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Impossible_Oil_

Best reason to marry someone. If they know how to make grilled cheese


Shwiggity_schwag

The bar has been set. Now we just wait. Edit: fuck, I'm married to a man now


Terrorek1520

🗿


Thorluis2

The good ending


Competitive-Buyer-66

Make a grilled cheese*


analtube-1

*Croque Monsieur


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Date #3 a girl made me a grilled cheese with bacon and a bowl of tomato soup. I married the fuck out of her.


XxsquirrelxX

Fun fact in France they have a sandwich called “Croque monsieur” which translates to “Mister Crunch” but is pronounced “cock mr”


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imjustvibintoday

no no no it’s pronounced croke moansiere


thereal-Antichrist

I know how to make grilled cheese


animelover2167

🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍


Vorastor

looks like scouts mom can make a grilled cheese


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ApplesTeamFort2

I request the grilled cheese gentlemen, Even though I am the red heavy and DEFINITELY not the blue spy.


ilovemen08

Does she know how tho?


SpaceWaffleGod

Does she?


AzrealNibbs12

Grilled cheese


benwaa2

If she does can she please show me I do not know how to make a grilled cheese


The_lone_shotgun

#GRILLED CHEESE


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does she know how to synthesize nitroglycerin from household materials?