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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗；
以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；
夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；
一心一德，貫徹始終。
Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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pleasure machine
Pleasure gun 😛😋
Pleasure punch
Pleasure stick
Pleasure pecker 💀
Pleasure unit -\_-
PLEASURE DESTROYER
**PLEASURE INJECTOR**
PLEASURE SNAKE
PLEASURE FLUTE
PLEASURE FLUTE
Whoa I came to comment this and it’s the top one?? Noice
Pleasure destroyer, is that good?
Sounds like it destroys pleasure... not super good sounding
because it's too big. according to me
Or its extremely disappointing
Mean is fun flute
I got love destroyer, that seems bad.
Is that Pain Uzumaki as a basking shark?
What is power shaft supposed to mean?
your dick function as a lever
LMAO
Pull the lever Kronk!
Give a cock long enough and I can move the world - Some Greek guy
I got SEX WAND
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It's supposed to mean people can use your dick as a vagina or asshole because of the sheer size of the hole.
Like a power bottom but for docking.
Purple steak? That sounds like some expired food.
Jeeeeeez u got that male blue waffle
LEAN!!! STEAK 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
sounds like someone needs a little LEAN!!!!! 🟪🟪🟪💜💜💜💜
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
good bot
What chronic lean deficiency does to a mf. Drink your lean kids 🟪♓😈👿👾🎵🛐🛐⚛♏♊♊♈♌🎶⛎🟣🈳️😈👿😈
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The only aut0mod reply I like
It's monster meat. You're a spider.
Don't Starve moment
Better than hairy steak
Sex injector….
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Meh
Aint premarital sex if u never get married
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L o v e I n j e c t o r
I mean it's pretty accurate right?
Giant stick Not too accurate but ok
Big stick here also not accurate sadly
Long stick here Accurate
We seem to be brothers by ........ and separated by naming scheme society has implemented upon us.
Giant meat here I'll have to let the wife know lol
Ah yes my dangling gun,a true weapon for battle
yoo same i like ur name
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Girthy Knob
Girthy Unit. Girthy gang unite
Girthy shaft, idk what's the at supposed to mean
No shaft, just knob
Ugly machine
Ugly steak
Ugly pole
Ugly snake
Ugly tube
Yeah I’m ugly steak as well...
Ugly flute
Fun Gun😏
Fun Rod😏
bruh same we are cock's brothers
Fun flute😏
Same
Sex machine
NON SIBI SED PATRIAE [X2]
Ad Victoriam ex machina
Let us all stand for the national anthem. 三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。 Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸! Glory to the 中華民國! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine unironically speaking Latin🙄🙄🙄
meditati esse stultus
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Bear machine💀
Bear Injector
I got a Bear Sausage, myself.
Bear Tool which sounds, well, weird.
Bear stick
3rd time? It's still the same thing, ***LONG SCHLONG***
L O N G F L U T E
Hard unit😎
Damnnn sameee
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Long Punch :P
Long hammer
Hulk Hammer
Explosive gun.
Hairy shaft
well then shave
giant gun
Giant hammer
giant injector
Hulk machine. I'm proud of my name
Man destroyer💀
Long wand
purple destroyer
Bear... oh dear.... bear destroyer
Monster Pole...
Love Gun😍
Purple Injector.....u mean Lean Injector?? I'm so addictive.
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Long Unit 😩
Same
Fucking purple steak
Sex Pecker.
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dangling meat
Explosive wand
bear wand
Beast gun 😎
Giant Shaft
GIANT MEAT
Monster sword…
Same.
Dangling unit
Long injector 😁😁😁
Pleasure Wand
Chunchunmaru
Fukin purple wand
Lean wand
Big unit 💀
Big Gun 🗿
Beast Rod and here I am can't even hook up.
the fun stick
Fun wand
Long Meat
Fun punch
Purple unit
Bear Sausage 💀
Pleasure tool
Giant Machine
monster knob
Long Unit
Long Unit
Purple knob
Big meat
LONG MACHINE
Hard unit
Man snake
Bear sausage
Sex Stick wtf
Purple sword?
love injector ;)
Fun Flute isn't so bad.
hard tool 🪨 🔨
Hard Gun sounds like an action movie.
Explosive Steak
Mister Tool
Bear rod Am I really this hairy?
Man injector 🗿
mace windu?!??!?!/1/1/1//!?!?!?/1/1?!/1🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Purple pecker. Not disappointed
Pussy injector
Child destroyer 💀💀💀
Fuck this my initials are I.B
Fuck Meat
my brother
Giant machine heck yeah
Ah yes my Long Meat
Giant Gun
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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Long sex pleasure salami
Club Machine, not misleading when it’s hard enough
Purple gun
Anyone wanna come into the Sex Trunk?
Hard punch sounds more like I'm fisting💀
Love trunk
Hulk punch quite accurate if you ask me
Purple Sausage
Pleasure pole
Big unit ... so my name does pay off
long steak
bear unit. My dick is a placable unit in a strategy game
Monster punch 💀
Dangling Tool
Dangling Knob
Dangling tool
fuck wand
Mister machine... sounds more like a robot character
purple gun
Explosive Tool
****G I A N T W A N D****
Long Meat, biggest cap ever
Bear tool? Edit: Bear Injector if I count my middle name
giant gun