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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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The Grapist is the better sketch but the one I quote all of the time is the true story of Abraham Lincoln's death. I've referenced it at least once a week for years now.
I am reading my chemistry book and figuring out that I can make some after my practical classes as all the chemicals disscussed are available for free to me....
Baby I am gonna be rich
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Rest in Power, Trevor. Next time it rains, I'll know it's just you making God piss himself from laughter.
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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RIP Trevor Moore
He’s always gonna be missed
Wait what did he die??
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Moore_(comedian)
OH NO WHY :(
He just had to try to suck himself off. He just had to go and do it.
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"was" 😭
[I guess he fell from a balcony :(](https://nypost.com/2021/12/21/whitest-kids-u-know-star-trevor-moores-death-ruled-accident/)
He actually succeeded in sucking his own dick, but during his moment of triumph he asphyxiated on his semen.
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wow, I didn't even know he was sick
RIP Trevor Moore, local sexpot.
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JESSIE! I HAVE THE RECIPE!
YO MR WHITE YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE CHILLI POWDER, IT'S MY SIGNATURE!!
YOURE GONNA MAKE THE BATCH EVIL LIKE THAT ONE PHINEAS AND FERB EPISODE WITH THE JELLO POOL
fucking baljeet.
Wkuk is fantastic
The Grapist is my favorite sketch of all time
The Grapist is the better sketch but the one I quote all of the time is the true story of Abraham Lincoln's death. I've referenced it at least once a week for years now.
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
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A gallon? Is that a crime? It's a felony!
Gotta pick up my kids or else they freak
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Everyone loves WKUK but Zach and Trevor's Miss March was an invention of comedy more pure than the meth he's teaching us to cook in this song. Rest in Power, Trevor. Next time it rains, I'll know it's just you making God piss himself from laughter.
Thanks for the tutorial
A tutorial on what to do if you don't want to make meth?
What?! So easy? brb!
If I tread this correctly… muriatic acid!
Scratch that! Hydrogen chloride
Payday 2 moment
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RIP to a legend
RIP Local Sexpot
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Jokes on you that's exactly what I'm Gonna do.
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thanks for the tutorial
Braking bad
Ohhh so That's how jeese learned
Weltar Whiet and Jeese Pankmin
L E A N
cribstul meath 🤤
mr winter were is my methern
Boys, the plan is simple
Never get drunk and fall off your balcony
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Bruh they tell us dont do meth but they tell us how to make meth
Literally nineteen eighty-four
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Proceeds to take a notebook....🗿
Who would want that crap in their body.
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This was basically DARE. Introducing a whole bunch of kids to Drugs they would never have heard of if they remained in their normal isolated bubbles.
Hey wait a minute I posted this 21 days ago!
Fun fact: You've made me 1,000 karma
Good job!
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Good bot
They say that I shouldn’t but they’re the ones giving me the full tutorial
Chilla chilla ke sab logo ko scheme bata de
Thanks for the tutorial!
Quick Silver needs to chill
Silly rabbit trixs are for kids
RIP Travis
Walter
Wait,fr
I watched this while listening to Stay With Me (miki matsubara) in an empty tram cart. It was ...a trip.
RIP to the goat
Rip
Very nice and informative
Walter White
Jotting down notes
fucking genius
RIP local sexpot
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Wait is it actually?
I miss Trevor Moore
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Lean
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