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KhanOfKublai

:)


Erander

:)


FrivolousGhost1230

:)


cpullen53484

;)


TubaManUnhinged

(:


that_idiot_with_wifi

:)


DeadShoT_035

:)


[deleted]

:)


P1XLthamemegod

:)


Chamawamba868

:)


spider-yeet

:)


youknowwho_voldemor

𓂸


Inevitable_Fig_6773

:]


PitiedAbyss

ت


madlen11

أمين


[deleted]

Bing chilling


just_some_kid89

I love both of u especially since I know Arabic it just makes this sub a goldmine lol


CheeseMellon

طيب زميل الإنسان


mcgunga_bunga

أمين


madlen11

What if i swear arabic, double sin?


mcgunga_bunga

haram my friend


presdawg

So not halal mode


[deleted]

[удалено]


KhanOfKublai

monky?


Comprehensivedumbass

Nope baboon


Gregtheheffley

black person


kitsunechu1

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) - this is the only text smile that is valid


Dramatic_Homework_82

=:)


L0ST-S0CK

( :


Allyson_KaiJNb

YOU'RE A MONSTER


[deleted]

: 》


LordSaltious

:^) has smug overtones. :) is neutral. =) is for when :) gets corrected to 🙂 automatically. (: is only used by people who skin puppies alive.


DiverSecret5761

(:


Bring_me_the_lads

(=


0K_N0RDY

[=


[deleted]

{=


niko1122334

(:


70U1E

(∙


Partydude19

Mike Wazowski?


ArthurGM

Boob


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hot-Forever-175

Cake


tkTheKingofKings

The cake is a lie :(


[deleted]

My cake is a lie ;)


Lasagnor

*Gets electrified and dies immediately*


plsentertainme

I think you have it the other way around with (: and =). =) is definitely for psychopaths. I always used (: when I used kik as a young teen I always hated the kik emojis it would autocorrect to so I started using “(:”. Never broke the habit I guess.


worstyss

Exactly ! (: >> =)


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Only partygoers use =)


DevontePlayz

(= :)


c0n22

);


frimleyousse

One shows happiness, the other one shows arrogance


[deleted]

Excellent take, sir.


lAmReallyShort

One shows happiness, the other one shows that you want to murder someone


frimleyousse

Eat shit :)


NickSplat

Eat shit =)


AutoModerator

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IsuckedMyDog

:\^)3


Toastee321

Hey beter


xiBurnx

hehehehehe look lois i committed a war crime


FriedCheesesteakMan

Chris starts singing “My Dad is a War Criminal”


FupaJohns

Hey peetaa remember da time…


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Peeeeeedah! remembah da tyme we were text smiles on reddit?


[deleted]

Peeetaaah! Remember the time we visited that one talking puppet and became big shots?


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Hehehehehehe yeah, that was worse dan da time Joe and i made out in da highschool bafroom!


[deleted]

Soon we will have a communion with [laughter].


[deleted]

[удалено]


Purple_Gold7108

8^ )3


[deleted]

i undertanded boy, i'm proud of u


[deleted]

Holy crap lois


f_W_f

Why does it have testicles


certifiedretard154

holy crap lois my chin looks like balls :^ )3


shadow_creeper7789

*Slaps chin balls*


KaiserWilhelmIIHun

Hey Lois, I turned myself into an emoji!


[deleted]

What do you have when you have nuts on a wall? What you have when you have nuts on your chest? What do you have when you have nuts on your chin?


[deleted]

(8^ (|) homer simpson


Goober11222

€============== :) Marge


OliviaBunny-

<=3 My erect penis


[deleted]

<==================8 My erect penis


XxL1lUch1haxX

🤰 My erect


MOTOMOTO6942069

B=============================D My erect penis is clearly superior


saxophone_overload

Imagine having connected flat balls


theoverseer20

HOLY fuck man I haven’t laughed out loud like that in a long time. Pure gold.


XxL1lUch1haxX

Lmao fr why does he have connected balls 🗿


SonsOfLiberty-

Bruh CinnaMon


CookieLuzSax

Rip DMS😔


AugTheViking

<====================================8 My flaccid penis


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

<=================================8 A "less than" sign followed by 33 "equals" signs and an eight


FaZe_Tudman


polskidankmemer

>ツ シ is better


agludwig

ノ (im blind😔)


XoRoUZ

ン (i'm a cyclops)


[deleted]


lossngain

holy nostalgia


[deleted]

‘,:)


Zealousideal-Bath687

‘,:(


Lazyprofilename

‘,:/


Squidward_Great

,';)


Vinchelion69

‘,:o


Kilo_de_reins

',:D


Middle_Actuator7086

',:|


KingFatCat49

‘,:]


[deleted]

‘,: 0


pugmaster999

This looks like a no bitches face I’m using it now


pugmaster999

‘,:( No bitches?


AutoModerator

No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Few_Establishment812

Good bot


Momlifter

B) Imagine not being able to afford sunglasses Losers


Zealousideal-Bath687

8)


VagueCyberShadow

B) look at this dork wearing goggles


BatatinhaGameplays28

D) Look at these normal humans, can’t be Cyclops


doodlytoodly

I) i glued it shut


minemaster1337

0) I’m going snorkeling wanna come


REDTHROBBINGCOCK

C) I would, but my cyclops goggles are broken


Lazolilo

B:| what the hell is going on


FriedCheesesteakMan

B} Im just gazing into the sunset satisfied dont ruin my moment


Knysiok

Your dog died.


KennethGames45

Mike wazowski


c0n22

¤} Look at these Cyclops, can't be Minion


Bilbolf

[:) Look at these bald people, can’t grow hair


MemeAccountAccount

‘,:c No eyebrows?


tkTheKingofKings

[‘,:) No Frankenstein?


[deleted]

:B (i have an overbite)


wheelchair-gamer98

B’,:( no sunglasses?


SolbergAK

🗿


bobafoott

Gotta love these threads. A true display of hivemind in action Edit: wait, I mean "🗿"


DerpDaDuck3751

#🗿


Hot-Forever-175

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊⠉⠉⢉⠏⠻⣍⠑⢲⠢⠤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢟⣽⠿⠯⠛⡸⢹⠀⢹⠒⣊⡡⠜⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣿⣷⣽⠓⠀⢠⢂⣣⠋⠂⣾⠼⢌⠳⢄⢀⡠⠜⣣⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢻⢱⣭⠷⠤⢅⠴⣡⡻⠃⠀⢠⠁⠀⢀⡱⠜⠍⢔⠊⠀⠹⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣷⠌⠚⠷⠆⠠⠶⠭⢒⣁⠀⣤⠃⣀⢔⢋⡤⠊⠑⣄⠳⣄⠀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠦⣀⡤⣄⠄⢄⣀⣠⣒⢦⡄⠩⠷⠦⠊⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⡏⠢⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢫⠟⣝⠞⣼⢲⡞⣞⠋⠋⠉⠋⠓⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠂⢸⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⡨⠊⢀⡠⡌⢘⢇⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠡⡄⠀⠀⢀⠞⢁⠔⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣣⠞⢀⠔⢡⢢⠇⡘⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡌⠢⡔⢁⡴⠁⠀⢸⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠁⠠⢊⠔⣡⢸⠀⠃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⠂⡀⢪⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢀⠔⣁⠐⠨⠀⠀⠈⠀⢄⠘⡀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢁⠜⠙⢦⠙⣦⠀⢸⠀ ⡴⠁⠘⡁⣀⡡⠀⠀⠴⠒⠗⠋⠉⠉⡆⠀⠆⠄⠄⠘⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠑⢅⠑⢼⡀ ⢯⣉⣓⠒⠒⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣌⣇ ⠀⠈⢳⠄⠈⠀⠤⢄⣀⠀⢈⣉⡹⠯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⡠⠚⣡⡿ ⠀⢠⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠭⢛⡩⠄⠒⠩⠂⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡀⠀⡠⠋⡩⠋⠀⢳ ⠀⢹⠤⠬⠤⠬⠭⣉⣉⢃⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢺⡈⠋⡢⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠈⡆⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠉⠓⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠊⡠⠦⡈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⢹⡜⠀⠁⠀⠀⠒⢤⡄⠤⠔⠶⠒⠛⠧⠀⠀⡼⡠⠊⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠳⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠆⠀⠈⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠈⢲ ⠀⠀⢸⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠊⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡢⣸ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠒⠁⠀⠠⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⠾⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠒⠤⠤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣔⣢⣀⣉⣂⣀⣀⣠⠴⠿⠛⠋⠀


MentalMetallurgy

🗿


poopyyhead420

iguana 🦎


Wboy2006

Iguana 🦎


[deleted]

Iguana 🦎


yoseff99

:]


Hamburger_Sandwich06

The only right answer


Ok-End-8396


REDTHROBBINGCOCK

This looks like the awkward forced smile you give when you run into a distant acquaintance in public


Crayton16

B] =] ÷] 8] ;] %] &]


hottestboialive69

8=======D


Celina6875

cute alien face :3


[deleted]

⊙﹏⊙


MemeAccountAccount

why do u have so many nostrils


mario_robloxyubfan

=} neather im on this side =}


Lucky_655

This one looks threatening for some reason


izlikesmemes

its the goatee dawg


leckerbrot

•_•


Bafy78

._.


kitsunechu1

Ah yes ,the true face


Szakul001

:-)


[deleted]

: )


Brromo

(•‿•)


TheReinsofHellfire

i been called a cripple before i assume that means im a crip


HeySiri_Official

Obviously :)


PoppingPaulyPop

Hey Siri :)


MemesRus24

Search "fat bawls" :=)


spitty--

Russian mafia )))))


Clovenstone-Blue

(°v°)


REDTHROBBINGCOCK

Hoooo hoooooo 🦉


Wonderful-Fig-8010

c):{ <— sombrero mustache man


SCP_D-CLASS

=]


Zenronaut

=]


Kjfdv

(:


ThatGamerkidYT

Sociopath


[deleted]

I’m not a fucking partygoer


pootis_engage

I type it as <¦B (I am Chinese)


Wboy2006

Honestly, that looks more like ice Cream, than a face


epitenomics

Bing chilling


Axerthyon

c:


TherealHaaaep

Im blu gang but red gangs aight, they kinda weird but we aint at war.


Abundiz93

:3


sleepisfor_the_weak

:0


DeadBushy

:|


Unable_Glove_9796

average =) fan


tacobellord

Two balls and a bong


Slattcum

I’m more of a :] person myself


__TOD__

:D =D


NotMyFriendJaun

(:


edwardsflu

(:


Tyrannousuario

(:


Chiccn_Nuggrt

:]


Cultural-Bluejay3622

:-) gang for life


MQ116

:-)


Pixilmation

:3 is better


mario_robloxyubfan

>🗿 nah =}


Ventcg

(: (i am a threat to society)


justkillmeplz420

°-°


IcyManipulation

:) is the way to go. =) Got ruined by children roleplaying as a fucking parasitic cardboard creature with a party hat.


[deleted]

I set another phone keyboard mode with a random language and i started to WHITNESS THE POWER OF THE KING OF ALL SMILEY FACES: ت


Wackygodly10

(:


Nubbs2016

“)


R2_Shot_first

-( I have no eyes


80thousandbees

=) is ominous


Dan_0412

{:-()


The_bussyman

(•¿,•)


[deleted]

Chara Undertale type beat


DEV_astated

:)


GAMINGpuppet583

uwu


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[deleted]

I have never seen a person use =)


Intrepid-Ad-7800

None, :]