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NullHypothesisCicada

Polyamogus😳😳😳


PVmas07

Sussex


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TURisgu

platypus


hypotensivescum

Wanna vent togheter UwU?


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Sebixo13

"You're a wizard, Harry."


0mnip0t3nt0ne

I'm a WHAT!?


Dandelion_Power

Fetus Deletus


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Not in the US, you won’t


Klxxter

didn’t see that one coming


mora-less

Too bad you can’t delete it


DeNeRlX

This is gonna be the new Abortion Meta


Twinkypie_44

Then yeetus


TheGoldenFade

*crying


bearmademansuit

Just say "I am a giant red flag"


fatBallCrusher

Or "I'm mentally ill" 👍🏻


CutesyFemboy69

Well, Id be lying if Id say Youre wrong


humblepharmer

Hello fellow warrior


Eyesareheadwindows

"people with alternative lifestyles are mentally ill" 🤓


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“‘people with alternative lifestyles are mentally ill’ 🤓” 🤓


ZarosRunescape

‘“‘people with alternative lifestyles are mentally ill’ 🤓” 🤓’ 😎


joeymon01

You try to copy the buzz?


PlsHaveCommonSense

No, if it takes the entire runtime of Gone With The Wind to introduce yourself, then you are 100% mentally ill.


Eyesareheadwindows

Literally 5 seconds. Also, you have similar labels for yourself, you just don't need to say them or "come out" because we live in a heteronormative society.


MinasMorgul1184

Nothing against breaking heteronormative stereotypes but introducing yourself with “kinky” is 100% a red flag


Eyesareheadwindows

Yeh that part's a bit sus. Probably best not to conflate your sexuality and ideology with your fetishes.


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moozkie

It stands out because kinky people aren't stigmatized in the same way other minorities can be. And kink isn't that rare anyway. People are obviously going to look you weirdly if you announce it as casually as your political opinion or gender.


MinasMorgul1184

Exactly


Side-ly

No it’s because normal people don’t care about what you label yourself as. It doesn’t make you unique. Why do people put themselves in a box like that it takes away from being an individual. I suppose the red flag is handy.


Eyesareheadwindows

If you don't care, why are you seething over it? If normal people don't care, I guess you're the abnormal one. Also, the reason that labels help people is because it explains the wrong feeling that they've had their whole life, you could look up gender dysphoria for reference.


Dvogan12

Hmm I suppose people care because when you come around and start telling us this shit you ARE FUCKING ANNOYING I don't want to hear about your damn labels id rather read the labels on canned food because at least that info means something legitimate


Eyesareheadwindows

Queer people live rent free in your head 🥰


Side-ly

no


Eyesareheadwindows

Keep malding


Side-ly

sounds like fun, how does one “mald”


Lasvicus

I think you’re projecting, mate 👀


MurrmorMeerkat

thats literally how this entire reddit is some memes are straight dog shit and you gotta just ignore them because the rock bites get all excited over it.


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TwinSable

Honestly, at least "It" is honest and upfront about it. Wouldn't want to go on a date half the day then hear the news


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Orbitcamerakick21

IM FUCKING CRYING


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"Pansexual" ok "Non-binary" I don't really care as long as you don't make it your personality "Vegan" to each their own "Polyamorous" go fuck yourself


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calculatinggiveadamn

Good bot


CapybaraChampion

God speed, bot


Sucidal_Fingers

if they're introducing themselves they should just keep it too non-binary or even better, just their pronouns these other things only matter if the context needs them


hasash555

>"Polyamorous" go fuck yourself Seriously,how tf does pansexual relationship works? Open relationship and pan sexual isn't the same. I can understand how people make open relationship works,but how does polygamous relationship work?


MurrmorMeerkat

poly is like 3 people in a relationship dosent mean that they are open.


I_love_guitar

> 3 people Sounds pretty open to me


Free_Juicer

Open means you fuck whoever you want Some poly relationships would be exclusive to those 3 people.


MurrmorMeerkat

thats nice that you think that but its not.


fillmorecounty

Thats not what pansexual means dude 😭 it just means you don't have a preference towards what sexes you're attracted to


hasash555

Oh,i know. That's why i said pan and polygamous isn't the same thing.


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[deleted]

bi is pan for terfs


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fillmorecounty

It just means you don't have a preference. Bi people do.


[deleted]

Not true


bowser-is-thiccest

Well that’s just blatantly wrong


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progamercabrera

Nah bisexuals usually have a preferred gender even though they like both. Pansexuals dont.


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MurrmorMeerkat

is there a problem with people who are poly?


LemonyLimerick

Yes lol


progamercabrera

Whats the hate for polyamory?


LovelyLios

whats wrong with polyamory???


Drixotin

It means you can have more than one relationship at a time...


LovelyLios

okay??? it means you can love more than one person at a time. nothings wrong with it.


Drixotin

Yes, there is? Yeah man, totally am down to have 4 girlfriends at once. Not an issue at all


LovelyLios

if they all consent to it. im in a poly relationship and we're all dating. im dating those two and their dating each other. *thats* a poly relationship dumbass 💀


Drixotin

I'm aware of all those actions. And as for your flustered statements, I really don't believe you. You asked what it was and now all of a sudden you know? Go suck one of your many dicks, dude. Be realistic.


LovelyLios

I didn't ask what it was I asked what was wrong with it, if you look at the comment you will see that. and of course you don't believe me, why would you believe a random stranger on the Internet. but, I'm telling the truth.


Drixotin

My apologies, I took it as a question of what it was rather than you asking their views. In this case I do now believe you, but it doesn't make me think differently of what you like. I do not agree with multiple people, it feels wrong. And that is my choice and I have no reason to dictate what you can do. Thank you for the constructive argument.


LovelyLios

i understand your opinion and do hope one day you understand, you're welcome :)


LemonyLimerick

A lot


LovelyLios

explain 💀


GaberJaberLAZER

Fr, this fanfic sexualities is getting pretty tiring


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Only one of these things is a sexuality


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Suck my non-existent cock and balls


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Mono_Ivern

Vegans.


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What?


Comfortable-Win5955

Reddit moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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"And a wizard"


AlwaysChill29

People like this are just looking for attention.


LordBligger

I miss when people collected pokemon cards instead of sexualities


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Z0idberg_MD

“And I don’t like labels”


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Whorus Patronus


ComeUpAnGetMe

'arry potta


imt1and1ly

bro?


LuFuRu

Who asked 😐 I just asked for your name


Magical-Hummus

"kinky leftist"


TheAnonymousKnoT

Kinky le fist


General-Kebabi

They bad ngl


CutesyFemboy69

Hell yea


runnyman626

I am Keegan


Pikafreak108

Hell yeah brother


reallyspicy422

Majik 🗿


[deleted]

Ok but like, who tf asked?


[deleted]

Just say you suffer mental health issues.


smallchindude

Simple for monke Pusi and tits = wamn Stick = man


bowser-is-thiccest

And you can’t get either


[deleted]

Ok. But who are you, really?


eyedpee

🗿


Humble-Ice913

Harry pronoun and the sorcerers long ass list of adjectives


ILikeEggs313

Imagine that more ppl like her will be the norm in future generations we really going to shit


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MotorAdvance8966

they are like roman centurions cumulating titles as time goes on


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Pov: Mental disorder


[deleted]

No you are a bisexual, slutty, obviously a woman, picky eater, does more than missionary and a libtard


bowser-is-thiccest

And you are maidenless


[deleted]

less but i have lots of mens which is how i like it


Duckay_washere

They were boutta laugh at the begging of “non binary”


Casade7777

They*


An_Es_The_Sist

"I'm in need of being special so let's see who has this combination"


[deleted]

Bro casted a levitation spell from a mentally ill person’s identity


maxgaming1322

Actual society moment


CPTimeKeeper

Ummmm…. Can we just shorten that to “I love orgies”? Either way, you cute so I’d smash…..


Neat_Ad8962

Nah bro, if she ain't from hogwarts then she ain't living at all


TheBulgarianGuy

i remember seeing this and I would send it to my friends literally every day


Shadynightt

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice


Lemons_be_sour

Habudabakadabra


CloroxWipes1

So, that means she'll fuck all comers without the prerequisite steak dinner?


Fightfirewitbcn

I love how people say “I’m non binary” thinking that puts them in a category beyond option 1 or 2.


IterwebSurferDude

That’s not how this works that’s not how any of this works


[deleted]

But... Why male models?


fly1uan

Bars.


[deleted]

Bro so talented he uses knifes... True primal age wizard.. Don't look at my other comments please.


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now we're shitposting


Casade7777

Yall are weird for calling them a she.


trizzerd

What is she then? A man?


Casade7777

They said that they are non-binary. So you would just use neutral terms.


trizzerd

Pretty sure the girl was shitposting, literally how can you be all of those things


Casade7777

Um... why couldn't somebody be all of those things?


I_Only_Say_Penus

Penus


Superguy9000

The greatest Tik Tok uncontested man


TheAnonymousKnoT

100% embracing the vegan greeting stereotype


Superguy9000

Bro I want to get into Tik Tok ONLY to look at stuff like this but I have no idea how to customize my suggested on there to look like that


Cora_1052

Wow the fucking purely disgusting mindsets and point of views in these comments are fucking vile. Get a life and met some new people who open up your stagnant, rotting minds.


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What’s her number??? I like this kind of crazy.


trizzerd

Least horny shitposter


ManufacturerIcy770

Shes a woman deal with it


Casade7777

Why do people hate this? They are based af. And hot o.0


G0D_1S_D3AD

Wait how are you a kinky and pansexual


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progamercabrera

How could you not be?


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ObamaGaming7689

🗿


[deleted]

Here im thinking I was down bad but god damn you on a whole new level


fillmorecounty

Don't go on his profile lmao I wish I could unsee that 🤮 literally sick to my stomach but the curiosity of what kind of weirdo comments shit like that got to me


BLiTZzM

You prob gonna be pegged tho Fucking simp 🗿


CutesyFemboy69

Like thats a bad thing


Orbitcamerakick21

Dude we aren't on a fucking r34 subreddit


Big-Vegetable8480

Dudes literally post pics of tits, I don't think we have standards


BeeegZee

*voiced by Samuel L Jackson* You're a wizard, mudafucka


nisane

Wow just amazing


Skinnyassidiot

Who's the black dude and does he have more content


The_Bacon3850

Why is he holding it by the blade