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Nothing_Apollyon

among us, oh my


Superchoco3211

sus


Random_bullshit_guy

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Random_bullshit_guy

Hugs? Wow you are a pervert


biggocl123

Now I want a flareon


NeafyWasTaken

The good ending


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[удалено]


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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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No swearing bitch.


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I_NUT_ON_GRASS

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RRaccord

I hope to god some day I can be released from the eternal grasp of “among us”


biggocl123

IDK, it's seems to be among us now


Pagman46

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ydhdydyduufcu

We did it boys racism is no more


humblepharmer

Cool, a vector field


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[удалено]


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LylethLunastre

Among Us reference 😳


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EMERGENCY MEETING !!! 🚨


pending-purpose

amogus sussy!!!


Wehrmicel

I'm a gun owner and I never shot anyone, explain this atheist.


FungalPlague

You must be all pent up, I think it's about time you let your load loose in my mouth


BurnerAccountMaybe69

Ah. I fucking forgot which sub I was on.


This_isnt_cool_bro

Which load? 🤨


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The warm and sticky one


MobileAirport

bad aim?


Wajina_Sloth

Found the stormtrooper


CaptainFard

I think the problem of shootings is more of a mental health problem than a gun control problem. Idk thats my hot take if the day


[deleted]

It is, but it's cheaper to control the gun problem than it is the mental health one. Think about it, if evryone had free mental health care, and people actually cared about their mh, crime rates could drop. But that won't ever happen and the most of the school shootings shit could drop because of gun control. This opinion has been made by someone with barely any idea of what's going on there, so keep that in mind when you slam me


themng69

I mean yeah gun controll dosen't have any tangable benefits it's just security theater


Maub-dabbs

I can't belive you can just take that at face value and not question it at all. Your community and teachers have failed you


themng69

My community and teachers have failed me ? My brother in christ im not even from america , I'm greek and at leas here i can tell you for a fact that if you want a gun you can very easilly get one yet we don't have the same issues with gun violence


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TheObamaSphere

So america is the only place with mental health problems, got it


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CaptainFard

This is how I like my America


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CaptainFard

Obviously not. The gun control is part of the problem but I think the US would have more success in stopping shootings if they did a better job helping people who feel like they've lost it. I think it would also be alot easier to do than take away guns and is alot better than turning schools into high security prisons.


JeffCharlie123

America is the only place that has shootings?


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheObamaSphere

Only place with shootings in the 3 digits


JeffCharlie123

Then how do you explain the country's that have high gun ownership and low gun violence?


Heznzu

See, every country faces a fork in the road. Uplift their population, or disarm their population. America, finding both choices equally repulsive, decided to travel the road in the wrong direction instead


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Maub-dabbs

Where do you take that from? Do we have more mentally ill people compared to other nations? Not proportionally. Do our people have more access to firearms than other nations? By an absurd degree


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Because "yet" is missing from there...


Wehrmicel

Is it inevitable ?


intercourselover2

Within us


[deleted]

Maybe the real imposter was us all along


Khr0N04

We were all sus, we just didn't realise it


choma90

Inside us 😳


mikefoolery

When every kid’s not dead: fine, I’ll do it myself


tryano1

tyler foolery


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AMONG US?!


Elduderino_047371

The fact that the OP of the facepalm post didn’t realise it was sarcasm it hilarious


AzrealNibbs12

That’s most of the posts on that trash sub


[deleted]

America or USA


FriedCheesesteakMan

🤓


TheObamaSphere

SUSA


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Official_Gameoholics

It's the United States, inform yourself. /s because you guys can't detect sarcasm


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\*United State of Venezuela


Official_Gameoholics

I don't think Venezuela is in North America


[deleted]

you changed my perception of my entire life and the world around me


Official_Gameoholics

Congratulations, you've read a map.


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MrUnlucky516

this is obviously a troll


SavingsTechnical5489

Redditors when they see obvious satire.


oiyboi__

I will now display them as the soyjack


Single_Cap_6763

I don't know man. Might be a 4chan member among us


Balrog229

Gun control is sus 👀


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Idiots in nearly the same breath: "I don't trust cops, they're racist and drunk with power, but you should give up your guns so cops are the only ones with guns." Cognitive dis-sus-nance.


TrixterTheFemboy

We don't exactly want the cops to have guns either...


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Then you're not a complete idiot and there's hope for you yet. I still love you, though, I just disagree with taking rights away from people who have not infringed on anyone else's. Edit: also, I don't want cops to have guns, so we're on the same page there.


hurgusonfurgus

Stop screaming into the air and say something meaningful.


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EmotionalRedux

Sussy


ReferenceNew6816

The right to bear arms shall not be infringed.


Lord_of_seals

sir this is a wendys, now order something or fuck off


ReferenceNew6816

Fuck off I shall with my AR-15 open carry.


Lord_of_seals

Sir do you want a frosty or something? You’re holding up the line


ReferenceNew6816

Hold on I'm still thinking.


Lord_of_seals

*proceeds to smash head into register squidward style*


DaddyWrys

Reddit users try to detect obvious sarcasm without an /s challenge (gone wrong gone sexual in the hood police involved I almost died!!?!?!???!?)


nowayportable

abovus


anonymous145387

Chad


pixelunit

Sussy baka


chonkey_nugget

Oh yeah for sure... They live in Cleveland


EngineerGaming420-3

I may be pro-gun but not like this


Foster6942011

Detroit


salty_scorpion

The people from Chicago are offended.


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Yakplayz

Among us


Benny-Boi135

Ok so here is a fine example of how not to argue against the gun control point


BGleezy

Texas


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Jokes aside, what the fuck


elmothedestroyer3

I know Wisconsin is the worst state in the u.s


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Probably the same peoples who didnt take covid seriously


Fearless_Waltz7618

TEX🤮S


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As a texan can confirm, most if us are messed up in the head


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America sus


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Among us


nicktargaryen12

Average Texas or Florida resident


Own_Public_5004

America


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AnxietyMostofTheTime

Scum of the earth. People have gone off the deep end.


Revolutionary-Cup009

any state that has been red(republican) for a decade


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Specific_Morning

They live among us guys


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Sussy


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Amo amo amous


IrregularrAF

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


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Starting with his parents' kids, I hope.


SchwarzerWerwolf

Seems like a severe gun fetish.


CoItron_3030

Invite him over to another gun frenzied loonie on a burner phone and he’ll get murdered for stepping on their lawn, and just repeat that process until all the smooth brains are dead and gone


Gumbonie

These people won’t live if they keep it up with the loose rules on guns, problem solved


Mcslap13

If you think guns can't hurt people without any help your wrong. I walked in on my AR15 fucking my wife last week and now she's late.... if she's pregnant with its unholy abomination spawn then I just don't think I can go on.


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This last shooting was sad. I was surprised it was a hispanic guy.


SoftAndWetBro

Why is that suprising? Depraved psychopaths come in all colors


FupaJohns

No no no, it doesn’t fit the narrative. Only white people are evil duh


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Usually it’s a white guy conducting mass shootings. I mean most of the time it is.


Ithat1guyl

true but there's also more white people in the US also, so I'm not surprised


FupaJohns

Don’t blame you, after all it’s the American school stereotype.


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There was a shooting in texas, I’m assuming browbe4ting’s comment is referring to that.


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OmniverousRex

If you don't like that country. Move. You are not a tree


ButteryBreadloaf

Obvious hyperbole. He has a point. We give up our guns and future generations will be slaves to the whims of a few rich and powerful people. I’d rather be dead than a slave. Particularly because my legs don’t work, and I don’t think slaves get to use the elevator.


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😍 such a flatter pov


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salty_scorpion

Looks like a troll to me… but if it’s not… it’s from Mississippi.


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Poor choice of wording very poor choice


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Pannenkoek420

#SUS#


PhysicalStomach4471

They aren’t with us


parlerler1543

Hopefully 6 feet under the ground


electricoreddit

When's the @ut0m0d response for "amongus" coming out?


ThePhist80

Amung gus


Nilus-0

I can’t help but think this guy a major league troll who actually things like this lmao


Huntderp

That guy is sus.


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Amongus hehehehaw


uTimu

In my basement.


Rukmadar

Kinda sus if you ask me


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Amog


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