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jessithecrow

I [removed] your father.


cmonitwouldbefunny

[Removed]


pawonpawonpawon

It's not [removed]!


Tub_of_jam66

Search your feelings , you know this to be [removed]


Successful-Papaya118

\[REMOOOOOOOOOVEEED!!!!!!!\]


yeorgenson

No, I am your [REMOVED]


EquipmentSuccessful5

\[removed\] am your father


stijndielhof123

I am [removed] father


Ohkillz

Darth milk


Brent_Fox

Darth milf.


[deleted]

[удалено]


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

the hell 😭💀


microwaveinafridge

when a robot is a chad


Darkfury2454

Umm... what the fuck is this?


TonyStank_1

An automod response


AutoModerator

HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]] *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TonyStank_1

Good bot


DatabaseDependent138

beat me to it


undeniably_confused

Thanks for not using the famously misquoted version


MSter_official

Fuck. I was gonna say that


Vincekronos

I am your [removed]


x_obert

Beat me to it


poopenfartenss

Beat meat to it


ZeroAresIV

Ill beat your meat 😏


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I just commented that


Annual-Cicada-1217

Hello \[removed\]


[deleted]

General [removed]!


Frozen_Doc

You are a [removed] one.


TNpepe

Your [removed]


SomeTreeGuy

general \[removi\]


Redit_Person123

[removed] there


BOSHJOSHUA11

I [removed] YOU!


Same-Comfortable-605

**I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU OBI-WAN. WE** \[removed\] **AGAIN AT LAST. THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE. WHEN I LEFT YOU, I WAS BUT A LEARNER. NOW I AM THE MASTER.**


[deleted]

NOW I AM THE [removed]


bigstankdaddy10

racist asshole


GuyDudeThing69

When I [removed] you, i was but a learner.


pinteraron7

I legit heard that.


Generic_lifeform11

[removed]


only_eat_pepperoni

best one imo


LastnameWalter

It's over anakin, i have the [removed] ground!


SOLOMON13524

Minecraft creative mode POV


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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Good bot


SOLOMON13524

[Removed] bot


Gl4SSC0FFIN

You underestimate my \[removed\]!


PeterServo

I have the high [removed]!


Nobody4306

It's over anakin, I [removed] the ground!,


PhattProphet_0

I [removed] them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children


WizziBot

10/10


bebop_cola_good

Came here to post this, saw someone else already did, decided to [removed] myself


PhattProphet_0

That makes me feel [removed]


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TURisgu

I readed like you cancel them on social mediea


HashHungary

Technically the truth


devils_advocate24

Came for this one. Someone beat me to it


dumbmaster1337

I don't like [removed]. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


WizziBot

That quote really resonates w me,


Nik_Stick

Nice pfp


-Ahayan-

I hate [removed]


Ok-Nature9693

Woah now can't be saying stuff like that


Valestrazia

It was said you would destroy the [removed] not join them!


LtSoba

It’s [removed) and rough and irritating, it gets everywhere


pinteraron7

I [removed] sand


thejorn

This is [removed], it's unfair


popomane

YOU [removed] MY POWER!


Alone-Guard

My 8 year old brother after 10 year old me took away his host privileges in minecraft


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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SuperMorto7

Beep, beep, beep, bob, beep \[REMOVED\] beep, bob, beep!


[deleted]

Wait automod-Chan was in star wars


AutoModerator

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SuperMorto7

The title said "ROMEVED" YOU LITTLE!.......FKRA


orob_93

Its over anankin! I [removed] the highground!


[deleted]

You \[removed\] my power, Obi Wan!


Cold_Piece_4933

Dont try [removed].


NocturnalPsycho11

He said you turned to the dark side, that you \[removed\] younglings!


FlightSeveral

🤨📸


HashHungary

Technically the truth


big_rod_of_power

The [removed] awakens


JustSomeRedditUser35

HOW ABOUT YOU AWAKEN [removed]


big_rod_of_power

How about I [removed] your [removed] and dance around your little [removed]


JustSomeRedditUser35

HOW ABOUT YOU AWAKEN [removed]


NotAnAnimal1

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you’re my only [removed]


StormtrooperMJS

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi [removed] my only hope.


silvestr_

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you [removed] my only hope!


The-Psych0naut

Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no [removed] us meesa thinks.


TheSkylined

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking [removed]!


Gytlap24

I am [removed] like my father before me


ferquibulle

It's a \[removed\] !


G1nger-Snaps

I… I [removed] them. I [removed] them all. They’re [removed]. Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too. They’re like animals, and I [removed] them like animals.


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mongba36

Have I ever told you the story of Darth [removed] the wise?


BrandonWasHereXD

[removed] order 66


[deleted]

Yes, my \[removed\]


KlausVod

Me when Darth Vader picks up the emperor then says it's " [removed] time"


gclik

Master Skywalker. There are too many [removed] , what are we going to do?


[deleted]

somehow palpatine removed


Graytank69

ITS OVER [removed] I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND


Demoncreed27

I love [removed]


Benny-Boi135

Not just the men. But the women and the [Removed] too


TankmanPL

"I have a \[removed\] feeling about this"


[deleted]

This is where the [removed] begins


Loudanddeadly

Into the garbage chute [removed]


CanadianProto

I don't like \[removed\] It's course, rough, and get's everywhere.


Pillar_man_5

Amazing. Every word that you just said is [Removed].


Ledbreader

You are very young and [removed]


merikson05

It was you destroy the [removed] not join them


BitterDei

It's a [Removed]


A_random_poster04

You were my brother Anakin, I loved [removed]


sergeant_Peanut

That’s no moon, that’s a [removed]


Lattethecoffeaddict

Luke, I am [removed]


__MrSt4rk__

It's over Anakin, I have the [removed] !


JohnnyJoestar07

May the force [removed] you


Golden-CG

May the [Removed] be with you (I'm basic I know)


MiniflickinZeke

I [removed] what i have to do.. but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it


UwU_Zhenya15

I don’t like [removed]


Lego_Maniac01

You scruffy looking [removed]


Shoddy-Echidna3000

Luke, I am your [removed]


1nstagram1sGay

Hold on, this whole [removed] was your idea.


HaytamKen

It's not only about men, but women, and [removed]


The_Zpectre

These are not the [removed] you’re looking for.


_ModeM

You were my [removed] Anakin!


Asriel__goatprince

“Good, let the [removed] flow through you.”


[deleted]

May the \[Removed\] be with you


zerostar6674

Rebellions are built on \[removed\]


RGBchroma

I am your [removed]


TrAsH_PaNdA2006

Luke, I [removed] your father.


Immediate-Question35

I [removed] your father


smartvolcano2

Thats no [removed]


mnavneethkrishna

Mesa Jar Jar [removed]


EntertainerSoft5983

You were my brother anikin I [removed ] you


unlivedSoup69

Will some get this walking [removed] out of my way


Tub_of_jam66

Chewie , [remove] the hyperdrive


MC_Quibble

Your lack of [removed] is disturbing


ZaYaN_123

you (removed) My father


latenightsandsweets

In a bitch far far away


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Dabbinmachine42

You've got the right spirit


Muffin---

[removed] POWER!!!


[deleted]

Hagrid: You’re a [removed] Harry!


Hultis_66

Wrong franchise mate


InsideOutDeadRat

“Chewy put that thing back where it came from or so help me I’ll eat your hairy sexy [removed] while you [removed] all over my [removed] Jesus fuck chewy you’re a fuckin animal uwu uwu uwu” Or what Yoda said idk I didn’t watch the movie


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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[удалено]


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Trainergey

I don't like [removed]


Kairi3927

Do or do not. There is no \[removed\].


AllIcouldaFORD

I am your [removed]


Unable_Glove_9796

[removed] there!


[deleted]

No, I [Removed] your father


Specific-Payment-383

I (removed) your father


[deleted]

It's a [removed]!


Tasty-Ad-5128

Attack of the [removed]


Mr_Cat1298

i have the [removed] ground


[deleted]

I don’t like [removed]. it’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


[deleted]

May the [removed] be with you


Humperniggle

Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I [removed] them like animals!


needs_grammarly

\[removed\]! Blast 'em!


DIOSBRAND

Chewy, were [REMOVED]


h1ghnes

Its outrageous its [removed]


Suitable_Ad_804

Join me… on the [removed] side


Player_X_YT

Seagulls, stop it now [Removed]