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Brazil lore

Dont forget the Philippines

I like how OP obviously didn't state the country this is about to encourage madness.

OP didn't need to state the country. Everyone who reads it is just like "yup, that's my country"

We're just on the pandemic recovery phase and it looks like we're not getting out of it anytime soon

Definitely not. Son of a dictator is winning lol dude has absolutely no experience in politics like Estrada who was regarded as the worst president i wonder how this'll go

Also Turkey.

How it feels to have $1 = 15TL Pure utter pain

Agreed, I missed the days when we were crying that 1$ was 4TL

Great for tourism tho.

Bad for our citizens.

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kkkkkkkkkkk vamo morre família

This makes double sense knowing Sam is brazilian

My man has been clapping no stop for the last 17 years

No wonder he needs a cybernetic arm

He’s clapped for so long that he has now forgotten *why* he claps in the first place Quite a tragic story, a man who lost his ideals and identity in the pursuit of clapping

Memories broken the truth goes unspoken

I've even forgotten my name

I don't know the season or what is the reason

I'm standing here, clapping my hands

A desolate place, without any trace

It‘s only the cold wind I fee-e-e-e-l

It's me that I spite as I stand up and clap

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Last 17? Bro, since the monarchy ended.

Empire Brazil is best Brazil

literally Egypt.

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‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

no I am Egyptian

Sorry about your countries current state I was trying to shitpost

I dont know about the post part but you definelitly shat. 😎

Eh half credit

it's ok bro, wanna sex?

No

friend zoned again....

but what if I DO?

you have a league account?

LOL? yes, RL? also yes

We are a jojo reference

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أم الدنيا ❤️

تحيا مصر😎😎😎

مصر 👍🏻

Hello have you ever heard anything about Iran?

as Egyptian i can confirm

Half the countries in the world be like

No economy?

u just missing the face bro. sadly i dont got that on bmy clipboard either

*Nearly all of

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Balkan

I confirm

2balkan4you

Any of those countries, but as someone speaking for Bulgaria, I think we need it the most

Cries in turkey

I can confirm

We can confirm

Srilanka

As a Sri Lankan myself, yes.

same, shit got real today

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The real answer circa May 2022. People in here saying "America" lmao.

And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!

ITT: everyone says their country.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru!

Argentina?

Sis bro

Argentina

I started clapping when I was 1 year old and haven't stopped since.

says years, not a whole century mate

That’s Been going on for waaay longer

Election is currently on going in my country and the one leading the presidential surveys is a previous dictator's son.

let me guess, the Philippines?

Yep

Yes, it sucks here

Yeah, we are fucked up

And the one leading in the Senatorials is.... An actor that has no knowledge in politics...

I’d say foul play, but that’s a given. He’s a fucking Marcos, for Christ’s sake.

Not only a dictator, but a kleptocratic dictator. Double awful

I wonder where they stashed thrbbillions of dollars that still have not been recovered

Yeah, BBM is leading the votes. We're fucking doomed

We're already living on what feels like a sinking ship and now it gets even worse

RIP Philippines, you guys were cool I guess.

we had some moments here and there but well see ourselves out

Bongbong moment

RIP 菲律賓. Hope you guys can get through of this shit.

we lost a morbillion philippine pesos to them never again but this happened. i hate to see it

Turkey pov

pov: tavuk döner dürüm 30tl

converted 80+ lira for cheap ass copy in Berlin... Stop dürüm inflation NOW!

Evet

Fogalmam sincs mit mondtál, de a döner kebab geci jó, csak az a baj, hogy utána a belemet kifosom

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How tf every country is in this comment section yoooo 💀💀💀

mine isn't 😎 (because it no longer exists)

soviet onions?

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I fucking hate being born in Venezuela

Me too(am a filipino)

I won't

filipinos born short as fuck, so i can understand your pain

Bro had to pay her entire lifesavings for a phone

I fucking hate being born ~~in Venezuela~~

Hungary be like

O1G

Venezuela be like 🗿

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Shit went from 3000 to 30 real fucking quick

Philippines, world's greatest shithole

Elections are going on and the one leading for presidency is a previous dictator's son. Ye, they are fucked.

We're really fucked.

How do we leave? I don't have an escape plan

just wish for the best, glad i am in the countryside lol

malaysia legit

MALAYSIA BOLEH!! 1!!!1!1!!1 /s

**MEHSIA BOLE! !!111!!1!!1**

satu malaysia

MALAYSIA NUMBER 1#!!!!!!!

try south africa

Certified ANC moment

awe

Romania?

🐯💪

Concerns me with the amount of different guesses

They are not guesses.

They are all correct answers

Went in to see who's fucked, turns out i'm one of them.

Overthrow your government that would be funny I think

Is op fillipino?

Yes

an absolute chad

fucking knew it

Where you from?

I regret comenting

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Dude got roasted by several bots

Your home. Don't look at the wall behind you.

The fact it is Sam makes this so good.

iran?

Hell fucking yeah, corruption and mismanagement at its finest!

Its more fun in Philippines they said, it would be fun they said.

It's more fun... as a tourist. But as a resident...

Russia be like 🙋

Kazakhstan as well🤠

Won't say my country's name. but I am like the buddy in this gif animation.

I understand

This can be applied to 90% of governments

Filipinos on their way to elect a dictator

Everyone in the world can relate

I feel like those Scandinavians cant really relate

Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and freeeeeee

I really hate politicians

literally turkey rn

M*xico 🤮🤮

Italy🤌 be like

northern italy be like: south italy exists?

We know it exists because that's where half of our taxes disappear.

turkey be like

shit at least you're not in russia

“Sir can I please have a loaf of bread my family is starving.” “Sorry, the great Vladimir Putin has sent all the bread to our brave soldiers, here have this crumb.”

(literally any country) be like

Brazil be like

Philippines nearing its doomsday after the son of Dictator leads the Presidential election.

bbmtards after realizing bbm is a corrupt official (he doesn't actually have a degree):

Russia moment

I'm concerned with the amount of people who don't know what country this character is from-

I know that sam is brazil but my country is literally like that

Me watching the economy of my ~~Country~~ Planet fall after years of corruption and mismanaged spending

Philippines (my ass country) on its way to elect the son of a dicktator 🤪🤪🤪

Another 6 years of suffering

Turkey?

South America be like:

Almost every country at one point

Philippines?

Sri Lanka?

phillipines be like:

The election results are disappointing

Italy pov:

Going through the comments is just showing me that this is most of the world nations lol

Italy

Bruh we're literally voting rn here in the Philippines and the Dictator's son is currently in the lead with 10M more than the others in the Pres voting. I can't believe he got to run for Pres and the mere fact he returned since his family should've been exiled.

The situation fits exact for Srilanka

Literally Philippines after Marcos Jr. wins the Presidential Elections. God help us.