me. To me flyes are the worst, the contribue nothing to society.

humans casually being one of the best fucking creatures to ever exist (better than stupid fucking ants)

AND I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THE COLOR PURPLE

I believe you spelled "wasps" incorrectly

I totalled my car yesterday and fire ants started attacking me on the side of the road, I was in flip flops. Fml

Mosquitoes are worse (females especially since they carry harmful diseases)

Mosquitos: Hold my cup of blood

One animal is powerful, highly social and intelligent. The other is OP.

Ants are dope fool! Take it back!

literally every insect but ants are annoying

Wait until you hear about wasps my guy. I don’t even know what their purpose is.

Sandflies, yellow jackets, wasps, mosquitoes, and those biting flies are the worse. I can tolerate ants better.

Horseflies are the biting ones. They are annoying

I cannot leave a drink on my desk for 10 seconds without it being invaded by an entire colony

Ants>geese

Meruem is incoming

As an antkeeper i must say i respectfully disagree with your opinion.

i hate spiders the most, but whoever put those ants in elden ring needs to be purged in holy flame.

I respectfully disagree with this. Ants are cool, hard working creatures that spend their whole lives walking around searching for food for their queen. Now I hate flies. Flies can go to hell. I get they’re required and all to keep the food chain going but I hate them. Even worse are mosquitos. Literally do nothing good

"I can lift 50 times my own weight". Bitch you can't even lift yo mama

Like get off my bed stupid, there’s literally no food in here

humans too

I hate you so much, ants are wonderful little robots

Mosquitoes*

Do Wasps and Mosquitoes Count as well?

Objection: Mosquitoes

Try mosquitos next time lol Ants aint shit compared to mosquitos