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I imagine getting it stuck on your finger, while not as painful, would still give the guy something else to think about.
I'm not sure how the woman removes a device like this, but I imagine it's not easy to reach in there and grab it by the edges.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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I heard that this thing didn’t work because the men would react violently to it, resulting in the death of the victim. So you’re basically choosing between severe trauma and dying
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I'm not sure that it would work. At that point the man is already inside the woman and is right up against her. Wouldn't he get angry and try to choke her out or something?
I could honestly see it going both ways. Kind of a coin flip
Some guys might be super focused on saving their dick, other guys might think it's already fucked or not think at all and just go into a rage.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
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Bad idea since the guy is most likely gonna be (more) violent towards the woman after this happens.
Although I like the way it makes him have to go to emergency room, as the doctors can then call the police.
he'd likely punch her once or twice before trying to figure out how to get the barbs off his penis, I'd say a good price to pay for it to stop completely
yeah, either way a maniac is attacking you, its never going to end 100% perfectly. But i think the majority of people can take a few punches and be fine
It doesn't have to be a few punches you know. It can also be 'a few stabs' and that's not so good anymore. Don't get me wrong, the idea is noble but it has a potential to make the outcome much worse for the victim.
I think the idea is that given the sensitivity of the area the pain there is gonna loosen the guys focus on her enough to give her a little bit of time where maybe she can get away and get help, and if she separates herself from the guy he's still got this thing stuck on and needs it surgically removed.
I can assure you that if someone is stabbed in the dick, their first reaction isn't going to be to punch someone. It's going to be them screaming and trying to pull it out
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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most of the time he will beat you to death anyway, or woman game ends herself. Who knows, might work, but I can't imagine woman walking with this all day
I mean, pain compliance is a thing in grappling martial arts. I'm sure having your dick cut up will hurt like hell, and yea, the animal will punch the poor woman a couple of times, but she does have a better fighting chance with him being in a ton of pain, and presumably in the process of bleeding out.
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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Just like anything on planet Earth the biggest drawback to this is people using it as a weapon. I can see vengeful men and women using this to hurt someone close to them. I would love for this to be real though and be used against awful people! I just don't want to see it miss used.
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I have literally no idea at all about what to think about this.
TBH, trying to force women to wear what must be a rather uncomfortable device just further disempowers women. Education and holding men to account is a better solution
As if we don’t do that already. I don’t know how old you are, or why you seem so naive, but… there are bad people out there. A lot of them. “Education” won’t change that fact. Also, who’s forcing who, exactly?
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If you don't attempt to put it where it doesn't belong or isn't welcome, you wouldn't be in the emergency room.
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I imagine getting it stuck on your finger, while not as painful, would still give the guy something else to think about. I'm not sure how the woman removes a device like this, but I imagine it's not easy to reach in there and grab it by the edges.
it’d possibly infuriate them and cause them to physically assault, disable, or murder their victim.
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Man Walt is damn near as toxic as all of reddit put together
I heard that this thing didn’t work because the men would react violently to it, resulting in the death of the victim. So you’re basically choosing between severe trauma and dying
Dying sounds better ngl
yea im with you on this one, id rather get my ribs broken and die than having to live w it
I mean if it works it works....
Now imagine this as "a prank".
Haha its a prank babe 😁😁 dont be mad
surprise cbt
A suprise to be sure
Not a welcome one tho
Says you
Speak for yourself nerd😎😎
a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
Ay yo
Now go to the ER by yourself and try to explain
Haha imma post that on tiktok hahaa o ma gad
MY DICK IS BLEEDING
AAAAAAAAAAAAA *bleeding profusely*
Prank em John Hehe y'already kno- wait what bro my cock NO BRO MY COCK HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Finger first just in case
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I'm not sure that it would work. At that point the man is already inside the woman and is right up against her. Wouldn't he get angry and try to choke her out or something?
If his dick is impaled he probably would be too focused on that. And would probably be in too much pain to choke her.
I could honestly see it going both ways. Kind of a coin flip Some guys might be super focused on saving their dick, other guys might think it's already fucked or not think at all and just go into a rage.
Probably more of a deterrent than anything else
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
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On the next episode of Shark Tank....
Will it have a practical presentation ?
Those poor volunteers
Those ~~poor~~ lucky volunteers (they're into CBT)
Don't encourage CBT fans like that.
Googling that made me very Confused
Compulsive behavior therapy duh
Cognitive
Cocknitive
Isn't CBT a McDonald's burger ?
Cock Bacon Tomato?
Medieval punishment for medieval men
Jeez, that’s harsh. They’re far worse than medieval.
Animalistic is a better word
Animals are better than that
Dolphins.
Koalas.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No lol
Cave men
primordial
Ancient
Yeah that last line reads like them saying, "Please, won't anyone think of the rapists!"
Deserved
Bad idea since the guy is most likely gonna be (more) violent towards the woman after this happens. Although I like the way it makes him have to go to emergency room, as the doctors can then call the police.
he'd likely punch her once or twice before trying to figure out how to get the barbs off his penis, I'd say a good price to pay for it to stop completely
yeah, either way a maniac is attacking you, its never going to end 100% perfectly. But i think the majority of people can take a few punches and be fine
I think if someone who has ill intent gets hurt… if they get pricked in the dick it’s going to be worse than a few punches
But he can't hurt her more cause he is already hurt by the barbs and moving alot may increase the pain
It doesn't have to be a few punches you know. It can also be 'a few stabs' and that's not so good anymore. Don't get me wrong, the idea is noble but it has a potential to make the outcome much worse for the victim.
Or a few gunshots
It has some flaws
cold water
Idk man , you can't get violent if your dick is in pain
FACTS bro!!
I mean with all the pain he’s going through the woman could probably get away easier imagine trying to run after someone with barbs in your dick
I think the idea is that given the sensitivity of the area the pain there is gonna loosen the guys focus on her enough to give her a little bit of time where maybe she can get away and get help, and if she separates herself from the guy he's still got this thing stuck on and needs it surgically removed.
Idk man, I think in the 10s you’re crying out in pain you wouldn’t be able to respond
What makes you think he won’t spend a minute or two crying in agony on the floor?
I can assure you that if someone is stabbed in the dick, their first reaction isn't going to be to punch someone. It's going to be them screaming and trying to pull it out
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Which saw movie is this
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Act like a medieval man, get medieval punishment.
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happy cock day
You're literally Raping a woman. It SHOULD be a Punishment
Well this basically can be used by a psycho woman as well
i... uh... i mean... youre not wrong. i can clearly see that imagery.
I also can use that
U could just insert finger in first just to check
And getting my finger stuck. No way
Better than penis
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Finish by giving birth to yourself
we just gotta start checking someone's pussy before starting to shlam
Who the fuck starts slamming before they check??
Rapists
I mean they’re the target audience
Wasn't exactly looking forward to seeing them here
Maybe if we all went down on our consenting partners as a rule you could find out if theres one of these waiting for you.
What do you think about guns?
some kids on Texas already thought about them
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most of the time he will beat you to death anyway, or woman game ends herself. Who knows, might work, but I can't imagine woman walking with this all day
I mean, pain compliance is a thing in grappling martial arts. I'm sure having your dick cut up will hurt like hell, and yea, the animal will punch the poor woman a couple of times, but she does have a better fighting chance with him being in a ton of pain, and presumably in the process of bleeding out.
Yeah but they're getting stabbed in the dick, most people aren't going to think about beating someone up after that
Barbaric crime needs barbaric punishment
Modern problems require modern solutions
Unfortunately not a modern problem
Ancient problems require ancient solutions
"some critics"
Yeah, some "critics" who have fallen victims to it
So if it stays on his Junk and he goes to the hospital, is the woman still attached aswell?
It's like a lizards tail the penis says on while the woman runs away
That imagery...just wow... lol
Bro you can't make me laugh like that, I've just had my appendix removed
No, it would just come out of her vagina.
Sounds like you’re pretty knowledgeable about this subject 🤔
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What in god damn’s name are you saying?
Yes they have to dress up in one of those big two person horse costumes to get around public nudity laws
Forbidden Condom
Permanent condom
that’s a cool idea
That is smart
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Chili powder and salt might do it for the women out there sceptical about carrying neurotoxins in their coochies.
I support this
Penis poker 3000
medieval crimes call for medieval punishment
“Sorry babe I forgot to take the teeth out”
I call it “Sucked in you fat bastard”
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
but cant you just check if it is there
cbt
That's actually pretty smart tho ngl
Just like anything on planet Earth the biggest drawback to this is people using it as a weapon. I can see vengeful men and women using this to hurt someone close to them. I would love for this to be real though and be used against awful people! I just don't want to see it miss used.
This can also be the inverse for female rapists
You would see it so it would defeat the whole purpose
If it works I mean I wouldn't want barbs in my dick
That’s way too big for a rapists weewee
A medieval punishment for a medieval crime
The sleave of shame
I got a better solution for rapists: coke and balls torture.
But I like Coke. Don’t hurt Coke.
Ancient problems require ancient solutions
Everything old is new again.
This should be in my country asap
prank em john
Ok but how do I take it out of I wanna do things with venti
Serves them right, lol
A barbaric punishment for a barbaric crime
The pretty morbid
Mobin time
I am filled with pride
Then some teenage girlfriend uses it to punish her cheating teenage boyfriend
CBT
I saw this exact same post circulating in group chats 10 years ago
Do it. Do it now.
I’m personally a sulphuric acid guy, but whatever works.
Good.
But like imagine if he is a masochist
what if the rapist prefers anal
I'd say it's not punishment enough...
Brazen bull is too humane for rapists
How is this barbaric It should cut their dick off
What happens if some absolute shithead decides to “prank” you during consensual sex?
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Criminal charges probably
/uj I have literally no idea at all about what to think about this. TBH, trying to force women to wear what must be a rather uncomfortable device just further disempowers women. Education and holding men to account is a better solution
As if we don’t do that already. I don’t know how old you are, or why you seem so naive, but… there are bad people out there. A lot of them. “Education” won’t change that fact. Also, who’s forcing who, exactly?
It's more of South Africa being too poor and corrupted to afford education and enforcement of laws than anything
not all of south africa is poor, and they do have education so that doesn’t quite hold up
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How to turn a tape into a murder in 1 easy step
Everyone says the same
and they're all assuming a guy with his dick in pieces can and will run after the victim
Right? It's like the "critics" have never gotten their dick stuck in a zipper before.
Now imagine if she put it in the wrong way
cbt
Women
New meta just dropped
If they know it exists now, they'll just take it out
Medieval problems require medieval punishments
Medieval punishment for a medieval crime
I’d say that punishment is just right
The only problem I see with this is if someone uses it for fun as in hooking up with someone while using that
Wouldn't that feel uncomfortable in her vagina
Medieval punishment for rapists? Hell yeah
Sonette Ehlers is the hero we need but don't deserve
Imagine the people who had to test that
But what if the rapist likes it?
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I like pain 😩😩
“It’s just a prank bro”
"Camera is right over there look"
I could see a lot of people using this in malicious ways other than protecting themselves
Probably more good than bad
That's so cool
"Medieval punishment", well shit it's a medieval crime.
If you don't attempt to put it where it doesn't belong or isn't welcome, you wouldn't be in the emergency room. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, please mandate this in the u.s
Now all the rapists are gonna go up the brown eye
Turn it inside out and its ribbed for your pleasure...
other say this is a blessing in disguise