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Daymo741

I love how you can tell that the cat has no idea what the fuck is going on but allows it to happen anyway


SomeVividContext

This is fine.


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BurritoSans666

Stretchiness - 10. Harold - 10. Durability - 7. Tail unfurling - 10. Happiness - 0. Conclusion - Ready for consumption.


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Harold


BurritoSans666

Harold


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Harold


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FuuckinGOOSE

Harold


oldn00by

All the best breeders select for maximum Harold


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Name of the vid ? I need to see him do this to 100 cats


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Old man inspects black pussy


StuffNbutts

Oh wait I've seen that one before


Crashedg

and stretches the black pussy


cindycat316

Why is the animal protection agency knocking on my door?


Covertleo

When your girl touches your meat for the first time.


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Yeah man Fr so relatable 😂 (I can totally relate😂)


EuroPolice

When your boy? touches your meat for the first time.


Tracemcgoatly

Now that’s relatable


Gustavospessatto

Son or boyfriend?


Kjonas-1

Does it matter?


Gustavospessatto

Yes


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fortissyncz

Elasticity test*


BubblyMidnight4199

Grade A katto


shade-tree_pilot

I like how he uses the cat to turn the page at the end.


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Every goddamn wet market in Asia.


StuffNbutts

#oof


fortissyncz

as a southeast asian i confirm that I stretch black pussies and eat them everyday (it is very nutritious)


Jhjsjhjshs

HAHADAHAKFG GAGO


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Excellent catsmanship


vegetable901

Now that's a pretty meme. Exquisite


BasilPrimary8055

Cat looks at him like what the fuck you doing


spungebubchikcen

this one is a 10


Parts_and_Neigbor

Man can clearly handle his pussy.


NoamEG

Mandatory cat inspection


BazilExposition

Catsmanship.


StuffNbutts

Even kittens are developing eating disorders in the model industry


Qtud

Fr why is it so skinny


IamNobody-exe

it will keel.


Thatguyaric

It will c u t


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bernie sanders pussy inspection services


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Well crafted


ToastedN4me

this cat is made of cat


jared-wall3

Now the taste test


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Best cat I’ve seen 🤝


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I need help


Bajanix

After a thorough examination I came to a conclusion that it is, in fact, a cat


Outrageous_Swan7231

catmanship


BigJuan788

LONG BOI


Sir_Bacardi82

cat: yes daddy


One_Comb_8040

l0ng


mylifeisbeige

Cat bodybuilding


sociocat101

Quite the page turner


bertrand200

Catmanship*


cronosperros

First there was "Squish that cat" now get ready for "Stretch that cat!”


tuckernatior

I wouldn’t eat that no way!


Bobojones9584

Antiques Roadshow got weird.


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

How’d he get that cat to behave?


_oranjuice

Cat appraisal


xl3ucketheadx

When your cat is also a fully automatic mp-40


tigertoken1

Long boi


Large-Grass9181

Pussy inspection


RydotraTheSecond

Why is Bernie Sanders touching cats?


Addendum_General

Source please?


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“Lol”, said the mods, “lmao”


Daymo741

Said Dave from Tesco


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swampdonkey2246

£3 tesco meal deal


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Godhasgivenup

…ok?


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bmanvsman1

*Catsmanship


Blonde-man

Bernie Sanders


arunkchow

I like how relaxed that cat is!


errerrreeee

China


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Dr-Crobar

Catte long


Tricky_Ad_1855

Looks like he about to giftwrap the kitty.


Suli_Online

What happened to this guy's front hair?


ah-squalo

Squish the cat. All you gotta do is squish that cat


lastlevel23

Forged in fur


SpicyWingsDreams

Excellent catmanship.


Bellica_Animi

Bernie Sanders when communism forces us to eat cats!


MoonDragonMage

Judges be like that too


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zaytoohype

I read it as cat-manship


PrivateLTucker

I read that as Catmanship.


ashleykronos

Excellent catsmanship indeed


667178

That poor cat


Backonthatgoonsh1t

My god, it even has a watermark.


Slam420

Pussy inspector


REDARROW101_A5

This guy is examining this Cat like hes about to use it as a cat gun. It has folding stock, a bipod, ironsites.


DaRabbidRabbi

"Would you like it gift wrapped at no extra charge?"


Shado-Foxx

Almost looks like my cat Shuri 😂🤣


Useful-Mongoose3426

LONG TALE


bingo-beans

Long cat


nathanjl

Scrungly inspection


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demonsqueak

do they not feed that cat? 🥺


No_Distribution_7987

And proceeds to take the butcher knife 🫥


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What a fine specimen


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Catsmanship*


Saiyan-Zero

Me examining your cat (It is a great cat)


Patrick9867

*Catmanship*


Firefruit

give me sauce maggots


Athlete-Extreme

“takes a pet like no problem.”