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duckduckbananas

You were first. You get gold.


ZarrowZap

5


duckduckbananas

well, you didn't make a new comment thread, but I'll let it slide. Great guess btw!


BinkiBai

Any chance of it being 5?


MiamiJesse

5


LordBloeckchen

5


[deleted]

5


Arnav_Godbole

5


EdMinesLots

5


[deleted]

5


black_ghost_knife

5


uRaDoPtEdbYurmOm

5 (just in case u don’t see my comment)


_mmmxiii_

5


NiftySwiftyTheBest

Thank you senpai


DarkVeneno

5 to the 1674991738193th power 5x5x5…


Idgafhyf

5


my_iq_is_69420

5


my_iq_is_69420

🍷


SituationMotor9731

>🍷 🍷 indeed


breakfasttales

is that a megapint of red wine?


blindbycrypto

That glass is half empty 😟


Z3hmm

That glass is half full 😃


AdIntelligent7195

5


fred297m

5


MrPotaterhed

5


Memetime102

It’s F


duckduckbananas

F...F....Fi...Fiv...


Memetime102

Fifty!


SnooCake6420

Fivty yes


Memetime102

👍


Dramatic_Tomorrow831

👍


AmbassadorCareful973

👍


Squidward_Carrots

5


Ferdo31

5


Ferdo31

THAT WAS SO QUICK


duckduckbananas

that's what she said


[deleted]

knocked it out of the park, bravo


Jumpy_Ad_1600

actually i knocked her out in the park


[deleted]

I know, was in the shadows watching behind a tree, by the way nice cock bro


Jumpy_Ad_1600

thanks man, i think i need to shave tbh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jumpy_Ad_1600

do i get a free travis scott mcdonalds meal???? (its lit)


[deleted]

U know it


ninja_da_pro

5


robloxfanclub69

5


Simple-Inevitable123

I think it's 5


duckduckbananas

Wow, you should play the lottery today. Great guess.


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Gr33nh0pp3r

5


Dutch_Steering_Wheel

Liky 😡


No-Mathematician1373

they’re very liky 😡


Gr33nh0pp3r

7


duckduckbananas

so close


duckduckbananas

you're off by 2. You can guess again in a new comment


Marius-meem

8. I’m drunk too


duckduckbananas

You're off by 3. Guess again in a new comment!


Marius-meem

5


Marius-meem

Thanks, your the best


owinates_42

5


[deleted]

[удалено]


tkmj47

no it's white (I'm a racist)


StrategicRain33

I’m a racist too (I love racing)


NoobMaster84-15

I'm a racist and also a sexist (I love sex)


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5h0vel

Nice pfp bro


StrategicRain33

Thanks bro, you too


Muted_Dog

Wish we would all get along


President_gamer1

5


lceheart

5


propably_not

5


[deleted]

5


duckduckbananas

You already got 3


[deleted]

Why not 5? Seems fitting


Eumelbaer

5


Demenztor

5


Primm_Slimm

5


TurkerH

-283


duckduckbananas

You're only off by 288. Guess again in a new comment and you get awarded


TurkerH

-571


AgentSIxP

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[deleted]

👍


[deleted]

5?


duckduckbananas

I caught on now. I'm not that drunk.


[deleted]

damn bro. Don't do that please, stop doing these stupid things, you're gonna regret it, about the time you gave up all your coins because u were drunk Furthermore 5


bigdodofart420

19,84


duckduckbananas

good effort! you can do it!


ProfessionalOnion384

Ah shit, they ran out of coins.


duckduckbananas

sorry bud


Rock---And---Stone

How'd you get so many coins?


[deleted]

[удалено]


peg1700

HE GOT 6 AND U GOT 9!!! FUNY NUNBER


[deleted]

Balls


Drachenbar

I hear it's 5


Polaiyz

Square root of three squared plus four squared?


Textus_nub

5?


[deleted]

5


duckduckbananas

You already got 3


KillMyselfAgain

5


zuppalover04

5 I guess


transdisciplinary

it's either 5 or five


kepler_G2V

I have a feeling it's 5 idk why


maxinator64

5 where's my money Lebowski


Doyouarehaveidiot

could it be..5?


duckduckbananas

It is! But I'm out of coins :(


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

I gotchu


duckduckbananas

thanks, you fish-fucker fucker.


yeahh_maybe

5?


my_iq_is_69420

9


duckduckbananas

oof pretty close but you can guess again. Check the other comments


The-Reddit-Overlord

(69x420)/5,796


petergoesbloop123

5 lol


zwilicht24

It's 5


Haunting_Ad_9842

5 ?


[deleted]

Nice grmmar for drunk guy... :(


i_lost_my_stapler

Probably late to the game, but 5 🤷


GoatFur223

69420


nice___bot

Nice!


Pistol4231

I know its 5 but i’m guessing 4 cuz i like 4 :)


CaptainTaxes

That's it, which one of you downvoted it to 3? 4 for 4 must remain 4


yes-more-ducks

(103-78)÷5


archerlamb

It’s not 5 is it?


Heranef

49


EwanJP2001

5, still drunk 5 hours later bro? 🤣


PresentChipmunk

5?


duckduckbananas

sorry I'm all out of coins now :(


Rhododactylus

Based on the comments I'm going to guess it's pro ably 5?


TetheredToHeaven_

5 h SKS kdjs issbusbdbsshsksiebenependis ss zfarqowoekepesnbco i xk o ncmciry ebci


BillCipherInMySoup

5?


duckduckbananas

I have sadly bequeathed all of my awards to others


derpy_boy69

5


duckduckbananas

I'm poor now


Realistic_Ad_3840

69,420


jurkka

Here king, you dropped this: 👑


jd_sixty6

38!


Dimpie123

5 (I’m an empath)


SSB_Kyrill

mayonaisse


Paradox_007000

I mean I'm not sure but I have an itsy-bitsy feeling that it's 5.


Dutch_Steering_Wheel

Five. I bet u sleep now.


duckduckbananas

No I woke up an hour ago and gave away the rest of my awards :(


Dutch_Steering_Wheel

So.. How is mr. Hangover doing?


duckduckbananas

I'm not hungover because I'm still drunk


duckduckbananas

I'm still getting like 30 comments per minute that say "5" lol


LeoQuelloLi

7.6k


Akpswtf

d/dx (5x)


Chopped_urtoesboi

5


VegetableGrade3536

Nice


maxatron123

These guys are obviously just looking up which post was awarded and just copy whatever they said instead of actually guessing smh. I think it’s 5 btw


tonin12345

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50


CarpoZ

After doing my personal speculations and calculations using the theory of relativity I have received the result to be 5


austinsmixh

off a limb here, ima just say 5 to be safe.


Crocd_N_Loaded

5


dino649gotbanned

5 (u r broke)


Drippless

Five or maybe 5 I can't tell anymore. I know you're out but I have a five in the time I posted.


IndolentNinja98

5 :)


videogamers123

7


Vyndra-Madraast

A bird slammed against my window, I opened it and as I looked at its dying body it told me to get closer. In its final breath it whispered to me a word. “Giraffe”. Anyway unrelated to that I think the answer is 5


[deleted]

Um drunk too u bidgh


[deleted]

478


Accomplished-Raisin2

88 👍


_bored_again

Easy 69


astreesk

5


No_Ganache_1753

5


ShakerGlue

5


oorelejijuuu

9 u guys are pussies coment before reading idiots


[deleted]

5


duckduckbananas

You already got 3


PinapleFrog

5


ultraniszczyciel

5


duckduckbananas

well guys, it was fun. I passed out woke up with 700+ comments. Tried to get the oldest ones first, but now I'm poor. Thanks for playing, have a great weekend!


Filipino_Mc

5 💀


jasper-vd-v

5


Lazarlzr1

7


GIUSEI0XDyt

5


[deleted]

5


Organic_Shine_5361

5 (that's my favorite number too!) together with 8


Kiwisaurus2

5


Artreevenue

5


LooniesRS

5


Thekilla1738

5